Pittsburgh, PA - No, I mean he looovvves your children. Michael Karrer, 37, was arrested Tuesday night on molestation and child pornography charges. Problem is, this isn’t the first time Michael Karrer has been arrested because he likes the kiddies. And this time, the evidence includes pictures of Karrer himself molesting a four-year-old girl. Way to keep ‘em off the streets, Pennsylvania!
Karrer lives at home with his parents and worked at a Petco pet store until Tuesday night - a job that put him in contact with children on a regular basis. Karrer also liked to frequent educational websites for children. During the investigation into Karrer’s online activities, officers got a search warrant for Karrer’s home. There they found photograhic and other evidence of Michael Karrer sexually assaulting a four year old girl on Christmas Day 2007. Karrer had documented the assault on his cell phone. Merry Christmas, kiddo!
Since Michael Karrer has no children of his own, and since the assault occurred on Christmas Day, one assumes this child is a relative - probably a niece or cousin. I’m surprised that anyone would leave a child unsupervised with a man who looks like that guy - check the crazy eyes on that dude. Would you leave the room while your kid was within ten feet of this guy? But beyond that, Karrer has been in trouble with the law about his attraction to kids before.
In 2003, Karrer was arrested after he mailed his underwear to a 13 year old girl and tried to meet her for sex. He confessed and was about to go to trial, but his lawyer struck a plea deal that got the charges down to one count of corruption of a minor. With that sweet deal, Karrer only got two years probation.
Tuesday night, Michael Karrer confessed to assaulting the preschooler. Not much else he could do what with the cell phone staring him in the face and all. Karrer has been charged with indecent assault, endangering the welfare of minors, corruption of minors and sexual abuse of children and is being held in the Allegheny County Jail. I don’t have bond information yet, so here’s hoping they’ll just keep him there.
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20 responses so far ↓
1
thepooh5
May 15, 2008 at 12:01 pm -o_O - its the “tell tell” sign.
2
Lizard
May 15, 2008 at 12:21 pm -The unbuttoned polo and gold chain would be enough to frighten me away…but that face, good lord, that face! He looks like he’s trying to smile while thinking of disemboweling the person with the camera.
3
Unamused Cat
May 15, 2008 at 12:35 pm -His MySpace: “What can I say, I am a “TRUE” gentleman.” bah..
4
prettyuglyish
May 15, 2008 at 1:33 pm -Areyoufuckingkiddingme? Did this creepy critter think that a pair of shit-stained BVD’s littered with applesauce-colored pubic hair is the way into little girls’ panties? **gag & shudder**
By the way, I don’t know if finding this sight is a blessing or a curse. I thought I was the only twisted soul out there who perused the web for crime stories & deaths and tried to spy into lives via MySpace, criminal records, etc. I’ve been doing it on my own for years. Now I have a place I can go with all the info at my grubby, little fingertips. It’s comforting to know that I’m not alone in this world. All I know is that now that I’ve found you, Dreamin’ Demon, I feel that hole in my gut being filled. **wiping a grateful tear from my eye**
Oh, and now I really will need to hire a housekeeper since I probably won’t be able to pry myself away from this website until at least mid-Summer.
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sugarglider
May 15, 2008 at 2:17 pm -Piece of human garbage. Not safe around pets, either, I imagine. Safe behind bars, though–well, not safe for him but safe for the rest of us! STAY THERE. Please.
6
sugarglider
May 15, 2008 at 2:19 pm -Oh, and I noticed that his loserspace says he wants kids “Someday.” Clearly, he “wants” them now. Time for an emergency vasectomy for somebody–STAT!!!!!
7
Harley_Tech
May 15, 2008 at 2:39 pm -Take a good look at this guy….now close your eyes and imagine those cartoon pictures of an Ostrich. Separated at birth?
I dub the “Ostrich pervert guy”.
R
8
WryBread
May 15, 2008 at 4:19 pm -Welcome PrettyUglyish — you’ve found your natural home.
Guess Petco doesn’t give dental benefits. This guy looks as if his lower plate is missing — in mouth and head.
9
ab
May 15, 2008 at 4:27 pm -Another page of his: http://sixmininfan.gather.com/
10
Mattimus Rex
May 15, 2008 at 4:47 pm -Shitty band, Shitty dude.
I wonder what the Allegheny County Jail would do if I mailed him MY underwear??? Sounds like a day of yard work is in order to produce some schweaty drawers.
11
feisty76
May 15, 2008 at 4:54 pm -This guy is all forehead and chin.
12
Dakota Valkyrie
May 15, 2008 at 9:49 pm -Age him a bit and he will look like the “Bitter Beer Face” guy.
13
MommyOfMason
May 15, 2008 at 11:53 pm -Good times
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megadeth132
May 16, 2008 at 10:50 am -Wow, I’m kinda noticing a pattern in these type of cases. dude does unthinkable, gets a bleeding heart liberal judge who thinks that this kind of scum can be rehabilitated, strikes a deal, does it again. Is it just me thinking like a decent human or is our justice system in this country in dire need of reform? what ever happened to precedent? one of 3 things really takes place now a days
1. the asshole does this shit and has enough money or fame to get away with it I.E peewee herman, michael jackson.
2. they get a retarded judge like this guy did, get off, do it again
3. they get a decent judge and get what they deserve.
if ya ask me, the odds seem to be tipped in favor of the guilty douchebags of the world and it makes me sick to my stomach.
I think the punishment should be like the movie Sin City, get em in a barn, stab or shoot them in the stomach, rip off genitalia, pound skull into pieces on the floor.
I find it hard to believe that we are the only people left in this country with a sense of morals and decency.
15
thepooh5
May 16, 2008 at 10:57 am -No its not just you. I agree 100% and the 3 assessments you listed are pretty well right on. Sadly
16
Sir Geoff
May 16, 2008 at 5:03 pm -Looks like Doogie Howser M.D. all growned up!
17
April
May 16, 2008 at 5:05 pm -Except Doogie likes men - Not little kids….
18
SoUncool
May 16, 2008 at 8:16 pm -My first thought was OMG, that’s Sting but somebody sat on his head! Nobody else seeing the Sting resemblance, huh? Hmmm…
19
megamum
May 17, 2008 at 1:47 am -Ohhhhhhhhh…Can’t stand so close to him, Dont stand so close to me!
Are spirits in the material world???
20
starryblue00
May 23, 2008 at 6:59 pm -It’s bad enough getting caught the first time. If you do it again, ANY person who sexually abuses a child shouldn’t be able to walk free. Atleast not without castration.
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