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Cristina Abreu Is Not Responsible

August 11, 2008 at 2:36 pm by  

20080811142125uf9 Cristina Abreu Is Not Responsible

CORAL GABLES, Fla. – More winners from Florida. Not only was 23-year-old Cristina Abreu busted in a vehicle with two men that also contained marijuana and cocaine, but officers find her two children lone in a nearby van.


Officers state the children were “sweating and crying” in the hot vehicle that had its passenger window down. Abreu has been arrested and charged with two counts of child neglect. I am not in a position to check, so if anyone can do some Myspace digging, post the link. I amagine a 23-year-old, drug using mother of three probably has a page.

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  • Lizard

    All right, Morbid, is it Florida or Washington?

    A 23-year-old should be ashamed to be seen in public with eyebrows like that.

  • Lizard

    All right, Morbid, is it Florida or Washington?

    A 23-year-old should be ashamed to be seen in public with eyebrows like that.

  • Lizard

    All right, Morbid, is it Florida or Washington?

    A 23-year-old should be ashamed to be seen in public with eyebrows like that.

  • Lizard

    All right, Morbid, is it Florida or Washington?

    A 23-year-old should be ashamed to be seen in public with eyebrows like that.

  • Lizard

    Not finding a MySpace, regardless of what name variation I use. Sometimes they take on their babydaddies’ last names when they sign up.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

    All right, Morbid, is it Florida or Washington?

    I swear, Lizard, sometimes I just have no clue what you are talking about. ;)

  • Lizard

    Not finding a MySpace, regardless of what name variation I use. Sometimes they take on their babydaddies’ last names when they sign up.

  • Lizard

    Not finding a MySpace, regardless of what name variation I use. Sometimes they take on their babydaddies’ last names when they sign up.

  • Lizard

    Not finding a MySpace, regardless of what name variation I use. Sometimes they take on their babydaddies’ last names when they sign up.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

    All right, Morbid, is it Florida or Washington?

    I swear, Lizard, sometimes I just have no clue what you are talking about. ;)

  • http://pirellisgarage.blogspot.com/ Pirelli Jones

    http://www.local10.com/news/17158474/detail.html

    Says Florida too, still looking for myspace, I think I found her on Facebook but that’s never as much fun

  • http://pirellisgarage.blogspot.com/ Pirelli Jones

    http://www.local10.com/news/17158474/detail.html

    Says Florida too, still looking for myspace, I think I found her on Facebook but that’s never as much fun

  • http://pirellisgarage.blogspot.com/ Pirelli Jones

    http://www.local10.com/news/17158474/detail.html

    Says Florida too, still looking for myspace, I think I found her on Facebook but that’s never as much fun

  • Lizard

    I swear, Lizard, sometimes I just have no clue what you are talking about.

    One day, I’ll cut it out with the whiskey for breakfast, and I’ll make more sense then.

  • Lizard

    I swear, Lizard, sometimes I just have no clue what you are talking about.

    One day, I’ll cut it out with the whiskey for breakfast, and I’ll make more sense then.

  • Lizard

    I swear, Lizard, sometimes I just have no clue what you are talking about.

    One day, I’ll cut it out with the whiskey for breakfast, and I’ll make more sense then.

  • http://pirellisgarage.blogspot.com/ Pirelli Jones

    http://www.local10.com/news/17158474/detail.html

    Says Florida too, still looking for myspace, I think I found her on Facebook but that’s never as much fun

  • Lizard

    I swear, Lizard, sometimes I just have no clue what you are talking about.

    One day, I’ll cut it out with the whiskey for breakfast, and I’ll make more sense then.

  • http://www.myspace.com/aprilamber April

    Did Kathy tag up homegirl’s face with her sharpie??? I thought she was limited to pedos but it looks like maybe she is branching out to lazy, coke head whores.

  • http://www.myspace.com/aprilamber April

    Did Kathy tag up homegirl’s face with her sharpie??? I thought she was limited to pedos but it looks like maybe she is branching out to lazy, coke head whores.

