Christina Shehow Makes Her Mother Sick
Dade City, FL - Christina “KiKi” Shehow, 16, is an ungrateful little bitch of a daughter. Christina got mad when her mother, Lenna Mercer-Goodwin, took her cell phone away for going overlimit on text messages. And when Christina Shehow got mad, she got even - by poisoning her mother’s food with seasoned salt, to which Mercer-Goodwin is violently allergic.
Christina’s stepfather went to police on May 7, saying that he thought Christina was poisoning her mother. Lenna Mercer-Goodwin, 39, had been having unexplained allergic reactions to food - a couple of them so severe that she’d had to use injectable epinephrine to stop her airway from closing. Just the day before, the family had been at another child’s baseball game, and Mercer-Goodwin had begun to suffer sudden anaphylaxis. Christina herself had given her mother the epinephrine shot that stopped the reaction.
Turned out that Christina knew of her mother’s severe allergy to one of the ingredients in seasoned salt - probably monosodium glutamate or MSG, a fairly common allergen that can have severe effects in people who are sensitive to it. Even more damning, Christina’s little sister Samantha told police that she had caught Christina dosing her mother’s food. Christina had threatened to beat Samantha to death if she told anyone, and the eleven-year-old, often bullied by her sister, believed her.
Christina confessed on Tuesday when investigators talked to her at Pasco High School, where she is a sophomore. She wasn’t really going to kill her mother, Christina said. She was just trying to make her really sick. Christina wanted Mercer-Goodwin to pay for taking her cell phone away and for making her do chores - chores she wasn’t required to do at her father’s house.
Christina Shehow was arrested Tuesday and booked into the Land O’ Lakes Juvenile Assessment Center. She is charged with felony aggravated domestic violence, and has been released to her father’s home. A condition of her release is that she have no contact with her mother or sister.
Even after being released, Christina’s hopping mad. Her Myspace, set to private, has her mood listed as “infuriated”. And there’s a telling statement on the front page: (Christina) is wondering how someone who “loves you” can throw you in jail because nothing you do is right? nd still say i love you? BULLSHIT BITCH I HATE YOU MORE THAN NE…
Sounds like Christina Shehow hasn’t learned a thing.
You’ll have to forgive the folks here at the D’D, ChelseyChaos, for misunderstanding. They were under the impression that you were here to defend your friend’s innocence with an actual…y’know….defense; they didn’t realize you were merely logging on to curse at them like the dimwitted, dipshit sixteen-year-old that you are.
Now that everyone’s clear, there shouldn’t be any more problems.
Also, as far as calling people “stupid mother fuckers” on a post such as this…..well….it’s pretty hilarious. There are plenty of fitting retorts for this, of which I’ll choose:
At least we’re not stupid mother murderers.
Now fuck off. And be sure not to piss off your soul sister, lest she serve you some really tasty kook-aid laced with rat poison.
Haaaaaa!!!! Thanks for that, Chelsey. I needed a good laugh today. Why would you let someone as “pathetic” as we are get under your skin??
Good one Mandella!!!
Idiots….You are making it seem like she actually killed her mom.
Like she cut off her head and burried her in the backyard or something.
All you guys probably did was read about it on this website, and they probly dont even check their facts.
If I was like 25 you would probably take me seriously, but because im only 16 you wont.
You think that just because were from a small hicktown that we dont get a real education.
Well I have news for you…we do.
I probably have friends smarter than you dumbasses on here.
But whatever.
I have an actual life, so I have to get off of here.
Chelsey - She didn’t have to kill her mother for us to know she is a little bitch. Trying to kill her mother and confessing to it did the trick.
Go do your homework! Your ranting is moronic.
It’s not you being 16 that makes me think you’re a retard; it’s what you say and how you say it. It’s your shitty spelling and grammar. It’s your childish temper tantrums.
Stupidity knows no age.
Oh, and as far as that “actual life” that’s making you get off of here… I’m quite sure you’ll be back. You’ll curse at us some more while still not presenting an actual defense, and we’ll still continue to think you’re a moron. Good times.
Ummm busy doing what watching Hannah Montana & taking pics of your pouty face in the bathroom for my space?
