Gary Eastwood Went Hannibal At The BK
James Island, SC - You know how sometimes a group of guys will see a movie, and then later decide to reenact same in the drive-thru lane at the local fast food joint? No?  Okay, maybe that’s just in my town, but whatever. It happens so rarely, and usually it’s a scene from Porky’s or something.  But Gary Eastwood, 38, is a movie reenactment connoisseur. He also gets a little drive-through rage at the BK.
On Tuesday, while waiting in the drive-through at his local Burger King, Eastwood suddenly hit the gas on his truck and rear-ended Tommy Easterling’s car. Apparently the James Island BK sorts people alphabetically in the drive-through.
Easterling was understandably pissed and got out of his car. Then Eastwood got out of his truck, there was an altercation, and at the end of it Gary Eastwood spit out Tommy Easterling’s nose onto the ground. Oh yes he did. Guy went all Hannibal Lecter, got up in his face, and BIT HIS NOSE OFF.   Nobody told Gary Eastwood that the real Hannibal Lecter would never go to a Burger King, but I guess you gotta use what you know, right?
Deputies arrived to find Easterling wounded with a gaping, bloody hole in his face, and Eastwood uninjured, but very bloody around the mouth.  Easterling’s nose was located in the parking lot, and taken with him to the hospital. I haven’t heard yet whether the nose can be reattached.
Eastwood got even weirder in the patrol car. On the way to jail, he told deputies he’d bitten off Easterling’s nose because he was “at war”, and talked about how much he enjoyed the taste of blood. Overall, he seemed pretty pleased with himself. No word on whether he got his Double Whopper Value Meal.
Gary Eastwood is being held at the Charleston County Jail on $100,000 bond. He is charged with “assault of a high and aggravated nature”. Which begs the question - how high was he, really?
Really this guy had to be pretty high or very hungry. : ) sorry I just had to say it. Seriously God the poor other guy I hope will recover soon.
He’s got nice eyes. Wait, WUH, no thanks Mr Nose chomping scary man. I think I’ll pass and go directly to GO. You enjoy your nostril snacking and I’ll be over here. Backing away VERY very very slowly.
Who the hell does this? I know, I know. Gary Eastwood does this.
uummm–ooohkay
My Uncle bit a guys nose & ear off in an altercation at a bar. I have the clipping from the paper.
I could never get that enraged to bite off someones body parts…just saying. Well maybe it may be genetic?
Holy shit. He bit off his nose. Man, some people can show scars of stab wounds, gunshot wounds, maybe some slash marks from a boxcutter, but DAYUM. This guy will be showing a huge hole in his face!
Note to Mr. Eastwood though. Biting during fighting is a pussy move. Only little bitches and 4 year olds do that.
lol-all I saw was “I have the clipping from”-lol I don’t think I would want to meet your uncle
Man I hope this guy never gets a girlfriend, he would bring a whole new meaning to nibbling on your dates ear.
I can hardly visualize the image of a nose bitten off without cringing, so I gotta take this time out to give props to doctors. I could never do it, man.
Got some video added. Doesn’t give much more detail, but it does have an eyewitness account and mention that Easterling has been into surgery once, and that he has to go back in two weeks. Sounds as if they got his nose re-attached.
TJ, why didn’t you stop this from happening? You could have made the guy’s teeth fall out so the victim just got a nasty gumming.
It seems they reattached the guy’s nose. He’s lucky. I read an article once in which the man’s nose was bitten off and swallowed! They had to build a new nose for that guy with a loop of transplanted skin that grew to his forehead, then they swung it down to cover his nose. It was a little different color than the rest of his face. But better than two gaping noseholes.
Let’s not even think about getting some oral from this crazy fuck….
Why the hell he run into the dude in the first place?
Oh, yeah he’s a crazy Fuck.
Pretty good lookin’ for a cannibal. If it was meth, I’m glad they caught him before it was able to do any real damage to his appearance.
I concur. No messing up his pretty face.
OH NO! I feel dirty now.
“I concur. No messing up his pretty face.
OH NO! I feel dirty now.”
Dirty Dirty Girl!
I have nothing to say except I hope Easterling go a few good blows on this guy!
What a crazy F. Guess he couldn’t wait for that damn BK burger!
That’s it! He blew his nose on him, that’s what set him off.
Makes as much sense as any fuggin thing else.
I had a friend (he is dead now) that got half his nose bit off by a dog. Left side, normal nose. Right side just a hole. Stupid fucker should know better than to stick his face in the face of a puppy that does not know him. He was crazy like that.
Same friend got stopped on night after drinking a HALF GALLON of W.L. Weller and passed the field sobriety test. He died of cirrhosis of the liver before he was 30.
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My thoughts exactly! I wonder if he pulled his hair too.
This is why handsome men are soooo much worse than beautiful women. Beautiful women always have someone telling them they’re not that hot, but handsome men only have a chorus telling them how fantastic they are. And also, that it’s okay to eat faces.
Unreal! I’m late I’m late for an important date ? Eastwood, 38 fucking years old… no patiences so why get in the drive thru line to begin with…. sadly enough … bet the dude has children… nearly adults…. what a great rolemodel for his family! Doesn’t he look so Proud in that pix?
you really made me laugh with this line…
My wish for Easterling that he has no scarring and gets a big fat check from victims of crime…. wrong place at the wrong time surely bites ! get well soon
— thanks for the lesson if I get rearended I will remain in my car and call 911… i won’t be getting out.
Wow, this is a weird one. I don’t find this man to be that attractive, I’m really picky…the only good thing I can see is he has relatively decent hair.
Perhaps I’d find him to be more attractive if he didn’t you know…um…bite some guy’s nose off?
OMG-Mamma- I was thinking the same thing when I saw his eyes. LOL That is too funny. I was trying to figure out if they were gray or blue.
What a weirdo. EWWWWWW
He has unusually high ears. That’s enough to scare me off. The ice blue eyes and slightly pouty lips don’t overcome The Sign Of The Ears.
He has an ugly mole under his mouth. Maybe it’s a suppressed twin that drives him to bite, bite, bite the noses of the damned.
I wouldn’t mind some BK fries with Zesty sauce right now. It’s the sauce that usually comes w/ the onion rings. I recommend it.