Goldilocks Myspace
Goldsboro, N.C.–Imagine you’ve been out of town on a long business trip. All you want to do is get home, take off your shoes, take a hot bath and relax. For Barbara Watson, the idea of relaxation went right out the window when she returned home from a business trip last Wednesday. When she opened the door to her home she was greeted with chicken bones, human feces, and a strange kid fast asleep in her bed. CALGON, take me away!!
The young Goldilocks snoring away in this woman’s bed was 16-year-old Aaron Scott Everett. Seems that he and a group of his friends used the Watson’s home as party central. The house was trashed. Chicken bones, human feces, broken glass, matches, guns, and ammunition littered the floors. Mr. Watson says there were hundreds of chicken bones scattered throughout the house. Two toilets in the home were stopped up with chicken bones.
Not only was the house trashed, but it was ripped off, too. Jewelry, computers, and a TV were reported stolen. Ron Watson estimates the total of damages and stolen property to exceed $30,000.
Police arrested the sleeping beauty and charged him with felony breaking and entering, larceny, and possession of stolen property. The case is still being investigated and authorities believe more arrests will be made.
32 responses so far ↓
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Peeperann
Aug 27, 2008 at 6:59 am -So Goldilocks decided to crash at her house, have a party, help steal everything and then take a nap when he had no idea when the homeowner could be home?
Wow, i’d say she’s lucky as she could have gotten home with a bunch of them there and they could have decided to keep her ‘quiet’. Poor woman, and the kid looks like he’s 12. I hope LE gives him a harsh lesson….
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SNOOKIE
Aug 27, 2008 at 7:02 am -did she know this kid? just wondering why they chose her house or how they knew she was gone?
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So Jaded
Aug 27, 2008 at 7:29 am -The one news report that I could find said that the homeowners didn’t know the kid.
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claddaghgirl
Aug 27, 2008 at 7:38 am -Chicken bones? A house and toilets full of CHICKEN BONES? Do they do voodoo?
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Trish
Aug 27, 2008 at 8:31 am -what is the matter with Kids today? they have absolutely no respect for others and thier belongings.
And WTF is it with all the chicken bones?
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WryBread
Aug 27, 2008 at 8:34 am -I’d say the kids has a prolonged KFC party. This took more than one day.
Doesn’t he look sad? It’s so hard when you realize that you’re not the star of a Hollywood comedy, but just a kid who was the one dumb enough to get caught. I wonder how many names he’s turning over to the police right now. Wonder if they’ll do DNA on all that human feces.
Does homeowners’ insurance cover this? Home partying invasion?
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Lilbay
Aug 27, 2008 at 8:53 am -Boy if I had come in and found that and him I would have taught him a lesson in Batting, me batting his little a** down.
I would have gotten his parents number from him and called them and had a talk with them too.
In my opinion they should be paying for this mess him and his little friends made. Plus some fines for being useless parents. i still vote for useless parents fines and punishments.
Than i would have held him till officers came and got him and swung by the ER to get him patched up on the way top central booking.
I agree wth Trish WTF is it with kids and their lack of respect and consideration for others belongings let alone others period. What a screwed up future we are in for at this rate.
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claddaghgirl
Aug 27, 2008 at 8:56 am -As part of his punishment he should be made clean it all up. Suck on all the leftover chicken bones, lick the crap up etc etc.
Where the hell did his parents and the parents of all the other stupid buttholes think their kids were? Here’s a question, should the parents be made responsible for the damage their idiot kids did?
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Lilbay
Aug 27, 2008 at 9:13 am -The fact that these kids parents had No clue where they were is reason enough for me to hold the parents responsible.
Maybe if we start fining useless parents than they will start actually being parents to these brats.
Frankly in many cases i think parents need to be hit where they will feel it and notice it most Since their kids are obviously not of importance their wallets may be.
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claddaghgirl
Aug 27, 2008 at 9:31 am -I agree, Lilbay! How are these kids brought up? More like dragged up. My mother would have kicked me around the place (not literally). I was too scared of disappointing my parents to ever mess up like that. Sure I did the odd thing but nothing like the descruction these kids did. My parents always knew where I was because I made sure they did. One less thing for me to worry about. One less thing for them to get on my case about.
Parents should be made responsible for their kids. They brought them into the world. Not to let them run riot but to be civilised human beings.
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Splash
Aug 27, 2008 at 9:36 am -I can not even imagine coming home to this. It would take everything I had not to beat the shit out of this kid before the police got there.
