School Nurse Laura Obzera Got Caught
September 12, 2008 by impqueen
Bolingbrook, IL – Laura Obzera is an elementary school nurse at Wood View Elementary School in Bolingbrook, Illinois. But that’s not why she’s sad in her mugshot above (and what a mugshot it is). Laura Obzera is sad because she got caught. Obzera, 49, is accused of having sex with multiple underage boys.
The victims in this case range in age from 13 to 17. They are not being identified, but it appears that Obzera did not meet the boys through her job.
The investigation into Obzera’s activities began with a hotline call on September 1 regarding “sexually charged text messages” that were taking place between Obzera and a minor boy. When the Department of Children and Families went to investigate, they found the text messages and interviewed one victim, who led them to other victims.
Police were called, and during the investigation, all the boys said that the sexual activity occurred nearly two years ago, in 2006. However, some of the text messages allegedly indicated more recent contact. It appears that there were three victims, and all of them reported sexual contact with Obzera.
Wood View Elementary has said that no molestation occurred on school grounds. That’s supposed to make parents feel better about knowing that their school “health assistant” likes the young stuff.  Now, I’m a nurse myself. And I know that school nurses have plenty of up close and personal contact with their students. Never once have I checked out a kid and gone “Hey, that looks pretty hot. Think I’ll set up a date for later.” But with Nurse Laura, I think that’s a very real probability.
If Laura Obzera is guilty (and from the evidence presented so far, she likely is), there is no reason to believe that these are isolated events that happened two years ago and not since.  Violating an underage child is the antithesis of everything for which the nursing profession stands. I don’t care if she blew the kid once in a whole other state, her students’ parents have good reason to be alarmed. If your kid has gone to Wood View Elementary, it’s time to sit down for a little chat about Nurse Laura. And no, there is no reason for a rectal temperature to be done at school, in case you were wondering.
Obzera was arrested on Thursday and charged with three counts of aggravated criminal sexual abuse. She has already made her $50,000 bail and is currently at home. I suggest she take this pre-trial time to examine her life, surrender her nursing license, and do something about that hot mess of hair and facial shine.
8:39 am on September 12th, 2008
No different if it was a man with little girls…bitch deserves a hot lead douche!!!
What kind of world could we have in 18 years if every child born today could have a happy, healthy childhood?
Dreams…..
9:12 am on September 12th, 2008
OMG, those eyes! She reminds me of Sissy Spacek in Carrie. They would bore a hole in you if she looked long enough. Completely disgusting…bleeech.
9:59 am on September 12th, 2008
Makes me nervous. My 4yr. old going on 5 will start Kinder next year. Yeah I know he is VERY young at this time but he will be in school for a long time yet. If you can’t trust a freak’n school nurse damn, I’m going to have to patrol the school with the “don’t *F* with my kid” look.
Being a parent is so stressful….all we want is happy, healthy kids. Too much to ask?
10:10 am on September 12th, 2008
I just keep wanting someone to hand her a compact. That kind of shine cannot just be lighting.
10:28 am on September 12th, 2008
Amen…but why stop there? I say we let a few Butch lesbians play doctor with her…then when shes all torn up use the hot lead douche
10:36 am on September 12th, 2008
I don’t think that will work. She probably was having sex with children because it was easier to her to talk them into it. I can’t imagine many adults are going to consent to playing doctor with a broad that looks like that.
10:51 am on September 12th, 2008
I think everyone just needs to SHUT UP!
You are judging someone when you dont even know the facts!
Also I wouldnt think you would be looking all fine if you just got arrested.
So just shut up and stop judging….
10:57 am on September 12th, 2008
Oh, God, a retard who selected a screen name virtually identical to mine.
11:02 am on September 12th, 2008
LOL.
I “f”ing hate her hair.
11:03 am on September 12th, 2008
Shut the Fuck Up yourself! We judge here, that is what we do- we like it and are right 99.999% or the time.
11:04 am on September 12th, 2008
I cannot help it, I am laughing so hard i think a cherry Jolly Rancher just got lodged in my lung. If I die of aspiration pneumonitis, Lizard With One Z, it is totally your fault.
11:10 am on September 12th, 2008
You just wait until one shows up as 1mpqueen. or impqueeen.
Really, I feel dirty now. Off to figure out where I put the betadine.
