
LONGVIEW, Wash - 20-year-old Donald Joe Zeller decided he wanted to sell his MP3 player. That was his first mistake. He put up an ad on Craig’s List. The buyer expected it to be blank. Zeller’s second mistake was not to have erased all his child porn before selling it. Bummer. But wait, it gets worse than that.
After the new owner contacted authorities, cops hauled Zeller’s fat ass down to the station and gave him the third degree. When presented with the evidence against him, he broke down and admitted his sick fantasies about children. He confessed that he had sexually assaulted a 14-year-old foster child living in his home.
A tearful Zeller, I am going to assume he was crying like a bitch by then, cos he looks like a total pussy, further confessed to sexually assaulting his dog. He has pictures of three dogs on his MySpace. That is where you can find his fugly drag queen, minus wig photo. Argh… my eyes! Judging by that photo Zeller is going to be a big hit with all the Bubbas in cell block D. Maybe he will find his true sexual calling, on his knees, and never force himself on kids and dogs again.
Zeller has been charged with second-degree rape of a child, indecent exposure and possessing child pornography. Mom Zeller is naturally upset to find out her baby boy has been involved in all these lewd and unnatural activities. She refused to speak on camera. She should borrow a night stick from a cop and beat his ass. Bah…





























25 responses so far ↓
1
Morbid
Jul 26, 2008 at 6:40 pm -Added video. What a monument of failure this guy is. Oh, and Sophie Soong…call me.
2
SoUncool
Jul 26, 2008 at 6:54 pm -“he should have his stuff chopped off” - ha ha ha fucking ha! Oh and Mark Ross, DON’T call me. Dude looks like Data (Brent Spiner) from Star Trek. Just saying.
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impqueen
Jul 26, 2008 at 6:58 pm -His poor mom. She actually said she was sick to her stomach, that she only wanted to help kids, not have them hurt. Kudos to her for not pulling a Cindy Anthony.
By the way, I really wanna give a big thanks to Unamused Cat, who is writing a fair amount of our recent front page content. UCat, you are the bomb!
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Unamused Cat
Jul 26, 2008 at 7:34 pm -So when do I get my first paycheck? =)
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Morbid
Jul 26, 2008 at 7:52 pm -Right after Imp gets hers.
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Dakota Valkyrie
Jul 26, 2008 at 10:05 pm -Instead of the usual lame “I can’t believe it! He seemed so nice!” crap, the video actually has someone that wants Zeller’s junk chopped off and and another who said you can’t put on TV what should happen to this guy. The reporters voice seemed to have a drip of disgust in it when he had to say “had sexual contact with his dog“.
I think the news editor or reporters at that station have been hanging out at the Dreamin’ Demon. They snuck into the broadcast what they could.
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Lizard
Jul 26, 2008 at 11:41 pm -Amen! And just for the record, “Bah.” Lizard hearts UCat!
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Lizard
Jul 26, 2008 at 11:43 pm -BTW, thanks, Morbid, got it in the mail today. Finally, the down payment on my new Jag!
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WryBread
Jul 26, 2008 at 11:49 pm -What a disgusting thing to discover about your son. He’s been dressing up like a bald woman, molesting your foster child, and screwing the dog and collecting pup porn.
I think I would feel that I had wasted my life if the child I raised turned out like this one.
10
WTF
Jul 26, 2008 at 11:55 pm -LMAO, my thoughts exactly.
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WryBread
Jul 26, 2008 at 11:59 pm -A Bubbku:
A social loser
Dates himself as bald fat girl
And the family dog.
12
Hippiepoet
Jul 27, 2008 at 5:08 am -And just what in the fuck are you smoking, sister? We all know Morbid is a broke bastard…..he spends all his money on cheap porn, bad wine, Japanese hookers & and well ya know….he pays child support on all those damn kids. Pfffft a Jag….*insert snorty laughter here* LOL
And one more thing, Donald you are a nasty fucker. Your poor mother, your poor victims. If I were you, I’d cut my dick off.
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impqueen
Jul 27, 2008 at 5:10 am -I call dibs on the 1956 XK120 roadster. Just sayin’.
14
Dopie
Jul 27, 2008 at 7:44 am -Just where would one find a plaid bustier in fat fuck size??
What.a.fucking.sick.moron…..
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Abroad
Jul 27, 2008 at 9:32 am -I wouldn’t actually hold the dressing up as a bald woman against him…… and I hope his mother would be OK with that, too.
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bogustoo
Jul 27, 2008 at 10:37 am -Obviously, not anywhere WE would shop!
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WryBread
Jul 27, 2008 at 1:04 pm -Sorry, I’m not ever going to be happy about discovering that one of my kids has a clothing fetish, whether it’s to fuck shoes, cross-dress, or steal panties.
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Abroad
Jul 27, 2008 at 5:22 pm -Well, there is not happy, and then there is heart-sick. I should hope you would not be heart-sick over something your child did that harmed noone. For the record I’ve no kids of my own; but should I ever be so blessed stealing panties would not be OK with me either. (Lord knows I have had enough stolen myself.) They might fuck shoes as long as they stay away from mine.
