Heidi Dieball Has A Badass Couch
August 30, 2008 by impqueen
UPDATE 8/30/08 – Heidi Dieball pleaded guilty on FridayFriday reviews
to second-degree intentional murder and two counts of child abuse in connection with the death of toddler Andrew Haga. As part of the plea bargain, she admitted to intentionally beating the child to death. She will be sentenced OctoberOctober reviews
24 and will likely serve about 19 years for her crimes. Details at the bottom of this article.
Wichita, KS (January 10, 2008) - Heidi Dieball, 24, has some serious furniture. On January 4, according to HeidiHeidi reviews, her couch killed 19-month-old Andrew Haga. Andrew’s mother Athena Haga had left Andrew with Heidi, her roommate, overnight on January 3.
Early the next morning, Heidi called Athena to let her know that baby Andrew wasn’t breathing and reportedly asked, “What should I do?” Andrew’s mom flipped out and told Heidi to call 911. She may have added “dumbass”. I know I would have.
When emergency workers arrived sometime later, they found a dead baby Andrew… and a lying sack of shit named Heidi.
Heidi’s story is that Andrew just boom, fell off the couch. As all nineteen month old children are prone to at four in the morning. But it seems that Heidi’s couch, it’s a badass couch. Because while Andrew was falling off of it, the couch scratched Andrew all up and slammed his head hard enough to cause a fatal brain bleed.
I know, right? That damn couch, beating on babies like that.
Heidi was unemployed and moved in with Athena and Andrew Haga on Christmas Eve. The arrangement was that Heidi could live rent-free in exchange for babysitting. If I were Athena Haga, I think I’d be asking for back rent, but it’ll be tough to collect with Heidi in jail on murder charges in lieu of $500,000.00 bond.
UPDATE 8/30/08:
So maybe it wasn’t the couch after all. Heidi Dieball has taken a plea deal that allowed her to plead guilty to second degree intentional murder and two counts of child abuse in connection with the death of Andrew Haga.  In court on Friday, Dieball admitted that she beat Andrew Haga twice while she was left alone with him in January. Then – holy cats, get this – Heidi said she beat that baby a third time to kill him. On PURPOSE.
The autopsy report showed that Andrew had “at least 24 bruises on his head and multiple bruises on his chest, hips and stomach”, and that that Andrew died of severe head injuries.
Because Heidi pleaded to second-degree murder, she’ll be sentenced to about nineteen years instead of the life sentence she was facing under the original first-degree murder charge. I’m still trying to figure out how intentional murder is second-degree, but whatever. At least the couch is off the hook.
9:54 am on January 10th, 2008
I told you those damn couches were no good….now where did mine run off to…
9:59 am on January 10th, 2008
I hope the bitch makes bail – so the mom can kick her ass properly.
10:01 am on January 10th, 2008
Fucking. murdering. whore. couches.
That really sucks though. She was only their live in babysitter for a little over a week and their baby ends up dead.
Fucking. murdering. whore. telemarketers…
10:01 am on January 10th, 2008
I must’ve been reading too fast for conditions, I thought that said dead baby Andrew lying in a sack of shit….. *giggle*
Poor kid.
Moms, no boyfriends & no rent free roomies. Or 12 year olds.
Jaysus.
10:09 am on January 10th, 2008
Ummm.. haven’t seen it?
shutup*thwap*
10:10 am on January 10th, 2008
Here I’ve been looking for a new living room set. I guess I’ll have to get one with no couches. Obviously they cannot be trusted.
Her myspace site says, “My apologies”. Was that after all this?
I would hope she’d have a better picture of herself for all the world to see. In that pic, she looks like an alien is moving around in her forehead.
10:33 am on January 10th, 2008
lmao
i just noticed the couch in the top right corner of the main pg
10:41 am on January 10th, 2008
Is that the whoring couchs’ mugshot?
10:48 am on January 10th, 2008
You are all very amusing today, and lord knows I need it! LOL
11:05 am on January 10th, 2008
Right on!
11:07 am on January 10th, 2008
Call them “love seats” all you will, but a feral couch is a damned bad thing to have in the house.
