Comments on: Paul Parrish Thinks Jell-O Is The Bomb http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/08/12/paul-parrish-thinks-jell-o-is-the-bomb/ True crime, all the time Sun, 22 Nov 2009 02:10:10 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.3 hourly 1 By: sugarglider http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/08/12/paul-parrish-thinks-jell-o-is-the-bomb/#comment-41414 sugarglider Tue, 19 Aug 2008 16:55:09 +0000 http://www.dreamindemon.com/?p=1208#comment-41414 Why do I feel sorry for this guy? Why do I feel sorry for this guy?

]]> By: WryBread http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/08/12/paul-parrish-thinks-jell-o-is-the-bomb/#comment-38805 WryBread Wed, 13 Aug 2008 00:06:02 +0000 http://www.dreamindemon.com/?p=1208#comment-38805 I sure wish we could see that video. I bet the clerk's reaction is hilarious. I sure wish we could see that video. I bet the clerk’s reaction is hilarious.

]]> By: Kitty http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/08/12/paul-parrish-thinks-jell-o-is-the-bomb/#comment-38749 Kitty Tue, 12 Aug 2008 20:30:41 +0000 http://www.dreamindemon.com/?p=1208#comment-38749 This has got to be my favorite kind of news.. Call it natural selection-- stupid people culling the herd themselves.. Thanks for the laugh!! This has got to be my favorite kind of news.. Call it natural selection– stupid people culling the herd themselves.. Thanks for the laugh!!

]]> By: Harley_Tech http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/08/12/paul-parrish-thinks-jell-o-is-the-bomb/#comment-38742 Harley_Tech Tue, 12 Aug 2008 20:10:11 +0000 http://www.dreamindemon.com/?p=1208#comment-38742 <blockquote>Yay no hurt kiddos!</blockquote> Not so fast, it has been reported that the local first grade class laughed themselves to death at this tard's robbery skilz. R

Yay no hurt kiddos!

Not so fast, it has been reported that the local first grade class laughed themselves to death at this tard’s robbery skilz.

R

]]> By: Pirelli Jones http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/08/12/paul-parrish-thinks-jell-o-is-the-bomb/#comment-38738 Pirelli Jones Tue, 12 Aug 2008 20:02:30 +0000 http://www.dreamindemon.com/?p=1208#comment-38738 Yay no hurt kiddos! Yay no hurt kiddos!

]]> By: captainhowdy http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/08/12/paul-parrish-thinks-jell-o-is-the-bomb/#comment-38734 captainhowdy Tue, 12 Aug 2008 19:58:32 +0000 http://www.dreamindemon.com/?p=1208#comment-38734 Haha, yay for the Better Off Dead reference! "He snorts nasal spray? You know where I could score some?" Haha, yay for the Better Off Dead reference!

“He snorts nasal spray? You know where I could score some?”

]]> By: maryhaze http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/08/12/paul-parrish-thinks-jell-o-is-the-bomb/#comment-38715 maryhaze Tue, 12 Aug 2008 19:10:44 +0000 http://www.dreamindemon.com/?p=1208#comment-38715 Keith Olberman of Countdown did some shaming of this tard last nite too! tards relatives must be so proud. Keith Olberman of Countdown did some shaming of this tard last nite too! tards relatives must be so proud.

]]> By: April http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/08/12/paul-parrish-thinks-jell-o-is-the-bomb/#comment-38652 April Tue, 12 Aug 2008 15:53:38 +0000 http://www.dreamindemon.com/?p=1208#comment-38652 Was it the Jello box that tipped off the box office guy?? Cuz this dude has dumbass writtne all over his face. "DERRRR" Was it the Jello box that tipped off the box office guy?? Cuz this dude has dumbass writtne all over his face. “DERRRR”

]]> By: Kathy http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/08/12/paul-parrish-thinks-jell-o-is-the-bomb/#comment-38634 Kathy Tue, 12 Aug 2008 15:18:39 +0000 http://www.dreamindemon.com/?p=1208#comment-38634 <blockquote>Because Movie Gallery clerks are smart and watch a lot of movies, and they know that if the lid’s off and there’s no tape and no wires, there’s no bomb other than the flatulence of a full-tummied perpetrator. </blockquote> Not even a kitchen timer taped to the thing with electrical tape? No blue or black wires? No modeling clay disguised to look like C-4? How about a pipe capped at both ends? Some nails? Ball bearings? NOTHING??? Just an empty jello box? Yeah, this guy doesn't even get an E for Effort. He gets a W for "what the fuck were you thinking" and a T for "you must be a little Tarded to think that would work." And a free membership to screamindemon.com, cause jebus, even my 6 year old could fake a bomb better than that just from watching Spongebob.

Because Movie Gallery clerks are smart and watch a lot of movies, and they know that if the lid’s off and there’s no tape and no wires, there’s no bomb other than the flatulence of a full-tummied perpetrator.

Not even a kitchen timer taped to the thing with electrical tape? No blue or black wires? No modeling clay disguised to look like C-4? How about a pipe capped at both ends? Some nails? Ball bearings? NOTHING??? Just an empty jello box?

Yeah, this guy doesn’t even get an E for Effort. He gets a W for “what the fuck were you thinking” and a T for “you must be a little Tarded to think that would work.” And a free membership to screamindemon.com, cause jebus, even my 6 year old could fake a bomb better than that just from watching Spongebob.

]]> By: Peeperann http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/08/12/paul-parrish-thinks-jell-o-is-the-bomb/#comment-38625 Peeperann Tue, 12 Aug 2008 14:59:32 +0000 http://www.dreamindemon.com/?p=1208#comment-38625 <blockquote>I hope he didn’t make the additional fashion faux pas of wearing SOCKS with his sandals.</blockquote> If not I hope his to nailes were polished!

I hope he didn’t make the additional fashion faux pas of wearing SOCKS with his sandals.

If not I hope his to nailes were polished!

]]> By: bogustoo http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/08/12/paul-parrish-thinks-jell-o-is-the-bomb/#comment-38612 bogustoo Tue, 12 Aug 2008 14:25:15 +0000 http://www.dreamindemon.com/?p=1208#comment-38612 <blockquote> Wearing a gray Unabomber-style hoodie, ski gloves, jeans, and sandals (yes, sandals), Paul placed the box on the counter.  </blockquote> I hope he didn't make the additional fashion faux pas of wearing SOCKS with his sandals.

Wearing a gray Unabomber-style hoodie, ski gloves, jeans, and sandals (yes, sandals), Paul placed the box on the counter. 

I hope he didn’t make the additional fashion faux pas of wearing SOCKS with his sandals.

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