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Kahyleaha Alcorn: Shit, Glass, and Trailer Trash

August 17, 2008 at 7:25 am by  

Somerset, KY – I’m so pissed at the folks at Hallmark. I count on those little free calendars they give out to keep me abreast of important holidays. I mean, yeah, I got the big ones straight in my head, but I always get Memorial Day and Veteran’s Day confused, and I couldn’t tell you in what month Flag Day falls to save my life. So I check my little calendar and feel like I have it under control, then goddamn if I don’t sign on to the Demon and find out this past week was Filthy Trailer Trash Child Abuse-Slash-Neglect Week (aka “FaTTCAN”) down south. I didn’t even get cards in the mail, goddammit!

I already knew about Raymond Thurmond. I thought it was an isolated instance. Then I come upon Kahyleaha F. Alcorn. (I know! Just by picking a name, her momma doomed her to the trailer park!)

Wednesday, the Pulaski County Sheriff’s Office was called to the Four Winds Trailer Park after someone reported seeing a small child inside one of the park’s residences, standing at a window with broken glass, pushing and pulling on the window’s frame.

Those particular windows are structurally very flimsy, making the glass rather easy to break. I know this from personal experience. Many years ago, I lived with my mother and her boyfriend in a trailer with windows just like that.

One particular weekend, I got to spend the night with a friend across the street. It was wonderful…until my friend went to sleep and her parents started fighting. Trailer walls are very thin. The things my friend’s father said to her mother were terrible. While I don’t remember exactly what he said, I clearly remember my horror and my conviction that I had to leave.

I returned to the trailer I shared with my mother and her boyfriend, only to discover that the two of them had taken advantage of an evening without a dependent child and had gone out. I had no key.

I was determined to not return to my friend’s, and so I managed to drag the front door’s wooden steps underneath the living room window, which was constructed exactly as the one in the photo above. With my 4th-grade knowledge (or lack thereof) of physics, I figured I could wiggle the bottom panel enough to slide my skinny ass through it. Yeah, it took only a couple of tugs before the glass broke, and yeah, I got a few small cuts making my way through the window. But I made it home, where it was safe, and quiet, and very very clean. Wish I could say that was the case for Kahyleaha Alcorn’s baby.

The responding deputy observed the child at the window and noted he wasn’t yet two years old. He also observed that the tot had dried blood on one hand, possibly from a cut caused by the window’s broken glass.

It was only after the deputy pounded on the side of the trailer that he managed to get the attention of someone other than the wounded toddler. Turns out Alcorn and her boyfriend were asleep in another room and probably had been for some time, as neighbors had seen the little boy at the broken window off and on for at least two hours.

An unattended baby and broken glass is bad enough, but once the deputy gained entry to the trailer, he saw even more reason for concern. The residence was full of trash, flies, and cat shit. And that poor little boy–so much shit had accumulated in his diaper that it had run out the sides and onto his legs. Mommies, how long does it take to fill and overflow a diaper? I have no children and am not particularly susceptible to the wiles of infants, but this breaks my heart.

Alcorn has been charged with second-degree criminal abuse and is being held at the Pulaski County Detention Center. Her son has been taken into protective custody by the Department of Social Services. And the neighbors…well, they say the family has “had problems” before. Big shocker there.

As for me, fuck Hallmark. I’ve made a special note about FaTTCAN and am already planning for next year. I’ll schedule my bad dye job now, so I’ll have wicked awesome roots when the happy season rolls around again. I have the cinder blocks; I just need a tire-less beater (preferably with at least one fender primer-coated). Since leases end around this time for students, it’ll be a snap to find some threadbare urine-stained couch for outdoor lounging. In fact, to make sure I don’t get caught unprepared again, I’m going to go get started addressing next year’s cards.

Thanks to brokenandtwisted for the title. Lucy’s got her eye on this in our forums.

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  • Dex

    To me, She looks like Shelley Winters ( the 1970′s version, not the hot 40′s version)

  • Dex

    To me, She looks like Shelley Winters ( the 1970′s version, not the hot 40′s version)

  • Dex

    To me, She looks like Shelley Winters ( the 1970′s version, not the hot 40′s version)

  • Dex

    To me, She looks like Shelley Winters ( the 1970′s version, not the hot 40′s version)

  • silvahalo

    Poor baby boy! yeah, it would take some time to have a diaper full of shit leaking. Depending on how much this baby poops could be all day or several days. Sad, *shit*…pun intended. I hope this little tyke never sees the likes of his POS mother.

  • silvahalo

    Poor baby boy! yeah, it would take some time to have a diaper full of shit leaking. Depending on how much this baby poops could be all day or several days. Sad, *shit*…pun intended. I hope this little tyke never sees the likes of his POS mother.

  • silvahalo

    Poor baby boy! yeah, it would take some time to have a diaper full of shit leaking. Depending on how much this baby poops could be all day or several days. Sad, *shit*…pun intended. I hope this little tyke never sees the likes of his POS mother.

