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Tammy Hawkins Was One Hungry Bitch

September 3, 2008 by Kathy · 37 Comments
Filed under: Armed Robbery, Assault 

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Tammy Hawkins and son, Keith Hawkins

Lake Station, IN – Apparently, when Tammy Hawkins (myspace) gets a pizza craving, she’ll do anything to get what she wants. This includes seriously injuring a young delivery driver. Tammy, her son Keith Hawkins, 18 (myspace) and her current boy toy Joseph Veld, 30 (no myspace – probably can’t use a computer due to lack of opposable thumbs) were sitting around one Saturday night when Mommy dearest devised a brilliant plan.

Hawkins got her boyfriend to call a local pizza place and order 3 party sized pizzas, valued at approximately $100. He was to give the name “Frank” and ask that they be delivered to a vacant house in the neighborhood. She sent her son, Keith and Veld to the house to hide in waiting for the pizzas to be delivered.

Once the delivery driver, 21 year old Samantha Wilson-Sayre, showed up with the pizzas, she was instructed by Veld to go around to the back of the house for payment. That was where Veld struck her over the head with a metal club, TWICE. He made contact the first time. The second time, Wilson-Sayre was able to deflect the blow with her hand. Good move on her part, doctors say the second blow may have killed her.

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Samantha Wilson-Sayres

Wilson-Sayre was able to drive herself back to the pizza parlor and report what had happened. A relative then drove her to the hospital where she was airlifted to another hospital and had a metal plate inserted into her head and four metal pins put in her hand. What an AWESOME tip!

Hawkins later commended her son and boyfriend on the attack and then ate the pizzas. Can you say cold heartless bitch? The blood in her veins must be as icy as that tacky blue eye shadow she seems to be fond of.

Once Wilson-Sayre regained consciousness, she was able to help police put together a sketch of the suspects which led to their arrests.

Now, I love pizza and I love men that will do a woman’s bidding, but you have got to have brains the size of pencil erasers to agree to a plan like this. I have never had pizza good enough to almost kill for. I can’t imagine a woman with a face like that could have a vagina made of magic and rainbows, so I have no idea what her boyfriend’s motivation was. As far as her son, there wasn’t much my mom could do to make me do anything I didn’t want to when I was 18. But if you are raised by shit, you are probably gonna be pretty shitty yourself. So I guess, when the three of them got together, this may have seemed like a pretty good idea. Idiots.

Oh and Tammy, Maybelline called, they said they discontinued that eyeshadow in 1978, where the hell are you finding it?

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37 Responses to “Tammy Hawkins Was One Hungry Bitch”
  1. April says:

    When you say vacant house in the ‘hood - Would that be inside or outside of their trailor park???

  2. So Jaded says:

    Jebus…a trio of fucktards. They all deserve a good hard bash upside the back of the head.

    Oh and Tammy, Maybelline called, they said they discontinued that eyeshadow in 1978, where the hell are you finding it?

    Dollar Tree has tons of the shit. Tons.

  3. Morticia says:

    I hope this poor girl will be o.k. Thank god that she had the ability to get away from these people.

    So let me get this straight because I am having difficulty processing…..they almost killed a human being for free pizza???

    WTF??

  4. katyk says:

    1) Good for Samantha for getting out of that mess. I am so glad she will be ok.

    2) That woman’s MySpace page is thing nightmares are made of. Her giant picture of herself at the top is all I needed to see.

    3) I think it’s tattoo eyeliner. For realz.

    D) Pizza is never worth murder. I hope they never eat a party sized pizza again. Prison grilled cheese for you, bitches!

  5. Morticia says:

    You know what’s really scary ??? I just checked out her Myspace page, What do you mean 38yrs old?????? In dog Years?

  6. Just my luck sucks says:

    LOL- Morticia

    Cheering “Darth Manar” check out Dammy’s blog “my new home” on her myspace page.

  7. MzBehavin says:
    I can’t imagine a woman with a face like that could have a vagina made of magic and rainbows, so I have no idea what her boyfriend’s motivation was.

