What a dumb ass this girl is. I suppose we'll be reading about her again on this site someday.

So sorry couldn’t help my self… *going back to closet now*

Aw, Come on back out of the closet.....you make me laugh. That's a good thing! *big grin*

And you must be a closet politician……You managed to take a direct quote of mine, and repost it without the other supporting statements, so it would have the exact opposite meaning of the intended one, and make me look like one of our trolls. LMAO! That’s pretty good. Heehee.

LOL So sorry couldn't help my self... *going back to closet now*

Nah not always, I've frozen soda's often, mainly to keep them cool until we got to the beach. I've always drunk a glassful out of it first, just so it doesn't expand and split the bottle. It's not much fun cleaning frozen coke from all over the inside of your freezer.

But what's really bothering me is...who freezes soda? Only to thaw it out again the next day? Doesn't freezing a carbonated beverage make it explode? Couldn't she have waited for an exploding beverage container to take her parents out?

Clearly she was just trying to prevent them from drinking those unhealthy beverages and getting tooth decay or diabetes. Very considerate!

Well i would sure be afraid to sleep at night just knowing what she is capable of

I’m also thinking that there’s no way that a normal, well-raised, well-adjusted 16 year old girl would try to poison her parents.

Wonder what’s been happening at home.

I agree...if there has been a situation at home who knows for how long, or how severe, i've read that most children of abuse isolate themselves and find it hard to open up to anyone, and live the way they think is acceptable.

Rock Hill in da HIZZ-OUSE!
Don't piss us off, we will FUCK UP your soft drinks. No joke. Not the store brands, the NAME brands. We are hard core like that.

Ok, just Dopie, not me...I'm in the Upstate. :D

Dopie, I've been to Rock Hill, yes y'all are. :lol:

Just kidding.

Welcome Dopie! Glad you like it here! Stay a while, and keep posting. :-D

Welcome Dopie :)

As I live and breathe!!

I have lurked here for a few months and have resisted the urge to post on quite a few horrible stories but when I see my town in lights on the DD, well I just have to say something!!

Do us proud Narasha!! We want the world to know just how freaking backwoods you are making the rest of us look!

We aren't all like that! Just sayin'....

Love this site!

I have to admit, I just have a hard time thinking that a 16 year old girl could be accountable for her actions if they're this kind of evil.

That's a limitation on my part, I guess.

I always tend to think that horrible parents or bad socialization or crappy genetics are responsible. I can't believe that a kid would be a murderer without one of the above being the case.

Again, my limits.....

O_O She did not just say that…*looks again* yep she sure did.

And you must be a closet politician......You managed to take a direct quote of mine, and repost it without the other supporting statements, so it would have the exact opposite meaning of the intended one, and make me look like one of our trolls. LMAO! That's pretty good. Heehee.

O_O She did not just say that…*looks again* yep she sure did.

LOL, you caught me shadow - I'm a closet perp defender! NOT! *snicker*

What did she tell the police was her reason for attempting to murder her family?

Dunno, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't "They were abusing me", or she would not be home with them right now. She just said she was pissed at them, but as far as I know, she didn't say why.

Maybe she thought her family all had filthy mouths, and was just trying to help them out a bit. Poor girl, in trouble for trying to make them better people!

O_O She did not just say that...*looks again* yep she sure did.

Yeah, but I think if that was the case, she would have mentioned it to someone in the jail, and would NOT have been released to her parents. I could be wrong. She might be too scared to say anything even in jail. But if she was abused enough to attempt murder, jail would have been the perfect place to tell her secrets. It would be much more believable.

What did she tell the police was her reason for attempting to murder her family?

What if she’s abused to the point that she’d try to murder her captors/parents, AND she’s too stupid to succeed?

Yeah, but I think if that was the case, she would have mentioned it to someone in the jail, and would NOT have been released to her parents. I could be wrong. She might be too scared to say anything even in jail. But if she was abused enough to attempt murder, jail would have been the perfect place to tell her secrets. It would be much more believable.

I'm just worried, because we don't know.

Seriously.

What if she's abused to the point that she'd try to murder her captors/parents, AND she's too stupid to succeed?

I'm just sayin'....

Devil's advocate, and whatnot.

…but she’s obviously a late bloomer (or dud), intellectually speaking. I mean, who poisons anyone with one of the most obvious smelling chemicals known to man?

Yeah....they should probably charge her with stupidity, too. How much time do you normally get on a 'stupid charge'? Oh, yeah, in most cases it's a life sentence. LOL.

Yeah, while I'm normally the first to question the parents' hand in the matter...

I was also a teenaged girl, once. While I never poured bleach into something my family members would drink, I can certainly sympathize with the "fucked up shit that seemed like a good idea at the time" occurances. Teens can often think very impulsively. I think I once considered "poisoning" a friend with ipecac syrup...and what kid hasn't considered the laxative prank? Sure, bleach is a little more hardcore and this chick is older than I was when I considered those things...

...but she's obviously a late bloomer (or dud), intellectually speaking. I mean, who poisons anyone with one of the most obvious smelling chemicals known to man?

Notice that it's the sweet, innocent looking ones that you have to watch out for? They keep quiet, hold everything in and then one day BAM!!! They just let you have it.

Ohhhh, I had a normal, well-raised, unabused brother who got pissed off one day when he was eight and pissed in the apple juice container.

So, Imp, would you like a glass of apple juice? Fresh from the orifice....ummm, I meant orchard.... :-D

I’m also thinking that there’s no way that a normal, well-raised, well-adjusted 16 year old girl would try to poison her parents.

Ohhhh, I dunno. I had a normal, well-raised, unabused brother who got pissed off one day when he was eight and pissed in the apple juice container. He thought we'd all die and he would have the Nintendo all to himself.

So it could totally happen.

Next story: "Narasha Simpson found chained to bed with bowl of bleach for supper; parents give 20-life for child abuse. "

At least, that's probably how it would go down in the Imp House.

Maybe she thought her family all had filthy mouths, and was just trying to help them out a bit. Poor girl, in trouble for trying to make them better people! No, wait....for trying to make them dead! Make her drink some of the soda she poisoned, maybe it will help her 'clean up' her act.

She was released to her parents on Tuesday.

Her parents took her home? With them? I hope they hide all of the household cleaners while she's there.

I'm glad that nobody was daft enough to drink the bleach....

I'm also thinking that there's no way that a normal, well-raised, well-adjusted 16 year old girl would try to poison her parents.

Wonder what's been happening at home.