  • solange822001

    It’s sad to think how many children are living in these kinds of homes as we speak. I wish it were harder for people to have children. I don’t understand why people like this even have kids. Is it really for the freaking food stamps and welfare check?

  • solange822001

    It’s sad to think how many children are living in these kinds of homes as we speak. I wish it were harder for people to have children. I don’t understand why people like this even have kids. Is it really for the freaking food stamps and welfare check?

  • solange822001

    It’s sad to think how many children are living in these kinds of homes as we speak. I wish it were harder for people to have children. I don’t understand why people like this even have kids. Is it really for the freaking food stamps and welfare check?

  • solange822001

    It’s sad to think how many children are living in these kinds of homes as we speak. I wish it were harder for people to have children. I don’t understand why people like this even have kids. Is it really for the freaking food stamps and welfare check?

  • solange822001

    It’s sad to think how many children are living in these kinds of homes as we speak. I wish it were harder for people to have children. I don’t understand why people like this even have kids. Is it really for the freaking food stamps and welfare check?

  • katyk

    I still just can’t believe this woman is 27.

    And thank goodness some neighbor called the police. It’s nice to know someone was looking out for that baby’s best interest.

  • katyk

    I still just can’t believe this woman is 27.

    And thank goodness some neighbor called the police. It’s nice to know someone was looking out for that baby’s best interest.

  • katyk

    I still just can’t believe this woman is 27.

    And thank goodness some neighbor called the police. It’s nice to know someone was looking out for that baby’s best interest.

  • katyk

    I still just can’t believe this woman is 27.

    And thank goodness some neighbor called the police. It’s nice to know someone was looking out for that baby’s best interest.

  • katyk

    I still just can’t believe this woman is 27.

    And thank goodness some neighbor called the police. It’s nice to know someone was looking out for that baby’s best interest.

  • auddie

    To me, She looks like Shelley Winters ( the 1970’s version, not the hot 40’s version)

    Spot on! Blowsy, Titanic Shelly for sure.

    I can’t even stand the smell of well maintained cat shit.

    Hope the new parents change the name – Geez Louise, itsa BOY????

  • auddie

    To me, She looks like Shelley Winters ( the 1970’s version, not the hot 40’s version)

    Spot on! Blowsy, Titanic Shelly for sure.

    I can’t even stand the smell of well maintained cat shit.

    Hope the new parents change the name – Geez Louise, itsa BOY????

  • auddie

    To me, She looks like Shelley Winters ( the 1970’s version, not the hot 40’s version)

    Spot on! Blowsy, Titanic Shelly for sure.

    I can’t even stand the smell of well maintained cat shit.

    Hope the new parents change the name – Geez Louise, itsa BOY????

  • auddie

    To me, She looks like Shelley Winters ( the 1970’s version, not the hot 40’s version)

    Spot on! Blowsy, Titanic Shelly for sure.

    I can’t even stand the smell of well maintained cat shit.

    Hope the new parents change the name – Geez Louise, itsa BOY????

  • auddie

    To me, She looks like Shelley Winters ( the 1970’s version, not the hot 40’s version)

    Spot on! Blowsy, Titanic Shelly for sure.

    I can’t even stand the smell of well maintained cat shit.

    Hope the new parents change the name – Geez Louise, itsa BOY????

  • 2 boys mom in NC

    As I sit here fuming about this worthless peice of shit, my legs ache, my back aches, my ass and thigh muscles are competing with each other to see which group explodes first…why? Because I spent all day Saturday and Sunday scouring my house for my husband and my family. Everyone had clean sheets, carpets, curtains, towels and clothes. They were well fed and the cat box was scrubbed out. No medals. No crowns. No awards. Just something that a woman does to create a healthy environment.
    I also did this without sleep for the last 17 years! That’s my oldest son and when he was born sleep no longer existed.
    How can this bitch live with filth and abandonment of her basic duties?
    Hope in hell she’s in charge of the devil’s shit house.

  • 2 boys mom in NC

    As I sit here fuming about this worthless peice of shit, my legs ache, my back aches, my ass and thigh muscles are competing with each other to see which group explodes first…why? Because I spent all day Saturday and Sunday scouring my house for my husband and my family. Everyone had clean sheets, carpets, curtains, towels and clothes. They were well fed and the cat box was scrubbed out. No medals. No crowns. No awards. Just something that a woman does to create a healthy environment.
    I also did this without sleep for the last 17 years! That’s my oldest son and when he was born sleep no longer existed.
    How can this bitch live with filth and abandonment of her basic duties?
    Hope in hell she’s in charge of the devil’s shit house.

  • 2 boys mom in NC

    As I sit here fuming about this worthless peice of shit, my legs ache, my back aches, my ass and thigh muscles are competing with each other to see which group explodes first…why? Because I spent all day Saturday and Sunday scouring my house for my husband and my family. Everyone had clean sheets, carpets, curtains, towels and clothes. They were well fed and the cat box was scrubbed out. No medals. No crowns. No awards. Just something that a woman does to create a healthy environment.
    I also did this without sleep for the last 17 years! That’s my oldest son and when he was born sleep no longer existed.
    How can this bitch live with filth and abandonment of her basic duties?
    Hope in hell she’s in charge of the devil’s shit house.

