Nicholas E. Salvo Thinks He’s Sexy
August 25, 2008 by impqueen

PittsburghPittsburgh reviews
, PA – Nicholas E. Salvo, 34, thinks he’s pretty hot. Using the screen name “1thickdaddy”, Salvo has been cruising teenage chat rooms for months, looking for “hot girls” who want a “sexy older man.” Then he’d send webcam shots of his penis to girls who would chat with him. Oh, and then he’d send video of himself masturbating. Now that’s just inappropriate, kids. Especially for a high school chemistry teacher.
One can only imagine the bemusement and disgust on the face of the task force investigator on the receiving end of Mr. Salvo’s most recent performances. See, Nick Salvo wasn’t really talking to the fourteen-year-old he’d solicited online in recent weeks; he was talking to an agent with the Pennsylvania Attorney General’s Child Predator Unit.
At one point, Salvo said to a would-be teenager, “Got to see a thick one, didn’t you?” And the answer to that would be yes – just not the “thick one” he meant. This guy has horny for brains. You’d think that a guy smart enough to teach chemistry at Mt. Lebanon High School would have watched Dateline at some point, but nooooo. Apparently Salvo thought he was sexy enough not to get caught. Wrong on both counts, dude.
Mr. Salvo was arrested at his home on Thursday, and agents brought along a search warrant. A computer and some data storage devices were confiscated and have been sent to the Attorney General’s Computer Forensics Unit for analysis.
Nicholas E. Salvo was charged with two counts of unlawful contact with a minor, one count of attempted unlawful contact with a minor and two counts of criminal use of a computer. He was arraigned Thursday night and was ordered held at the Allegheny County Jail on $25,000 bond. Salvo must also undergo a behavioral evaluation as part of the initial court order.
UCat is talking about this case in our forums.


9:26 am on August 25th, 2008
Blech, Ewww, Gross
What fucking mirror is he looking at that would lead him to believe he is sexy.
I hope his dick withers and falls off. Fucking perv.
Is what he did not enough of an “evaluation”.
Sick, disgusting…and he is teaching our children.
10:36 am on August 25th, 2008
I love it when their stupidity gets the best of ‘em. HA! (but ewww still)
10:52 am on August 25th, 2008
Yepper! Ugh!
10:53 am on August 25th, 2008
Dan Palka, 18, remembered Salvo as “creepy” from a sophomore honors chemistry class and said the teacher “picked on girls in class to answer questions and stuff like that.”
“I kind of thought he was weird,” said classmate Frank Paladino. “Just the way he carried himself toward the students. He would kind of subliminally favor girls, kind of just put them at the head of the class.”
11:20 am on August 25th, 2008
Fucking piece of shit. I’ll bet they teach him some chemistry in prison. Get that cock holster of a mouth ready tubby, cause they love smart child molesters in prison.
12:10 pm on August 25th, 2008
I hate to be that guy (I know, I’m always that guy, you’d think I’d be used to it by now)…
But this dude doesn’t necessarily qualify as a child molestor. He was cruising teen-oriented sites, which is neither legal nor socially acceptable, but it’s not pedophile material.
Incidentally, I remember being a teen and all the weird and sometimes sick shit I’d get sent. I did develop a “good” online friendship with a German man, screen name “ManInFemaleUnderwear”. He and I struck up a conversation once, as he was in the aerospace business and so was my dad. He sent me a webcam invite that I accepted and, sure enough, he was wearing women’s undergarments. Specifically, a bra, panties, a garder belt and nylons. Fucking Germans. Anyway, we’d talk fairly frequently via IM, and he’d always send me the webcam invite, I’d always accept it, and he was always wearing women’s underware. Good times.
12:30 pm on August 25th, 2008
Cruising teen sites isn’t when you look at that alone, but when in conjunction with him thinking he was sending naked pics to a 14-year-old, teaches students that same age, was the girl’s tennis coach, and stated to the investigator that “he like young girls”…what’s that saying about walking like a duck?
12:48 pm on August 25th, 2008
You did this knowing that he was getting off to you seeing him in his panties? Athena, I never knew…
Exactly. He was sending pics of his schlong and videos of him masturbating to a targeted age group. He said he liked younger girls, and he didn’t mean those in their 20s.