  • http://www.myspace.com/aprilamber April

    Did Kathy tag up homegirl’s face with her sharpie??? I thought she was limited to pedos but it looks like maybe she is branching out to lazy, coke head whores.

  • http://www.myspace.com/aprilamber April

    Did Kathy tag up homegirl’s face with her sharpie??? I thought she was limited to pedos but it looks like maybe she is branching out to lazy, coke head whores.

  • Kathy

    Did Kathy tag up homegirl’s face with her sharpie??? I thought she was limited to pedos but it looks like maybe she is branching out to lazy, coke head whores.

    No way. I can draw on better eyebrows than that at 3 AM after a 3 bottles of Pink Truck and 6 lemon drops, in the passenger seat of an old VW bug, in the pitch black night, on a bumpy gravel road on someone gagged and hogtied facedown in the backseat.

    Don’t ask me how I know though, because that wasn’t me….

    But they were much better eyebrows.

  • Kathy

    Did Kathy tag up homegirl’s face with her sharpie??? I thought she was limited to pedos but it looks like maybe she is branching out to lazy, coke head whores.

    No way. I can draw on better eyebrows than that at 3 AM after a 3 bottles of Pink Truck and 6 lemon drops, in the passenger seat of an old VW bug, in the pitch black night, on a bumpy gravel road on someone gagged and hogtied facedown in the backseat.

    Don’t ask me how I know though, because that wasn’t me….

    But they were much better eyebrows.

  • Kathy

    Did Kathy tag up homegirl’s face with her sharpie??? I thought she was limited to pedos but it looks like maybe she is branching out to lazy, coke head whores.

    No way. I can draw on better eyebrows than that at 3 AM after a 3 bottles of Pink Truck and 6 lemon drops, in the passenger seat of an old VW bug, in the pitch black night, on a bumpy gravel road on someone gagged and hogtied facedown in the backseat.

    Don’t ask me how I know though, because that wasn’t me….

    But they were much better eyebrows.

  • Kathy

    Did Kathy tag up homegirl’s face with her sharpie??? I thought she was limited to pedos but it looks like maybe she is branching out to lazy, coke head whores.

    No way. I can draw on better eyebrows than that at 3 AM after a 3 bottles of Pink Truck and 6 lemon drops, in the passenger seat of an old VW bug, in the pitch black night, on a bumpy gravel road on someone gagged and hogtied facedown in the backseat.

    Don’t ask me how I know though, because that wasn’t me….

    But they were much better eyebrows.

  • Harley_Tech

    A 23-year-old should be ashamed to be seen in public with eyebrows like that.

    See what happens when you smoke dope and put on your face. LMAO

    I swear, Lizard, sometimes I just have no clue what you are talking about.

    LMAO

    R

  • Harley_Tech

    A 23-year-old should be ashamed to be seen in public with eyebrows like that.

    See what happens when you smoke dope and put on your face. LMAO

    I swear, Lizard, sometimes I just have no clue what you are talking about.

    LMAO

    R

  • Harley_Tech

    A 23-year-old should be ashamed to be seen in public with eyebrows like that.

    See what happens when you smoke dope and put on your face. LMAO

    I swear, Lizard, sometimes I just have no clue what you are talking about.

    LMAO

    R

  • Harley_Tech

    A 23-year-old should be ashamed to be seen in public with eyebrows like that.

    See what happens when you smoke dope and put on your face. LMAO

    I swear, Lizard, sometimes I just have no clue what you are talking about.

    LMAO

    R

  • Lizard

    Furthermore, I think Florida is a poor choice for a woman with hair like hers. She might be able to stay away from the drugs if she could just get her hair tamed.

  • Lizard

    Furthermore, I think Florida is a poor choice for a woman with hair like hers. She might be able to stay away from the drugs if she could just get her hair tamed.

  • Lizard

    Furthermore, I think Florida is a poor choice for a woman with hair like hers. She might be able to stay away from the drugs if she could just get her hair tamed.