    LMFAO!!

  8. April says:
    So let me get this straight because I am having difficulty processing…..they almost killed a human being for free pizza???

    Casey Anthony killed someone and we gave her a free pizza…..

    No, seriously - How fucked up do you have to be to murder a person for some pizza. My guess is that this controlling bitch wanted to see how far her kid and boy toy would go for her. It probably had nothing to do with the pizza.

  9. April says:

    The only comment on Keith’s page may explain the need for the free pizza - She promised him a “wild, crazy and fun” summer:

    “Keith. If you get this. I just want you to know that you have an awesome ‘Mom’ who is waiting for you to come home and a bragging rights sister and a 6′5 n.b.a brother. To be with your family. I miss you so much. It teares my heart up inside and out with you being away from all of us.

    Hope you come home soon sweetheart.
    Maybe we can have a wild, crazy and fun summer with a great big party to throw with it for you.”

  10. JESSGA03 says:
    You know what’s really scary ??? I just checked out her Myspace page, What do you mean 38yrs old?????? In dog Years?

    LOL! Amen to that! That poor BEAUTIFUL girl! Seriously was this for fun? I mean damn, they could have just ordered enough to get them full and PAID for it. UUUGGGGHHHHHH sad part is she probably wont serve time for this. Did her son and bf tell police this was her plan? LOL! IDIOTS………….theyre EVERYWHERE!

    AND THEY VOTE PEOPLE! SCARY!

    this is sad. really. pizza. Attempted murder. Pizza………..I just do not get it.

  11. bogustoo says:
    You know what’s really scary ??? I just checked out her Myspace page, What do you mean 38yrs old?????? In dog Years?

    You’ve got THAT shit right!

  12. Not So Speechless says:

    She put “mom” in quotations, so I don’t think she is his real mom.
    He looks like a loser who would go along for anything to have anyone hang with him- I kind of feel bad for the evil little fucker.
    She owns a sign shop?! I own a sign shop and I have never tried to kill someone for a pizza- she must suck at it. Bitch.
    Very weird shit- glad the girl is going to be ok.

  13. Tricia says:

    wonders if his mom gave him that shit on his lip??

  14. WryBread says:

    I wonder if the guys were really hungry, too, but couldn’t come up with any plan. MommyUgly said, “Why not assault the pizza driver?” The guys jumped up and high-fived and exclaimed, “MommyUgly, your vagina is made of magic and rainbows.” The bf said, “And I know because I’ve eaten it and it’s almost as good as pizza.” And sonny said, “And I know because I came out of it into the world where pizza is made!”

    Then the guys tightened their shoelaces and MommyUgly tied them because they’re not quite that advanced. And while the guys sat behind the house planning what to hit the pizza carrier with, MommyUgly donned a pretty apron and wandered into the kitchenette to look for three clean paper plates.

    Then the hunters came back with their pizza trophies (as their prey drove herself back to some major medical aid), and everyone had their own personal party-sized $30 pizza and ate and congratulated each other and didn’t hear the squad car pull up outside.

    Then all the fun times ended. I wonder who ate the leftovers?

  15. Kathy says:

    Wry! I think I love you…

  16. katyk says:
    Then all the fun times ended. I wonder who ate the leftovers?

    Casey Anthony. And then she left the rest in her trunk. Duh.

  17. Pixie says:

    WHY WHY - do these freaks keep dragging innocent Pizza into the crazy??

  18. Pixie says:
    So let me get this straight because I am having difficulty processing…..they almost killed a human being for free pizza???

    But Morticia! They were paaaarrttyyy sized!

    Poor girl. I’m glad she’s doing ok.

  19. Wildheart says:

    .

    The guys jumped up and high-fived and exclaimed, “MommyUgly, your vagina is made of magic and rainbows.” The bf said, “And I know because I’ve eaten it and it’s almost as good as pizza.” And sonny said, “And I know because I came out of it into the world where pizza is made!”