12:48 pm on August 25th, 2008
What a dumb ass!! Thank goodness he was caught; I hope he hadn’t already done anything beyond that, but chances are he has. Hope they’re going to start interviewing his female students.
I’ve encountered my fair share of pervy teachers. When I was a freshman in high school, my teacher made MULTIPLE inappropriate comments to me. One time when my friend and I were giggling over a condom she had in her purse, he walked up and asked, “Do you want me to try that on?” Then he got horrified with what he said and begged us not to tell anyone he’d said it. You know, at the time I knew it was creepy but for whatever reason I didn’t care, so I didn’t say anything to anyone. Guess who got A’s in that class without doing any of the work? Yeah. And then he went on to be the principal of the high school!! I think he still is to this day!! Ugh. If a teacher said something like that to my daughter, I’d cut his nuts off.
Then when I was a junior, my perverted Art teacher tried to feel me up under the table one day in class. He was fired the next year for having an inappropriate relationship with a student and moved out of the state. Last I heard, he was teaching at a private school somewhere. The best part of all is that he was ALWAYS going on and on about what a great Christian he was. Yeah, right, buddy!
WHY didn’t I report these people? You know, I think the sad truth is that I was so used to inappropriate attention from men by that time that it didn’t even occur to me. /armchair self-analysis
12:52 pm on August 25th, 2008
A pedophile is someone who is attracted to prepubescent children. Simply liking ‘em young isn’t enough. It’s all about how young.
This dude definitely has self-control issues. But teens are capable of procreation. Children are not. That’s why being attracted to children qualifies as “sick”. But actively pursuing teens when you’re an adult is just in really bad taste (and illegal).
That’s all that I was trying to point out. The overuse of the term “pedophile” is a pet peeve, I guess.
12:52 pm on August 25th, 2008
I added a video. You gotta check it out because they do this weird thing at the end with a 10 second zoom in on his yearbook picture…with no sound.
12:56 pm on August 25th, 2008
Some pedophiles like kids who are at the age of puberty while others like them much younger. They are still pedophiles. This guy fits almost every single pedophile trait used to identify pedophiles.
12:57 pm on August 25th, 2008
You did this knowing that he was getting off to you seeing him in his panties? Athena, I never knew…
The dude was brilliant, and he wasn’t in the least bit threatening. And he kept his hands off himself. Oh, and it’s not like I’d keep the webcam up the entire time – Usually just long enough to critique his selections. I got a bigger kick out of it than he did, I’m sure. He was a stereotypically twisted German. I loved it.
12:58 pm on August 25th, 2008
Okay, I don’t have sound on this computer, so the no sound thing is par for the course for me most days. But what the fuck, the cops get casual Fridays now, too? Looked like they were off to the department picnic/volleyball tournament.
1:08 pm on August 25th, 2008
Some pedophiles like kids who are at the age of puberty while others like them much younger. They are still pedophiles. This guy fits almost every single pedophile trait used to identify pedophiles.
Yeah, and if he was a pedophile, he’d be an elementary school teacher, coaching tennis at that age and sending nasty pics to people he thought were of elementary school age.
I’m sorry, but unless he goes after prepubescent kids, he’s not a pedophile by psychological classification. He may use similar tactics, but those same tactics are used by anyone looking to manipulate any specific class of people, including the handicapped or elderly. Yes, his behavior was predatory, and I’m not saying he shouldn’t be punished, but pedophiles are defined as being sexually attracted to prepubescent children. High schoolers, even 14 year olds, are very rarely prepubescent.
I understand that law enforcement and society at large tend to use the term “pedophile” to describe anyone engaging in sexual acts with a minor, even if that minor is post-pubescent. I just disagree with it. It doesn’t have to be a big thing.
1:23 pm on August 25th, 2008
A guy is trying to chat up 14 year old girls on the internet? EVERYBODY PANIC!
*Yawn*
1:34 pm on August 25th, 2008
Hello?!?!?!
He is a teacher and a girls tennis coach. He not only chats up teens, but whips out Mr. Willie and spanks him for them too.
1:48 pm on August 25th, 2008
Someone leaves another retarded comment on a blog!
