Chyna Long Needs A New Car Seat
August 12, 2008 by impqueen
This story was written and submitted by Dakota_Valkyrie. Thanks, DV!
Chyna Long and McKenzi Holley
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Omaha, NE – Chyna Long is in need of another car seat to go with the one she already owns. She used to need two to go with the one she owns, until her 3 year-old, car-seatless son, McKenzi Holley, opened the door of Long’s moving SUV and fell out. Long was ticketed in early July for not having any of her kids ages 5, 3, and 1, properly restrained. With three kids under 6, she was a very busy lady. She probably never got time to shop for car seats.
Three weeks after getting that last ticket, she’s probably wishing she had found the time to get those car seats. At the end of a visit to her mother’s house, she loaded up the kids for the ride home. I’m guessing that little McKenzi didn’t want to leave grandma’s because he did a typical kid’s “Amazing Houdini Escape” trick and opened the door of mom’s Durango as she left the parking lot.
Authorities say McKenzi wasn’t in any type of child restraint, just a seat belt. This seems to be backed up by witnesses who said they saw just one car seat in the back of the car. One would think that if you were short 2 car seats the logical one to use it on would be the 1 year-old. Chyna Long must not be logical because she disagrees with police, stating that it was McKenzi who was in the lone car seat.
One thing every one agrees on is that McKenzi did his Houdini escape from the restraints and opened the passenger door. Mom’s SUV didn’t have security locks so the door was able to be opened even thought the car was moving. McKenzi proceeded to fall out head first onto the pavement. Little McKenzi Holley died later at the hospital because of the injuries. Chyna Long now had to take time out from her busy schedule to plan a funeral.
It seems Chyna Long has never been too busy for a drive. Since 2003, she’s been cited for a multitude of vehicle related offenses: following too close, no lights, speeding, careless driving, no turn signal, and the accompanying no insurance, no registration, and no license charges. In seven cases there where warrants issued because she failed to appear – twice in this year alone.
This time, Long was ticketed for misdemeanor child abuse which could earn her up to a year in jail. That’s a long time in the life of a busy mom – even though she’s not as busy now that she has one less kid. Scheduled to appear for a hearing on Monday for the early July charges, no one should be surprised that she failed to show. Once again there is a warrant out for her arrest.
Maybe she was out shopping for that second car seat and just didn’t notice the time.
12:45 pm on August 12th, 2008
What a stupid whore. Car seats are cheap these days. The two older kids probably could have gotten away with the booster type of car seats. GRRRRRR!!
1:36 pm on August 12th, 2008
Back in the day we used to let kids ride without car seats at about four years old or so…. I guess we were all lucky.
I don’t think anyone over the age of 40 ever rode in a car seat- a car bed when an infant but that’s about it.
I guess the new laws are good ones at that.
I really can’t see a three year old having the dexterity to even unbuckle a seat belt, maybe he just squirmed out of the belt?
Such a shame, such a precious little guy.
2:08 pm on August 12th, 2008
Can I hook her up and drag her behind me truck?
please?
Can I huh, can I huh?
I promise, I’ll go real fast!
R
2:53 pm on August 12th, 2008
A judge said she arrived later and entered her plea of not guilty.
3:55 pm on August 12th, 2008
No I think you should ride her in the back of the truck up to about 75 and let me push her headfirst onto the pavement!
4:16 pm on August 12th, 2008
Stupid bitch. Ugh.
4:23 pm on August 12th, 2008
I vote for number two.
5:07 pm on August 12th, 2008
I vote for anything that keeps her from breeding more children.
However, she seems to have sex in her future. Look at this marvellous testimony to her true love from her myspace page:
“YEah its been a minute but its the same old thing just a different day. Im just trying to make the most out of my life.I just want the world to know that i am Marcus Holley’s wife all day and everyday.To those who ant found that one good luck but when you do hold on and never let go it might pass you up right before your eyes. To all yall haters keep haten that just lets me know me and my husband are doing the dam thang no nigga or female will ever come between us cause he’ll always come back home. Its been real in a minute.”
I wonder if Marcus Holley will wait for her for a whole year before he has sex.
5:50 pm on August 12th, 2008
Why do all the people we see with myspaces seem to have flocks of “haters” around them? This woman apparently is living her life with her love as “haters” watch enviously and do their dam haten thang. “Hey, Haters! Watch me tongue my man!” I don’t get it.
5:55 pm on August 12th, 2008
HEY!! I have a myspace page with NO HATERS!! I think I’m offended! Oh, I get it! I’m not ghetto enough to have haters.
12:51 am on August 13th, 2008
I doubt she even had him strapped into any kind of seatbelt much less the only carseat like she is claiming. There is no way a 3 year old could get out of a properly buckled carseat, so unless she just sat him in the seat without buckling it, I bet he was just sitting on the seat unrestrained. I still can’t believe people are so ignorant.
2:07 am on August 13th, 2008
I’m shocked this bitch ever had a license in the first place.
3:56 am on August 15th, 2008
brings my memory back, 22 years ago my nephew opened the door and fell out in a shopping center parking lot … He had a large number of scrabs from the incident – only 2-3 yrs old – My nephews mom was lucky she didn’t get reported /charged with a crime and nothing more happened to him then just scrapes. It was pretty shocking news. You will be happy to know he is an only child *wink.
This Chynachick may of gotten away with it back in those days altho carseats were required by law (4 yrs old or 40 lbs.}. Such a pitiful ordeal – prayers are with the family,
Those poor babies … all thru their lives they will have memories of that bloody day and how their mother didn’t make sure they were protected and safe.
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