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Olympia, WA – Capital High School student Ian Metz went to his first hour class on Wednesday morning, just like any other school day. Except… “It’s going to sound completely out of nowhere, but there’s a man out there with a gun and pink boots,” Ian told his teacher.

Anya Adora, 33, was stalking the high school hallway wearing a dress, pink boots, and carrying a Taser. Okay, it wasn’t a gun, but dude. Transsexual in the high school hallway brandishing a Taser is bad enough, but those pink boots? So last year.

Adora, formerly named Eric Roy Beauregard, has yelled at the high school students before, but on Wednesday, his temper had reached its limit. On his Myspace page, there’s a Wednesday morning blog entry called “Dead Kids Aren’t Funny.” In it, Adora rants:

In about an hour or so, Teens from Capital High School will be parking out from of my house, and littering as usual… If i SHOOT ONE, perhaps the FIRST ONE TO PARK OUTSIDE, Can i PLEASE HAVE SOMEONE TO TALK TO ABOUT MY GENDER ISSUES ?

The time stamp on that blog entry is 7:11 a.m. He must have left his house, walked across the street and into the school, and started threatening. Police say that while Adora didn’t actually tase any students, he was brandishing the weapon and making threats.

Anya Adora has undergone quite the transformation over the last few years. A musician with some minor play on free websites, he has links to many of his tracks in his MyspaceMySpace. It’s all electronica, so I have no idea whether the stuff is crap or not. Electronica pretty much just all sounds like crap to me. But there does seem to be a decent beat to most of it, so I guess with a rave and enough Ecstasyecstasy reviews anyone could dance to it. One track sounds like a bad remix of New Order’s Blue Monday, but some of it sounds reasonably original, if kind of repetitive and, well, electronica. Anyway.

Adora has gone by the moniker Zkwirl (Squirrel?), Anya Anomaly, Simple Circuit, and People Who Don’t Need People. Presumably that last is a band, or else our boygirl has deeper identity issues than first thought.

Adora’s blogs are a wonder to behold, a veritable treasure trove of WowWow reviews, That’s Messed UP-ness. His LiveJournal says “An eye for an eye, a child must die” and “They will let me take one of theirs gladly.” The tags are just as crazy: “anya adora dead”, “capital high school tragedy”… yeah. Dude’s a wingnut.

On the Myspace page, Adora talks about recurring dreams of castrating men by whom he feels wronged in some way. There’s quite a list, including a lawyer and a judge. Even his comments are mostly violent rants to himself, except the one from Sean Hannity’s Myspace, telling Adora “You’ve Been Hannitized!”

Well, that explains it then. One cannot be both transgendered and Republican. It makes the brain go zzzzztt and synpases start misfiring. No wonder he wore the pink boots. PinkPink reviews boots would never match a Taser, but it’s a very Republican fashion move.

Anya Adora was taken to the Olympia City Jail, where he was charged with harassment and disorderly conduct, both misdeameanors. However, police officials are working on getting a court order for a “safe-to-be-at-large” psychological assessment because of Adora’s threats and blog posts. Adora is currently being held pending that assessment.

SoJaded brought the links and pic to our forums – thanks!