Kelly Pecor Is A Puppy Pervert
July 16, 2008 by Unamused
Sacramento, CA - Kelly Wayne Pecor is a 45-year-old registered child sex offender living in Sacramento, California. Whereas Pecor has annoyed and molested children in the past, he has since turned to his sister’s 5-month-old bulldog, “Chateau”, for perverse puppy pleasure. Looking like a stray mongrel, perhaps Pecor thought his attentions would be welcomed, or at least tolerated, and best reason of all, dogs don’t kiss and tell like pesky lil’ kids are wont to do.
Whether it was his first or hundredth time of giving the dog his bone, Pecor got careless and swept up in the moment. He didn’t notice when his sister arrived home. Imagine her disgust when she walked into the room and found her brother sexually assaulting her precious puppy. I have to give the sister kudos for not tolerating a dog fucker, even if he is her brother. She put his scroungy ass under ‘citizens’ arrest and called the police. He is now behind bars facing a charge of sexual assault on an animal.
I hope that Kelly Pecor is now Big Bubba’s pet doggy, and I ain’t just a woofin’.
10:47 am on July 16th, 2008
UCat, welcome to the front page!
You had this as a draft and I was just fixing a couple technical things and accidentally published it – so I really hope you were finished with it
Looks great!
Oh, and ew. Bulldogs are sweet, but not THAT sweet. Thanks for not posting photographic evidence.
10:58 am on July 16th, 2008
Nice job, UCat! Now that you hit the FP, sit! Stay!
12:00 pm on July 16th, 2008
LMAO!!!
FUNNIEST. LINE. EVAR!!!
12:42 pm on July 16th, 2008
The is fine Imp. That was pretty much it.
12:55 pm on July 16th, 2008
Really Lizard, I didn’t think you liked any competition? *wink, wink & sticks out my fucking tongue* Goddammit Lizard, my ass is still raw from your butt whooping.
U Cat….U rock. Great story & I have to agree with Kathy…the boning line….fucking priceless, sister.
1:07 pm on July 16th, 2008
[shaking head sadly] I will be atoning the rest of my life.
1:11 pm on July 16th, 2008
From kids to dogs…This man has exhibited severe deviation and the inevitability that he will reoffend in one capacity or another. These are the individuals who should stay locked up forever.
Incidentally, why would you name a dog after a type of building? Just odd.
1:21 pm on July 16th, 2008
Ahhh darling I love you, just gotta get a few pokes in there once in awhile until my ass heals up. *hugs* btw when we meet, I am not squeezing your boobies, no not just that…. I am gonna grip them hard, kiss you on your lips, smack your ass & hope everyone in the restaurant sees me. muahahahhahahha
1:26 pm on July 16th, 2008
Hippie you bring so many smiles and laughs to me with your ORIGINAL wit. I love it.
1:31 pm on July 16th, 2008
Okay Pooh, when we meet, you get boobie squeezing and hugs….and shitfire I gotta grab your ass, baby!!!…..oh fuck and rub our naked tummies next to each other…..I cannot wait!!!
Hip loves the Pooh
1:40 pm on July 16th, 2008
I’m not trying to age myself prematurely, but this would be an instance in which I’d want to be a white-haired frail old lady all dressed in polyester creeping forward with my walker. And I’m want someone to take video, cuz that would be some funny shit right there.
1:42 pm on July 16th, 2008
Yeah, they could’ve changed one letter and turned it into a hat.
2:01 pm on July 16th, 2008
Me neither and right back at ya.
*pooh, tapping foot in anticipation, checking calender for first available meeting*
6:34 pm on July 16th, 2008
can i please let all my german shepherds take care of this asswipe? please????
2:03 am on July 17th, 2008
I say HELL YEAH. Both of my dogs are females, and they bring a great deal of joy to my life. I’m cool on a GS biting off the dick of some guy who decides either or both is fuckable. Can we arrange that?
3:33 pm on July 17th, 2008
14 of my 16 house dogs are male & most of them are mean as hell. they’ll bite off his dick before they rip out his throat.
4:09 pm on July 17th, 2008
What is up with these people? It says he’s a sex offender, did I miss it or do we know what kind? (other than poor puppies, ewwww) Also yay for sis……..
9:30 pm on July 18th, 2008
He’ll go to prison and then the parole board will let him out…these weird sicko’s CANNOT be rehabilitated. Just take them outside and shoot them, it will save us millions in the end and will take one less child and animal rapists off the streets. Wonder what he said to his lawyer? Lawyers that defend these creeps have some screws loose as well!
3:00 pm on September 20th, 2008
OH SICK!!!! That guy is SCARRRRRRYYYYY looking!!! POOR DOG!! HOPEFULLY, she’s alright!! Glad the sister called the cops!!! What a PERVERT!!! He NEEDS to be put AWAY FOREVER!!!!
4:56 am on February 10th, 2009
a small pick axe may not be noticed hidden inside one’s pants covered by an overcoat. If one were well versed in the martial arts and where exactly to strike, the former wouldn’t be needed. Since most don’t have this knowledge let’s go with the pick axe. With a moderate smile and non-nonchalant stride to the step, nearing kelly peckerhead a good hard uppercut swing to the genitals (aim high lest you miss altogether). “Vengeance is mine sayeth the Lord!” Send this beast back to hell where he belongs!!!
6:45 am on February 10th, 2009
A FAST FORWARD of Nicholas Pinto in 20 years from now. See, this old fart has a long ‘rap sheet’ going years and years back. These pervs only progress; pretty much like a bullet to the head of society (or his).
6:54 am on February 10th, 2009
Heard that!!!
7:09 am on February 10th, 2009
Just one more thought…. is that last name pronounced “Pecker”?? No biggie just curious….cuz that would explain A LOT!
lol
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