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Mauriel Mercado + Derek Garcia = Stupid

Created on April 29th, 2008 by impqueen now with 1,439 views

muriel Mercado and Derek Garcia

Sacramento, CA - Mauriel Mercado, 20, and her boyfriend Derek Garcia, 22, had some shopping to do Friday night. So they went to the mall, parked at Macy’s, and left Mercado’s two year old son in the car. With the windows up. For nearly an hour. Now they’re all upset and surprised that the toddler is in foster care and they got arrested. I know, right? What’s the world coming to when you can’t even cook your baby in public?

It was about 5:30 Friday evening when Mercado and Garcia left the toddler boy in the car. Initial reports say the doors were unlocked but the windows rolled up, but Mercado disputes that. She says the doors were locked, but “the sunroof was open”. Ohhh. Well, dumbass, that makes it all better - not. Anybody can still get your kid, and he can still be overheated when it’s nearly 80 outside. Idiot.

The little boy, who may be pictured on Derek Garcia’s Myspace page, set off the car alarm and was crying and sweating profusely when passersby got him out of the dark-colored Honda and called police after 6:00 p.m. See, Mauriel? They got him out. You didn’t. Luckily, a pedophile didn’t. Luckily, someone did or you’d have baby flambe’, but you were thinking about that new bra-and-panty set, or the new swim trunks for Derek, or whatever, weren’t you? Somebody within smacking distance slap her in the head for me, please? Thank you.

Mercado told reporters Monday that she loved her son, but that “It was a mistake, everybody makes mistakes,” she said. “It’s not right to make that mistake but I love him. Don’t judge me off of what you guys see on TV.” Um, especially since the surveillance video was released showing Mercado and Garcia being dumbasses in front of the world. Sucks to be you, I agree, but honestly? Sucks worse to be that baby boy.

Mercado and Garcia are already out of jail on bond, but are facing child endangerment charges. Mercado’s son is in the custody of Child Protective Services.

Here are two merged videos from Channel 3 KCRA

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30 responses so far ↓


  • 1

    Hippiepoet

    Apr 29, 2008 at 7:59 am -

    Leave the kid in the car whilst shopping in the fucking mall. Holy shit. What a couple of stupid asshats and you know the dumb bitch will get the baby back. The idiocy of some people just fucking amazes me.




  • 2

    Angel

    Apr 29, 2008 at 8:15 am -

    The pictures tell a story all their own….The guy looks like he is bored and pissed that he can’t keep whatever plans he made for the evening. The mom, with her glassy-eyed stare, simply looks as if she doesn’t give a shit and can’t figure out what the fuss is all about.

    Oh, and Imp……baby flambe’? Isn’t that one of the really expensive dishes you can order at all of the best restaurants? Sometimes served with kid kippers? Or an iced infant shake for dessert? Mmmmm….I think I’ll go have some breakfast now. :-D




  • 3

    Morbid

    Apr 29, 2008 at 10:46 am -

    Video added.




  • 4

    ImmortalOne

    Apr 29, 2008 at 11:04 am -

    From that video, obviously the sunroof wasn’t open, must be an invisible sun roof. Why wouldn’t you take your child? I mean yeah they can be ornery and whiny when you are buying stuff for everyone else but them… but WTF is wrong with people?!




  • 5

    mom of 4

    Apr 29, 2008 at 11:32 am -

    So they left the baby in a hot car for almost an hour, left the car unlocked, and there was no child safety seat in the car? Yeah little mistake thats all…..NOT! The mistake was her thinking she could raise a child apparently.




  • 6

    Lizard

    Apr 29, 2008 at 12:05 pm -

    I don’t think Derek is enjoying his new celebrity status. His MySpace says, “[FUCK DA PUBLIC]..YALL DON’T KNOW ME ….”




  • 7

    Athena

    Apr 29, 2008 at 12:48 pm -

    No, but we can tell by his grammar that he is a worthless hoodrat that should have been sterilized, right, Lizard? I mean, how much more do we need to know?