  • 2 boys mom in NC

    As I sit here fuming about this worthless peice of shit, my legs ache, my back aches, my ass and thigh muscles are competing with each other to see which group explodes first…why? Because I spent all day Saturday and Sunday scouring my house for my husband and my family. Everyone had clean sheets, carpets, curtains, towels and clothes. They were well fed and the cat box was scrubbed out. No medals. No crowns. No awards. Just something that a woman does to create a healthy environment.
    I also did this without sleep for the last 17 years! That’s my oldest son and when he was born sleep no longer existed.
    How can this bitch live with filth and abandonment of her basic duties?
    Hope in hell she’s in charge of the devil’s shit house.

  • 2 boys mom in NC

    As I sit here fuming about this worthless peice of shit, my legs ache, my back aches, my ass and thigh muscles are competing with each other to see which group explodes first…why? Because I spent all day Saturday and Sunday scouring my house for my husband and my family. Everyone had clean sheets, carpets, curtains, towels and clothes. They were well fed and the cat box was scrubbed out. No medals. No crowns. No awards. Just something that a woman does to create a healthy environment.
    I also did this without sleep for the last 17 years! That’s my oldest son and when he was born sleep no longer existed.
    How can this bitch live with filth and abandonment of her basic duties?
    Hope in hell she’s in charge of the devil’s shit house.

  • claddaghgirl

    I do believe she must have been pre-occupied with the lastest Vogue magazine. Her off he shoulder look is the new look for the season!

  • claddaghgirl

    I do believe she must have been pre-occupied with the lastest Vogue magazine. Her off he shoulder look is the new look for the season!

  • claddaghgirl

    I do believe she must have been pre-occupied with the lastest Vogue magazine. Her off he shoulder look is the new look for the season!

  • claddaghgirl

    I do believe she must have been pre-occupied with the lastest Vogue magazine. Her off he shoulder look is the new look for the season!

  • claddaghgirl

    I do believe she must have been pre-occupied with the lastest Vogue magazine. Her off he shoulder look is the new look for the season!

  • WryBread

    I do believe she must have been pre-occupied with the lastest Vogue magazine. Her off he shoulder look is the new look for the season!

    That’s too funny.

  • WryBread

    I do believe she must have been pre-occupied with the lastest Vogue magazine. Her off he shoulder look is the new look for the season!

    That’s too funny.

  • WryBread

    I do believe she must have been pre-occupied with the lastest Vogue magazine. Her off he shoulder look is the new look for the season!

    That’s too funny.

  • WryBread

    I do believe she must have been pre-occupied with the lastest Vogue magazine. Her off he shoulder look is the new look for the season!

    That’s too funny.

  • V

    I do believe she must have been pre-occupied with the lastest Vogue magazine. Her off he shoulder look is the new look for the season!

    It has been my experience that oh-so-sexy-off-the shoulder look in a mug shot is a result of someone trying to throw down with the police. Of course there is always that stray bar room brawl or domestic violence incident that brings on that horrendous fashion faux paus too.

    In this case, I think she may be just a disgusting slob. Ya think?

  • V

    I do believe she must have been pre-occupied with the lastest Vogue magazine. Her off he shoulder look is the new look for the season!

    It has been my experience that oh-so-sexy-off-the shoulder look in a mug shot is a result of someone trying to throw down with the police. Of course there is always that stray bar room brawl or domestic violence incident that brings on that horrendous fashion faux paus too.

    In this case, I think she may be just a disgusting slob. Ya think?

  • V

    I do believe she must have been pre-occupied with the lastest Vogue magazine. Her off he shoulder look is the new look for the season!

    It has been my experience that oh-so-sexy-off-the shoulder look in a mug shot is a result of someone trying to throw down with the police. Of course there is always that stray bar room brawl or domestic violence incident that brings on that horrendous fashion faux paus too.

    In this case, I think she may be just a disgusting slob. Ya think?

  • V

    I do believe she must have been pre-occupied with the lastest Vogue magazine. Her off he shoulder look is the new look for the season!

    It has been my experience that oh-so-sexy-off-the shoulder look in a mug shot is a result of someone trying to throw down with the police. Of course there is always that stray bar room brawl or domestic violence incident that brings on that horrendous fashion faux paus too.

    In this case, I think she may be just a disgusting slob. Ya think?

  • V

    I do believe she must have been pre-occupied with the lastest Vogue magazine. Her off he shoulder look is the new look for the season!

    It has been my experience that oh-so-sexy-off-the shoulder look in a mug shot is a result of someone trying to throw down with the police. Of course there is always that stray bar room brawl or domestic violence incident that brings on that horrendous fashion faux paus too.

