???????? ????? ????????Illinois – This blank stare, ladies and gentlemen, belongs to Sofia Nino, 24, our latest in a long line of breeders who can birth children, but can’t seem to keep them alive.

Monday night, Nino’s 3 year old son, Aziriah wet himself. Nino, being the caring mother that she is, told him she loved him anyway, bathed him and dressed him in a nice clean set of pajamas. OK, no she didn’t. Would we be talking about her if she did? Nino actually hit him on the back of the head and took him to the bathroom and closed the door. WitnessesWitnesses reviews described hearing screaming and what sounded like the boy being hit. They also claim to have witnessed him emerging from the bathroom naked, crying, and shaking uncontrollably. Now, I don’t know about you guys, but I don’t think she got that potty training method from any of the parenting books. I’m a few years past the potty training stage, but it could not have changed that much.

PittsburghPittsburgh reviews, PA — Terrence Andrews, age 38, told police that his neighbor Lisa Maas “looked down on [him]” and treated him “like dirt.” So naturally the resident of the Shadyside neighborhood in Pittsburgh, PA did what any smelly, psychopathic asshole would do to a rude 19-year-old neighbor — he stabbed her to death.

In a criminal complaint released by Pittsburgh law enforcement, Andrews told of having a conversation with Maas early in the day on Thursday, May 29. According to the accused, Maas told him to his face that he stank. “That burned me up all day,” said Andrews, “and I decided that I was going to kill her.”

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Olympia, WA – Capital High School student Ian Metz went to his first hour class on Wednesday morning, just like any other school day. Except… “It’s going to sound completely out of nowhere, but there’s a man out there with a gun and pink boots,” Ian told his teacher.

Anya Adora, 33, was stalking the high school hallway wearing a dress, pink boots, and carrying a Taser. Okay, it wasn’t a gun, but dude. Transsexual in the high school hallway brandishing a Taser is bad enough, but those pink boots? So last year. [Read more...]

… as long as I’ve got my Cocaine Jesus…

Texas Border – Now that is just a beautiful depiction of Our Lord right there.  Look at the full eyelashes!  The caring expression!  The shiny, molded hair!  The golden robes covered with the best Dutch Boy Gold spray paint!  And the whole six pound statue is lovingly handcrafted out of only the finest South American cocaine!   Wait…. what? [Read more...]

UPDATE 6/12/08 – Jaden Markes died this morning after a two week bout of aspiration pneumonitis caused by his lissencephaly. Our deepest sympathies go out to Erin Markes and all those who loved and took care of Jaden.

Dreamin’ Demon Home Office - Not long ago, Erin Markes made our front page. She’d starved her four year old son nearly to death, I wrote, and I wasn’t nice about it. The story in our forums was a lengthy exercise in internet combat, particularly with Erin’s extended family. Much of the debate centered on Jaden’s severely disabling brain disorder, lissencephaly. At the time, I said in public that if I was wrong about Erin, I’d post it on the front page. So when Erin was cleared of neglect charges in Jaden’s case, I updated my original article – but I was still mad. [Read more...]

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Warren, OH – Shannon “Stoodi” Currence, 28, is a child-beating bitch.  Last Saturday, her nine-year-old son was being teased and picked on in the family’s front yard.  The little boy started to scream at his tormentors – only to have his mother make things worse.   [Read more...]

Lake County, IN – It takes a special kind of asshole to earn his wifebeater on his honeymoon, and Jose Cuevas Jr. is just such a guy. Cuevas, 37, is accused of beating his new bride Marbelin Jeronimo after she said “no way, Jose” to a particular sex act. Cuevas held his wife’s head under water, beat her until her eyes swollen shut, and threatened to kill her. [Read more...]

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Lake Mack, FL – Diana Carey’s Myspace looks kind of okay. Until you realize that none of the pictures of her children are dated after 2007, and most are from 2005 and 2006.  And then you start seeing the boys – their stares, their eyes, the bruises that seem to show up more when you know what you’re looking at.  The toddler with a broken arm.  Then it’s no real shock that Chad and Diana Carey were arrested on SundaySunday reviews for the abuse of three of their sons, ages ten, eight, and five. [Read more...]

NEW ALBANY, Ind. – Here is a story I am a bit conflicted with because of some of my opinions in regards to our current school system and how unruly children, or children who are unable to interact with other kids without disrupting the classes they are in. See, 5-year-old Gabriel Ross took a hidden tape recorder to school, on behalf of his parents, after months of explaining to them that his teacher, S. Ellen Jones Elementary teacher Kristen Woodward, was mean to him. What they caught was Mrs. Jones verbally berating the 5-year-old in front of his class.

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UPDATE 5/29/08 -Tameisha Suarez, 33, was arrested today and charged with murder in the death of Alisha Spencer and the kidnapping of Alisha’s daughter Precious Diamond Spencer.  Precious was found yesterday at Suarez’s home and is safe.

Atlanta, GA – Just a real quick one in regards to a missing child. Police say that Alisha Spencer, 24, and her 5-month-old daughter, Precious Diamond Spencer, were last seen May 24 at a home on Daisy Drive in Decatur. On May 26th, Alisha Spencer’s body was found in an abandoned building. She had been shot in the neck and back. Police had been looking for a 1990 silver or tan Honda Accord, but it has been located. There was no sign of the infant.

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.. in all the wrong places…

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Oshkosh, WI – On the evening of May 11, a Wisconsin State Patrol trooper stopped a car going about 80 miles an hour on the highway. In the driver’s seat was a thirteen year old boy.. In the passenger seat sat a forty-one year old woman named Teresa Mae Cantrall. After a two-week investigation, Cantrall was arrested on Tuesday for child sexual abuse. [Read more...]

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Lockport, NY – Shawn M. Owens, 18 is a spoiled rotten druggie brat who has no respect for his mother. On Saturday night at around 11:15, police were called to Owens’ mother’s home in Lockport because of a domestic disturbance. While Shawn Owens was beating his mama, a witness tried to stop him and was also injured. [Read more...]

Dora Nance and Florence Holmes

Cincinnati, OH – At about 12:00 a.m. on Monday, there was “a ruckus” coming from apartment 312 at the Founders Home Apartments in Cincinnati. Florence Holmes, 93, was beaten bloody, her head cut and bones broken. By 12:30 a.m., police were breaking down Ms. Holmes’ door to get in to her, because the small, elderly woman was too frail to get to the door. Florence Holmes had been robbed of five dollars and beaten. The weapon? A vacuum cleaner. [Read more...]

Ronald Machado, Thomas Lorigan, Krystle Weaver

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Greenville,PA - Ronny Machado and Krystle Weaver were waiting for Heather Turk to come home. Weaver, 20, had called Heather from the apartment the three had been sharing. Heather, her two small children, and her father Thomas Lorigan were out grocery shopping. While Machado and Weaver waited, they unscrewed light bulbs to darken the rooms. They got out their knives. And when Lorigan came in with his daughter and grandchildren, Machado and Weaver struck. [Read more...]