Kansas City, MO - Khaihilah “Killa Khi” Woodson almost lived up to her nickname on Friday. Woodson, 24, led Kansas City police on a wild chase, running cars off the road, speeding through red lights and nearly hitting a police officer. Her two sons, ages 6 and 8, cowered in the back seat, shaking in fear as their mother gave batshit a whole new definition. Did I mention she was totally naked the whole time? Yep.
Khaihilah Woodson has a record several pages long. In fact, she’s currently out on bond awaiting trial on charges of drug trafficking and possession of a controlled substance. Her other arrests include unlawful use of a weapon, DWI, driving while revoked, more drug possessions, theft, and resisting arrest. She’s on the receiving end of a restraining order involving a child. She’s on probation for at least three offenses right now. And yet, somehow, she had custody of her two young sons.  Way to protect those kids, Missouri!
Friday’s Naked Police Fun Run began when 911 dispatch got a report that Woodson was running around naked outdoors at an apartment complex. As officers were responding, the witnesses reported that Woodson, still in public and still nude, had put two little boys in her car and was driving away at a high rate of speed.
Officers decided to pursue Woodson because she had kids in the car, but Woodson wasn’t having any. She sped through Kansas City, narrowly missing an officer who was trying to get spike strips down. After hitting a second set of spike strips, Woodson’s car gave it up and officers ran up to get her kids out.
The boys were crying and “visibly shaking from fear”, according to officers. “Killa Khi” was slumped behind the wheel. She was naked, high, and stank of angel dust. Now that’s some parenting for ya, right there.
Khaihilah Woodson was arrested and charged with two counts of felony child endangerment, felony resisting arrest with risk of harm to others, driving while intoxicated and operating a motor vehicle while her license was revoked. She is being held on $75,000 bond with a no driving stipulation.
Yeah, that’ll stop her.  Missouri, you best be taking those babies away before she kills one – or both – of them.
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Tags: Child Endangerment, Kansas City, Missouri
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