The victim might have looked something like this. At least, we hope so.
Chandler, AZ – Carlos Salazar, 26, was in a murderous rage last Sunday. He wanted his wife’s parents out of his house. His wife wasn’t ready for her parents to leave, and an argument ensued. When the stress of the fighting became too much for Salazar, he snapped. By Sunday night, Carlos Salazar was in jail for the murder of his wife’s $28.00 bra.
Yes, bra lovers, it’s true. Salazar had called the police to help settle his domestic dispute, but became frustrated when attempts at resolution failed.  Carlos grabbed a pair of scissors, ran up the stairs to the master bedroom, and stabbed his wife’s favorite new bra to death, dismembering its satin and lace corpse and flinging its stays and underwires like bones to the winds.
Then Carlos made the mistake that got him arrested – he called his wife up the stairs to see what he’d done to her beloved undergarment. The young Mrs. Salazar is apparently not down with lingerie destruction and had her husband arrested by officers who were still at the home.
Carlos Salazar was arrested on suspicion of criminal damage. He was booked into the Maricopa County Jail. For this case, I really think a no-bra-contact order should be issued, maybe a ticket for $28.00. An arrest? Nah.
Better watch out, mother-in-law of Carlos Salazar. The next bra he murders could be yours.
Tags: domestic dispute
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