11:10 am on September 12th, 2008
Fuck off
Brillo Head
11:11 am on September 12th, 2008
Evidently you know the facts, then?
Please, Lizzard With Two Zs, enlighten us.
Let me guess.. you’re a teenager. Laura Obzera is your mom or your aunt or your BFF’s mom or your boyfriend’s mom and she would NEVER NEVER NEVER do something like this.
So, what? Someone else steal her cell phone and text naughty messages and have sex with minors and they just thought it was her? Did she have a Freaky Friday experience and it was really Lindsay Lohan in her body doing the nasty with the teenage boys? Please help me understand this, because people do not get arrested without any evidence at all. And they sure as hell don’t score a $50K bail.
11:12 am on September 12th, 2008
that’s a very good point. Scuse me. Brb. I, um, just have to go check something… and register Murbid, Morbidd, and Morrbid.
11:21 am on September 12th, 2008
I was just going to say “Carrie with her finger in the electrical socket”!!
Hey Fuck off Lizard wannbe!!
She’s a fucking pedophile!! What are you going to blame the 13 year old? Or any of the illegal underage boys????
11:24 am on September 12th, 2008
ROFLMAO…That is definitely a teenager.
11:25 am on September 12th, 2008
My eyes must be playing tricks on me…does she have two different colors in her hair or is it the lighting? I cant figure out if she is a blond haired brunette or a black haired blond.
11:30 am on September 12th, 2008
I think she was just angry in the pic. You wouldn’t like her if she were angry…
11:30 am on September 12th, 2008
But but but, her hair? Really do people actually have hair like that anymore? Thought that went out in the 80’s.
11:30 am on September 12th, 2008
LOL…all we need is the pigs blood dripping down her face. Actually that might improve the doo!
11:31 am on September 12th, 2008
Brilliant!
11:35 am on September 12th, 2008
Hahahahahaha, Lizard, what’s wrong with you today? All of a sudden you decide to defend retards lol? What a change, were you hit by lightning or something?
11:41 am on September 12th, 2008
Omg all of you are fucking retards.
First of all to the lizard with one Z.. haha you must actually be a lizard if you write it that way. ohh so sad
Second, haha well this time you arnt 99.99% right, you may think it but ha your not… your just some loser that thinks you are right because you dont have anything better todo with your time.
To impqueen your wrong.. W-R-O-N-G!! Im none of the stuff you said.
The news media is just making up everything. if you werent stupid you would see it.
Peeperann if you talking to me the lizzard with 2 Zs haha im not a lizard wanna be, Im my own person and i prob. had that name way before lizard with 1 Z.
justmeintn im not. your prob some old fart that thinks hes all then when in the long one you act like a teenager.
Sunnie I wanna see what ur hair looks like, for all i know its prob purple.haha
11:43 am on September 12th, 2008
I have to say, I didn’t notice the two z’s at first, and thought to myself… wtf is Lizard smoking to be defending this bitch…
Okay, in my short time here on DD, I have exhaled many sighs of relief over the fact that most of the stories that make the front page are far, far away from me. This hits WAY too close to home. This is less than 10 miles from where I live! Ick. Just ick.
11:51 am on September 12th, 2008
Where to hell do you go with that?
11:53 am on September 12th, 2008
See? It posted again, and it not only continues to give lizards a bad name, it manages to make lizards look even worse this time around. I swear to God, I feel my brain cells draining away due to a warped guilt-by-associated-name process. Can someone please come pray over me or send me a protective amulet or charm before I’m spending my days with the fat crayons and a sippy cup?
11:54 am on September 12th, 2008
did she suffer a head injury? her pupils look odd to me.
12:02 pm on September 12th, 2008
because she crying..
12:05 pm on September 12th, 2008
OMG I CANT BELIVE IT!! i went to woodview 3 years ago and she wass the nurse she was soooo cool and awsome i loved herr wowwww imagine her in jail.
but thats really slutty and skanky.
her kids but be soooo embaraced damn.
12:10 pm on September 12th, 2008
Hey Britney, quite a rude awakening, huh? I can well imagine she was cool and well-liked. It makes sense, otherwise the boys might not have been interested in her advances.
You mention her kids. Did you mean her own children, or did you mean the kids at the school? If she has kids, do you know how many and what ages?
Thanks for your comment.
12:16 pm on September 12th, 2008
crying doesnt make one pupil larger than the other
12:17 pm on September 12th, 2008
Crying? Those pupils/retinas look like a damn alaskan malamute!!