Chelsey,
Go play with your webkins, they are hungry!
ChelseyCHAOS forgot to say “na-na-nuh-boo-boo”… otherwise she has tarding down pat.
Someone should warn Chelsey’s folks that she thinks poisoning a parent is no big deal. They may be in danger if they pisses her off… given her attitude that is highly likely.
Good point, can we warn her parents?
Okay listen, even if Christina did poison her mom, it was because her mom pushed her entirely two long.
For the many years that i’ve been bestfriends with Christina, she has pretty much done mostly everything asked of her.
She took getting yelled at for no reason.
SHe took not being able to go places for months at a time just because she forgot to do a chore every now and then.
You honestly dont understand what Christina’s life was like.
Im not saying that her life was oh my god horrible like she was being beaten or something, but Christina had to do everything in her house.
Cook for everyone.
Do everyone’s laundry.
Pick after everyone.
Pick up after the dogs, which only one was hers.
Babysit her sister.
And a whole bunch of other stuff.
All this, includes her moms stuff to.
Her mom’s regular routine included the following:
Going to work.
Going home.
Bitching Christina out for some chore that she either didnt do or being blamed for something that someone else did.
Eating dinner, which Christina had to cook.
Getting high.
Going to sleep.
So think about that when your talking about Christina and How horrible of a person she is.
Which she’s not.
Seriously, Chelsey, shut the fuck up. Her life sounds no different than *gasp* a fucking teenager. We all went through it…some through much worse. The only difference is that we were not so goddamn dumb, that we attempted to kill out mothers for being…wait for it…a mother.
I swear to god, one of these days I will figure out how to enforce an age limit on this site.
So what you are saying is that Christina chose murder over reporting her mother for child abuse?? Mmmmm….. Still not buying it. If it was so horrible for her at home, why didn’t she go live with her Dad??? She is old enough to choose. I’m calling “stinky” on that one.
Isn’t it ironic that a teen who poisons her mother with seasoned salt is then checked into the Land o’ Lakes Juvenile Assessment Center? Is there a food theme here? Will she go to Cupcake Prison like Martha Stewart?
After all the explaining, and you still dont get it.
She couldnt go live with her dad, becasue her mom had custody.
Like seriously if you new you would understand but you dont.
So im just gonna stop wasting my time trying to make you guys understand cause you pretty much never will.
I hope you guys are happy with your dumb lives.
Like seriously move the fuck on.
There’s worse shit going on in the world.
There are people out there raping toddlers to death and your still stuck on a 16 year old attempting to kill her mom.
It would be different if she actually killed her mom, but she didnt.
Get back to reality and move on with you life.
Like seriously - you’re a moron You and your friend. You, like seriously, need help if you are going to defend her for trying to kill her mother. Like seriously - go read Good Night Moon. It’s time for little girls to go night night.
LOL — Yeah, our priorities are so out of line! After all, she only tried to kill her mom. She didn’t succeed in killing her mom. It’s all so unimportant because she failed at it! Gee, if she had actually killed her mom then there might have been something to criticize. But like she only like attempted murder and like seriously that’s like about the same as like jaywalking.
Wonder if CC knows what jaywalking is — probably thinks it means putting a bird on a leash!
LOL
Wry - I’m not sure this girl knows her ass from a hole in the ground.
Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Lala, Po………
Well, she’s still in school. They may include that distinction in their curriculum. We can only hope.
Maybe her vocabulary is a product of higher learning in Dade City (or whatever dipshit town she lives in) - Like seriously!!!!
APRIL,
Your amazing.
Your probly like what 40?
And know all the names for the teletubbies.
Talk about loser.
You probly spend all your time watching TV and on the computer.
Because thats like the only way you would know all the names for the teletubbies.
I used to watch them when I was little, and I didnt even remember the names till just now when you said them.
Do they even air that show anymore?
I think not.
And you guys call me the moron/dumbass.
But thanks for bringing that up, now my bestfriend and I have something to laugh at.
Your wonderful.
CC, thanks for the many laughs.
Thanks for giving ME something to laugh at. It is spelled “You’re wonderful” you moron! You should try to learn grammar before calling someone else a dumbass. Just saying!