  • Lizard

    Furthermore, I think Florida is a poor choice for a woman with hair like hers. She might be able to stay away from the drugs if she could just get her hair tamed.

  • http://www.myspace.com/realrandinicole RandiNicoleXO

    Her eyebrows are just wrong. They’re not symmetrical.

    Poor kids :(

  • http://www.myspace.com/realrandinicole RandiNicoleXO

    Her eyebrows are just wrong. They’re not symmetrical.

    Poor kids :(

  • http://www.myspace.com/realrandinicole RandiNicoleXO

    Her eyebrows are just wrong. They’re not symmetrical.

    Poor kids :(

  • http://www.myspace.com/realrandinicole RandiNicoleXO

    Her eyebrows are just wrong. They’re not symmetrical.

    Poor kids :(

  • http://www.myspace.com/aprilamber April

    No way. I can draw on better eyebrows than that at 3 AM after a 3 bottles of Pink Truck and 6 lemon drops, in the passenger seat of an old VW bug, in the pitch black night, on a bumpy gravel road on someone gagged and hogtied facedown in the backseat.

    Okay. Now that I have removed the “already chewed” burrito off of my monitor – That is fuckin’ funny. My coworkers must think I’ve lost my damn mind.

    Her eyebrows are just wrong. They’re not symmetrical.

    My point exactly…

  • http://www.myspace.com/aprilamber April

    No way. I can draw on better eyebrows than that at 3 AM after a 3 bottles of Pink Truck and 6 lemon drops, in the passenger seat of an old VW bug, in the pitch black night, on a bumpy gravel road on someone gagged and hogtied facedown in the backseat.

    Okay. Now that I have removed the “already chewed” burrito off of my monitor – That is fuckin’ funny. My coworkers must think I’ve lost my damn mind.

    Her eyebrows are just wrong. They’re not symmetrical.

    My point exactly…

  • http://www.myspace.com/aprilamber April

    No way. I can draw on better eyebrows than that at 3 AM after a 3 bottles of Pink Truck and 6 lemon drops, in the passenger seat of an old VW bug, in the pitch black night, on a bumpy gravel road on someone gagged and hogtied facedown in the backseat.

    Okay. Now that I have removed the “already chewed” burrito off of my monitor – That is fuckin’ funny. My coworkers must think I’ve lost my damn mind.

    Her eyebrows are just wrong. They’re not symmetrical.

    My point exactly…

  • http://www.myspace.com/aprilamber April

    No way. I can draw on better eyebrows than that at 3 AM after a 3 bottles of Pink Truck and 6 lemon drops, in the passenger seat of an old VW bug, in the pitch black night, on a bumpy gravel road on someone gagged and hogtied facedown in the backseat.

    Okay. Now that I have removed the “already chewed” burrito off of my monitor – That is fuckin’ funny. My coworkers must think I’ve lost my damn mind.

    Her eyebrows are just wrong. They’re not symmetrical.

    My point exactly…

  • http://dreamindemon.com/ impqueen

    No way. I can draw on better eyebrows than that at 3 AM after a 3 bottles of Pink Truck and 6 lemon drops, in the passenger seat of an old VW bug, in the pitch black night, on a bumpy gravel road on someone gagged and hogtied facedown in the backseat. Don’t ask me how I know though, because that wasn’t me….

    But they were much better eyebrows.

    Best. Comment. EVER. I’m snortgiggling! :D

  • http://dreamindemon.com/ impqueen

    No way. I can draw on better eyebrows than that at 3 AM after a 3 bottles of Pink Truck and 6 lemon drops, in the passenger seat of an old VW bug, in the pitch black night, on a bumpy gravel road on someone gagged and hogtied facedown in the backseat. Don’t ask me how I know though, because that wasn’t me….

    But they were much better eyebrows.

    Best. Comment. EVER. I’m snortgiggling! :D

  • http://dreamindemon.com/ impqueen

    No way. I can draw on better eyebrows than that at 3 AM after a 3 bottles of Pink Truck and 6 lemon drops, in the passenger seat of an old VW bug, in the pitch black night, on a bumpy gravel road on someone gagged and hogtied facedown in the backseat. Don’t ask me how I know though, because that wasn’t me….

