Michelle Drozdzinski Wanted Clean Dishes, Dammit
Filed under: Assault, Crime, Domestic Violence, Drunk In Public, Shooting
Mountain Home, AR - “You let me outta here, I’m gonna get my gun and shoot at him again, and this time I won’t miss.”   That’s what Michelle Drozdzinksi, 28, said from jail on Monday.  See, Michelle likes her dishes clean and her laundry done. And her boyfriend, 43-year-old Mark Dohrman, is the noncompliant housework type. Â
On Monday, August 4, things got a little heated in the Dohrman - Drozdzinksi home, and not in that good way. Mark Dohrman didn’t feel like doing the dishes. He hadn’t done the laundry. And Michelle started wondering just what in the hell that man was good for if domestic responsibility was not his thing. An argument ensued and Michelle went off on her man.
She grabbed a .22-caliber pistol and chased Dohrman out of the house. As he was running across the yard, our fiery suspect put the fear of a pissed-off woman into her victim, shooting at him as he ran. Luckily for Dohrman, his old lady is a bad shot. She missed twice, and then the gun misfired. She didn’t know that, though, and told police that “I only shot him twice ’cause that’s all the bullets that was in it.” Had she known a bit more about firearms, she might have gotten off a few more shots.
Drozdzinski was really drunk, but she is also is a mouthy bitch, because she talked herself into a big bond. She just lit into officers, telling them that Dohrman was lucky she’d missed, and that once she got out she’d just go get her gun and shoot him again. Which got her an additional charge of making terroristic threats, and a higher bond. See, that’s why beer in Arkansas should come with a ball gag.
Michelle Drozdzinski is charged with aggravated assault, making terroristic threats, and (guess what!) public intoxication. She is being held in the Baxter County Jail on $100,000 bond. And when she gets out, that house better be clean.
SoJaded is on this topic in our forums - thanks!
I just read this over on the forum– thank you sojaded–That mug shot nearly killed me… my 16yo came in to see why I was laughing so hard and started to laugh herself.. asking me.. “Momma, what is that thing?!”
She is 28??? Looks more like 48 to me. Crazy bitch!
LMAO!
She’s feisty. I like her.
where can I find me a pussy man like that to do my dishes… I guess she had one to many beer’s in her..
Me too! LOL At least you know where you stand with her!
LMAO……great picture and story. (atleast nobody was hurt)
but I like people who speak their mind no matter what!
I agree Kathy, she is feisty!!
You know, I wanted to do this with my ex-husband.
That would’ve been a blast.
Pity I don’t own a gun.
yikes! that’s a rough looking 28 year old..
She’s got Devil-Brows
It’s never a good idea to piss off a woman with devil-brows and a gun
eewww weee…..28 huh…..geez us, 28 in meth years I suppose!?
Not funny that she shot at him, but I have to say I laughed my ass off while I was reading this! And stupid enough and/or drunk enough to keep running her mouth, priceless…..
I think she’s a combo platter.
LOL This is kinda funny, I have to agree. Its like the days when MR IO (the stay at home dad) goes on strike or just figures he should take a random two/three day break from housework. Though, I have never gone after him with a gun or anything.. LOL But have considered dumping the garbage can on his computer desk.
That looks like a fucking methed out Teletubbie - Skanky Wanky…Tipsy…Lala….Hoe
Whoo - When I get home tonight, I’m gonna kick the front door in and tell the hubby that if my dishes aren’t clean I’m gonna get all Arkansas on his ass.
EXACTLY what I was thinking! Yuk!
Her penis should have just done the damn dishes. Sheesh. What does a woman have to do around here to get a little help with the household chores???
That’s the funniest thing I’ve heard all day. Meth years. That’s just brilliant.
http://www.baxterbulletin.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080805/UPDATES01/80805006
The above linked article has more pictures of her… different clothes, same scary meth look on her face… go figure.
On a side note, did you know the boyfriend was arrested as well? That kinda stinks. Poor bastard.
My God! You’re killing me! That is too funny!
What did he get arrested for? Not doing the dishes?
But seriously, if more women did this, more men would help around the house!
One phrase keeps coming to mind as I look at her mugshot: “Rode hard and put away wet”. In her case, repeatedly road hard and put away soaking wet. Yikes.
April - Did you think of that today, or have you been singing that revised teletubbie theme song all along? I sure would have appreciated some different lyrics back when my kids used to watch that show.
Man, that is some pissed-off hair!
This post has some of the funniest comments ever, and all in one place. I keep coming back to re-read!
Thanks for the laughs everyone!
It was the first thing I thought of when I saw homechick. But I have been singing it in my head ALLLLL day. I’m right, right?? She does look like a mmethed out Tubbie…
I imagine he propably got arrested under the police of arrest both parties of a domestic violence incident policy.
On another note, my mother always did say laziness can get you killed