Yeah. I’m like 30 and I have no life - Outside of my family, friends (that don’t try to murder people), job and classes that I teach. I guess having a child and friends with one year olds makes me a loser. BTW - my 7 year old has better communication skills that you do. Your parents must be so proud of you. It must bring a tear to your mommy’s eye to have raised such a trashy mouthed little skank.
Well im just saying your an asshole.
lmao!!!! Someone PLEASE post the icon of the people beating the dead horse! It’s YOU’RE!!!! YOU ARE aka YOU’RE.. DAMN Go back to school!
Witty. Chelsey - when I was 16 I had bos that came to my house to take me to dinner, movies, parties or just hang out. My guess is all of the boys you know don’t date skanky little trolls or you wouldn’t be here trying to get the best of us “assholes”. Hmmmmm???? Fuck off
LMAO Hey CC I guess it doesn’t occur to you that she might be a mom?? When you have little one’s one day maybe you will get it. That load of crap you posted about how terrible her life was is just about the funniest fucking thing I have ever read. It’s all part of growing up…..learning to be responsible, cleaning up the house you live in etc. etc.
You like seriously need to get a fucking clue honey. Attempted murder isn’t nothing nor is it excusable because the spoiled bitch had to do chores.
APRIL.
I dont even care what you say to me anymore.
I hope you die.
Or I hope that your kid grows up and trys to poison you.
To be quite honest with you, I had already forgotten about this ignorant little cunt. This story hadn’t been commented on for over a week, that is until you graced us with your presence.
Now you want to talk about her oh so hard life, well fuck you. Like you’ve stated “there are people out there raping toddlers” You’re right! There are, and yet it’s Christina thats had the hard life.
So what I want to know is, was that rant about her horrible life, you justifying her poisoning her mom? Or are you sticking to your “she didn’t do it” story?
That’s okay Chelsey. I don’t really care what you hope or think. My son is not a spoiled little shithead so your last wish for me is out. Anything esle you want to say to me?? BTW - we are all dying sooner or later. It happens. *shrugs*
Should we be putting those thoughts in HER head??
NO!!! PLEASE!!!! She should never have children. On the plus side, that mouth of hers should keep her from getting laid for a while…..
Maybe it is me justifying it.
I dont know anymore.
BTW she has two other sisters that could have helped her with the chores.
Not just her to do them.
There is no justifying her actions. Chelsey, would you try to poison YOUR mother???
April,
okay so let me see, you teach classes, you have a seven year old
and friends, wonderful, that just proves your human, what i want to know is why the fuck you spend all your fucking time on the computer you have a daughter to raise and god hope that your daughter does not turn out like you
think about this:
your 30-something
you have a kid
and a “life”
why dont you try to enforce what your saying
and for once start acting like an adult
stop bashing sixteen year old girl
GET OVER YOURSELF
and for god sakes get the fuck off the computer and go raise your daughter
you better hope to god that your not really a bitch because if YOU were my mom i would KILL you. oh and fyi she didn’t poison her mom last time i checked salt is NOT poison, she’s just allergic, if it was poison
we’d all die from it.
Amazing - I have a SON not a fucking daughter (thank God)!! I work in insurance. Not that exciting of a job I know. I have time at work to use the internet. My SON is sleeping (again, giving me time to be here). You see - he has school in the morning. My class is on Thursday. I prepared today on my lunch break. My husband is out with my friends hubby having some Mexican food and a beer. I get Monday and he gets Tuesday to hang with friends. I am bashing a 16 year old because she sees fit to come on this site calling nice people that she doesn’t know names. And salt, if you are allergic, can be poison. Did that cover it all??
God Almighty just SHOOT the dead horse.. I won’t even correct that one.. Listen here cunt-rag! WE aren’t the dumb bitch who “Poisoned”/”put salt in her food that she is allergic to”/” tried to murder” their mom! Don’t take your “my friend didn’t deserve this” bullshit out on US! Call your homegirl in the jail and tell HER how you know how bad she has it because, *gasp*, mommy made her do some chores! How fucking horrible is that!? I mean seriously, if every child had to do god-awful chores and all then we should just all ban together and legalize all children being able to shoot mommy and daddy or whatever because God -Forbid that any child have to do their fair share in this fucked up world!
