Olympia, WA - Capital High School student Ian Metz went to his first hour class on Wednesday morning, just like any other school day. Except… “It’s going to sound completely out of nowhere, but there’s a man out there with a gun and pink boots,” Ian told his teacher.
Anya Adora, 33, was stalking the high school hallway wearing a dress, pink boots, and carrying a Taser. Okay, it wasn’t a gun, but dude. Transsexual in the high school hallway brandishing a Taser is bad enough, but those pink boots? So last year.
Adora, formerly named Eric Roy Beauregard, has yelled at the high school students before, but on Wednesday, his temper had reached its limit. On his Myspace page, there’s a Wednesday morning blog entry called “Dead Kids Aren’t Funny.” In it, Adora rants:
In about an hour or so, Teens from Capital High School will be parking out from of my house, and littering as usual… If i SHOOT ONE, perhaps the FIRST ONE TO PARK OUTSIDE, Can i PLEASE HAVE SOMEONE TO TALK TO ABOUT MY GENDER ISSUES ?
The time stamp on that blog entry is 7:11 a.m. He must have left his house, walked across the street and into the school, and started threatening. Police say that while Adora didn’t actually tase any students, he was brandishing the weapon and making threats.
Anya Adora has undergone quite the transformation over the last few years. A musician with some minor play on free websites, he has links to many of his tracks in his Myspace. It’s all electronica, so I have no idea whether the stuff is crap or not. Electronica pretty much just all sounds like crap to me. But there does seem to be a decent beat to most of it, so I guess with a rave and enough Ecstasy anyone could dance to it. One track sounds like a bad remix of New Order’s Blue Monday, but some of it sounds reasonably original, if kind of repetitive and, well, electronica. Anyway.
Adora has gone by the moniker Zkwirl (Squirrel?), Anya Anomaly, Simple Circuit, and People Who Don’t Need People. Presumably that last is a band, or else our boygirl has deeper identity issues than first thought.
Adora’s blogs are a wonder to behold, a veritable treasure trove of Wow, That’s Messed UP-ness. His LiveJournal says “An eye for an eye, a child must die” and “They will let me take one of theirs gladly.” The tags are just as crazy: “anya adora dead”, “capital high school tragedy”… yeah. Dude’s a wingnut.
On the Myspace page, Adora talks about recurring dreams of castrating men by whom he feels wronged in some way. There’s quite a list, including a lawyer and a judge. Even his comments are mostly violent rants to himself, except the one from Sean Hannity’s Myspace, telling Adora “You’ve Been Hannitized!”
Well, that explains it then. One cannot be both transgendered and Republican. It makes the brain go zzzzztt and synpases start misfiring. No wonder he wore the pink boots. Pink boots would never match a Taser, but it’s a very Republican fashion move.
Anya Adora was taken to the Olympia City Jail, where he was charged with harassment and disorderly conduct, both misdeameanors. However, police officials are working on getting a court order for a “safe-to-be-at-large” psychological assessment because of Adora’s threats and blog posts. Adora is currently being held pending that assessment.
SoJaded brought the links and pic to our forums - thanks!
26 responses so far ↓
1
SoUncool
May 30, 2008 at 8:52 am -The (insert gender here) has only 2 friends on (insert gender here) MySpace…the NRA and the George W. Bush Fan Site. Tom isn’t even listed and Tom is everybody’s friend.
2
What Would Satan Do
May 30, 2008 at 9:01 am -I AM Tom! *Demonic Laughter*
3
mm_classy
May 30, 2008 at 9:21 am -I guess now we know where Tom actually draws the line!
As for Adora, that’s just messed up on so many levels. I’ve had several good friends that were crossdresers, and trannys, but they were fun. This person is just creepy.
4
Miss. Hill
May 30, 2008 at 10:11 am -Sounds like he/she is in major need of a plethora of meds, and counseling and probably a padded room.
I also would suggest moving this wacko away from the school cause fantasizing about killing children, and walking the halls with a taser and pink boots is a huge red flag.
As far as the pink boots, were they patent leather like stripper boots or suede or what? Hot pink, light pink, that would matter on my opinion of them as well as how well they coordinated with the rest of Adora’s outfit.
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WryBread
May 30, 2008 at 10:43 am -I have a friend who has pink cowboy boots. Now that throws a whole different light on the boots issue. Did they have fur on top?
