Comments on: Ronald Miller Gets Hammered

By: sugarglider

sugarglider — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 23:59:48 +0000

The arrest documents on thesmokinggun include the detail that when officers came in, he removed something from his butt and inspected it (the something turned out to be the hammer, of course).

Was it surely a garbage bag over the hammer? I thought it was just a plastic bag, and had been wondering what KIND of plastic bag it was. I do think it’s charming that he wished to avoid soiling the hammer.

It was also very considerate of him to lube it up with the motor oil.

I want to know more. I also want to know the stats of the “large claw hammer.”

By: Lilbay

Lilbay — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 17:31:22 +0000

I do not think I have laughed so hard in my life. LOL
Ohh gosh the picture in my mind HAHA

By: April

April — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 02:12:16 +0000

Okay. Now that I have curbed my laughing fit… EWWWWWW!!!! Can you imagine what the cops must have been thinking??

By: Castille

Castille — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 18:03:55 +0000

For the life of me, I could not figure out what the hell he was doing with the claw hammer.

What, it wasn’t clear?? See, the claw keeps the object from getting… lost. lol

By: Kathy

Kathy — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 14:06:16 +0000

Because of the site problems, I am just NOW reading the post. When I read this in the forums, I guess I got to it before there were any details. For the life of me, I could not figure out what the hell he was doing with the claw hammer.

Now I know.

They were not kidding when they said, “Ignorance is bliss.”

By: yarbchris

yarbchris — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 12:58:59 +0000

I’m glad they nailed this guy.

By: bogustoo

bogustoo — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 12:37:41 +0000

Wrap that claw hammerIn a large black plastic bagTo keep poop off it.

Wry, that was HILARIOUS! I just gave my keyboard a coffee bath. hehehe

By: captainhowdy

captainhowdy — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 03:43:56 +0000

oh gaaad. i shuddered involuntarily reading that. wtf. ew ew ew ew ew ew ew.

and yes, wrybread, that bubbaku ruled.

By: Ruby

Ruby — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 02:34:57 +0000

Oh, Wrybread, that was the best Bubbaku EVAH. Wow. I think I actually just snorted I was laughing so hard.

By: WryBread

WryBread — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 02:10:46 +0000

He was quiet, except for asking the officers to please give him another chance.

Another chance at what? I don’t even want to explore that thought.

A Bubbaku Household Tip:

Wrap that claw hammer
In a large black plastic bag
To keep poop off it.

By: angrymom

angrymom — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 01:37:36 +0000

This man should be happy in prison. Plenty of queens to choose from.

By: Peeperann

Peeperann — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 20:39:31 +0000

I’m really sorry for the neighbors and the officers, but, damn I was laughing my ass off while reading this!

That poor poor hammer!

By: Not So Speechless

Not So Speechless — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 19:14:09 +0000

I’ll never look at a large claw hammer the same way ever again- I need brain bleach.