Trooper Justin Tolman Is The Tolmanator
July 27, 2008 by Unamused
http://www.myspace.com/tfunkification
FORT LUPTON, Colo — By now you’re probably wondering what a “Tolmanator†is.  A “Tolmanatorâ€, rather “The Tolmanatorâ€, is 22-year-old Colorado Trooper Justin Tolman of Colorado Springs, who just had the…ahem… unfortunate experience to get busted in a Ft. Lupton sex sting.Â
Tolman has been a state trooper for approximately 7 months, which makes his ass a rookie.  He has a MySpaceMySpace
account and seems like a regular guy who likes regular guy stuff. His hero is John Wayne and he fancies himself to be a writer (of crap).  He has blogs to prove it.  Oh… the pain of being a state trooper, having to write all those speeding tickets. I don’t care what they say, there is a quota. Bah.
With all the emotional stress of being a state trooper, *rolls eyes* Tolman began making new friends and chatting online. He found a new “friend†who was a actually a detective posing as a 14-year-old girl.  They chatted for two months, he messaged her daily. He soon became comfortable, which is putting it nicely, with this “girlâ€. Investigators state that Tolman began to send her graphic sex photos and describe what he wanted to do sexually when they met.  Personally, I don’t think he could find it had he met the real thing.
Police didn’t even know Tolman was a trooper until he sent a photo of himself in uniform. That certainly got their attention and he went straight to the head of the class. He was arrested at his home FridayFriday reviews
morning and taken to Weld County jail on suspicion of sexual exploitation of a child and Internet-luring of a child. The “Tolmanator†is now on paid administrative leave.
I have to question the hiring standards of Colorado DPS. How did Tolman slip through the cracks and become a trooper? What about his height to weight ratio? Surely he didn’t gain an extra hundred pounds just dragging the sack since he got out of the academy seven months ago. How in the hell did he get past his psych review and polygraph?
7:32 pm on July 27th, 2008
This is, uh, well, hold on a minute, let me get a grip.
IS THIS FAT FUCK SO FUCKING DELUSIONAL THAT HE THINKS THAT PHOTO WILL ENHANCE HIS CHANCE TO HOOK UP?!
WITH A 14 YEAR OLD GIRL?!
Oh mother of Jesus. Man. Folks, that ain’t no Joshua Brother.
Sorry about the caps
7:46 pm on July 27th, 2008
fuckin heyzoose………….They dont even make a hat big enough to fit that shit fucks head!!!
7:49 pm on July 27th, 2008
He didn’t want sex with 14 year old girls, he eats them.
10:22 pm on July 27th, 2008
He looks relatively good before addition of the chins. He’s got a picture in Army uniform – must be National Guard. (The pixie hat makes him looks pointy headed.) How can the ANG and the troopers let him look like a porky pig? They don’t have to worry about it now, I guess.
One poem on his blogs ends with:
With each turn I take
A lesson I shall learn
He’s gonna get dizzy from the turnin’ he’s doing and all the learnin’ this lesson is giving him.
10:52 pm on July 27th, 2008
Ok, I just snorted soda up my nose!! Lol…….
12:16 am on July 28th, 2008
A fucking cop…..piece of shit motherfucker, out busting people for crimes when he is a fucking criminal himself. Ewwwwww Goddammit, that fat bastard!
Fuck you Trooper Tolman, right up your fat fucking ass!
12:45 am on July 28th, 2008
Hippie Dear, could you expand on how you really feel here?
R
12:58 am on July 28th, 2008
Damn, has pretty eyes. Blue…….Let’s cut his wieney off.
2:07 am on July 28th, 2008
Hey now I am sure that some girl out there where he was patroling gave him a blowjob to get out of a ticket.. well…. maybe not..lol
3:06 am on July 28th, 2008
Cat this Tolmanator is Quacking me up.
Maybe the height weight ratio in that part of Colorado is justified due to the cold temperatures… That reminds me of a Yogi Hat.
So where did he lure this 14 yr old – sounds like entrapment… Does the 14 yr old cop impersonators watch all My space accts ? Wonder what inspired the relationship from the beginning.
My b/f’s used to tell me all the time too what they were going to do with me
– They seemed to be into the normal guy stuff too.
When does the lying about your age on my space STOP! If we have cops setting bad examples o_O
10:07 am on July 28th, 2008
yikes please dont tell me there is a soul out there with sympathy for this sick fuck…. must not have kids urself……And it is not entrapment! Police use specific tactics in a operation such as this one that are generated specifically NOT to constitute entrapment. The guy 9 times outa ten is the fuckin initiator anyhow…. and ya my boyfriend used to e mail me all kinda of lovy dovy shit but I wasnt 14 nore did I say I was!! shouldnt matter whether the person lies about their age or not.. as soon as he saw those digits he should have got his ass outa dodge!!! fuckin pedophile!!!
11:50 am on July 28th, 2008
Perhaps he was hoping that it’s true that women (uh, children) are dazzled by a uniform.
Put it in a bun with ketchup and let him eat it!
7:13 am on July 29th, 2008
sympathy not hardly… just makes ya wonder – are there “fake my spaces owners” that go around trying to round up a 20 year old… to date them just so they can make their quota… I can see where it can be twisted.
when is it right to lie about your age if your 14 and say your 21 like Alisha Dean http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/05/21/alisha-dean-doesnt-look-or-act-13/ or if your a cop and get paid to say your 14 … I went and looked at his my space – does seem normal altho I don’t see anything that would of triggered an investigation. I realize they probably cleaned up whatever it was
Truly sometimes the LE goes too far – I do want them to protect our Children no doubt – please do !!! Surely there was an informer or a parent that started the investigation.
otherwise……….
For a cop to impersonate and initiate a relationship would be wrong.
7:45 am on July 29th, 2008
Cops don’t need to run around digging up these guys. They’re brainless flockers.
http://www.rockymountainnews.com/news/2008/jul/26/trooper-arrested-in-net-sting/
The Tolmantor was one of several arrested so far that approached a detective posing as a 14yo in a chat room.
“50 to 100 more men are still messaging [the detective] under the assumption that she’s 14.
But he said limited resources are holding him back from making arrests.”
A couple years ago, just to see what would happen, I went into a chat as a 15yo girl. Within 5 minutes and with not even a line of chat typed, I had over 10 “adult” men IM me and 2 of them started with vulgar pickup lines. End of experiment. It was scary as hell.
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