Caitlin Powers Is Kinda Clumsy
August 3, 2008 by impqueen
http://profile.myspace.com/62135727
Revere, MA - Pop quiz: it’s 5:00 p.m., and you’re hungry. You’re babysitting your infant niece, but you also have two friends with you, and it’s time for your heroin fix. Do you: (A) Call someone to come get the baby; (B) Wait to get high until the baby leaves; or (C) Take the baby to Taco Bell, get high in the parking lot, and drop the baby on her head?  If you picked C, you’re Caitlyn Powers!Â
Caitlyn, 21, got really, really high on Wednesday afternoon. She was babysitting her five-month-old niece when her friends Jessica St. Amand (MyspaceMySpace
) and Anthony Paolini (Myspace) came over. They all decided that it was time for a run for the border, so off to Taco Bell they went, Caitlin’s infant niece in tow. By the time these three morons made it to the TB, they were jonesing for a fix, so they pulled out the works in the car and got high in the parking lot. Because if you’re gonna shoot up, you should always do it where you can smell the burritos, or something.
Anyway, as the Assclown Trio started to walk into the restaurant (and it’s Taco Bell, so I use that term loosely), Caitlin found out her arms didn’t work. And she was in charge of the baby. And that was not a combination that worked very well.  She’d take a step, and drop the baby. And pick up the baby. And take another step, and drop the baby. And pick up the baby. And take another step, and drop the baby. You see where this is going, right?  Babies dropped on sidewalks are not like cats, or toast. They do not always land on their feet, or on the buttered side. Nope, this baby was falling on her head the three or four feet from Caitlin to the sidewalk. Repeatedly. Thanks, Auntie Caity!
A woman in the parking lot saw Caitlin dropping the baby girl on her head and ran over to intervene, grabbing the child away from the Stoner Triplets and calling police. Responding officers found the baby girl breathing, but otherwise unresponsive. Nearby, Caitlin sat crying on the sidewalk, because a good time to get sad is after you almost kill the baby. Officers found all kinds of goodies on the trio and in the car: hypodermic needles, heroin, a bunch of knives, some stolen property.. you know, the usual stuff you take on a TB run if you’re a total drug-addicted loser.
The baby girl was taken to Massachusetts General Hospital for treatment of her head trauma, and the Department of Social Services was notified. I’d like to know how she’s doing now, where her parents are, and whether they knew their baby’s auntie is a junkie.
Anthony Paolini was charged with receiving stolen property, identity fraud, violating the city’s knife ordinance and being knowingly present where heroin is kept. Jessica St. Amand was charged with being knowingly present where heroin is kept, receiving stolen property and disorderly conduct. And Caitlin Powers was charged with reckless child endangerment, aggravated assault on a child, possession of heroin and disorderly conduct.
No bond information was readily available, but it appears that Caitlin updated her Myspace on Thursday, so she may be out already.  If she is, I hope she and her friends stop by to say hello.
Corrupted Mistress is discussing this in our forums – thanks!
9:00 am on August 3rd, 2008
I want to know what the heck is going on in Mass. the last couple of weeks? Sheesh. (Ruby looks over shoulder to see if any cuckoos are sneaking up….)
Caitlyn, you are a total asshat — and your little friends, too. Either wait for your fix until you’re not responsible for anyone but your own lame ass, or tell your sis/bro that you are not able to babysit for them, because you are in need of a fix.
Babies and junk just don’t mix. Idiot.
9:33 am on August 3rd, 2008
Thank god for the woman who intervened. This is the type of things that I like to read. Good for her, she saved this baby’s life. I cannot believe this bitch dropped the baby repeatedly and kept walking and doing it. That is sickening
9:35 am on August 3rd, 2008
Mass. General?
That’s the birthplace of pure evil!
Caitlyn looks pretty good…for a stupid fucking smack-head.
She would’ve placed well in the mugshot beauty pageant.
“Be-cause I got high, ’cause I got high, ’cause I got hiigh”
10:03 am on August 3rd, 2008
As I started reading, I figured she dropped the baby once…then I got to the sickening part and figured I was gonna vomit…not only that, but I would wager she was snickering at some level with her smacked up, high ass head. I agree, thank God for the woman who snatched the baby away from her…bravo lady, doesn’t happen often enough.
12:37 pm on August 3rd, 2008
How do you not realize your sister is a heroin addict? Why did they leave the baby with her? And why the hell didn’t she just shoot up at home???
Kudos to the woman who stepped up and got involved when she saw something bad happening. There’s not enough of that going on these days. Yes, seeing a child being hurt is your business. Yes, you are morally obligated to do something about it. Thank you, random lady.
12:40 pm on August 3rd, 2008
So glad that woman stepped in and did the right thing! What a bunch of fucking morons.
The MySpace pages of her partners in crime were incredibly painful to view. From the scrawny, chicken-faced boyfriend who looks like a girl, to the extremely unattractive critter with a serious case of reverse body dysmorphic disorder. SHUDDER.