Of course someone like this (by which I mean angry and crazy) would end up living across the street from a school. Life is just too weird like that.
6
Old Man Metal
May 30, 2008 at 11:08 am -Looks like a Marilyn Manson Fan Club reject.
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LeeMouse
May 30, 2008 at 11:23 am -I’ve gotta say…I live right by a school. And some days, the rudeness of the students–and especially their littering, SUV-driving, blocking-my-driveway-so-I-can’t-leave-for-work parents make me want to put on my pink boots and Tase the hell out of someone, too.
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WryBread
May 30, 2008 at 11:38 am -You might try just hanging out in your front yard with taser and boots. That might spook a few of them once this story gets around. Get your neighbors involved. A whole line of adults in pinks boots brandishing tasers might be the sort of sight that makes kids change schools.
9
Absynthe
May 30, 2008 at 11:44 am -Holy Fucking Jeepers Creepers..when I first looked at the picture, I thought “damn, what a fugly chick!”
10
funkmama
May 30, 2008 at 11:47 am -I didn’t know Marilyn Manson had such a devout following.
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Barbara
May 30, 2008 at 11:56 am -Holy shit, that is one scary kid. He will be a shrinks wet dream. LOL and he seems conservative too with friends like Hannity and Bush supporters.
FUBAR
12
SNOOKIE
May 30, 2008 at 12:09 pm -WHAT THE FUCK IS ALL I CAN SAY ABOUT HIS MYSPACE
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Barbara
May 30, 2008 at 12:17 pm -OMG, I should have read the article more clearly. He is 33? I don’t know why I thought he was a kid.
14
Mattimus Rex
May 30, 2008 at 12:35 pm -I don’t know about ya’ll but I’m picking up some pink boots on my way home.
Fucking creep.
15
missanthropic
May 30, 2008 at 12:39 pm -Winner for Halloween costume ‘08? Ding, Ding, Ding
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WryBread
May 30, 2008 at 3:45 pm -Pink boots and taser.
The boots were made for stalking.
Brandish the taser.
17
April
May 30, 2008 at 4:00 pm -That was fuckin’ funny to me!! Thanks! I needed that.
18
freakinfantastic
May 30, 2008 at 4:18 pm -Haha I thought the same freakin’ thing!
19
Abroad
May 30, 2008 at 6:17 pm -So was that an Adoraku, Wry? Somehow Bubbaku doesn’t really seem to suit the situation…….
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WryBread
May 30, 2008 at 7:50 pm -No, it was a poetic effusion in the bubbaku form. I kept thinking about the boots and taser as a combination of images and the syllables arranged themselves in a bubbaku. Perhaps it was more of a limrick situation.
I think maybe we should list what we think the boots look like. I keep seeing go-go ankle boots of a very soft, bright pink leather with floating feathery fur of a darker shade around the tops. The taser, well, in my mind it just looks like a taser.
I’m glad this guy armed himself with just a taser and dressed outlandishly enough that he couldn’t pass for a parent.
21
Harley_Tech
May 30, 2008 at 10:19 pm -A chick with a dick? That is one uuuugly broad.
R
22
Abroad
May 31, 2008 at 5:58 am -Amen!
Ankle boots? I see them more as the patent-leather knee-high type, - and with platform heels…… Are there any pictures that actually show them?
23
LeeMouse
Jun 4, 2008 at 11:22 am -Important Update!
They were pink rubber boots.
http://tiny.cc/U4QO4
Also, check out this other picture of AA, with what appears to be some kind of beaded or feathered mohawk:
http://www.komonews.com/news/local/19337534.html
The mad fashion skillz never end!
24
michelle
Jun 4, 2008 at 12:46 pm -I know many transgender folks. Her fashion sense is fucked.
25
Lynn
Jun 4, 2008 at 12:48 pm -“Pink Rubber Boots” = “Padded Rubber Room”
Just sayin’
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WryBread
Jun 4, 2008 at 2:32 pm -Pink rubber boots. That’s very disappointing somehow. And he had a dress on. I can’t imagine what sort of dress would go well with pink rubber boots. Unless they were go-go boots that just happened to be made of rubber, but I’m now thinking they were ordinary, clunky rainboots. Well, I hope the guy gets the mental health care that he needs.
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