    In this case, I think she may be just a disgusting slob. Ya think?

  • claddaghgirl

    At least we know that she wasn’t making herself gorgeous and leaving her kids to fend for themselves. She was an all-round slob, in every aspect of her life. If you are going to be a slob, do it right. Leave your kids unwashed, unfed and un-mothered. Hell…what were they brought onto this earth for? To be loved..nah. To be fed…nah.

    I hope there is a special place in Hell were she has to pay back by being clean and tidy. That oughta mess her up good.

  • claddaghgirl

    At least we know that she wasn’t making herself gorgeous and leaving her kids to fend for themselves. She was an all-round slob, in every aspect of her life. If you are going to be a slob, do it right. Leave your kids unwashed, unfed and un-mothered. Hell…what were they brought onto this earth for? To be loved..nah. To be fed…nah.

    I hope there is a special place in Hell were she has to pay back by being clean and tidy. That oughta mess her up good.

  • claddaghgirl

    At least we know that she wasn’t making herself gorgeous and leaving her kids to fend for themselves. She was an all-round slob, in every aspect of her life. If you are going to be a slob, do it right. Leave your kids unwashed, unfed and un-mothered. Hell…what were they brought onto this earth for? To be loved..nah. To be fed…nah.

    I hope there is a special place in Hell were she has to pay back by being clean and tidy. That oughta mess her up good.

  • Kathy

    Y’all, even her photo stinks. Seriously, I can almost smell her just by looking at her. Blech.

    I wonder who and where the baby’s daddy is. I can hardly imagine anyone, even some homeless guy living in a dumpster, wanting to stick their penis in that.

  • Kathy

    Y’all, even her photo stinks. Seriously, I can almost smell her just by looking at her. Blech.

    I wonder who and where the baby’s daddy is. I can hardly imagine anyone, even some homeless guy living in a dumpster, wanting to stick their penis in that.

  • Kathy

    Y’all, even her photo stinks. Seriously, I can almost smell her just by looking at her. Blech.

    I wonder who and where the baby’s daddy is. I can hardly imagine anyone, even some homeless guy living in a dumpster, wanting to stick their penis in that.

  • Kathy

    Y’all, even her photo stinks. Seriously, I can almost smell her just by looking at her. Blech.

    I wonder who and where the baby’s daddy is. I can hardly imagine anyone, even some homeless guy living in a dumpster, wanting to stick their penis in that.

  • Dakota Valkyrie

    Mommies, how long does it take to fill and overflow a diaper?

    On a baby under 2 months, it takes 8.79 seconds. On a toddler it takes much longer.

  • Dakota Valkyrie

    Mommies, how long does it take to fill and overflow a diaper?

    On a baby under 2 months, it takes 8.79 seconds. On a toddler it takes much longer.

  • Dakota Valkyrie

    Mommies, how long does it take to fill and overflow a diaper?

    On a baby under 2 months, it takes 8.79 seconds. On a toddler it takes much longer.

  • Dakota Valkyrie

    Mommies, how long does it take to fill and overflow a diaper?

    On a baby under 2 months, it takes 8.79 seconds. On a toddler it takes much longer.

  • Dakota Valkyrie

    Mommies, how long does it take to fill and overflow a diaper?

    On a baby under 2 months, it takes 8.79 seconds. On a toddler it takes much longer.

  • lapsus.lingua

    Give the girl some credit. Do you know how much work it is to get that fried, over-processed big-bar-hair look? She had to spend several MINUTES pouring bleach over her hair REGULARLY, just to get that oh-so-coveted straw-like brittle frizz.
    Beauty is pain, Ladies. Beauty is pain.

  • lapsus.lingua

    Give the girl some credit. Do you know how much work it is to get that fried, over-processed big-bar-hair look? She had to spend several MINUTES pouring bleach over her hair REGULARLY, just to get that oh-so-coveted straw-like brittle frizz.
    Beauty is pain, Ladies. Beauty is pain.

  • lapsus.lingua

    Give the girl some credit. Do you know how much work it is to get that fried, over-processed big-bar-hair look? She had to spend several MINUTES pouring bleach over her hair REGULARLY, just to get that oh-so-coveted straw-like brittle frizz.
    Beauty is pain, Ladies. Beauty is pain.

  • lapsus.lingua

    Give the girl some credit. Do you know how much work it is to get that fried, over-processed big-bar-hair look? She had to spend several MINUTES pouring bleach over her hair REGULARLY, just to get that oh-so-coveted straw-like brittle frizz.
    Beauty is pain, Ladies. Beauty is pain.

  • lapsus.lingua

    Give the girl some credit. Do you know how much work it is to get that fried, over-processed big-bar-hair look? She had to spend several MINUTES pouring bleach over her hair REGULARLY, just to get that oh-so-coveted straw-like brittle frizz.
    Beauty is pain, Ladies. Beauty is pain.