    MommyUgly donned a pretty apron and wandered into the kitchenette to look for three clean paper plates.

    Oh man Wrybread, I got a serious gigglepalooza from your little story……and I needed it after reading about these assmunches. Thank god that girl is alive….I sure hope the pizza was worth the time in jail.

  20. Unamused Cat says:
    I wonder if the guys were really hungry, too, but couldn’t come up with any plan. MommyUgly said, “Why not assault the pizza driver?” The guys jumped up and high-fived and exclaimed, “MommyUgly, your vagina is made of magic and rainbows.” The bf said, “And I know because I’ve eaten it and it’s almost as good as pizza.” And sonny said, “And I know because I came out of it into the world where pizza is made!”

    lmao….

  21. michelle says:

    We should ask the expert.
    Pepperann, my love, is pizza good enough to murder for? :)

  22. michelle says:
    Then all the fun times ended. I wonder who ate the leftovers?

    Too much Wry. LOL

  23. grandma says:
    I wonder if the guys were really hungry, too, but couldn’t come up with any plan. MommyUgly said, “Why not assault the pizza driver?” The guys jumped up and high-fived and exclaimed, “MommyUgly, your vagina is made of magic and rainbows.” The bf said, “And I know because I’ve eaten it and it’s almost as good as pizza.” And sonny said, “And I know because I came out of it into the world where pizza is made!”

    Then the guys tightened their shoelaces and MommyUgly tied them because they’re not quite that advanced. And while the guys sat behind the house planning what to hit the pizza carrier with, MommyUgly donned a pretty apron and wandered into the kitchenette to look for three clean paper plates.

    Then the hunters came back with their pizza trophies (as their prey drove herself back to some major medical aid), and everyone had their own personal party-sized $30 pizza and ate and congratulated each other and didn’t hear the squad car pull up outside.

    Then all the fun times ended. I wonder who ate the leftovers?

    LOL…LOL Wry, you should write a book…you would make millions!!!…LOL

  24. WryBread says:

    Thank you, everyone! My guess is that the deputies who arrested them sat in the front of the squad car and ate the leftovers in front of them as they drove to the station!

  25. solange822001 says:
    Oh and Tammy, Maybelline called, they said they discontinued that eyeshadow in 1978, where the hell are you finding it?

    LOL

  26. solange822001 says:
    I wonder if the guys were really hungry, too, but couldn’t come up with any plan. MommyUgly said, “Why not assault the pizza driver?” The guys jumped up and high-fived and exclaimed, “MommyUgly, your vagina is made of magic and rainbows.” The bf said, “And I know because I’ve eaten it and it’s almost as good as pizza.” And sonny said, “And I know because I came out of it into the world where pizza is made!”

    Then the guys tightened their shoelaces and MommyUgly tied them because they’re not quite that advanced. And while the guys sat behind the house planning what to hit the pizza carrier with, MommyUgly donned a pretty apron and wandered into the kitchenette to look for three clean paper plates.

    Then the hunters came back with their pizza trophies (as their prey drove herself back to some major medical aid), and everyone had their own personal party-sized $30 pizza and ate and congratulated each other and didn’t hear the squad car pull up outside.

    Then all the fun times ended. I wonder who ate the leftovers?

    I need to print this shit out to read to my son at bedtime. Sweet dreams honey!

  27. That bitch looks like Britney Spears gone bad. Wait, she did go bad. Ok, Britney gone bad, at, like, 1000 years old.

  28. Wonder says:

    this is quite sad for the young girl, I am glad she didn’t die… it is amazing she managed to drive -

    son Keith claims he is 20 on my space, same old song and dance routine…

    weren’t they thinking they could be identified by the phone they used to call in the order - what the hell.
    dumb fucking asses should have to breath and eat frozen pizza (not cooked either! Cold !) the rest of their life

    Great Parenting !

