Salisbury, NC – An 18-year-old woman was walking along a street when a man accosted her and dragged her into the woods. The man then tried to get the girl to perform oral sex on him, and she refused. The man then beat the girl. After he finished, he attempted to get her to perform a sex act again. She refused and was once again met with a beating. On the third attempt to get her to perform a sex act, the girl obliged. And then bit him hard enough to tear off part of his genitals.
Now, after uncrossing my legs (which snapped shut) and relaxing a bit, I think we can drop the “perform a sex act” and “tear off part of his genitals” crap and state this in plain, old English. He forced her to suck his dick, and she bit it off. While I feel bad that this girl had to go through this ordeal, as I am sure it is traumatizing, but I cannot help but pump my fist in the air to know that some woman beating rapist is out there missing his dick. In fact, I actually chuckled.
Police are checking local hospitals to see if the man has sought medical attention for the bite. So you Salisbury natives keep an eye out for anyone walking funny and talking in a new, high voice. I really cannot wait to get this guy’s picture up. On a side note, they don’t mention if he retrieved what was bitten. But if he didn’t…can you imagine what pissing will be like for this guy now? You ever turned on a water hose and then put your thumb over the opening just a little bit? Yeah.Tags: bite, Rape