  • http://myspace.com/tricia381 Tricia

    On a baby under 2 months, it takes 8.79 seconds. On a toddler it takes much longer.

    so very true…Im kinda reminiscent, my oldest is 7 today. When she was a few months old she gave me the biggest surprise of my life. You all hear stories of young babies having huge blowouts. I thought, “yeah right, keep them dry and there wont be a problem.” I got my daughter out of the bath, put a fresh diaper on her and put her in her swing. She loved that thing. A couple minutes later I hear what sounds like thunder. I check on the baby, she’s sound asleep. I pull the blanket off of her and the whole inside of the blanket was covered in what looks like seedy mustard. I pick her up to change her, poo all up her back and pooled under her in her swing. There was so much poo! I take her diaper off and notice just a tiny little skid mark in her diaper. “WTF? How did she totally miss her diaper?” The mystery remains unsolved. She ruined my favorite blanket…it was white with faded cursive sayings and two pastel bears. Thanks to her I no longer shop at gymboree. I plan on telling that story again in 9 years lol.

  • http://myspace.com/tricia381 Tricia

    On a baby under 2 months, it takes 8.79 seconds. On a toddler it takes much longer.

    so very true…Im kinda reminiscent, my oldest is 7 today. When she was a few months old she gave me the biggest surprise of my life. You all hear stories of young babies having huge blowouts. I thought, “yeah right, keep them dry and there wont be a problem.” I got my daughter out of the bath, put a fresh diaper on her and put her in her swing. She loved that thing. A couple minutes later I hear what sounds like thunder. I check on the baby, she’s sound asleep. I pull the blanket off of her and the whole inside of the blanket was covered in what looks like seedy mustard. I pick her up to change her, poo all up her back and pooled under her in her swing. There was so much poo! I take her diaper off and notice just a tiny little skid mark in her diaper. “WTF? How did she totally miss her diaper?” The mystery remains unsolved. She ruined my favorite blanket…it was white with faded cursive sayings and two pastel bears. Thanks to her I no longer shop at gymboree. I plan on telling that story again in 9 years lol.

  • http://myspace.com/tricia381 Tricia

    On a baby under 2 months, it takes 8.79 seconds. On a toddler it takes much longer.

    so very true…Im kinda reminiscent, my oldest is 7 today. When she was a few months old she gave me the biggest surprise of my life. You all hear stories of young babies having huge blowouts. I thought, “yeah right, keep them dry and there wont be a problem.” I got my daughter out of the bath, put a fresh diaper on her and put her in her swing. She loved that thing. A couple minutes later I hear what sounds like thunder. I check on the baby, she’s sound asleep. I pull the blanket off of her and the whole inside of the blanket was covered in what looks like seedy mustard. I pick her up to change her, poo all up her back and pooled under her in her swing. There was so much poo! I take her diaper off and notice just a tiny little skid mark in her diaper. “WTF? How did she totally miss her diaper?” The mystery remains unsolved. She ruined my favorite blanket…it was white with faded cursive sayings and two pastel bears. Thanks to her I no longer shop at gymboree. I plan on telling that story again in 9 years lol.

  • http://myspace.com/tricia381 Tricia

    On a baby under 2 months, it takes 8.79 seconds. On a toddler it takes much longer.

    so very true…Im kinda reminiscent, my oldest is 7 today. When she was a few months old she gave me the biggest surprise of my life. You all hear stories of young babies having huge blowouts. I thought, “yeah right, keep them dry and there wont be a problem.” I got my daughter out of the bath, put a fresh diaper on her and put her in her swing. She loved that thing. A couple minutes later I hear what sounds like thunder. I check on the baby, she’s sound asleep. I pull the blanket off of her and the whole inside of the blanket was covered in what looks like seedy mustard. I pick her up to change her, poo all up her back and pooled under her in her swing. There was so much poo! I take her diaper off and notice just a tiny little skid mark in her diaper. “WTF? How did she totally miss her diaper?” The mystery remains unsolved. She ruined my favorite blanket…it was white with faded cursive sayings and two pastel bears. Thanks to her I no longer shop at gymboree. I plan on telling that story again in 9 years lol.

  • http://myspace.com/tricia381 Tricia

    On a baby under 2 months, it takes 8.79 seconds. On a toddler it takes much longer.

    so very true…Im kinda reminiscent, my oldest is 7 today. When she was a few months old she gave me the biggest surprise of my life. You all hear stories of young babies having huge blowouts. I thought, “yeah right, keep them dry and there wont be a problem.” I got my daughter out of the bath, put a fresh diaper on her and put her in her swing. She loved that thing. A couple minutes later I hear what sounds like thunder. I check on the baby, she’s sound asleep. I pull the blanket off of her and the whole inside of the blanket was covered in what looks like seedy mustard. I pick her up to change her, poo all up her back and pooled under her in her swing. There was so much poo! I take her diaper off and notice just a tiny little skid mark in her diaper. “WTF? How did she totally miss her diaper?” The mystery remains unsolved. She ruined my favorite blanket…it was white with faded cursive sayings and two pastel bears. Thanks to her I no longer shop at gymboree. I plan on telling that story again in 9 years lol.

