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Kingwood, TX – Many of you, at one time or another, have had that assclown stoner friend. You know the one: he’s a total idiot unless he is making a bong, and then he turns into MacGyver. I knew a guy once who made one out of a video game controller, not even kidding. Well, Kevin Wade Jones Jr. and Matthew Gonzalez are the Kingwood, Texas MacGyver smokers of the year. They’re also in a buttload of trouble for grave robbery, among other things. These two geniuses dug into the grave of a long-dead eleven year old boy and used the boy’s head for a bong. Way to buzz the earthy way, nimrods.
I hope they at least cleaned the skull first.
Jones and Gonzalez, both 17, got the bright idea to hit an old cemetery in Humble, Texas. The plots there were used for black soldiers and their families in the first two world wars. The grave the boys (and at least one juvenile, maybe two) disturbed belonged to an eleven year old boy named Willie Sims who died in 1921. Granted, Willie isn’t using the skull anymore, but maybe his family would have preferred the bong-boys use another object for their smokefest. Like an apple. Or a grenade.
Thing is, the assclowns wouldn’t even have gotten caught, except Kevin Jones was being questioned in a vehicle burglary case. In the old deflect-and-avoid questioning technique, Kevin started telling officers not about the car burglary, but about this great grave robbery he and his buddies pulled off a month or so ago. The only thing I can figure is that Kevin was high at the time, because why would you even admit to something like that?
Officers didn’t really believe Kevin at first. They thought he was bullshitting, so they went to talk to Matt Gonzalez. When the officer started asking about it, Matt hurled right into his dinner plate like a little bitch. Wussy. If you’re man enough to smoke weed out of a human skull, numbnuts, you’re man enough to hold your food down when you get caught.
Kevin Jones, Matt Gonzalez and an unidentified juvenile were all arrested and charged with various misdemeanors ranging from the vehicle burglary (nice job, asshats) to abuse of a corpse. Looks like they’re out on bail. Here’s hoping they find us and let us know “what really happened”. I could use a couple of asshats on a FridayFriday reviews
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9:21 am on May 9th, 2008
Fucking idiots.
9:25 am on May 9th, 2008
MySpace douchebags
9:30 am on May 9th, 2008
I certainly HOPE they show up here…I need to know how they sealed the cranial sutures so the skull would hold water…just for curiosity’s sake you understand.
9:45 am on May 9th, 2008
Shitheads. Why in the blue hell would anyone, not only admit to something they weren’t even being questioned for, but volunteer the information? Being high? – Surely, you can’t get that high off of weed. All I can say is, if they did get that high off weed, there is certainly a “higher quality” of weed in Texas than on the east coast. Nah, Jones was just an idiot. If I were his “buddy”, I’d be kicking his ass right now.
10:02 am on May 9th, 2008
sure Satan, just out of curiousity
10:14 am on May 9th, 2008
Someone posted this on another site…..
A corpse is a corpse, of course, of course,
And no one can smoke with a corpse of course
That is, of course, unless the corpse is the famous Mr. Dead.
Go right to the source and ask the corpse
He’ll give you the answer that you’ll endorse.
He’s always on a steady course.
Smoke with Mr. Dead.
10:17 am on May 9th, 2008
I know, right? I’m betting there might have been tinfoil involved somewhere in the process.
10:26 am on May 9th, 2008
Should we call Jeff Peckman?
I think these guys have surpassed thier share of weed…for their entire lifetimes.
10:27 am on May 9th, 2008
The one in the white shirt, his myspace survey says-
Goal you would like to achieve this year: don’t get locked up
hahahahaha……dumbass
10:37 am on May 9th, 2008
Well, there’s one goal shot to hell.
10:43 am on May 9th, 2008
And the orange shirt, his myspace headline is: “snitch’s get stiches”
once again….hahahahahaha
10:50 am on May 9th, 2008
Isn’t he the one who “volunteered” the information? Wonder how many stitches he’s expecting to get – for getting the gang caught? Dumbass.
You know your headline or sayings should really be something you could live up to – like keeping your mouth shut! LOL – can’t help it. While I’m sad for the family members dealing with this, its just too ironic that the one who told on everyone else has that headline. Damn, dumbass.
12:50 pm on May 9th, 2008
Incredibly wrong on SO many levels. Idiots.
1:04 pm on May 9th, 2008
Are we sure “weed” is the only thing they were smoking? I have NEVER heard of anything like this before…they must have been really high and really bored…and my ? for anyof them is this – who’s brilliant idea was it? They’re all assholes for agreeing to it, but who came up w/ the plan? Idiots.
1:51 pm on May 9th, 2008
I love how Kevin’s girlfriend’s myspace is telling everyone to “STFU” because she LOVES her baby. Oh yeah, she loves her loser douchebag that goes in and out of jail, who robs graves to assault corpses for his weed-smoking pleasure, and seems to be proud that he’s following in his dad’s prison footsteps.
How stupid are girls? I’m so glad I’m finally a woman. Shit!!! I almost forgot – there are stupid women everywhere too.
“Stand by your man”?!?!?!
SHUT THE FUCK UP. You might actually be more retarded than your douchey boyfriend.
2:03 pm on May 9th, 2008
And the orange shirt, his myspace headline is: “snitch’s get stichesâ€
A great band from Seattle. Well, okay…Maybe not great by any measure, but I always thought their name was pretty clever. :p
Man, these kids would have been revered as gods in my high school circle…right up until they bitched out and tattled on themselves.