*yawn*
2:02 pm on August 25th, 2008
I see you conveniently left off American Psychiatric Association’s Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, Fourth Edition (DSM-IV) (and don’t give me the fucking 13-year-old cut-off…that age is always proceeded with “generally”)…but whatever…this incident, for me, is less about the age of the chick he thought he was talking to, but also his profession. You are telling me you think it is perfectly ok for a teacher to be able to send pictures of himself jacking his cock to his 14-year-old female students?
But again, this was just the age of this one, fake girl. He propositioned ALL the girls with an announcement. I am pretty sure had one of the girl’s been 13, he wouldn’t have all-of-a-sudden realized what a douchebag he was.
Hmmm…again with that duck saying…
2:04 pm on August 25th, 2008
From wikipedia – Pedophilia is defined as a psychological disorder in which an adult experiences a sexual preference for prepubescent children. In law enforcement, the term “pedophile” is generally used to describe those accused or convicted of the sexual abuse of a minor (including both prepubescent children and adolescent minors younger than the local age of consent).
2:23 pm on August 25th, 2008
Well, pedophile or not, he’s not sexy.
2:33 pm on August 25th, 2008
I have to agree with that. Creepy is much more like it.
2:38 pm on August 25th, 2008
Morbid, you’re trying to create an argument where there is none. I disagree with the use of the term “pedophile” being used in relation to an individual who is not pursuing prepubescent children. That doesn’t mean I don’t think what this man was doing was terribly inappropriate – it just means that I don’t believe he qualifies as a pedophile from a psychological perspective. I don’t believe that, if he were to be evaluated by a psychological professional, he’d be deemed a pedophile. If he were a middle school or elementary school teacher and he was sending questionable material to children that age, I’d think differently.
2:46 pm on August 25th, 2008
Athena, I understand exactly what you are saying. I am just saying that I feel that if he was evaluated by a psychological professional, he would indeed be deemed a pedophile. That’s all.
This isn’t a guy who saw a hot 14-year-old at the mall or some outing, or a neighborhood cookout. This is a man who was in a teen chat room, engaged with sexual activities with a supposed 14-year-old and soliciting the other teens in the chat room, who surrounds himself with the the same aged children…teaching, coaching, etc.
2:48 pm on August 25th, 2008
Teacher + tween girls = Pervert
We can call him a pedophile or a panther for all I care, he is still a scum bag that deserves to have his scrotum yanked off.
3:46 pm on August 25th, 2008
I’m a little confused, because I never referred to Salvo as a pedophile in my article or in the tags for same. And none of the first five comments before yours, A., called him a pedophile either. In fact, you were the first person to use the word on this thread.
That said, middle school students are as young as sixth grade (fifth in my community) and many of them do hang out on the teen chat sites. “Any young girls for a hot older man” doesn’t necessarily mean “any girls in ninth grade or older.”
I think he’s an opportunist, and would probably do a ten year old as easily as a fifteen year old. Whoever was in that chat room was fair game for webcam video of him wanking his schlong… he had no way of knowing how young the recipients were. Do I think he’s a pedophile? Oh, probably. More likely he’s a Humbert, but whatever. He still deserves to be slapped. Hard.
3:53 pm on August 25th, 2008
JUST HATE that msnbc has quit doing the Chris Hansen Dateline internet perv stings!! Think some family of a lawyer/judge who was caught with his pedo-dick in his hand won a lawsuit against them (??)
Not sure of the deal – but that program was a freakin’ public service!
Also had some freaky deaky teachers – scariest ones were in 4th & 5th grades (late 60’s) – I LIKED my “groovy” h.s. teachers in the 70’s compared to the old farts – many partied with us with no harm done.
3:58 pm on August 25th, 2008
To some extent. But just like the show Cops within it’s first few seasons, it’s not a good idea to have the media controlling law enforcement.
4:00 pm on August 25th, 2008
I highly recommend everyone to open another tab on their browser and click the following link while blogging on this article:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipZDG6__Zfc
“I’m too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, …”
Guaranteed to put a smile on your face:
Bwahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
4:01 pm on August 25th, 2008
I saw a couple of “thick ones” in the video…
Hahahahahaaaa!!!