  • Jennster

    Somedays I look at my almost 2 yr old daughter and think… “you have no idea how good you have it”……….. Poor baby. I hope he goes to a loving foster home, and is eventually adopted….

  • Jennster

    Somedays I look at my almost 2 yr old daughter and think… “you have no idea how good you have it”……….. Poor baby. I hope he goes to a loving foster home, and is eventually adopted….

  • Jennster

    Somedays I look at my almost 2 yr old daughter and think… “you have no idea how good you have it”……….. Poor baby. I hope he goes to a loving foster home, and is eventually adopted….

  • Jennster

    Somedays I look at my almost 2 yr old daughter and think… “you have no idea how good you have it”……….. Poor baby. I hope he goes to a loving foster home, and is eventually adopted….

  • Jennster

    Somedays I look at my almost 2 yr old daughter and think… “you have no idea how good you have it”……….. Poor baby. I hope he goes to a loving foster home, and is eventually adopted….

  • Lizard

    Since she’s never faced any criminal charges before, they’re releasing her from jail on her own signature (i.e., no $ required), but any contact she has with her son must occur through the Department of Social Services.

  • Lizard

    Since she’s never faced any criminal charges before, they’re releasing her from jail on her own signature (i.e., no $ required), but any contact she has with her son must occur through the Department of Social Services.

  • Lizard

    Since she’s never faced any criminal charges before, they’re releasing her from jail on her own signature (i.e., no $ required), but any contact she has with her son must occur through the Department of Social Services.

  • Lizard

    Since she’s never faced any criminal charges before, they’re releasing her from jail on her own signature (i.e., no $ required), but any contact she has with her son must occur through the Department of Social Services.

  • Lizard

    Since she’s never faced any criminal charges before, they’re releasing her from jail on her own signature (i.e., no $ required), but any contact she has with her son must occur through the Department of Social Services.

  • ycufak

    Why do these cases always involve so much SHIT????

    I am not a great housekeeper by far, and if I can’t get my teenage sons to do a good job, I actually hire someone rather than do the dirty work myself

    But even as someone with semi-low standards, I dont get these cases that seem to always involve homes covered in animal and human crap and babies in diapers that havent been changed in 24 hours? who lives like that?? shit STINKS!

  • ycufak

    Why do these cases always involve so much SHIT????

    I am not a great housekeeper by far, and if I can’t get my teenage sons to do a good job, I actually hire someone rather than do the dirty work myself

    But even as someone with semi-low standards, I dont get these cases that seem to always involve homes covered in animal and human crap and babies in diapers that havent been changed in 24 hours? who lives like that?? shit STINKS!

  • ycufak

    Why do these cases always involve so much SHIT????

    I am not a great housekeeper by far, and if I can’t get my teenage sons to do a good job, I actually hire someone rather than do the dirty work myself

    But even as someone with semi-low standards, I dont get these cases that seem to always involve homes covered in animal and human crap and babies in diapers that havent been changed in 24 hours? who lives like that?? shit STINKS!

  • ycufak

    Why do these cases always involve so much SHIT????

    I am not a great housekeeper by far, and if I can’t get my teenage sons to do a good job, I actually hire someone rather than do the dirty work myself

    But even as someone with semi-low standards, I dont get these cases that seem to always involve homes covered in animal and human crap and babies in diapers that havent been changed in 24 hours? who lives like that?? shit STINKS!

  • ycufak

    Why do these cases always involve so much SHIT????

    I am not a great housekeeper by far, and if I can’t get my teenage sons to do a good job, I actually hire someone rather than do the dirty work myself

    But even as someone with semi-low standards, I dont get these cases that seem to always involve homes covered in animal and human crap and babies in diapers that havent been changed in 24 hours? who lives like that?? shit STINKS!

  • sabella

    POOR BABY!!! GEESH!!! HELLO!!!! If you DO NOT want to be RESPONSIBLE for another human being, then either DO NOT get pregnant, OR, if you DO get pregnant, give the baby up for ADOPTION!!! DUH!!! I hope that child is given to someone else PERMANENTLY–otherwise, I FEAR for his future!!

  • sabella

    POOR BABY!!! GEESH!!! HELLO!!!! If you DO NOT want to be RESPONSIBLE for another human being, then either DO NOT get pregnant, OR, if you DO get pregnant, give the baby up for ADOPTION!!! DUH!!! I hope that child is given to someone else PERMANENTLY–otherwise, I FEAR for his future!!

  • sabella

    POOR BABY!!! GEESH!!! HELLO!!!! If you DO NOT want to be RESPONSIBLE for another human being, then either DO NOT get pregnant, OR, if you DO get pregnant, give the baby up for ADOPTION!!! DUH!!! I hope that child is given to someone else PERMANENTLY–otherwise, I FEAR for his future!!