    I’m sorry, but I do judge people who make the obvious effort to use incorrect English. It says a lot about the kinds of values you hold dear. This guy is clearly more interested in looking “hood” than being a responsible parent.

    It’d be awfully nice if this douchebag or one of his friends were to stop by and fill us in on exactly what he claims we’re missing…




  • 8

    Barbara

    Apr 29, 2008 at 12:49 pm -

    We know all we need to know about these douches.




  • 9

    Dakota Valkyrie

    Apr 29, 2008 at 1:15 pm -

    We know all we need to know about these douches.

    Yeah… like Summer’s Eve, they are disposable douches.




  • 10

    mom of 4

    Apr 29, 2008 at 1:25 pm -

    I think he must be reading here lol. His myspace now says “NO ONE REALY KNOWS WAT I HAVE BEEN THROUGH DO YOU!!!!!”. His nic is also changed to “WHO R U 2 JUDGE is taking a break.” Also his mood is “drained”. Poor baby.




  • 11

    Athena

    Apr 29, 2008 at 1:32 pm -

    LMAO…”Being though” something doesn’t cause you to leave your baby in a hot car while you shop. What a retard.




  • 12

    Barbara

    Apr 29, 2008 at 1:34 pm -

    lol




  • 13

    Miss. Hill

    Apr 29, 2008 at 1:47 pm -

    Geez…people need to mind their own business, I leave my toddler in the trunk while I do all my errands. What’s wrong with that, can’t a girl get her shop on with out nagging chidrens?

    Wow, people are fucked up they really think they did nothing wrong! Think people, t-h-i-n-k, duhhh!




  • 14

    impqueen

    Apr 29, 2008 at 4:45 pm -

    Speaking of tards, we got the most awesome hate mail today from someone named “Tasha”:

    tasha wrote:
    you have notthing to do with the peoples lives that are on here and you voulteers judge off what you see on tv put your self in these ppl shoes do you know these ppl in realty or are you a couch patato who listens to all this he say she say stuff by all means the mistakes these ppl did were dumb stupid and carless but the website you created and these comments and the things you post you dont know anything that is why the world is how it is full of hate did honesty hyprocrites and stero-types these ppl some of them might really deserve their punishment but some might be really good people and what do you do if you judge them and post things you dont evn know how much better are you who are you to judge them are you god this is so uncalled for in some of these caeses and i dont think your website is good first off of advertising it with a hudge demon on our website and then you lie create profiles create news post blogs and comments how godly and nice you people are if you ask me every one is equal until proven wrong
    -he who has not sinned throw the first stone

    Now, Morbid responded quite reasonably via email and in our forums, but I thought I’d do a little checking just to see who Tasha really is. Her IP led straight to Sacramento. On her email provider’s member profile, I found this:


    NeVer TaKe Ur Fam FoR GraNted I LoVe U DooDie Mama Comin FoR U!! yoU NeveR KnO How GuD U reaLLy HaVe iT TiL iTs GoNe…fuck the press dam leave us alone!!!we don’t want no interview no stories!!

    So i’m gathering the baby’s nickname is Doodie? Oh God. That poor kid. I wonder if Tasha is really Mauriel Mercado, or is just a friend or relative of hers.




  • 15

    Athena

    Apr 29, 2008 at 4:51 pm -

    Wow. Morbid’s response is posted in the forums? I’ll have to swing by.

    See? I would call Tasha “illiterate”. Although she can obviously read and write (kind of), she’s awfully uneducated. Am I wrong for using “ignorant” and “illiterate” interchangeably? :P




  • 16

    mammasweets

    Apr 29, 2008 at 5:02 pm -

    This is proof that pretty doesn’t mean smart. Beauty fades and kids die in hot cars.

    Your kid is nicknamed after shit. Like how you treat him.

    Good job asswipe!




