Carlos Salazar Killed His Wife’s Bra
The victim might have looked something like this. At least, we hope so.
Chandler, AZ - Carlos Salazar, 26, was in a murderous rage last Sunday. He wanted his wife’s parents out of his house. His wife wasn’t ready for her parents to leave, and an argument ensued. When the stress of the fighting became too much for Salazar, he snapped. By Sunday night, Carlos Salazar was in jail for the murder of his wife’s $28.00 bra.
Yes, bra lovers, it’s true. Salazar had called the police to help settle his domestic dispute, but became frustrated when attempts at resolution failed.  Carlos grabbed a pair of scissors, ran up the stairs to the master bedroom, and stabbed his wife’s favorite new bra to death, dismembering its satin and lace corpse and flinging its stays and underwires like bones to the winds.
Then Carlos made the mistake that got him arrested - he called his wife up the stairs to see what he’d done to her beloved undergarment. The young Mrs. Salazar is apparently not down with lingerie destruction and had her husband arrested by officers who were still at the home.
Carlos Salazar was arrested on suspicion of criminal damage. He was booked into the Maricopa County Jail. For this case, I really think a no-bra-contact order should be issued, maybe a ticket for $28.00. An arrest? Nah.
Better watch out, mother-in-law of Carlos Salazar. The next bra he murders could be yours.
Oh…the horror…..
Was this posted for humor? It did get a smirk out of me. (That bra in the pic IS nice, though.)
Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
I heart you Imp!!
How could he harm an innocent bra like that? You know that’s a gateway crime. Next he’ll be slicing up panties…then he’ll move on to corsets and girdles. What’s next, after that? At least he was stopped before he could hurt any more innocent lingerie.
Seriously, though, jail? For stabbing a bra? LOL. Dunno what else to say but LOL.
Great write-up, btw.
A little comic relief, is welcome, Imp. However, this incident is a RED FLAG of domestic abuse, stuff like this escalates. I, personally would rather be in no relationship rather than a toxic/abusive one.
Too true.
What did they charge him with? Criminal damage? What is that?
I think they took him in because they thought he was crazy.
If he’d broken a lamp, would they have charged him with criminal damage?
There is something different between throwing a chair out of the window or an ashtray against the wall and going upstairs and dismembering your spouse’s undergarment.
I hope this woman heeds the warning that she might be in the bra the next time this guy freaks. Her next step should be to put him out on the curb.
first the bra.. what’s next? the thong?? Mrs. Salazar better run and hide her victoria secret drawer quick!
Bastard!!!
What is the world comming to!?!?!?! That POOR bra - Oh the humanity…
How could a husband to something so heinous??? First Caylee Anthony and now this. To think of that poor fabric that will never have the chance to caress and hold Mrs. Salazar’s breasts anymore… And to dismember it??? What a sick bastard! Think of the pain that bra was feeling as he snipped, and snipped, and snipped some more…
What the hell were the cops doing at the time? They were there, right? How could they let him go upstairs alone with the scissors when there was the possibility that an unprotected bra was in her dresser drawer?
Personally, I am amazed that this case didn’t happen in Florida - how terrible. Arizona is God’s country, nothing bad ever happens here… The world is comming to an end…
I predict that this “Carlos Salazar Killed His Wife’s Bra” thread will become the highest trafficed and commented on thread in the Dreamin’ Demon’s history - far surpassing Caylee Anthony’s…
The last thing I would like to say is, “Rest in peace, little bra. My heart breaks for you and I hope your time in Bra Heaven is better than the short life you had here… I can see you in Bra Heaven right now. Holding up boobs that are maybe, just maybe, a little too big for you. But, you are smiling and playing - giving it your best. Trying not to droop, or fail… You are probably standing right beside Marylin Monoe’s bra, and Anna Nicole Smith’s bra, and possibly Elenor Roosevelt’s bra - fighting the good fight. Making sure women’s boobs don’t sag too low…”
R.I.P. - Carlos Salazar’s Wife’s Bra.
Stay Classy - Bra Destroyers
Signed,
Ron Burgundy
I think I might cry myself to sleep tonight!…I am also the proud owner of a favorite bra!!..If someone murdered my bra I would be devastated! especially considering the bras I wear are small parachutes..LOL.. it could get costly
I truly hope they had a proper burial for that poor lil thing.
-LOL-Nice Scotchy–thanks for making me giggle
ScotchyScotch — That was TOO funny. I add a little something to be carved on the bra’s gravestone:
“Underwires of righteousness, the cups overflowing, mighty straps of powerful uplift — RIP.”
Scotchyscotch and Sexpanther, naughty and funny! Those were great posts.
I personally think the picture is of imp. She got a new bra and just wanted to show it off.
ScotchyScotch…
Thanks for making me laugh! I needed that.
IMP thanks for posting the story. Humor is a neccisity (spelling?)
Damn! That was one fine looking ermm bra! heh
HAHAH, I guess AZ isn’t a community property state!
I accidently ran my car into my husbands ($4,500!!!!!!!) Snap-on tool box and got pretty mad when I found out the reason he was so hysterical was the ugly thing cost twice my wedding ring, but if the cops had shown up to arrest me I doubt I could have kept a straight face!
“…dismembering your spouse’s undergarment.”
Oh, Gods. Thank you, WryBread. Too much…my sides hurt from laughing.
HAHAAAHAAAA !!!! ROFL!!!! Thank you for this funny moment.. I needed it after reading the other cases.
Haha
I agree, it was a much needed laugh.
I cannot believe the police arrested him. Nothing better to do I guess.
Gives her a chance to have the locks changed, - or move out.
Hahahahaha!! Thanks Imp
Seriously though, she better think about things cause that could have just been the beginning of him showing violence.