
Umatilla, FL - James Michael Cooper’s girlfriend is my hero. Because when she walked in on her boyfriend raping a nine-year-old boy in his living room on Wednesday morning, she didn’t cover it up. She walked out of the house and called the sheriff. Now Cooper, 20, is in jail, charged with five counts of capital sexual battery on the child.Â
Cooper’s girlfriend reported that she had slept over at her boyfriend’s house on Tuesday night.  Early Wednesday morning, she woke up and walked into the living room, where she witnessed Cooper in the act of sexually abusing the little boy. The girlfriend, who lives in Sumter County, left the home immediately. After a short freak-out period, the girlfriend collected her wits and her bravery and called the Sumter County Sheriff’s Office.  Because Cooper’s Umatilla home is in Marion County, Sumter County turned the case over to Marion County officials.
It took Marion County deputies the better part of the day to locate Cooper, because by the time they got to his home, Cooper had fled. So detectives first talked to the child victim, who said that he had spent the night on Tuesday with Cooper. The little boy said that he had been molested by Cooper that night, but also on the previous Sunday in a shed on the property.
Once Cooper was brought in, he confessed not only to the Sunday and Tuesday night/Wednesday morning abuse, but also to subjecting the child to oral sex as long as two weeks ago. The reason he gave for molesting a little kid? He’s bisexual, he said. He was embarrassed about it, he said. Oh, well. That makes perfect sense, except that wanting to rape little kids is pedophilia, dumbass, not bisexuality.
Cooper is being held in the Marion County Jail without bond pending court hearings on his multiple capital sexual battery charges.
An Ocala Star-Banner reporter, Austin Miller, went to the jail and requested an interview with Cooper. Cooper declined, and instead began crying, “I want to go home to my Mommy.”
With any luck, his Mommy has the good sense not to want him back.
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16 responses so far ↓
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Fate
Jun 12, 2008 at 7:35 pm -Just a quick glance at this nutnick’s myspace profile is enough to tell a story of fascinating spelling, tobacco chew, and backwoods upbringing.
Well, at least the inmates will have someone new to play connect the dots with.
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Fate
Jun 12, 2008 at 7:36 pm -….and yeah
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Dakota Valkyrie
Jun 12, 2008 at 7:38 pm -I love Imp-Spin! Always a better read than the reporters articles.
I think the scum wanted to get caught. Who has sex with ANYONE in the living room when your mom or girlfriend could walk in at any minute?
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Fate
Jun 12, 2008 at 7:42 pm -Whats even more shocking was that he managed to coerce someone to be his girlfriend.
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impqueen
Jun 12, 2008 at 7:49 pm -Not gonna lie - i was kind of wondering about that, too.
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Harley_Tech
Jun 12, 2008 at 8:23 pm -That slope headed Little twit needs a date with my baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire, I say. Better still, let the 9 year old do the “pipe cleaning”.
I’m betting he’ll really want his mommy then.
It looks like a small bag of ball bearings exploded in front of his face and left all those dents. Then maybe one went off inside…
To his girlfriend, GOOD ON YOU! for ratting this punk out. That makes you a good egg in my opinion. I’ll loan you my ball bat if ya want.
R
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michelle
Jun 12, 2008 at 9:11 pm -Been a good week for girls. 2 girls beat off a man raping and choking their mom, 1 girl threw a knife, gun and then herself out of a car to escape kidnapping, and now a girl catches her boyfriend raping a 9 year old and calls the police. FUCK yeah, rock on ladies. I know there is still plenty of bad crime out there. Knowing there are people out there “doing the right thing? Makes my mother fucking day. Sweet!
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Harley_Tech
Jun 12, 2008 at 10:25 pm -http://i172.photobucket.com/al.....0f0bf6.jpg
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James, I think this is going to be the only way you get to be with Mommy any more. HAHAHAHAHA
R
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Harley_Tech
Jun 12, 2008 at 10:33 pm -DAMN! that didn’t work. The pic is from his sister’s myspace. http://www.myspace.com/kerik420
Now I never claimed to have a dictionary stuck up my pooper, but damn the spelling trends run through both their myspace pages.
R
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CorruptedMistress
Jun 13, 2008 at 12:33 am -I don’t think that is him in the picture, Harley. She refers to herself as James’ cousin, not sister on his comments.
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WWSD
Jun 13, 2008 at 11:09 am -Me three, but other than that, the girl shows some real promise!
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WryBread
Jun 13, 2008 at 11:19 am -I find that he has a girlfriend to be the second most shocking thing about this. The first, of course, being the terrible, terrible crime.
But right after my vision cleared from that horror, I looked at the photo and thought, “A fellow female choose to spend time with that and calls herself its girlfriend?” It’s not so much his skin, that’s simply a misfortune, it’s the dull stupidity and watery weakness of his expression. Ugh. Is there a man shortage in Umatilla, Florida?
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LeeMouse
Jun 13, 2008 at 1:11 pm -Must be, since he had to “explore his bisexuality” with a boy, instead of finding someone his own age.
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sugarglider
Jun 13, 2008 at 6:17 pm -On his myspace, it says he wants to meet someone “who is loveing and coreing.” WTF is “coreing”? A euphemism for raping a young boy? Nice…
WWSD, are you aware that we kissed and made up back on the ol’ Teresa Cunt-roll (did I spell that wrong?) forum? Sorry for doing it w/out your consent. IRL consent would be be de rigeur, of course.
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back alley sally
Jun 14, 2008 at 12:11 pm -EWW! I actually went to my junior prom with a gut named Jimmy Cooper, but damn he was hot! This guy looks like he ran into Dustin Howe and his air gun, before he took this mug.
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Abroad
Jun 15, 2008 at 11:16 am -He looks completely shagged out, if you ask me.
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