  • 17

    impqueen

    Apr 29, 2008 at 5:09 pm -

    well, i dunno if she’s the kind of person about whom you and swivel were arguing in Three Things, but in my opinion, she’s ignorant AND very nearly illiterate. :D

    I think i’m gonna call the baby demon “Hudge Demon” from now on, though.




  • 18

    impqueen

    Apr 29, 2008 at 5:15 pm -

    I know, Morbid already handled it, but I had to ask my burning questions, too, so I emailed Tasha back as well:

    So.. are you Mauriel Mercado, or just a friend of hers? I’m curious. And I’m nicer than Morbid, but he’s sick today and he doesn’t like reading giant walls of misspelled words.
    And is your email account a reference to 2 Girls 1 Cup? Is that why the baby’s nickname is Doodie?
    impqueen

    six cents and an eyelash curler says i don’t hear back. or if i do, it will not be intelligible.




  • 19

    Angel

    Apr 29, 2008 at 5:15 pm -

    I leave my toddler in the trunk while I do all my errands.

    Thanks Miss Hill! I’m glad to see someone on here has been listening to me. I’ve been saying for a while now that the trunk is the best place for kids! LOL.

    The letter writer says: “these ppl some of them might really deserve their punishment but some might be really good people”

    What exactly does that mean? Does it mean that the people who are basically good, but ‘just make a mistake’, should not be punished? But those who are “bad” should be punished? And who gets to make these decisions? Oh, yeah, the Friends of Asshats Society. Although in this case it appears to have been the asshat himself. If this is really true, I guess I’ll see all of y’all later. I suppose this site will now have to be shut down, since all of the people we profile on here are “really good people”, who “just made a mistake”, according to their friends.

    Shit, I wish I had known about this fact sooner - I could have been doing any of a thousand other things…..

    Stupid fucktards! I think it’s a good thing these people did this. They are both too stupid to raise a child anyway.




  • 20

    mom of 4

    Apr 29, 2008 at 5:16 pm -

    Interesting. I figured they were reading here because his myspace comments changed after the link to it was posted here. Maybe instead of surfing the web googling themselves they should go to school and learn about grammar, spelling and sentence structure. Better yet go to the library and find some parenting books. All this “poor me” bullshit is pathetic. The baby is the one they should be thinking about not themselves. Seems like they are drowning in their own self pity!




  • 21

    mammasweets

    Apr 29, 2008 at 9:02 pm -

    That’s it? That’s all the brainiac and her penis could come up with?

    Look it’s simple. Hot cars and kids are a no no AND illegal. You nickname the poor kid something like DOODIE and then treat him like SHIT then it’s obvious what caliber of person you are. I’ll wait while you look that big word up.

    Yeah, I’m saying your a fucktard douche bag. Yeah I said it. FUCKTARD DOUCHE BAG!

    Wait, this way you can understand it. fUcKtArd DouChe BAg. Is that better? You and your penis should be smacked in the head with a rotten fish. I am being nice. I hope he goes to someone who actually has the brains to make sure he makes it to an adult without missing limbs or major felons.




  • 22

    personalopinion

    Apr 29, 2008 at 9:53 pm -

    From that video, obviously the sunroof wasn’t open, must be an invisible sun roof. Why wouldn’t you take your child? I mean yeah they can be ornery and whiny when you are buying stuff for everyone else but them… but WTF is wrong with people?!

    By the looks of the video they were probly goin in to shoplift and didn’t want the boy to cause attn. to them. Thats fucked and there have been many reports of this all over the US and its a known fact that leaving your children in the car unattended for any reason is illegal. However its good to know that the boy is alive and will hopefully be placed with a loving family.




  • 23

    WryBread

    Apr 29, 2008 at 10:01 pm -

    I think i’m gonna call the baby demon “Hudge Demon” from now on, though.

    So the demon’s first name is Hudge. I’ll have to check that out on my baby name sites.

    By the looks of the video they were probly goin in to shoplift and didn’t want the boy to cause attn. to them.