11:14 am on January 10th, 2008
I think so. After Morbid and Imp cleaned that bitch up. I’ve SEEN that couch. It is the poster child for a methface, crack whore couch that hasn’t been vacuumed in years.
11:22 am on January 10th, 2008
From her picture she looks like a spoiled selfish bitch that hasn’t ever looked after a child. When I talk to someone about babysitting I ask if they have had First Aid classes and/or babysitting classes if not, they don’t babysit.
11:34 am on January 10th, 2008
Yes, sitting around while the baby dies is not babysitting.
11:46 am on January 10th, 2008
I wouldn’t put it past her, judging from her picture, to have grabbed a pint of Ben and Jerrys, a 4 pack of wine coolers, and actually sat ON the baby. Then the stupid skank didn’t have enough sense to call 911 before she called the mom?? WTF!!
12:12 pm on January 10th, 2008
Trust no one and teach you children to do the same!
12:59 pm on January 10th, 2008
Ah, yes, the infamous “couch defense”. Well, it didn’t work for the Manson Family, and I don’t think it’s gonna work for porkpie.
1:17 pm on January 10th, 2008
Imp, bravo at this write. Even in a disgusting situation as this…..the fucking couch made me laugh.
What a little bitch. (Is it just me or does anyone think she looks a little like Ms.Piggy) I know that’s mean, but fuck her, she killed a baby.
1:20 pm on January 10th, 2008
1:22 pm on January 10th, 2008
Has anyone noticed the mother’s my space says she is optimistic as of January 9th????? OPTIMISTIC???? I read her son died on the 4th, am I wrong? 5 days have passed and she is optimistic, wtf, I think I would be devastated, destroyed, angry, sick. Not optimistic!
Maybe she logged in and never changed her mood, seems strange though!
1:33 pm on January 10th, 2008
Perhaps she was optimistic that she would get the opportunity to choke the living shit out of her douchebag nanny?
1:35 pm on January 10th, 2008
i did too. i was all EWWWWWW! lol
what is going on these days first whore couches and now murdering ones? whats next some couch that gets bullied is going to freak out and shoot up a furniture store?
1:58 pm on January 10th, 2008
When emergency workers arrived sometime later, they found a dead baby Andrew and a lying sack of shit.
A LYING SACK OF SHIT………WAS REFERING TO THE FAT BITCH ABOVE
1:59 pm on January 10th, 2008
EVEN IF HE WAS IN A SACK OF SHIT, ALL THE MORE REASON NOT TO GIGGLE, A BABY
2:03 pm on January 10th, 2008
Give it time. It’s bound to happen sooner or later. I try to warn you fuckers about these couches. You think I slap mine around because I like it? Well, yeah…I do…but still, that’s beside the point. These couches need to be brought under control!
2:10 pm on January 10th, 2008
!
We’re not too far off from that, you knw. My couch is classy crushed velvet. Should be a real lady, but she stabs people with staples when no one is looking. The mean little bitch
2:10 pm on January 10th, 2008
Relax, Reski – they were laughing at themselves, not the situation. I have a couple Xanax you can pop if that would help.
2:13 pm on January 10th, 2008
And you don’t have to capitalize your comments. It’s rude and not necessary.
You just make yourself look like a fool.
2:17 pm on January 10th, 2008
i got that after i stopped and read it again. i was pointing out that i was really dumb, and if this baby would have been found in a sack of shit with all of the horrible stuff we do read that is true i would not have been surprised .
2:20 pm on January 10th, 2008
lol i think you DO slap it around cause you like it! lol
I use to have a carpet that did that…but i tossed it out and got a new younger carpet!
2:37 pm on January 10th, 2008
we might have to move out and abandon the couch.
2:39 pm on January 10th, 2008
or maybe I’ll have the 2 year old barf on it.
2:43 pm on January 10th, 2008
I read it that way too. Had to back up and re-read and when I realized how my stupid brain processed that sentence…I had to laugh…AT MYSELF….sorry for my rudeness pms, hope you will forgive me.
Xanax? Ativan babeeee, nothing will upset you.
2:44 pm on January 10th, 2008
Thats why I love you, PMS. You are so gosh-darn smart.