Go play in the damn street or something you stupid idiot!
FYI - Salt can be poison to someone who is allergic to it.
April, You don’t have to give the cunt your full story on why you are online at 11:30 when children go to bed usually 8-9 every night. I mean, I guess we should be sleeping beside of them and not moving since we are Moms right?! Damn, there goes my DD time! Ignore the stupid slut, her mommy will notice her online past her bedtime soon and make her wash dishes or some shit.. oh no.. someone warn the mom. She’s next! hahaha..
Luci - You’re right. I don’t owe any explaination. I just think it’s funny that she is trying to call me out. She gave me too much ammo to work with. It was too easy. Her opinion of me is for shit.
april,
im sooooo sorry your life is hard
and i do think you would be cool
if you weren’t such a bitch
now i understand you have what you call “adult problems”
but its not so easy for teenagers either
and im not praising this girl for what she did
but for god sakes
you don’t even know the REAL story
i do
so get over it
and you NOT are nice people
nice people don’t bash on innocent girls
and they dont call 16 year olds
cunt faced bitches
or whore’s
your not nice
your retards
now go spend time with your family
and leave this alone
its pathetic….
seriously…
You’re****
It’s YOU’RE you fucking idiotic dumbass bitches!!! GOD ALMIGHTY HOW MANY TIMES MUST I SAY THIS?!?! YOU ARE= YOU’RE!!!!
*shoots fucking dead horse*
We have NO sympathy for some CUNT who tried to poison her mom for making her do “chores”.
Be gone!
What are you 12?? Any idea how illiterate your post was? Go get an education dumbass.
“and you NOT are nice people” WTF is that?
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What fucking language are you speaking??
Moron!
luci
two things
1. your an idiot and 2. she’s not even in jail
she came back to school
and she has two sisters to help her instead of doing all of the work by herself
GET OVER IT
and yea i am gonna sit here and do that my friend is innocent thing
because she IS
and you can say all the shit you want about that
i dont give a flying fuck what you do
i have an idea
go set yourself on fire and then jump off a bridge
maybe then everybody here will have something better to talk about
and us kids do our fair share of work
we sit here and read what your dumb asses wrote down
im sorry your a mom, i think your kid would love to know that your ungrateful, i do my work, i have a job, so dont even sit here and say that i dont know what im talking about
look at you
your on a site, talking about a 16 year old girl
and im a moron
i know the truth
and i also know that you are a complete and total idiot
i hope your kid poisons you
i mean it wouldnt be a complete waste
the world could do good with one less “cunt face bitch”
You don’t know the first thing about me. My life is not hard. I have a regular, average, adult life. I am quite happy being married to a gorgeous man and having a handsom little boy.
You brought this one on yourself. IF you go back to the start of this madness, you will see that I simply told you not to try to match wits with the people posting on this site.
I never called you a cunt faced bitched, but if the shoe fits… Well, you know the rest.
Why are you so angry?? You are too young to be so hateful. It might be the company you keep.
Good night, love. Tomorrow is a new day.
People. Seriously. This chick is 16 and fundamentally stupid and quite possibly, borderline retarded. In 10 years, when all of this is archived, she will be able to look back at all she has typed and cringe…but for now, winning any type of argument with her is a completely fruitless endeavor.
You’re* an idiot actually. Enough said.
lmao Thanks for taking care of my side of the debate. You make this too easy! Now, be gone child!
mom of 4
go take care of your godamn kids, seriously
i have an education, thank-you, maybe you should take your own advice, it’s funny how, you’re all moms and you sit here all day and rag on this girl and her friends, oh and fyi ladies, im not a fucking child, i dont have a “bedtime”, you call us horrible kids when we don’t do drugs, we don’t drink and we aren’t having sex, we came here to tell some people that our friend didnt do this but its impossibly clear that you people don’t care what we think and your just going to keep ranting, i don’t even care anymore, keep calling kids cunts, your an absolutely perfect influence to your kids, keep up the good work!