Comments on: Carlos Salazar Killed His Wife’s Bra

By: Peeperann

Peeperann — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 06:14:19 +0000

Hahahahaha!! Thanks Imp
Seriously though, she better think about things cause that could have just been the beginning of him showing violence.

By: Abroad

Abroad — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 18:57:18 +0000

I cannot believe the police arrested him. Nothing better to do I guess.

Gives her a chance to have the locks changed, – or move out.

By: Dee

Dee — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 10:49:39 +0000

I cannot believe the police arrested him. Nothing better to do I guess.

By: Cuff

Cuff — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 04:55:56 +0000

Haha

I agree, it was a much needed laugh.

By: Moroanca

Moroanca — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 00:11:58 +0000

HAHAAAHAAAA !!!! ROFL!!!! Thank you for this funny moment.. I needed it after reading the other cases.

By: commongrackle

commongrackle — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 18:50:11 +0000

“…dismembering your spouseâ€™s undergarment.”

Oh, Gods. Thank you, WryBread. Too much…my sides hurt from laughing.

By: ycufak

ycufak — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 06:11:00 +0000

HAHAH, I guess AZ isn’t a community property state!

I accidently ran my car into my husbands ($4,500!!!!!!!) Snap-on tool box and got pretty mad when I found out the reason he was so hysterical was the ugly thing cost twice my wedding ring, but if the cops had shown up to arrest me I doubt I could have kept a straight face!

By: Wyks

Wyks — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 01:30:34 +0000

Damn! That was one fine looking ermm bra! heh

By: Dancer82

Dancer82 — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 19:23:46 +0000

ScotchyScotch…

Thanks for making me laugh! I needed that.

IMP thanks for posting the story. Humor is a neccisity (spelling?)

By: WhatThe

WhatThe — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 19:00:11 +0000

Scotchyscotch and Sexpanther, naughty and funny! Those were great posts.
I personally think the picture is of imp. She got a new bra and just wanted to show it off.

By: WryBread

WryBread — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 15:54:47 +0000

ScotchyScotch — That was TOO funny. I add a little something to be carved on the bra’s gravestone:

“Underwires of righteousness, the cups overflowing, mighty straps of powerful uplift — RIP.”

By: SNOOKIE

SNOOKIE — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 15:44:50 +0000

What is the world comming to!?!?!?! That POOR bra – Oh the humanityâ€¦

-LOL-Nice Scotchy–thanks for making me giggle

By: sexpanther

sexpanther — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 15:32:29 +0000

I think I might cry myself to sleep tonight!…I am also the proud owner of a favorite bra!!..If someone murdered my bra I would be devastated! especially considering the bras I wear are small parachutes..LOL.. it could get costly
I truly hope they had a proper burial for that poor lil thing.

By: ScotchyScotch

ScotchyScotch — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 15:26:08 +0000

What is the world comming to!?!?!?! That POOR bra – Oh the humanity…

How could a husband to something so heinous??? First Caylee Anthony and now this. To think of that poor fabric that will never have the chance to caress and hold Mrs. Salazar’s breasts anymore… And to dismember it??? What a sick bastard! Think of the pain that bra was feeling as he snipped, and snipped, and snipped some more…

What the hell were the cops doing at the time? They were there, right? How could they let him go upstairs alone with the scissors when there was the possibility that an unprotected bra was in her dresser drawer?

Personally, I am amazed that this case didn’t happen in Florida – how terrible. Arizona is God’s country, nothing bad ever happens here… The world is comming to an end…

I predict that this “Carlos Salazar Killed His Wife’s Bra” thread will become the highest trafficed and commented on thread in the Dreamin’ Demon’s history – far surpassing Caylee Anthony’s…

The last thing I would like to say is, “Rest in peace, little bra. My heart breaks for you and I hope your time in Bra Heaven is better than the short life you had here… I can see you in Bra Heaven right now. Holding up boobs that are maybe, just maybe, a little too big for you. But, you are smiling and playing – giving it your best. Trying not to droop, or fail… You are probably standing right beside Marylin Monoe’s bra, and Anna Nicole Smith’s bra, and possibly Elenor Roosevelt’s bra – fighting the good fight. Making sure women’s boobs don’t sag too low…”

R.I.P. – Carlos Salazar’s Wife’s Bra.

Stay Classy – Bra Destroyers

Signed,
Ron Burgundy

By: anneonimiss

anneonimiss — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 15:20:24 +0000

Bastard!!!