San Antonio, TX - Lawrence “Poppy” Vincent, 74, had a pretty good day Monday. The Warriors he coached at Bracken Christian School had been to state track meet in Waco last week, and the season was over. His job at Bracken was pretty well finished for the year. So Vincent decided he’d do a little Bible study in McAllister Park. And he would have gotten away with it too, if not for that pesky undercover officer.
Vincent is accused of exposing himself to a police officer. In broad daylight. Outside. In the park. Then he showed the officer his panties, his bra, and his Bible.
Yep - Lawrence “Poppy” VIncent is a weirdo transvestite. Under Eddie Izzard’s Rules of Transvestite Organization, this puts Poppy Vincent right next to J. Edgar Hoover. Because in order to be an executive transvestite, one kind of has to look good doing it and not get arrested. I really think that carrying a Bible, exposing himself to a cop and showing off the lingerie in bad outdoor lighting puts Coach Vincent firmly in freakin’ weirdo transvestite territory.
Of course, that’s former coach, now. Bracken Christian School is a place I have seen before, in the movie Saved. Bracken had Coach Vincent fired before the day was out. But c’mon. They hired the guy when he was 66 years old - well past retirement for many teachers and coaches. His defense could argue Alzheimer’s at 74. I can kind of see why Bracken had to fire him, though. It’s just not okay to show people your wang - or your silky bra and panty set - in public.
Lawrence Vincent has been charged with indecent exposure. He’s out on bond, and out of a job.
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8 responses so far ↓
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Lynn
May 7, 2008 at 5:49 pm -I want to be his defense lawyer. I say #1, he has Alzheimer’s. #2 He wasn’t exposing himself, he just had an itch. And #3, he dressed in the dark. Dismissed.
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impqueen
May 7, 2008 at 5:53 pm -I’m guessing the bra is gonna screw that whole defense up.
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jlt080405
May 7, 2008 at 8:40 pm -crack me up imp
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feisty76
May 7, 2008 at 10:01 pm -Dang! The guy has no MySpace. What’s a girl to do? (;
As for the bra issue… maybe he had old man boobs and was trying to keep them um, perky? Or not.
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polis
May 7, 2008 at 10:16 pm -ugghh…thanks now you have me thinking about old man boobs. :’(
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Becca
May 7, 2008 at 10:22 pm -Okay.
Dayum. Poor old fucker can’t show off at home..sad, but okay.
**spew** Goddammit, beer through the nostrils is a bad thing!
I kinda almost feel bad for this guy. Yeah it’s a screwed story but if I have to choose between molesting a small child and flashing a cop…hmmmm….you following me here??
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impqueen
May 7, 2008 at 11:31 pm -LOL.. yep.
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akika666
May 8, 2008 at 10:52 am -Victoria’s secret? not anymore!
…sorry, couldn’t help it. i’m on muscle relaxants.
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