Grand Junction, CO – Christopher Morgan Taylor is a charmer. He’s got the skills to get his lady in the mood for some good old fashioned lovin’. You see, after an evening of heavy petting on the couch, he has the secret to taking it to the next level.
A stun gun.
You read right. A stun gun. What woman could resist? I mean, not exactly the kind of battery operated device I had in mind when I think of a sex toy, but I doubt I could resist…for very long anyway.
Taylor’s girlfriend of nine months reported to law enforcement that he threatened her three times by turning on the stun gun to force her to have sex with him. The third time he turned it on, she hightailed it the hell out of there.
It is reported that Taylor said “I don’t normally do this to anybody, but…,” But what? But, I just can’t take another round of blue balls? Hello? McFly? She’s your girlfriend. You’ve had sex before, you’ll have sex again. Just not tonight. No means no.
Chances are, Taylor won’t be getting some anytime soon. As of this posting, he is being held in the Mesa County Jail on a $60,000 bond. He faces sexual assault and weapons charges.
14 responses so far ↓
1
SoUncool
Jun 27, 2008 at 9:05 am -Great one Kathy! Thanks for front-paging the dumbshit!
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mammasweets
Jun 27, 2008 at 9:11 am -That’s HAWT!
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WryBread
Jun 27, 2008 at 9:29 am -I wonder if they’ll get back together and try couples counseling. I’d love to hear those converations about appropriate ways to indicate that one is “in the mood.”
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majaka
Jun 27, 2008 at 9:42 am -Lord, he just got a great excuse for his act, what a moron….
5
What Would Satan Do
Jun 27, 2008 at 11:15 am -Christopher, Christopher, Christopher…. *shaking head*
You’re too dumb to even understand torture aren’t ya?
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thepooh5
Jun 27, 2008 at 11:41 am -lol
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funkmama
Jun 27, 2008 at 12:12 pm -ROTFLMFAO. Enough said.
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Hippiepoet
Jun 27, 2008 at 12:22 pm -Hahahahahaha.
Christopher, you’re a stupid little bitch….Just saying.
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michelle
Jun 27, 2008 at 2:26 pm -Pussy boy. Hahaha.
You know maybe a low voltage taser could be fun at the moment of
release.
I saw a special oF “Real Sex”. Dude has all kinds of toys that have electrical current in them. The ladies seemed to enjoy themselves.
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Athena
Jun 27, 2008 at 3:14 pm -Taylor’s girlfriend of nine months reported to law enforcement that he threatened her three times by turning on the stun gun to force her to have sex with him. The third time he turned it on, she hightailed it the hell out of there.
The third time? I wonder, are these three separate occasions, or three instances at the same occasion? If it’s the latter, I suppose it’s possible that she thought he was just screwing around the first couple of times. If it’s the former, I have to ask - WTF?
Women need to be less forgiving. There would be far less disparity and death if women made the break the first time shit got uncomfortable.
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Miss. Hill
Jun 27, 2008 at 5:13 pm -Aww I feel so bad for him he didn’t want another round of blue balls cause …he has no hands, he forgot how to use them, they were numb? He couldn’t jerk off and alleviate some pressure…bummer! My heart weeps for him, idiot!
In my situation I knew my ex’s good side the side that treated me well, and had conversations w/ me, and was my best friend. When he would be physically or mentally abusive he would be very apologetic and cry for forgiveness. Or he had a way of twisting the situation on me some how making me believe I deserved it or it was my fault. I was young and in time (11 yrs) I realized it was so wrong. My point I believe we allow some forgiveness based on our experience w/ an individual, if that makes sense?
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Athena
Jun 27, 2008 at 6:27 pm -It definitely makes sense Ms. Hill, but that’s exactly what we need to train ourselves out of.
In a sense, I’m a bit of a hypocrit because, when I was a kid, my father was a raving alcoholic who was occasionally abusive when drunk. I dealt with it by separating it out and considering Jeckle and Hyde, sober dad and drunk dad, to be two completely separate entities. That way, I could still love sober dad without poisonous resentment.
Still, I feel it’s a little different than being in a relationship. I was forced to deal with my father. I had no where else to go. I moved out promptly at 18, have never moved back.
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sugarglider
Jul 1, 2008 at 9:18 am -Dear Christopher, yours is such a lovely and melodious name. Perhaps your cellmates will whisper it in your ear. Right before they say “I don’t normally do this to anybody, but…”
(Has anyone ever purchased astun gun for a legitmate reason?)
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gm OF 10
Aug 19, 2008 at 4:42 pm -I don’t normally do this…. What the F*# IS normal. Please spare me the details, I have a very vivid imagination. I’m sure he’ll learn other ways for his imaginatiion to flow, when 3 or 4 of those tated mothers sstart backing him up in Cell block WEINER…
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