  • sabella

    POOR BABY!!! GEESH!!! HELLO!!!! If you DO NOT want to be RESPONSIBLE for another human being, then either DO NOT get pregnant, OR, if you DO get pregnant, give the baby up for ADOPTION!!! DUH!!! I hope that child is given to someone else PERMANENTLY–otherwise, I FEAR for his future!!

  • sabella

    POOR BABY!!! GEESH!!! HELLO!!!! If you DO NOT want to be RESPONSIBLE for another human being, then either DO NOT get pregnant, OR, if you DO get pregnant, give the baby up for ADOPTION!!! DUH!!! I hope that child is given to someone else PERMANENTLY–otherwise, I FEAR for his future!!

  • Zibarro aka Kryssa

    so very true…Im kinda reminiscent, my oldest is 7 today. When she was a few months old she gave me the biggest surprise of my life. You all hear stories of young babies having huge blowouts. I thought, “yeah right, keep them dry and there wont be a problem.” I got my daughter out of the bath, put a fresh diaper on her and put her in her swing. She loved that thing. A couple minutes later I hear what sounds like thunder. I check on the baby, she’s sound asleep. I pull the blanket off of her and the whole inside of the blanket was covered in what looks like seedy mustard. I pick her up to change her, poo all up her back and pooled under her in her swing. There was so much poo! I take her diaper off and notice just a tiny little skid mark in her diaper. “WTF? How did she totally miss her diaper?” The mystery remains unsolved. She ruined my favorite blanket…it was white with faded cursive sayings and two pastel bears. Thanks to her I no longer shop at gymboree. I plan on telling that story again in 9 years lol.

    OMG! I got a great visual of this and nearly peed myself! I remember those days well too. Baby all clean and smellin’ sweet… nice new outfit… sit him/her in the swing or carseat or highchair and –BOOM! WTF was that noise? A minute later… ewwww… what’s that smell? Then you put 2 and 2 together and look at the baby (still looking quite content despite the fact they are now immersed from the waist down in their own liquified excrement)…. and say to yourself “Oh shit”… you know this one’s gonna take a while to clean up (and God forbid the aforementioned seat is cloth-like!!)

    But seriously… as for a 2 yr. old… depends on what they’ve eaten or had to drink recently… as well as how much they’ve peed in said diaper as well. The pee serves 2 purposes… 1. Liquifies the poop. 2. Makes for less absorbency when said poop occurs. Considering dear ole’ mom was awakened by the deputies knock and the baby had been seen in the window for 2 hours… my money is on that baby not having been changed since the night before. Disgusting!

  • Zibarro aka Kryssa

    so very true…Im kinda reminiscent, my oldest is 7 today. When she was a few months old she gave me the biggest surprise of my life. You all hear stories of young babies having huge blowouts. I thought, “yeah right, keep them dry and there wont be a problem.” I got my daughter out of the bath, put a fresh diaper on her and put her in her swing. She loved that thing. A couple minutes later I hear what sounds like thunder. I check on the baby, she’s sound asleep. I pull the blanket off of her and the whole inside of the blanket was covered in what looks like seedy mustard. I pick her up to change her, poo all up her back and pooled under her in her swing. There was so much poo! I take her diaper off and notice just a tiny little skid mark in her diaper. “WTF? How did she totally miss her diaper?” The mystery remains unsolved. She ruined my favorite blanket…it was white with faded cursive sayings and two pastel bears. Thanks to her I no longer shop at gymboree. I plan on telling that story again in 9 years lol.

    OMG! I got a great visual of this and nearly peed myself! I remember those days well too. Baby all clean and smellin’ sweet… nice new outfit… sit him/her in the swing or carseat or highchair and –BOOM! WTF was that noise? A minute later… ewwww… what’s that smell? Then you put 2 and 2 together and look at the baby (still looking quite content despite the fact they are now immersed from the waist down in their own liquified excrement)…. and say to yourself “Oh shit”… you know this one’s gonna take a while to clean up (and God forbid the aforementioned seat is cloth-like!!)

    But seriously… as for a 2 yr. old… depends on what they’ve eaten or had to drink recently… as well as how much they’ve peed in said diaper as well. The pee serves 2 purposes… 1. Liquifies the poop. 2. Makes for less absorbency when said poop occurs. Considering dear ole’ mom was awakened by the deputies knock and the baby had been seen in the window for 2 hours… my money is on that baby not having been changed since the night before. Disgusting!

  • Zibarro aka Kryssa

    so very true…Im kinda reminiscent, my oldest is 7 today. When she was a few months old she gave me the biggest surprise of my life. You all hear stories of young babies having huge blowouts. I thought, “yeah right, keep them dry and there wont be a problem.” I got my daughter out of the bath, put a fresh diaper on her and put her in her swing. She loved that thing. A couple minutes later I hear what sounds like thunder. I check on the baby, she’s sound asleep. I pull the blanket off of her and the whole inside of the blanket was covered in what looks like seedy mustard. I pick her up to change her, poo all up her back and pooled under her in her swing. There was so much poo! I take her diaper off and notice just a tiny little skid mark in her diaper. “WTF? How did she totally miss her diaper?” The mystery remains unsolved. She ruined my favorite blanket…it was white with faded cursive sayings and two pastel bears. Thanks to her I no longer shop at gymboree. I plan on telling that story again in 9 years lol.

