James Island, SC - You know how sometimes a group of guys will see a movie, and then later decide to reenact same in the drive-thru lane at the local fast food joint? No?  Okay, maybe that’s just in my town, but whatever. It happens so rarely, and usually it’s a scene from Porky’s or something.  But Gary Eastwood, 38, is a movie reenactment connoisseur. He also gets a little drive-through rage at the BK.
On Tuesday, while waiting in the drive-through at his local Burger King, Eastwood suddenly hit the gas on his truck and rear-ended Tommy Easterling’s car. Apparently the James Island BK sorts people alphabetically in the drive-through.
Easterling was understandably pissed and got out of his car. Then Eastwood got out of his truck, there was an altercation, and at the end of it Gary Eastwood spit out Tommy Easterling’s nose onto the ground. Oh yes he did. Guy went all Hannibal Lecter, got up in his face, and BIT HIS NOSE OFF.   Nobody told Gary Eastwood that the real Hannibal Lecter would never go to a Burger King, but I guess you gotta use what you know, right?
Deputies arrived to find Easterling wounded with a gaping, bloody hole in his face, and Eastwood uninjured, but very bloody around the mouth.  Easterling’s nose was located in the parking lot, and taken with him to the hospital. I haven’t heard yet whether the nose can be reattached.
Eastwood got even weirder in the patrol car. On the way to jail, he told deputies he’d bitten off Easterling’s nose because he was “at war”, and talked about how much he enjoyed the taste of blood. Overall, he seemed pretty pleased with himself. No word on whether he got his Double Whopper Value Meal.
Gary Eastwood is being held at the Charleston County Jail on $100,000 bond. He is charged with “assault of a high and aggravated nature”. Which begs the question – how high was he, really?
8:18 am on July 11th, 2008
Really this guy had to be pretty high or very hungry. : ) sorry I just had to say it. Seriously God the poor other guy I hope will recover soon.
8:42 am on July 11th, 2008
He’s got nice eyes. Wait, WUH, no thanks Mr Nose chomping scary man. I think I’ll pass and go directly to GO. You enjoy your nostril snacking and I’ll be over here. Backing away VERY very very slowly.
Who the hell does this? I know, I know. Gary Eastwood does this.
8:46 am on July 11th, 2008
uummm–ooohkay
8:56 am on July 11th, 2008
My Uncle bit a guys nose & ear off in an altercation at a bar. I have the clipping from the paper.
I could never get that enraged to bite off someones body parts…just saying. Well maybe it may be genetic?
8:58 am on July 11th, 2008
Holy shit. He bit off his nose. Man, some people can show scars of stab wounds, gunshot wounds, maybe some slash marks from a boxcutter, but DAYUM. This guy will be showing a huge hole in his face!
Note to Mr. Eastwood though. Biting during fighting is a pussy move. Only little bitches and 4 year olds do that.
9:02 am on July 11th, 2008
lol-all I saw was “I have the clipping from”-lol I don’t think I would want to meet your uncle
9:15 am on July 11th, 2008
Man I hope this guy never gets a girlfriend, he would bring a whole new meaning to nibbling on your dates ear.
9:51 am on July 11th, 2008
I can hardly visualize the image of a nose bitten off without cringing, so I gotta take this time out to give props to doctors. I could never do it, man.
10:01 am on July 11th, 2008
Got some video added. Doesn’t give much more detail, but it does have an eyewitness account and mention that Easterling has been into surgery once, and that he has to go back in two weeks. Sounds as if they got his nose re-attached.
10:39 am on July 11th, 2008
TJ, why didn’t you stop this from happening? You could have made the guy’s teeth fall out so the victim just got a nasty gumming.
It seems they reattached the guy’s nose. He’s lucky. I read an article once in which the man’s nose was bitten off and swallowed! They had to build a new nose for that guy with a loop of transplanted skin that grew to his forehead, then they swung it down to cover his nose. It was a little different color than the rest of his face. But better than two gaping noseholes.
11:13 am on July 11th, 2008
Let’s not even think about getting some oral from this crazy fuck….
Why the hell he run into the dude in the first place?
Oh, yeah he’s a crazy Fuck.
11:39 am on July 11th, 2008
Pretty good lookin’ for a cannibal. If it was meth, I’m glad they caught him before it was able to do any real damage to his appearance.
11:53 am on July 11th, 2008
I concur. No messing up his pretty face.
OH NO! I feel dirty now.
3:13 pm on July 11th, 2008
“I concur. No messing up his pretty face.
OH NO! I feel dirty now.”
Dirty Dirty Girl!
I have nothing to say except I hope Easterling go a few good blows on this guy!
4:04 pm on July 11th, 2008
What a crazy F. Guess he couldn’t wait for that damn BK burger!
4:22 pm on July 11th, 2008
That’s it! He blew his nose on him, that’s what set him off.
Makes as much sense as any fuggin thing else.
I had a friend (he is dead now) that got half his nose bit off by a dog. Left side, normal nose. Right side just a hole. Stupid fucker should know better than to stick his face in the face of a puppy that does not know him. He was crazy like that.
Same friend got stopped on night after drinking a HALF GALLON of W.L. Weller and passed the field sobriety test. He died of cirrhosis of the liver before he was 30.
R
9:05 pm on July 11th, 2008
My thoughts exactly! I wonder if he pulled his hair too.
10:32 pm on July 11th, 2008
This is why handsome men are soooo much worse than beautiful women. Beautiful women always have someone telling them they’re not that hot, but handsome men only have a chorus telling them how fantastic they are. And also, that it’s okay to eat faces.
6:19 am on July 12th, 2008
Unreal! I’m late I’m late for an important date ? Eastwood, 38 fucking years old… no patiences so why get in the drive thru line to begin with…. sadly enough … bet the dude has children… nearly adults…. what a great rolemodel for his family! Doesn’t he look so Proud in that pix?
you really made me laugh with this line…
My wish for Easterling that he has no scarring and gets a big fat check from victims of crime…. wrong place at the wrong time surely bites ! get well soon
— thanks for the lesson if I get rearended I will remain in my car and call 911… i won’t be getting out.
9:58 am on July 12th, 2008
Wow, this is a weird one. I don’t find this man to be that attractive, I’m really picky…the only good thing I can see is he has relatively decent hair.
Perhaps I’d find him to be more attractive if he didn’t you know…um…bite some guy’s nose off?
10:32 am on July 12th, 2008
OMG-Mamma- I was thinking the same thing when I saw his eyes. LOL That is too funny. I was trying to figure out if they were gray or blue.
What a weirdo. EWWWWWW
11:27 am on July 12th, 2008
He has unusually high ears. That’s enough to scare me off. The ice blue eyes and slightly pouty lips don’t overcome The Sign Of The Ears.
9:34 am on July 13th, 2008
He has an ugly mole under his mouth. Maybe it’s a suppressed twin that drives him to bite, bite, bite the noses of the damned.
I wouldn’t mind some BK fries with Zesty sauce right now. It’s the sauce that usually comes w/ the onion rings. I recommend it.
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