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bronc
Aug 27, 2008 at 10:20 am -Any parent who sees this type of crap posted on his son’s myspace and doesn’t do anything about it should get equal jail time to whatever his minor child gets following his actions.
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Dancer82
Aug 27, 2008 at 10:45 am -Blame the parents and the kid and the kid’s friends. He obviously had no supervision and his friends were part of it as well. My question in cases like this is alwasy ‘Where were the parents?’
Wait until my son turns 15- no privacy for him. LOL
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ScotchyScotch
Aug 27, 2008 at 10:45 am -Everybody, calm down. There is a clear explanation for all of this.
That kid is not Aaron Everett. If you look closely, you will recognize that he is Elijah Wood - aka “Frodo Baggins” from the Lord of the Rings movies…
Elija has been having problems since the trilogy of movies ended and his star has kinda fallen in Hollywood. He has been reported as spending much more of his time as the Frodo character and reverting back to Hobbit behavior. Clearly, the trash, chicken bones, etc.. is what hobbits typically do. If you have read J.R.R. Tolkien’s books, you would understand.
Signed,
Ron Burgundy
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April
Aug 27, 2008 at 11:54 am -I can answer this - Oh YEAH!! My ASLI is paying off! The HO policy should cover this. VMM - Vandalism and Malicious Mayhem as well as Burglary and Robbery are covered on all HO policies (in CA anyhow / I assume it would be a universal coverage). The only time this would be excluded is if they had NUMEROUS claims that were similar or just one that was fraudulent.
Anyhow - You can’t help but wonder what his parents must think… I did some dumb shit when I was 16, but nothing like this. YIKES!
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The Masked Web Avenger
Aug 27, 2008 at 12:33 pm -Dumbass kid.
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mishdabrat
Aug 27, 2008 at 1:55 pm -At first I thought this kid had one of the nicest myspaces we’ve seen on Dreamin’ Demon…. then I clicked on his pics and found 3 nauseating pages of half-naked photos he’s taken of himself. It’s a good thing Aaron’s in love with himself….it’s doubtful anyone else is.
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katyk
Aug 27, 2008 at 2:19 pm -He wants to be a marine, “no matter the costs.” Good luck now, kid. Aren’t the Marines pretty difficult to get into?
Seriously. He’s a pretty stupid douche.
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Concerned Citizen
Aug 27, 2008 at 3:37 pm -WTF kind of party calls for shit and chicken? Gross!
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Just my luck sucks
Aug 27, 2008 at 4:08 pm -Hey Goldilocks–
Don’t you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already– without your working so hard to give us another?
Hope your folks royally whip your ass—-no, really, I mean it. Like royally with a large and pointy Scepter.
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andrea
Aug 27, 2008 at 11:21 pm -Whaaa? Dingleberries and chicken bones?
O.K. I wasn’t the partier as a teenager so I’m not real sure what most high school parties are all about, but I was pretty sure it was stuff like booze, pot, and physical contact. I had no idea that sphincter spears and animal remains were part of the party scene! Maybe he just misinterpreted that good parties were all about doobies and boning chicks as doodies and chicken bones????
This kid is CRA-RAY-Z!
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WryBread
Aug 28, 2008 at 7:55 am -I was wondering to myself when all of Goldilock’s kiddie friends and family members are going to show up and defend him. Of course, all is little friends are probably busy doing some explaining themselves and his family is busy cleaning up a certain house, so here is a substitute rant so we don’t feel neglected.
YOU LOOSERS HE DIDN’T DO IT HE WAS JUST THERE CLEANING AND PASSED OUT FREE GOLDIOCKS SHUT UP THE FUCK ASSES GET A LIFE
I know this is spelled correctly and that disqualifies it as a tard rant, but it’s early in the a.m. and I’m not up to working the spelling in the usual manner.
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claddaghgirl
Aug 28, 2008 at 9:19 am -Blah blah blah.
You can’t get kids to clean up their own rooms! What chance do you have that they will clean their neighbors house!
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captainhowdy
Aug 28, 2008 at 10:12 am -His MySpace is a fine piece of work. I was cracking up at the 5808989 pics of him with his shirt off, trying to flex his “muscles.” LOL!! Nice try, douchewad. You still look like a 10 year old girl no matter how much of a badass you think you are.