    I bet you’re right on that one. These two weren’t set on shopping in a mall. No one needs to mall shop so desperately that they can’t wait until they find someone to sit with their baby. I have heard of shoplifters stuffing things down the baby’s diaper though, so may be these two just wanted to steal as a couple like they did when they were courting. ROmAnTic!




  • 24

    Wonder

    Apr 30, 2008 at 4:12 am -

    my first impression was - a quick trip in while the momma distracted an employee while daddy stuck something in his pants. After all a family of three has to make cash to eat dinner.

    The no carseat is illegal and thank God there wasn’t one so the boy could pull the door handle and set off the alarm.

    These two are pure idiots… That is what they make strollers for and they do lend them to ya if you happen to forget yours in the other family car.




  • 25

    LeeMouse

    Apr 30, 2008 at 9:31 am -

    tasha wrote:
    you have notthing to do with the peoples lives that are on here and you voulteers judge off what you see on tv put your self in these ppl shoes do you know these ppl in realty or are you a couch patato who listens to all this he say she say stuff by all means the mistakes these ppl did were dumb stupid and carless

    Ah, if only these dumbshits had been stupid and carless, they wouldn’t be in this situation now, would they?




  • 26

    megamum

    Apr 30, 2008 at 10:39 am -

    tasha wrote:you have notthing to do with the peoples lives that are on here and you voulteers judge off what you see on tv put your self in these ppl shoes do you know these ppl in realty or are you a couch patato who listens to all this he say she say stuff by all means the mistakes these ppl did were dumb stupid and carless but the website you created and these comments and the things you post you dont know anything that is why the world is how it is full of hate did honesty hyprocrites and stero-types these ppl some of them might really deserve their punishment but some might be really good people and what do you do if you judge them and post things you dont evn know how much better are you who are you to judge them are you god this is so uncalled for in some of these caeses and i dont think your website is good first off of advertising it with a hudge demon on our website and then you lie create profiles create news post blogs and comments how godly and nice you people are if you ask me every one is equal until proven wrong-he who has not sinned throw the first stone

    WOW!!! I some how feel dumber for having tried to read that…Is it possible to lose IQ points this way? I feel like some points were just sucked out of my brain. I have a name for people that treat children this way, fucktard’s. I hope they burn in h.e. double toothpicks, or the car they rode in with.




  • 27

    michelle

    Apr 30, 2008 at 4:46 pm -

    WOW!!! I some how feel dumber for having tried to read that…Is it possible to lose IQ points this way? I feel like some points were just sucked out of my brain. I have a name for people that treat children this way, fucktard’s. I hope they burn in h.e. double toothpicks, or the car they rode in with.

    My brain hurts too! Owwww.




  • 28

    Lisa

    Apr 30, 2008 at 10:12 pm -

    “put your self in these ppl shoes”

    No thanks, that might entail a complete loss of common sense and intelligence.

    “NeVer TaKe Ur Fam FoR GraNted I LoVe U DooDie Mama Comin FoR U!! yoU NeveR KnO How GuD U reaLLy HaVe iT TiL iTs GoNe…”

    What a fucking eyesore. Why is it these gangsta wannabees feel that it’s necessary to stick capital letters in the middle of words? It seems that they exert more effort in their “spelling” than they do in their parenting.




  • 29

    blahblahblah

    Apr 30, 2008 at 10:39 pm -

    holy shit, that email was one insanely illiterate run-on sentence. i couldn’t even make it all the way through that blather; i felt a migraine coming on. reminds me of that whole theorem about monkeys typing forever and coming up with shakespeare. except in this case it’s two monkeys slamming their hands against the keyboard and coming up with a bunch of bullshit.




  • 30

    whoslaughingnow

    May 4, 2008 at 8:45 am -

    ignorant parenting strikes again….. and FUCK DEREK, .. BECAUZE WEEZE ALL KNOW YOU !!



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