Lawrence Vincent Is A Weirdo Transvestite

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Lawrence Vincent Is A Weirdo Transvestite

May 7, 2008 by impqueen

Filed under: Crime, Public Indecency

Coach Lawrence

San Antonio, TX - Lawrence “Poppy” Vincent, 74, had a pretty good day Monday. The WarriorsThe Warriors reviews he coached at Bracken Christian School had been to state track meet in Waco last week, and the season was over. His job at Bracken was pretty well finished for the year. So Vincent decided he’d do a little BibleBible reviews study in McAllister Park. And he would have gotten away with it too, if not for that pesky undercover officer.

Vincent is accused of exposing himself to a police officer. In broad daylight. Outside. In the park. Then he showed the officer his panties, his bra, and his Bible.

Yep – Lawrence “Poppy” VIncent is a weirdo transvestite. Under Eddie Izzard’s Rules of Transvestite Organization, this puts Poppy Vincent right next to J. Edgar Hoover. Because in order to be an executive transvestite, one kind of has to look good doing it and not get arrested. I really think that carrying a Bible, exposing himself to a cop and showing off the lingerie in bad outdoor lighting puts Coach Vincent firmly in freakin’ weirdo transvestite territory.

Of course, that’s former coach, now. Bracken Christian School is a place I have seen before, in the movie SavedSaved reviews. Bracken had Coach Vincent fired before the day was out. But c’mon. They hired the guy when he was 66 years old – well past retirement for many teachers and coaches. His defense could argue Alzheimer’s at 74. I can kind of see why Bracken had to fire him, though. It’s just not okay to show people your wang – or your silky bra and panty set – in public.

Lawrence Vincent has been charged with indecent exposure. He’s out on bond, and out of a job.

Thanks, MomOf4!

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8 Comments on "Lawrence Vincent Is A Weirdo Transvestite" make up the 115,835 total comments on Dreamin' Demon.

Lynn
5:49 pm on May 7th, 2008

I want to be his defense lawyer. I say #1, he has Alzheimerâ€™s. #2 He wasn’t exposing himself, he just had an itch. And #3, he dressed in the dark. Dismissed.

impqueen
5:53 pm on May 7th, 2008

I’m guessing the bra is gonna screw that whole defense up.

jlt080405
8:40 pm on May 7th, 2008

crack me up imp

feisty76
10:01 pm on May 7th, 2008

Dang! The guy has no MySpace. What’s a girl to do? (;

As for the bra issue… maybe he had old man boobs and was trying to keep them um, perky? Or not.

polis
10:16 pm on May 7th, 2008

ugghh…thanks now you have me thinking about old man boobs. :’(

Becca
10:22 pm on May 7th, 2008

Vincent is accused of exposing himself to a police officer.

Okay.

In broad daylight. Outside. In the park.

Dayum. Poor old fucker can’t show off at home..sad, but okay.

Then he showed the officer his panties, his bra, and his Bible.

**spew** Goddammit, beer through the nostrils is a bad thing!

I kinda almost feel bad for this guy. Yeah it’s a screwed story but if I have to choose between molesting a small child and flashing a cop…hmmmm….you following me here??

impqueen
11:31 pm on May 7th, 2008

I kinda almost feel bad for this guy. Yeah itâ€™s a screwed story but if I have to choose between molesting a small child and flashing a copâ€¦hmmmmâ€¦.you following me here??

LOL.. yep.

akika666
10:52 am on May 8th, 2008

Victoria’s secret? not anymore!

…sorry, couldn’t help it. i’m on muscle relaxants.

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