2:17 pm on May 9th, 2008
Holy shit, I WAS that dude at one point, before life & family & stuff slapped some responsibility into my sorry self. But these dudes brought the stupid in a big way. I’m glad to say I couldn’t touch ‘em.
2:27 pm on May 9th, 2008
Their mothers must be so proud!!!
2:55 pm on May 9th, 2008
Kingwood is an affluent neighborhood just north of Houston. I bet the families are proud. =p
3:37 pm on May 9th, 2008
Whooooooooaaaaaaaaaa, maaaaaaaaaaannnnn! We all just need to chill and take in the vapors…………..they were just tryin’ to get a little head…………….wait………….what are we talkin’ about again?
3:46 pm on May 9th, 2008
Thank God that boy’s immediate family is all dead, too, so they don’t have to live with knowing what happened to his skull. I’m sure his relatives who are alive today are horrified enough. I can’t think of anything disgusting enough to happen to these grave molestors. I hope they have plenty of time to think about this in jail. Stupid morons. Thought a graveyard was just a playground for their stupid ambitions to be jerks.
4:05 pm on May 9th, 2008
I know a guy that made a pipe out of part of an athsma inhaler and a nut. Like nuts and bolts. It was pretty impressive. Stoners can be really resourceful but these ones must have started the evening with speed cause I don’t know any potheads that would have the stamina to actually dig up a grave just to make a bong.
8:00 pm on May 9th, 2008
LOL Too true! (uhmmm… from what I’ve heard)
Mr. Matt (the one flipping us his IQ) lists his occupation as “FUCK YO COUCH”…
I don’t think he means the Imp’s couch, does he??
7:50 am on May 10th, 2008
Oh my Goodness! Couch fucking is spreading across the nation! Morbid, this is all your fault.
7:56 am on May 10th, 2008
That is not even MY couch. I just spend time handcuffed to it until my article quota is met every day.
Although we’re letting IndridCold have his turn. All new authors must go through couch time. Morbid still does it, but that’s because he loooooves that couch.
I was gonna run away with the couch once and have its ottoman, but we’re on a break now.
9:21 am on May 10th, 2008
See what drugs do to your brain….. idiots.
4:48 pm on May 10th, 2008
Found this comment today on orange shirt’s MySpace page.
“Okay well I mean beyond the fact that its dirty as hell of a thing to do anyways, why a BLACK kid’s SKULL?? you can get haunted and shit for doing shit like that man its scary shit.. why a black kid??”
WTF? I don’t understand what kind of point, if any, this douchebag was trying to make make and what the race of the deceased boy has to do with anything. Robbing a skull from a cemetery to use as a bong was depraved, sick and just plain stupid and some retard is off on a tangent about the skull being from a black boy. What an asinine comment. “You can get haunted” I couldn’t help but laugh when I read that. Getting haunted should probably be the last of these two idiots’ concerns.
5:05 pm on May 10th, 2008
God if that scared him he should be afraid of the bitchy white woman curse. It is way worse.
6:08 pm on May 10th, 2008
LOL He must not have appreciated all his “friends” comments… or maybe the emails? Orange shirt tot deleted all his friends, comments, everything off his MySpace.
6:23 pm on May 10th, 2008
Lisa, that is weird. Maybe some voodoo amateur or specialist in racist superstitions will come here and tell why it matters whose grave these jerks violated. I’d think ANY ghost would be outraged.
8:11 pm on May 10th, 2008
Exactly Wry, as I’m sure are any living relatives. I’m not sure if they can do anything to return the gravesite to the condition it was in before this happened or if they have even been able to recover the skull.
9:28 am on May 11th, 2008
This is probably the most idiotic thing I’ve ever heard of some assholes doing. Totally stupid but also really disgusting. It’s not that difficult to borrow a pipe from someone or have an 18yr old go to a porn shop to get one for your dumb 17yr old asses. Sheesh!
5:01 pm on May 11th, 2008
I’m not too up on burial history, but it seems to me the boy may have been buried in a wooden coffin. In that case, it collapsed long ago and the only thing the family could do would be gather up the bones and buy a new coffin. That’s an expensive proposition. I can’t even imagine the family’s feelings when the skull is returned to them — with the alterations made by the asshats. I hope it is given directly to the cemetery staff. Can you imagine being handed the bong-skull of your great, great, great, uncle?
9:19 am on May 12th, 2008
Check out what dickhead’s sister sent me on MS. My message to him is @ the bottom, her response is under here. Gotta love it…the dream team defense, LMAO. I cursed her delusional ass out and blocked them, so…
From:
GG GG
Block User
myspace.com/sukkmydikkbitch
Date:
May 11, 2008 11:04 PM
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Subject:
RE: ?
Body:
look bitch this is his sister stop bumping ur nasty ass gums my bro didnt do that shit if u wana talk shit to some one im gnna b that person my bro is a good person get ur story straight b4 u talk shit got something ese to say?
—————– Original Message —————–
From: ..Ms.
2 Fly 2 B Depressed..
Date: May 11, 2008 2:09 PM
U FUCKING SICK PSYCHO.
CHECK UR DUMB ASS OUT ON ..WWW. DREAMINDEMON.
COM.. – U & UR FUCKED UP FRIEND. I DONT KNW HOW YOUR MOOD CAN POSSIBLY BE “CALM” WHEN THE WHOLE WORLD NOW KNOWS WHO AND WHAT U R. MUST HAVE TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS TO SIT AROUND AND THINK OF SOME SICK SHIT LIKE THAT, GRAVE ROBBERY. GET A FUCKING LIFE SICKO…DIE SLOW.
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