    OMG! I got a great visual of this and nearly peed myself! I remember those days well too. Baby all clean and smellin’ sweet… nice new outfit… sit him/her in the swing or carseat or highchair and –BOOM! WTF was that noise? A minute later… ewwww… what’s that smell? Then you put 2 and 2 together and look at the baby (still looking quite content despite the fact they are now immersed from the waist down in their own liquified excrement)…. and say to yourself “Oh shit”… you know this one’s gonna take a while to clean up (and God forbid the aforementioned seat is cloth-like!!)

    But seriously… as for a 2 yr. old… depends on what they’ve eaten or had to drink recently… as well as how much they’ve peed in said diaper as well. The pee serves 2 purposes… 1. Liquifies the poop. 2. Makes for less absorbency when said poop occurs. Considering dear ole’ mom was awakened by the deputies knock and the baby had been seen in the window for 2 hours… my money is on that baby not having been changed since the night before. Disgusting!

  • Zibarro aka Kryssa

    so very true…Im kinda reminiscent, my oldest is 7 today. When she was a few months old she gave me the biggest surprise of my life. You all hear stories of young babies having huge blowouts. I thought, “yeah right, keep them dry and there wont be a problem.” I got my daughter out of the bath, put a fresh diaper on her and put her in her swing. She loved that thing. A couple minutes later I hear what sounds like thunder. I check on the baby, she’s sound asleep. I pull the blanket off of her and the whole inside of the blanket was covered in what looks like seedy mustard. I pick her up to change her, poo all up her back and pooled under her in her swing. There was so much poo! I take her diaper off and notice just a tiny little skid mark in her diaper. “WTF? How did she totally miss her diaper?” The mystery remains unsolved. She ruined my favorite blanket…it was white with faded cursive sayings and two pastel bears. Thanks to her I no longer shop at gymboree. I plan on telling that story again in 9 years lol.

    OMG! I got a great visual of this and nearly peed myself! I remember those days well too. Baby all clean and smellin’ sweet… nice new outfit… sit him/her in the swing or carseat or highchair and –BOOM! WTF was that noise? A minute later… ewwww… what’s that smell? Then you put 2 and 2 together and look at the baby (still looking quite content despite the fact they are now immersed from the waist down in their own liquified excrement)…. and say to yourself “Oh shit”… you know this one’s gonna take a while to clean up (and God forbid the aforementioned seat is cloth-like!!)

    But seriously… as for a 2 yr. old… depends on what they’ve eaten or had to drink recently… as well as how much they’ve peed in said diaper as well. The pee serves 2 purposes… 1. Liquifies the poop. 2. Makes for less absorbency when said poop occurs. Considering dear ole’ mom was awakened by the deputies knock and the baby had been seen in the window for 2 hours… my money is on that baby not having been changed since the night before. Disgusting!

  • Zibarro

    so very true…Im kinda reminiscent, my oldest is 7 today. When she was a few months old she gave me the biggest surprise of my life. You all hear stories of young babies having huge blowouts. I thought, “yeah right, keep them dry and there wont be a problem.” I got my daughter out of the bath, put a fresh diaper on her and put her in her swing. She loved that thing. A couple minutes later I hear what sounds like thunder. I check on the baby, she’s sound asleep. I pull the blanket off of her and the whole inside of the blanket was covered in what looks like seedy mustard. I pick her up to change her, poo all up her back and pooled under her in her swing. There was so much poo! I take her diaper off and notice just a tiny little skid mark in her diaper. “WTF? How did she totally miss her diaper?” The mystery remains unsolved. She ruined my favorite blanket…it was white with faded cursive sayings and two pastel bears. Thanks to her I no longer shop at gymboree. I plan on telling that story again in 9 years lol.

    OMG! I got a great visual of this and nearly peed myself! I remember those days well too. Baby all clean and smellin’ sweet… nice new outfit… sit him/her in the swing or carseat or highchair and –BOOM! WTF was that noise? A minute later… ewwww… what’s that smell? Then you put 2 and 2 together and look at the baby (still looking quite content despite the fact they are now immersed from the waist down in their own liquified excrement)…. and say to yourself “Oh shit”… you know this one’s gonna take a while to clean up (and God forbid the aforementioned seat is cloth-like!!)

    But seriously… as for a 2 yr. old… depends on what they’ve eaten or had to drink recently… as well as how much they’ve peed in said diaper as well. The pee serves 2 purposes… 1. Liquifies the poop. 2. Makes for less absorbency when said poop occurs. Considering dear ole’ mom was awakened by the deputies knock and the baby had been seen in the window for 2 hours… my money is on that baby not having been changed since the night before. Disgusting!

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