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WryBread
Jul 27, 2008 at 5:38 pm -Nope, I just can’t get that pc. I would be heartsick to know that my child had such a sexual twist.
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Athena
Jul 28, 2008 at 1:50 pm -Ah, to dream. If you dream to own a Jag, you should dream that they are reliable with inexpensive parts, too. If the upfront costs don’t kill you, maintenance sure will. Of course, the same could be said of all British cars. I think it’s what makes them sexy. Unlike American or Japanese sportscars, only the truely wealthy can own British sportscars. :p
Human sexuality is strange stuff. I hate to say it, but, I feel like a human being that displays ANY significant sexual deviance is probably more prone to destructive behavior. That doesn’t mean they will, of course. But, I’d be curious to see the results of a study that measured the rates of pedophilia amoung those who identified themselves as homosexual compared to heterosexuals, or the rates of sexual assault among those who report legitimate fetishes compared to those who report none, for example.
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Abroad
Jul 28, 2008 at 3:43 pm -Sort of saying (and I know you said it didn’t mean it would necessarily follow) that because they have the imagination to have a few kinks, they are more likely to have the imagination to have illegal ones as well?
My hypothesis would be entirely the opposite: I suspect that people who are conscious, responsible fetishists are less likely to commit crimes because they have more self-knowledge and are not so repressed. It is all about play-acting with like-minded consenting adults, and if anything I should think that having a legitimate outlet for their desires would stop them from transgressing, whatever you or I may privately think about those desires.
We shall just have to wait for someone to do the research, shan’t we?
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Mandella
Jul 28, 2008 at 4:14 pm -I’m with you on this Abroad. I would expect that those who repress such tendencies are more likely to act out in a criminal fashion, while I would expect more responsible behavior from those who are “out.”
Also, what is a deviance, technically? Who sets the bar? I think, as long as you’re not hurting anyone (who doesn’t want to be hurt, that is), it’s all good - shoe fucking, bondage, cross-dressing, candle wax on the nippes, orgies, whatever! Dogs and kids are NOT ok, though. Not at all.
I would be interested to see the results of such a study, though. I’d also be afraid of it leading to a belief in some causality.
23
sayitloud
Jul 28, 2008 at 6:26 pm -Oh goodie!! He’s still locked up, I can take my dogs back outside once again..*wipes sweat off forehead*
He is so sick, not only do we have to watch out for our children, but we now have too watch out for our animals as well…
sad but true…
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Athena
Jul 28, 2008 at 6:49 pm -This is where things can get sticky, Abroad, Mandella. I’m talking legitimate mental deviance. I’m not talking about the girl who likes getting tied up every now and again.
In pop culture, the term “fetish” has become diluted and “deviant” has developed negative connotation. In the context of this discussion, psychologically, a person with a fetish is generally unable to attain sexual gratification in the absence of object x, and “deviant” simply means “having deviated from the norm”. We’re not talking about people with a preference, folks. We’re talking about a legitimate compulsion. Hardwiring, as I like to put it. Whether we like to admit it or not, common deviations from the norm tend to share similarities. I reckon that, as genetic research becomes even more pervasive, we will discover even more similarity.
What controls sexual orientation? There are a few basic variations, including heterosexual, homosexual, transgendered, pedophile, fetish sufferers, etc. Are these all variations of the same gene? Gene sequence? If all these tendencies are determined by separate genes, does one deviant gene increase the likelihood of another deviant gene being present?
Obviously, I’m no geneticist. Hell, I probably have just enough information about the matter to be dangerous. But that’s why I’m trying to avoid making statements and, instead, try to pose questions. I don’t know yet, and I’m not sure anyone knows yet. But, if I had to take a guess…
Edit: “I’d also be afraid of it leading to a belief in some causality.”
Oh, I definitely would, too. That’s why I try not to speak too strongly about the subject. No matter what correlation may exist, an individual is an individual is an individual. Still, I’m afraid that the fear to encounter some correlation, even a weak one, could be the reason for the lack of research (and availability of results). If there’s one thing I can’t support, it’s hiding information simply because you’re afraid of how it’ll be used. It’s a reasonable fear, but one that shouldn’t be acted on.
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WryBread
Aug 3, 2008 at 6:19 am -I can’t believe that there isn’t something fundamentally damaged about people who have a sexual compulsion toward objects. Whether it’s dressing up in clothes of the other gender, taking shoes out on dates, stealing underwear, screwing stuffed animals (furries), and so forth, it’s all sad stuff.
It would make me very sad if my kids has such compulsions. It is hard enough to find a loving partner in life without having to search out one from the much smaller pool of candidates who share an odd fetish. And while some find a partner who tolerates the deviance, it must be somewhat hard to know that you compete with a pair of high heels or a stuffed teddy bear for your lover’s sexual attention. And then there is the question of how the couple’s kids might feel when it comes out that Dad likes to relax and masturbate in pantyhose and a bra. And that stuff is hard to conceal forever.
But for all I know, in this case Grandma may have smiled widely and taken him out to buy a new lipstick and wig. People do feel differently about this stuff.
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