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Dakota Valkyrie
Aug 28, 2008 at 10:41 am -Damn! Now his MySpace is private. His message says “The Beast tired of all the bullshit cause of that motherfucker“
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Shroomer
Aug 28, 2008 at 6:50 pm -Wondering the same thing? Hooters catered…
I try very hard to teach my kid respect and responsibility for her stuff and other peoples stuff. When she was 5 it was easier, now at 11 its getting tougher, but one thing you never do is give up on your kids. She will get it eventually!
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Castille
Aug 28, 2008 at 8:42 pm -This whole post just cracked me the fuck up. Love it.
Look, lemme start by saying it’s some crazy vandalizing awfullness that these kids did - but WHAT is with all the parent hate? It’s not like his parents killed him, or we wouldn’t get to ridicule him for being such a stupid fuck.
Seriously? I mean, I have an 18yr old in my house - one who’s never been in trouble outside the home, arrested, etc. But at 16, if she said she was walking to a friend’s house, I’d have taken it at face value and not been checking up. At 17 when she began to drive, if she said she was off to spend the evening at a certain place, I assumed without evidence to the contrary that she was there. Are you suggesting people install GPS devices on their offspring for policing purposes? At certain points you have to let go and trust your kid will do the right thing. And sometimes they don’t - even from the best homes. See, one of the first things I notice about teenagers is their ability - and occasional inclination - to walk straight out of their homes in the face of all objections and do what it is they’ve decided to do, repleat with consequences. Being all, you know, grown-up sized, you can’t exactly redirect them to their rooms. So, short of empowering parents to chain them up in the basement as needed and killing them outright if required due to their adolescent stupidity, I really think parents are not the ultimate stop on the culpability train here.
Oh jeez, his myspace is mild - do you not know any teens? That kick ass bit being some mild tough talk any grown-up can see through that I figure is required in the peer group of a 16yr old boy as pretty as this one. If he was my kid, the page wouldn’t have risen to something I’d have interfered with. Call me a bad parent if you want, but I’ve no evidence this kid’s are - only that he’s obviously screwed up badly.
Gosh, I spewed a lot. Must’ve hit a nerve as the oldest leaves for college, lol.
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majaka
Aug 28, 2008 at 8:50 pm -Man If this happens to me…… at first I would been scared to find some one in my house and after calling the police I would of being so aggravated man! the nerve of this young man.
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Concerned Citizen
Aug 28, 2008 at 10:16 pm -I still remember my teenage years…and you’re right, there was little my family could do to control me, short of begging or beating. I was a conniving little bitch who found a way to do whatever in the hell I wanted and if I didn’t get my way, I ran away. I didn’t come out of that stupidity haze until well into my twenties and I’ve been apologizing to my family ever since. I’ll never forget my mother’s face the day she found me after I ran away for the first time - it was sheer agony and terror.
Parents really are stuck with the short end of the stick. I’m absolutely terrified to have one just like me, that’s one of the main reasons I don’t have children today. As parents, how do you know where the line is? How do you con your kids into doing what you tell them, without beating the crap out of them or driving them away?
I have that conversation on a regular basis with a friend of mine who has three children. Her daughter ran away from home when she was NINE and, when the cops found her wandering the streets, she told them it was because she was tired of doing the dishes. WTF?! How do you deal with that? These days, you can’t lay a hand on a kid without them screaming child abuse. What’s left? Lecturing? Please! In one ear and out the other. The only thing an average teenager is thinking during a lecture is “when are they going to STFU so I can pretend to go to bed and sneak out.”
I don’t know. I’m thirty-one years old and yet I’m still not old enough to want to deal with that shit. HELL no. I give props to any parent who can raise a kid without going completely insane.
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anneonimiss
Aug 28, 2008 at 10:57 pm -OMG!!! I can’t stop laughing!
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Wonder
Aug 30, 2008 at 6:15 am -Odd that goldilocks is stuck taking the wrap by hisself…. Talk Homie…. were you drugged and tucked in … Left there as a joke to be the fall guy ? Only thing I can think of … other then just senseless dumbshit.
Honestly if I had unlocked my door from right there I would of knew there was trouble and I would of tore off so fricken fast either driving up the road or inside One of my neighbors. First to ask if they had witnessed anything - no way would I be scurrying thru my home.
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Abroad
Aug 31, 2008 at 8:07 am -Scotty clearly has not read the books or he would have known Hobbit behavior runs more to neat-freakishness. They are very lace curtains, table cloths, slippers, pipe and morning paper…..
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