Khaihilah Woodson Scared The Children
August 16, 2008 by impqueen
Kansas City, MO - Khaihilah “Killa Khi” Woodson almost lived up to her nickname on FridayFriday reviews
. Woodson, 24, led Kansas City police on a wild chase, running cars off the road, speeding through red lights and nearly hitting a police officer. Her two sons, ages 6 and 8, cowered in the back seat, shaking in fear as their mother gave batshit a whole new definition. Did I mention she was totally naked the whole time? Yep.
Khaihilah Woodson has a record several pages long. In fact, she’s currently out on bond awaiting trial on charges of drug trafficking and possession of a controlled substance. Her other arrests include unlawful use of a weapon, DWI, driving while revoked, more drug possessions, theft, and resisting arrest. She’sShe reviews
on the receiving end of a restraining order involving a child. She’s on probation for at least three offenses right now. And yet, somehow, she had custody of her two young sons.  Way to protect those kids, Missouri!
Friday’s Naked Police Fun Run began when 911 dispatch got a report that Woodson was running around naked outdoors at an apartment complex. As officers were responding, the witnesses reported that Woodson, still in public and still nude, had put two little boys in her car and was driving away at a high rate of speed.
Officers decided to pursue Woodson because she had kids in the car, but Woodson wasn’t having any. She sped through Kansas City, narrowly missing an officer who was trying to get spike strips down. After hitting a second set of spike strips, Woodson’s car gave it up and officers ran up to get her kids out.
The boys were crying and “visibly shaking from fear”, according to officers. “Killa Khi” was slumped behind the wheel. She was naked, high, and stank of angel dust. Now that’s some parenting for ya, right there.
Khaihilah Woodson was arrested and charged with two counts of felony child endangerment, felony resisting arrest with risk of harm to others, driving while intoxicated and operating a motor vehicle while her license was revoked. She is being held on $75,000 bond with a no driving stipulation.
Yeah, that’ll stop her.  Missouri, you best be taking those babies away before she kills one – or both – of them.
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10:29 am on August 16th, 2008
Whoa! Crazy bitch. Poor kids. Maybe NOW they will see that they should not be with their mom.
10:45 am on August 16th, 2008
What? She still had her kids?! What the hell is wrong with these states? Those poor little kids, and we wonder why they grow up to be like the parents..
It’s because you “live what you learn”
12:20 pm on August 16th, 2008
PCP is the worst drug to be on when caring for children. It does some funky things to your brain.
Given her record and restraining order she should never have had custody of children or even visitation rights, but that goes without saying. Big, fat failure on the part of Missouri. I wonder if they’ll take notice now, or just sweep it under the rug as they’ve obviously been doing so far.
12:44 pm on August 16th, 2008
DFS in Jackson County MO is ALL about preservation of birth parents’ rights.
I can tell you right now how the call to FPs will go: “We have two adorable little boys who will be going home in a few months….they have no behavioral problems whatsoever”
2:53 pm on August 16th, 2008
Wow, I knew we had some crazy bitches here, but damn. I totally agree the child protective services here fail the kids here miserably. My sister use to work for DFS here when we first moved to the Kansas City Area, and she ended up quiting after a few months, because she said they didn’t care about the kids. And that just wasn’t her.
7:36 pm on August 16th, 2008
“Thinkin, tweakin, sniffin, hoppin, plottin
Schemin, actin like a demon
My pores is stinkin, and I’m all sweaty
Hallucinatin, smellin like burnt spaghetti”
from an e-40 song verse 3 on the mail man
7:49 am on August 17th, 2008
wow….with all those priors I can’t understand why she still had custody of her kids . Hopefully this time they will not put those poor kids back in custody of this nutcase.
10:02 pm on August 17th, 2008
She scared the kids! That photo scares me!
Plug up her drain hole so no more babies will come out and suffer her “mothering.”
This is the second crazy naked woman in a carful of kids story in one week. Has there been a heat wave?
11:45 pm on August 17th, 2008
Gaw. This woman deserves a Bubbaku for her marvelous feats in proper parenting. She’s as bad as the hicks that live in the trailer park 2 miles away from my house who hang their laundry off their Christmas lights and have their dogs chained to their abandoned-in-place rust-bucket pickup. (’least they have yet to be in the news for running naked from police with their children while high, though)
If only I could find a wall to slam my head against to get my sleep-addled brain going, I’d come up with one.
See, kiddies? See that hair? See that scary vision above? That’s why angel dust’s bad for you.
2:51 pm on September 20th, 2008
HOLY CRAP!!! What STUPID, IDIOT ‘Judge’ allowed her to keep custody of her children with ALL of her prior criminal history??? Here’s to hoping that a Judge with some common sense looks at her history, and realizes how EASILY those children could have been KILLED–especially since they were NOT in car seats–and says–NOPE!! You lose CUSTODY FOREVER!! I am SURE someone out there, would LOVE to take her children in and be REAL parents to them!!! In the meantime, she NEEDS to get her tubes tied!!!
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