Danish Qureshi Watches You Pee At The DD
King’s Park, NY - Dunkin’ Donuts at King’s Park comes with a little something besides a Turbo Hot with cream and Splenda. That DD also comes with a ladies’ room bathroom-cam, courtesy of its soon-to-be former employee Danish Qureshi. Qureshi, 25, has the Borat-like hobby of watching the ladies “make toilet”. He also sells them donuts, but he didn’t get arrested for that.
I’m not even gonna get into how funny it is that a guy named Danish works at the Dunkin’ Donuts. Besides, I am pretty sure Danish is totally fired, since he got caught with the surveillance monitoring computer. Basically, Qureshi installed a webcam style surveillance camera in the ladies’ room, and would monitor the footage from a laptop in his car parked outside. I will respectfully refrain from any jokes about cream filling or handwashing, but you know you’re thinking it, and so do the Dunkin’ Donuts lawyers.
What’s funny is that police were alerted to the camera by “a resident who has similar surveillance technology.” Um, okay. So the resident with his own surveillance setup caught the bathroom-cam on his own computer and called the cops - but what was that guy watching? Let’s just assume it’s his front door, or the DD line traffic. Because you wanna know what time to go down for the special donut and a Turbo Hot, right? I’d totally pay attention to that.
Qureshi was arraigned Sunday on a charge of felony unlawful surveillance for the purpose of sexual arousal. He is being held in the Suffolk County Jail on $15,000 bond , of which 50% must be paid in cash.
Dunkin Donuts Turbo Hots with cream and SPLENDER (as it is pronounced in SC apparently) are totally worth letting some guy watch me pee. I mean, those things are like $3. Add a toasted bagel with cream cheese and I might even smile for the camera.
But seriously, what is so arousing about watching women in the bathroom? I mean come on, it is Dunkin Donuts after all. Supermodels and the fit and fabulous don’t exactly frequent their bathrooms. I should know, I’m a regular.
You really gotta stop using the drive-through. You could totally score free donuts. And SPLENDER!
Sorry, Dunkins donuts are not good to me even when they are free.
Krispy Kreme all the way baby!!
LOL you should of started the article with that line… hehe sounds like a relative of the creators of DD- who else would name a baby that?
OMG, I may never use a public potty again..
and on a grosser note, I wonder if the sight of a tampon totally killed his boner?!
Please, ladies and gentlemen, enough of the toilet humour - this is serious….snicker…
He merely wanted to see what the ladies did with the donuts and coffee he sold them the day before, to add to his documentary ‘Where Do They Go? Special Looking of Girl-Parts in Quest for Famousity on Dremink Daemont’.
Step-stair eyes. I think he’s faking the low ears by raising his fat chin. Look at him trying to be all dignified, as if there’s a dignified explanation for what he was doing.