Most people around here have been reading true crime for years. We can all just about “predict” every single mom loves boys more than the kids. Or in this case, mom loves free babysitting.
Its hard being a parent that scrimps,saves, and struggles so the kids can have (and seldom appreciate )basketball shoes, cheerleading shoes, snow boots, regular shoes, and dress shoes….when you’ve been wearing the same beat up nikes for 4 years.
Its even harder and much sadder to watch these people have kids that cannot comprehend no one is going to love them like they do.
Its hard not being able to have more, because you physically can’t or cannot afford it, and see all these poor babies used and thrown by the side of the road(or couch in this case) Then there are the ones that make it to 7, and get shot by the boyfriend.
With so much fucking misery in the world, I think its great a few of us can laugh at ourselves, and try to inject a smile into someones day. If you go ON to read….you’ll see that I was not the only one who tried to inject humor in a bad situation…guess the couch jokes are okay though, thats just making fun of how he died.
3:07 pm on January 10th, 2008
Colomom – I was referring to Reski Calhoun, not you. I’ve never seen (or read) your being rude.
When he, assuming Reski is a he called Ells a dumbass, that was totally uncalled for.
3:13 pm on January 10th, 2008
Just for the record
lying sack of shit, = Heidi Dieball of the ever-entertaining last name, who was present when police arrived, murdered little Andrew, and is a lying sack of shit.
Andrew = not lying in a sack of shit, although if given the choice between sack of shit and dead the poor baby would probably be fine with the former.
Couch = dirty, dirty whore.
3:18 pm on January 10th, 2008
LOL Imp
3:21 pm on January 10th, 2008
I agree, Ells, we all need to laugh – especially to make it through these stories!
3:27 pm on January 10th, 2008
The pig’s profile says it hasn’t been accessed since Dec. 3rd. It is set to private. Were you guys able to view it, or did I read wrong?
3:28 pm on January 10th, 2008
I can only imagine. It’s hard enough being a married parent and considering our finances to be comfortable. I shop the markdowns at the pricier stores so my kids can have quality and a few of the popular brands. My son STILL comes home complaining that kids make fun of his “crappy nike shoes”. Should i mention these kids are GIRLS who are wearing NIKE shoes?
3:34 pm on January 10th, 2008
Quoted for truth.
3:36 pm on January 10th, 2008
I know Ash… and when you’re the type that makes sacrifices it sucks watching people treat their kids worse than some people treat a pet.
I am the ultimate bargain shopper- mark downs at the mall, TJs and Marshalls for the close outs.
There is a Nike and Reebok outlet store near me, so we can usually find pretty good deals there,too.
3:38 pm on January 10th, 2008
can the couch come back and sue us for defamation? I mean we did put it on blast on the internet….
3:38 pm on January 10th, 2008
“Dieball” is a common last name among those spiders that eat their mate after sex.
3:38 pm on January 10th, 2008
It was set to private when I found it, as it the mother’s. So whatever Heidi was sorry about on Dec. 3, it wasn’t Andrew, because she didn’t kill him until last Thursday night or Friday morning.
3:42 pm on January 10th, 2008
Yes , private and last accessed on 12/3.
Earlier I posted Athena’s said she was optimistic, I thought that seemed callous, I retract since it also says: ” Athena eating bonbon’s watching blue’s clues (what are bonbons?)”
I’m assuming she has not updated any info even though she/ someone logged in on 1/9/08. I feel some remorse for my comment.
I feel horrible for her.
3:45 pm on January 10th, 2008
Just hope it doesn’t kill itself. Then we’ll end up on Dr. Phil or something.
3:47 pm on January 10th, 2008
And some grand jury, far far away, will subpoena us all about what Kathy no name said about it, and what her intention was when she made this account.
3:48 pm on January 10th, 2008
Only if it used to be Britney’s couch.
3:51 pm on January 10th, 2008
I feel really horrible for Athena Haga as well. She thought she was leaving her child with a caregiver who was capable, and she was supporting Heidi, herself and her son. I have no doubt she regrets leaving home last Thursday night.
Seriously.. this one just goes to show that women can be just as heinous and evil as men can.
Okay, back to the couch-pimping
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