WTH?
Ok—Back up LiZZard…(Condolences to OUR LiZard–I will pray for you tonight!)
If we are so stupid, why don’t you tell us your side of the story?
Please-We do want to know the “truth”, and how you came to be the all knowing “LiZZard”.
There has to be more than just insults in your vocabulary if you consider yourself so much smarter than the rest of us…
12:22 pm on September 12th, 2008
“Neener, neener, neener. You are a wiener.”
(Please don’t stop. You’re making my day.)
12:33 pm on September 12th, 2008
Sunnie I wanna see what ur hair looks like, for all i know its prob purple.haha
To Lizzard…negative. my hair is not purple (and so what if it was?)..my hair is actually a dark brown, almost black color. You wanna see? http://www.myspace.com/thisbabygotback And by the way..you still haven’t metioned why Impqueen is wrong about this case, please, tell her and the rest of us what you DO know about this case.
12:34 pm on September 12th, 2008
So Lizzard, how do you know the perp? Just wondering since you have all the facts and the media is just making all this up.
12:35 pm on September 12th, 2008
I think all of you need to spend a little more time in the dictionary! Quit trashing people who seem to be basically decent. It seems like you all are a bunch of losers! Nursie whatever your name is, you must have thought about to bring it up. They said it wasn’t involving anyone at her school. Read the facts (if you can call them facts) and then state your opinion.
12:39 pm on September 12th, 2008
I know, I really should, but every time I climb into one, I get these horrible leg cramps from being in such a confined space.
Maybe you should spend a little time in a technical writing course.
12:41 pm on September 12th, 2008
You know, when I was about 17, I developed a brief but wicked crush on a guy I met through one of my friends. He was about 6′2″, gorgeous, and really musically knowledgeable. I was smitten…and then I found out he was 13. I was horrified. I just don’t understand these women who find themselves attracted to kids that young. BUT, the article clearly states that she didn’t meet these kids through her work, and it seems the contact was consentual. So, while I would get her some counseling to address her lack of impulse control, I can’t imagine locking her up for any extended period of time.
12:41 pm on September 12th, 2008
OMG… did someone just imply that a 49 yr. old person is “basically decent” after having sex with a minor as young as 13? Please say it isn’t so. On what planet is that “basically decent”?
12:47 pm on September 12th, 2008
illegal is illegal- Man or woman.
Women usually don’t have to “coerce” boys of that age- If I am correct, they will usually poke their thing into anything with a hole. That said, SHE had control of the situation and the boys were not of the age to consent. SOOO while it might not be a forcible rape, such as so often implied by young ladies who get caught with an older guy, it is still illegal, immoral, unethical and all that other junk.
12:48 pm on September 12th, 2008
OMG!! I miss all of the good shit. Lizard (the real one) – we all know that you are the shiz! We could never fall for an imposter that thinks LIZARD is spelled with 2 z’s.
IMO – Nursie here is a freakish looking whore. A grown woman the fucks teen boys is no different than a grown man that fucks teen girls. SKEEZ!
12:49 pm on September 12th, 2008
oh, and YUCKY too.
12:57 pm on September 12th, 2008
Surely pedo-nurse has a myspace to chillaxe with the youngsters?
1:03 pm on September 12th, 2008
Whats up with the pedo defense league on this thread. Would you maroons still defend a grown man banging 13 year old girl. I think not, wrong is wrong and her hair looks like a bad chia pet.
Chi chi chi chia!
1:11 pm on September 12th, 2008
Yes I’m a 23 year “old fart”
& all girl 
We are all judgmental here so I suggest plenty of big girl panties. If you can’t handle this site go back to class.
1:13 pm on September 12th, 2008
first off i would like to say Lizard you are a goddess you have your own troll!
second i agree this nasty baby raping bitch has what we call top ramen hair!
third lizzard you are boring please come up with more than you all dont know, the police have it wrong. blah blah we have heard this before! so try and live up to that name you have trolled and impress us!
1:14 pm on September 12th, 2008
i have pink streaks in my hair, what does that say about me??
1:20 pm on September 12th, 2008
I think pink hair is hot. Its a hold over from my old punk rock days.. sigh… getting old sucks.
1:21 pm on September 12th, 2008
The Shrek Chia… She’s Fugly…
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