Sacramento, CA - Kelly Wayne Pecor is a 45-year-old registered child sex offender living in Sacramento, California. Whereas Pecor has annoyed and molested children in the past, he has since turned to his sister’s 5-month-old bulldog, “Chateau”, for perverse puppy pleasure. Looking like a stray mongrel, perhaps Pecor thought his attentions would be welcomed, or at least tolerated, and best reason of all, dogs don’t kiss and tell like pesky lil’ kids are wont to do.
Whether it was his first or hundredth time of giving the dog his bone, Pecor got careless and swept up in the moment. He didn’t notice when his sister arrived home. Imagine her disgust when she walked into the room and found her brother sexually assaulting her precious puppy. I have to give the sister kudos for not tolerating a dog fucker, even if he is her brother. She put his scroungy ass under ‘citizens’ arrest and called the police. He is now behind bars facing a charge of sexual assault on an animal.
I hope that Kelly Pecor is now Big Bubba’s pet doggy, and I ain’t just a woofin’.
19 responses so far ↓
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impqueen
Jul 16, 2008 at 10:47 am -UCat, welcome to the front page!
You had this as a draft and I was just fixing a couple technical things and accidentally published it - so I really hope you were finished with it
Looks great!
Oh, and ew. Bulldogs are sweet, but not THAT sweet. Thanks for not posting photographic evidence.
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Lizard
Jul 16, 2008 at 10:58 am -Nice job, UCat! Now that you hit the FP, sit! Stay!
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Kathy
Jul 16, 2008 at 12:00 pm -LMAO!!!
FUNNIEST. LINE. EVAR!!!
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Unamused Cat
Jul 16, 2008 at 12:42 pm -The is fine Imp. That was pretty much it.
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Hippiepoet
Jul 16, 2008 at 12:55 pm -Really Lizard, I didn’t think you liked any competition? *wink, wink & sticks out my fucking tongue* Goddammit Lizard, my ass is still raw from your butt whooping.
U Cat….U rock. Great story & I have to agree with Kathy…the boning line….fucking priceless, sister.
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Lizard
Jul 16, 2008 at 1:07 pm -[shaking head sadly] I will be atoning the rest of my life.
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Athena
Jul 16, 2008 at 1:11 pm -From kids to dogs…This man has exhibited severe deviation and the inevitability that he will reoffend in one capacity or another. These are the individuals who should stay locked up forever.
Incidentally, why would you name a dog after a type of building? Just odd.
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Hippiepoet
Jul 16, 2008 at 1:21 pm -Ahhh darling I love you, just gotta get a few pokes in there once in awhile until my ass heals up. *hugs* btw when we meet, I am not squeezing your boobies, no not just that…. I am gonna grip them hard, kiss you on your lips, smack your ass & hope everyone in the restaurant sees me. muahahahhahahha
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thepooh5
Jul 16, 2008 at 1:26 pm -Hippie you bring so many smiles and laughs to me with your ORIGINAL wit. I love it.
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Hippiepoet
Jul 16, 2008 at 1:31 pm -Okay Pooh, when we meet, you get boobie squeezing and hugs….and shitfire I gotta grab your ass, baby!!!…..oh fuck and rub our naked tummies next to each other…..I cannot wait!!!
Hip loves the Pooh
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Lizard
Jul 16, 2008 at 1:40 pm -I’m not trying to age myself prematurely, but this would be an instance in which I’d want to be a white-haired frail old lady all dressed in polyester creeping forward with my walker. And I’m want someone to take video, cuz that would be some funny shit right there.
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Lizard
Jul 16, 2008 at 1:42 pm -Yeah, they could’ve changed one letter and turned it into a hat.
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thepooh5
Jul 16, 2008 at 2:01 pm -Me neither and right back at ya.
*pooh, tapping foot in anticipation, checking calender for first available meeting*
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maryhaze
Jul 16, 2008 at 6:34 pm -can i please let all my german shepherds take care of this asswipe? please????
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Lizard
Jul 17, 2008 at 2:03 am -I say HELL YEAH. Both of my dogs are females, and they bring a great deal of joy to my life. I’m cool on a GS biting off the dick of some guy who decides either or both is fuckable. Can we arrange that?
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maryhaze
Jul 17, 2008 at 3:33 pm -14 of my 16 house dogs are male & most of them are mean as hell. they’ll bite off his dick before they rip out his throat.
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Peeperann
Jul 17, 2008 at 4:09 pm -What is up with these people? It says he’s a sex offender, did I miss it or do we know what kind? (other than poor puppies, ewwww) Also yay for sis……..
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kimbunny
Jul 18, 2008 at 9:30 pm -He’ll go to prison and then the parole board will let him out…these weird sicko’s CANNOT be rehabilitated. Just take them outside and shoot them, it will save us millions in the end and will take one less child and animal rapists off the streets. Wonder what he said to his lawyer? Lawyers that defend these creeps have some screws loose as well!
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sabella
Sep 20, 2008 at 3:00 pm -OH SICK!!!! That guy is SCARRRRRRYYYYY looking!!! POOR DOG!! HOPEFULLY, she’s alright!! Glad the sister called the cops!!! What a PERVERT!!! He NEEDS to be put AWAY FOREVER!!!!
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