I don’t think he went to the hospital because he’s a sissy, necessarily. The fact that they’ve only been married 7 weeks and they’re fighting like this in public, coupled with the fact that he put the knife into a plastic bag and took it with him to the hospital, tells me he was trying to build a case. He wanted the event documented — probably publicly — for whatever reason. I don’t know if he wants to ruin her career, or if he wants to annul his marriage, but I think he was making a case, and visiting the hospital with the assault weapon was key.

Ruby and Mandella, you’re probably right. And thanks, Man, for the new phrase “psycho vag.”

If this were reversed, and this was a woman who needed 3 stitches after being stabbed by her new husband of 7 weeks, not only would you all be screaming for his imprisonment, you’d be worried about her possible offspring around mom’s new “penis.”

Let’s not forget the dangers of a psycho vag here, folks.

Nope, meant Tussin. It’s from an old Chris Rock standup routine, which I have kindly added to the above article in place of that crappy news video which, as Morbid noted, sucked.

Thanks!

Y’all, Tussin is for a cough. I’m thinkin’ you mean Neosporin, which is for scratches.

Nope, meant Tussin. It’s from an old Chris Rock standup routine, which I have kindly added to the above article in place of that crappy news video which, as Morbid noted, sucked.

Tussin cures everything!

Can you believe this woman was elected to a government position? What’s up with Nevada? A nutcase stabber is mainstream enough to hold office there?

Yes, I can believe it. I LIVE in Las Vegas, and we have a mob lawyer as a Mayor; a Nevada State Governor elected last session in spite of a sexual controversy while he was campaigning; and I could go on and on. Fortunately Francis Allen is up for re-election this year and hopefully the voters in her district won’t be so dumb as to re-elect her.

Either way, this guy is a huge fragile-tard (fragileeetard). He needs to be roshambeauxed for it.

Rob_Taylor=Paul Maineri? Dude, sterilize, push hand meat back in, butterfly bandage. Seriously.

Ha. I was a poor grad student, I didn’t have any band aids in the house. It was also like 2:00am. O.K., so I’m a pussy. but the blood was pretty extensive and i had to be at work at 7:00 the next day.

What is the proper number of stitches required to seek medical attention? How does one determine stitch count before becoming a public sissy? Just curious in case I get an overly large paper cut.

Better safe than sorry.

In all fairness, how would voters now of something she would do in the future? But the fact that an elected official can be prone to doing dumb things doesn’t shock me at all. A grown man running to the hospital to have an injury closed that only took three stitches…well, that is curious to me.

Kinda takes “sissy” to a whole new level, doesn’t it?

In all fairness, how would voters now of something she would do in the future? But the fact that an elected official can be prone to doing dumb things doesn’t shock me at all. A grown man running to the hospital to have an injury closed that only took three stitches…well, that is curious to me.

So you believe in the “just snapped” theory of crime? I’d bet there was lots of indication that this chick was nuts. But that might not have come out during a campaign for state office, you’re right.