  29. Wonder says:

    Keith’s # 1 friends is “to be the best you have to beat the rest 110%”

    This is just great they have a small toddler as there profile pic - they claim to be 15
    http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=91035552

    ———
    Keith only has 1 messages from his #2 spot

    Mar 13 2008 3:51 AM

    Keith. If you get this. I just want you to know that you have an awesome ‘Mom’ who is waiting for you to come home and a bragging rights sister and a 6′5 n.b.a brother. To be with your family. I miss you so much. It teares my heart up inside and out with you being away from all of us.

    Hope you come home soon sweetheart.
    Maybe we can have a wild, crazy and fun summer with a great big party to throw with it for you.

    Love always,
    Your Mom,
    Tammy

  30. Athena says:

    Wry, you should write a book…you would make millions!!!

    Ya don’t say… ;)

  31. Wonder says:

    sry april posted that above disreguard

    What I really wonder … what day did this happen???

    i find it odd did Viper have a clue this had happened ? If so would he welcome her back OMG… whats going on here ……..

    on crazy bitches space from 8-24 the very last msg says.

    Viper
    Aug 24 2008 5:24 PM

    “Some people were meant to be calm, kind and warm hearted and not to harm others.”
    - unknown

    Nice to see you back
    Hope you had a great weekend
    Have a wonderful start to your week.
    With Love and happiness
    Donna
    @};—

  32. Morbid says:

    Video added. Check it out to see why she wears the make-up she does.

  33. Kathy says:
    Video added. Check it out to see why she wears the make-up she does.

    AAAUUUURRRGGGHHH!!! My eyes!!

    That woman is only 4 years older than me? Holy hell she looks like a half starved Sharpei!

    I don’t look that great without make-up, but omg! I will have to thank Family Dollar for carrying discontinued frosty blue eyeshadow. They have saved alot of people in that town from some serious nightmares.

    *Shiver*

  34. RevAnne says:

    It’s official. I have now heard it all.

    LMAO.. I love these people’s photo albums. In hers, the “drawing of me”… real accurate. *barfs*

  35. essadie says:

    This woman is so disgusting, so VILE, such an OLD CRONE, that she took advantage of the fact that Joseph has slight mental handicaps, a low IQ, and a government check. She talked him into doing something he never would have EVER done, and then tried to blame him for the whole thing. Joseph is guilty and is rightfully in jail for this horrible crime. But his circumstances are different. He is a very gentle person, and when I heard about this I was STUNNED to my core. This is something he would have never done had he not been dating this queer for the past month or so. I am so sorry for the girl who was injured, viciously attacked. I am thankful that she survived this horrendous crime. It is hard enough to have to sit through what is happening to my brother Joseph thanks to this woman, Tammy Hawkins, I cannot imagine what the young woman’s family has gone through, and would have had to go through had she not survived. You are all right to be angry, and I am too, at my brother and what he did. But please consider the fact that this OLD WOMAN lied to his family, (I have never seen her until now, um, holy shit she is ugly), claiming to be a nurse, claiming she was “taking care of him”, she turned him into a drug user and a felon in one month. Well, I can go on and on, but please remember that Joseph is different, and he is terribly sorry and wished he could take it all back. For those who will say, where was his family? We were there for him, he was just lying to us and so was she. We are so sorry and are praying for Samantha and her family.

  36. April says:

    essadie - Thank you for your post. I am truly sorry for what you and your family must be going through. People never think that when they commit a crime and go to jail, their family gets a sentence of their own. Tammy is a horrid bitch. She took advantage of your brother and her OWN SON!! What does that say about her. I hope that she rots in jail. As for your brother - he will get his day in court. He will be lucky to have you by on side.

  37. essadie says:

    thanks, april. i really appreciate your comment. my family is broken hearted, and reading these posts break my heart more. joe will have to pay for what he did, he is in jail, and we don’t know when he will get out. but you can be sure that scarecrow hawkins won’t be anywhere near him when he does. btw, her son has a long history of violent offenses, and is as big of a white-trash scumbag as she is. i do feel sorry for him since she is his mother, he had no hope. hopefully, we will get our joey back when he finishes paying for his crime. thanks again, your comment helped me feel a little bit better.

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