2:19 pm on August 3rd, 2008
Has anyone seen Trainspotting?
2:57 pm on August 3rd, 2008
“THERES MORE 2 LIFE THAN MYSPACE..ITS A FUKIN WEBSITE NOT A WAY OF LIFE LIKE PPL NEED 2 GET OUT MORE THESE DAYS ITS UNREEEALLL”
Quote from her website. You have to be her friend to see the rest of the site and that’s never going to happen.
3:54 pm on August 3rd, 2008
That is sad, sickening, and overall dumbfounding. I really hope that this baby’s parents did not know that Caitlyn was a junkie. If they left her there with that knowledge…I have a several choice words for them as well.
I really hope that all ends will with this little girl and she recovers without any serious brain trauma. And definitely…Thank Goodness for the woman who stepped in and did the right thing.
5:02 pm on August 3rd, 2008
5:19 pm on August 3rd, 2008
lmao
7:48 pm on August 3rd, 2008
Thank goodness someone finally acted instead of just standing there watching the baby die.
12:50 am on August 4th, 2008
NO shit… Huh???
1:33 am on August 4th, 2008
Unidentified woman wins my IMMA KILL THIS IGNORANT BITCH/DICK award, which is given with much respect and appreciation to people who have the courage and fortitude to intervene in fucked up situations such as this.
12:24 pm on August 4th, 2008
Of COURSE the parent of the child knew this woman was an addict. Anyone passing the woman in the street would know.
I think a parent can and should be brought up on charges for knowingly leaving a baby in the care of an unfit individual. I mean, if this parent didn’t think twice about leaving her kid with this junkie whore, what’ll stop them next time? They obviously exercise some retarded judgment of character.
10:24 pm on August 5th, 2008
Oh wow! Those saucer eyes are just plain scary. That thing looks just like your garden variety alien…pointy chin, huge saucer eyes..but moreover, um..it kinda looks like a dude. Anybody find a pick with an adam’s apple view?Curious…
2:25 am on August 14th, 2008
So finally, ten days later, I heard back from JeSsiKa PaOLiNi via Myspace. Here’s her unedited, uncensored message to me. Oh, and I did invite her to come on by and tell us the whole story.
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU????? and um…..i aint no fukn junkie!!!!! Caitin was the one shooting up and she didn’t even fukin drop that babi!!!!!! Sum SPANISH lady fukn wanted to steal the baby….so she was makin shit up…..so check yourself….and don’t talk about shit that you don’t know about!!!!!! You weren’t there!!! so all you know is what you hear…..so mebe you should fukn find sumthing else to do with your life….instead of sitting on myspace looking for me???? FUK YOU!!!!!
Maybe Zenaida Gonzalez gets around.
2:27 am on August 14th, 2008
My response to Jessica, who is cranky with me for snickering at her on her Myspace:
Oh, please, by all means, please go here and tell us all about it, so we’ll understand. http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/08/03/caitlin-powers-is-kinda-clumsy/
In your defense, I will post your message to me in the comments section. Did they arrest the “Spanish lady” yet? How is your court case coming along? Is Zenaida Gonzalez on the loose in Revere? Does she have Caylee Anthony?
Just curious.
2:31 am on August 14th, 2008
Damn Imp – You have all the fun. I left that cunt TONS of comments and I got NADA!!! I think I’m offended. Maybe she’ll come by and she her…um… wits here. I’d love to hear more about how homegirl didn’t drop the “babi”.
3:47 am on August 14th, 2008
Just curious, JeSsiKa, in case you decide to entertain us with your tardness: Do you misspell like that because you don’t want to type out the entire word? Is it intentional? Is it laziness? Are you just trying to save time? If so, maybe you could cut out some dots or exclamation points to save energy for that pesky thing called literacy. Heck, if you cut out fucking, fuckin, fukin, or fukn, you’d save tons of time and space. Just a friendly tip because I’m a giver and a helper.
9:54 am on August 14th, 2008
So, let’s see. Mommy didn’t drop the baby, though people saw her doing it. Mommy was just trying to save the baby from kidnapping by a Spanish lady.
No, no, I see. Mommy was set up by this Spanish lady and the people who said they saw her drop the baby were in the Spanish lady’s pay and they dropped the hypodermic needles, heroin, a bunch of knives, and some stolen property into Trueheart Mommy’s car.
Somehow I doubt it.
9:56 am on August 14th, 2008
Stoneham – ironic location of JeSsiKa on her MySpace
11:04 am on August 14th, 2008
Sorry, I’m not buying it. No self-respecting “Spanish” lady would be caught dead within two blocks of a Taco Bell.
8:02 pm on October 7th, 2008
*Stoner Triplets*???…as a stoner member of the community who is NOT AN ASSCLOWN,i resent this…there quite obviously “Junkie Triplets”,get a lil more specific thanx
…NEEEVER have i seen a “stoner” parent drop a baby…Boozer parents,or junkie parents…thats another story 
8:06 pm on October 7th, 2008
Stoner parents don’t drop babies, they just don’t share their nachos with them.
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