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Elissa Easterling Is A Liar

July 21, 2008 by Unamused Cat · 14 Comments
Filed under: Assault, Rape 

Pocono Pines, PA - Elissa Easterling, 27, is a damn liar. Not only does she lie about her age on MySpace, shaving four years off her true age, she tells life altering lies to the police. By the way Elissa, you soooo don’t look 23, more like 43.

It seems Easterling was in need of some attention or just some good old fashioned revenge. She and her boyfriend had broken up months ago. I am going to venture a guess that he got a clue and beat feet. Hoping to add a little drama to her life, and a little misery to his, she went to the police to file a protective order. It didn’t matter that he had been keeping the hell away from her in the first place. Payback can be hell when you have a crazy ex-girlfriend.

Easterling went to Pocono Mountain Regional Police, reporting that her ex-boyfriend had assaulted her on two occasions, raping her once. She testified under oath and the order was granted. After a month long investigation, the ex was cleared by alibi. It was determined that his psycho ex, Easterling,  had filed a false report. When confronted, she admitted to making up all accusations, saying she has “problems”. I think that might be an understatement.  *rolls eyes* Police arrested her lying ass, charging her with perjury and making false reports. I am sure her ex is breathing a sigh of relief. He should get a order of protection on her crazy ass. Bah…

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14 Responses to “Elissa Easterling Is A Liar”
  1. Wicked says:

    Her current MySpace mood is “exhausted”. All that lying just zaps the energy right out of you, huh? Niiiiice. What a fucktard.

  2. sweet_misery says:

    23? She wishes. LMAO

  3. Hippiepoet says:

    Fuck I’m 43 and the cunt looks older than me. Just saying.

    I hate a lying motherfucker. Glad the dude was cleared.

  4. Gilbrit says:

    23 is her IQ
    She misunderstood the question **giggle**

  5. lapsus.lingua says:

    Jesus. And women wonder why men fear intimacy. They have to, out of self-defense! They’ve come to learn that if they trust a woman and form a relationship with her, then discover she’s not The One, they may have something like THIS coming as some form of demented “payback” for breaking up with her. Sadly, there are a lot of psycho women out there.
    The mixed messages women send men don’t help, either. If a man compliments a womans hair or clothing at work, it’s “sexual harrassment”. If they don’t, they are “cold and insensitive”. Sheesh.

  6. Wonder says:

    my space says (private) ……… ~*Lis*~ happy to be home…..

    She can only blame herself She will be Happy to be on house arrest with a monitored anklebracklet ya think… she can paint her nails!

    girls and guys remember do background checks before dating this one !!!

  7. WryBread says:

    Can we get a pic of the guy? If he’s as cute as the high school history teacher who had a similar dirty trick played on him by an exgf, I’m going to offer him some personal comforting!

  8. Athena says:

    False reporting, when it comes to rape, should be a felony charge. These cunts who lie about being raped not only hurt their accuser, but every single woman who will ever report rape, only to not be taken seriously. “Problems” don’t excuse shit, and the justice system is doing us all a disservice for letting women off easy for this kind of bullshit.

  9. Mandella says:
    False reporting, when it comes to rape, should be a felony charge. These cunts who lie about being raped not only hurt their accuser, but every single woman who will ever report rape, only to not be taken seriously. “Problems” don’t excuse shit, and the justice system is doing us all a disservice for letting women off easy for this kind of bullshit.

    Amen, Athena.

  10. Lilbay says:

    Now her profile says do not believe everything you read. LOL funny comment considering she is the one saying it. LOL

    What is it about some woman who just can not accept their darn ages.

  11. WryBread says:
    False reporting, when it comes to rape, should be a felony charge. These cunts who lie about being raped not only hurt their accuser, but every single woman who will ever report rape, only to not be taken seriously. “Problems” don’t excuse shit, and the justice system is doing us all a disservice for letting women off easy for this kind of bullshit.

    Y0u are so right!

  12. thepooh5 says:
    False reporting, when it comes to rape, should be a felony charge. These cunts who lie about being raped not only hurt their accuser, but every single woman who will ever report rape, only to not be taken seriously. “Problems” don’t excuse shit, and the justice system is doing us all a disservice for letting women off easy for this kind of bullshit.

    100% agreed - it should be a felony. Too many women/girls are not believed because of lying bitches like this.

  13. Rory28 says:

    I have a friend who has not been able to see his child in over 5yrs,he goes to court,she gets ORDERED to let him see the kid…he see’s her once,or twice…and than BOOM…mom changes her phone number,or moves away,or simply lies,saying HE isnt keeping up on his end…He payed child support to this women for 3yrs without EVER seeing his child…Gone to court 3+ times,and physically just CAN’T go thru it anymore,but at the same time,feels like DYING without having his blood daughter in his life…and i have had this friend for over 2 yrs,and in 28yrs of life,he is the BEST friend i have EVER met… And every damn day i see unfit parents of ALLL sexes and types,and because of something just like this,”blind revenge” someone has vilified an amazing person… So now a child can thank there mom for maybe never getting to know her father again…A father who NEVER knew his OWN father,and VOWED to NEVER let that happen if he had his own children…:-/…

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