    But they were much better eyebrows.

    Best. Comment. EVER. I’m snortgiggling! :D

  • http://dreamindemon.com impqueen

    No way. I can draw on better eyebrows than that at 3 AM after a 3 bottles of Pink Truck and 6 lemon drops, in the passenger seat of an old VW bug, in the pitch black night, on a bumpy gravel road on someone gagged and hogtied facedown in the backseat. Don’t ask me how I know though, because that wasn’t me….

    But they were much better eyebrows.

    Best. Comment. EVER. I’m snortgiggling! :D

  • Anonymous

    People just shouldn’t take uppers and then tweeze.

  • Anonymous

    People just shouldn’t take uppers and then tweeze.

  • Anonymous

    People just shouldn’t take uppers and then tweeze.

  • sugarglider

    People just shouldn’t take uppers and then tweeze.

  • WryBread

    With those eyebrows I’m surprised she wasn’t arrested for impersonating an insect.

  • WryBread

    With those eyebrows I’m surprised she wasn’t arrested for impersonating an insect.

  • WryBread

    With those eyebrows I’m surprised she wasn’t arrested for impersonating an insect.

  • WryBread

    With those eyebrows I’m surprised she wasn’t arrested for impersonating an insect.

  • sararrt1980

    Wow, that’s some good stuff! Thanks for keepin me awake while at work, guys!

  • sararrt1980

    Wow, that’s some good stuff! Thanks for keepin me awake while at work, guys!

  • sararrt1980

    Wow, that’s some good stuff! Thanks for keepin me awake while at work, guys!

  • sararrt1980

    Wow, that’s some good stuff! Thanks for keepin me awake while at work, guys!

  • captainhowdy

    No way. I can draw on better eyebrows than that at 3 AM after a 3 bottles of Pink Truck and 6 lemon drops, in the passenger seat of an old VW bug, in the pitch black night, on a bumpy gravel road on someone gagged and hogtied facedown in the backseat.

    LOLOLOL! I came on here to make a snarky comment about those brows, but damn if your comment didn’t just beat anything I might have possibly had to say!

  • captainhowdy

    No way. I can draw on better eyebrows than that at 3 AM after a 3 bottles of Pink Truck and 6 lemon drops, in the passenger seat of an old VW bug, in the pitch black night, on a bumpy gravel road on someone gagged and hogtied facedown in the backseat.

    LOLOLOL! I came on here to make a snarky comment about those brows, but damn if your comment didn’t just beat anything I might have possibly had to say!

  • captainhowdy

    No way. I can draw on better eyebrows than that at 3 AM after a 3 bottles of Pink Truck and 6 lemon drops, in the passenger seat of an old VW bug, in the pitch black night, on a bumpy gravel road on someone gagged and hogtied facedown in the backseat.

    LOLOLOL! I came on here to make a snarky comment about those brows, but damn if your comment didn’t just beat anything I might have possibly had to say!

  • captainhowdy

    No way. I can draw on better eyebrows than that at 3 AM after a 3 bottles of Pink Truck and 6 lemon drops, in the passenger seat of an old VW bug, in the pitch black night, on a bumpy gravel road on someone gagged and hogtied facedown in the backseat.

    LOLOLOL! I came on here to make a snarky comment about those brows, but damn if your comment didn’t just beat anything I might have possibly had to say!

  • Anonymous

    This ISN’T a mugshot, y’all. This is an ad for a new movie, METHFACE VI: THE TWEEZENING.

  • Anonymous

    This ISN’T a mugshot, y’all. This is an ad for a new movie, METHFACE VI: THE TWEEZENING.

  • Anonymous

    This ISN’T a mugshot, y’all. This is an ad for a new movie, METHFACE VI: THE TWEEZENING.

  • sugarglider

    This ISN’T a mugshot, y’all. This is an ad for a new movie, METHFACE VI: THE TWEEZENING.