4:26 pm on August 25th, 2008
I’m a little confused, because I never referred to Salvo as a pedophile in my article or in the tags for same. And none of the first five comments before yours, A., called him a pedophile either. In fact, you were the first person to use the word on this thread.
You couldn’t possibly be that easily confused.
The phrase used was “child molestor”, which, in my opinion, is practically synonymous with “pedophile” and I felt was equally inaccurate. I equated the two in my initial comment, and the conversation got going from there.
Yes, middle schoolers could be as young as 6th grade. But this guy was a high school teacher, was he not? And he was propositioning high school aged girls, as far as he knew? As far as your statement about opportunity, I’d be interested to see how easily that line can be crossed. If guys who lust after high school girls would just as easily proposition a little kid, pedophilia is FAR more pervasive than I think anyone imagines. To me, there’s a huge difference between pre and post-pubescent. Since his history focused on post-pubescent girls, I find it hard to believe he’s a mere opportunist.
And, Morbid, I’m not sure you understand what I’m saying. What I’m saying is that pedophilia is about the “who”, not the “how”. Yes, he attempted to consort with a certain demographic, and positioned himself among them professionally. These are the tricks of the trade for any predator. People who like to prey on helpless people tend to locate themselves in hospitals or as care-takers. People who like to prey on old folks may take up in retirement homes. This guy likes high school girls, so he became a high school teacher. He could have just as easily became a middle or elementary school teacher, if prepubescent kids got him off. But there’s nothing here to suggest he’s attracted to prepubescent children. As a result, I find him being labeled a “child molestor” (or pedophile) to be inaccurate.
But, it doesn’t look like we’re going to find common ground on this one, and that’s totally cool.
4:30 pm on August 25th, 2008
Another great one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vmGAeM-OIo&feature=related
“You’re my mate!”
Ya gotta give it up to Right Said Fred, people…
4:51 pm on August 25th, 2008
Sure I can, you oughta know that by now
I didn’t call him a “child molestor” either. Another commenter did, which I suppose is where you decided to equate the comment with calling the guy a pedophile.
But yeah. I hadn’t seen the term “pedophile” in the first several comments or anywhere in my article, so I guess i was just a little confuzzled at why the terminology debate over a term that hadn’t been used since it appeared to be a debate of semantics, and usually you’re a purist in such matters.
But now that you’ve explained it, it makes more sense. To me, a child molestor isn’t necessarily a pedophile, since a child is a legal child until the age of eighteen in most states. That’s why I was confused.
9:32 pm on August 25th, 2008
Another one who follow his penis instead of common sense. This guy should of use his brains a little more…..
12:05 am on August 26th, 2008
I’m just curious, how is this possible when the minor doesn’t exist?
I mean, yeah, he was looking for minors, and he could be charged with soliciting or something, but how do you charge someone with a crime against a fictitious person?
It seems more like entrapment, even if he is a scum.
He needs to be charged with two counts of being stupid!
12:34 am on August 26th, 2008
I agree with Imp in regards to Child Molester vs. Pedophile. Pedophile is a medical term and child molester is a legal term and hence more vague depending on regional norms. Agian, I think buddy is just gross. No grown man should be sending pictures of the cash and prizes to little girls. Especially if he is in a postition of authority over girls the same age, its just trouble brewing. I’m courious as to whether or not his fellow inmates will have a similar discussion.
3:58 am on August 27th, 2008
This guy is about as sexy as Casey Anthony is virginal. And by that I mean not one fucking bit. I will not go so far as to say dude’s a pedophile, but he’s obviously a sick pervert regardless. And really? Why would anybody think a 14 year old girl would be lured by the username “1thickdaddy”? Um, eww?! Most of us don’t learn about the importance of girth until much later in life. *sigh* But I digress…
Shame on you, Salvo. Sick fuck.
My daughter is 14, and I monitor her internet shit compulsively. But it scares me to think there are really people like this out there, working in our schools, trolling the internet for some poor unsuspecting kid to scar for life with pictures of his johnson. Gross.
4:36 pm on August 30th, 2008
Isn’t it scary how probably everyone posting on here can name the Pervo Teacher from their school back in the day? At my high school, we were extra unfortunate: our token perv was the campus police officer.
And think about how many of us were made to feel uncomfortable by these people and NEVER SAID A THING…
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