Amber Jimenez Thinks Babies Go In Dumpsters
Rancho Cucamonga, CA - Amber Jimenez, 20, knows how to take an interesting Myspace picture. She also knows how to get it, as evidenced by the Myspace photo in which she tells us “This is how u GET IT“. Except she can get it on the dance floor at Obviously Third Trimester Pregnant, but she can’t get it into her head that you don’t dump a newborn in a dumpster.
On Sunday, a homeless man digging through a dumpster found Jimenez’ newborn baby daughter. The tiny infant was cold, but alive. She still had part of her umbilical cord attached. The transient had better sense than Amber Jimenez, because he knew babies don’t belong in Dumpsters and called 911. Paramedics took the baby girl to the hospital, where Child Protective Services was contacted.
Amber’s Myspace doesn’t mention her pregnancy at all. She’s a very pretty girl, and clearly doesn’t look like a moron, but obviously something somewhere is very wrong in the head of any woman who can throw her newborn out like trash. Denial? Maybe. In January, her blog entry said “good change / looks lyk life isnt so bad after all…” None of her blogs address her upcoming little bundle of joy. Maybe because to Amber, her baby girl was a little bundle of Dumpster waste.
I keep telling these mothers to call me, I’ll come get their babies, but do they listen? Noooo. Seriously, stupid bitches of the world, if you do not want your impending infants, PM us here at the Dreamin’ Demon. We can help you find resources in your area - like the Safely Surrendered Baby law in place in Cali that would have allowed Amber to leave her baby in a hospital ER, fire station, or many other places with no recourse, no questions asked. Or, y’know, abortion’s legal in California. What, you can kill it once it gets here but not before? Adoption totally out of the question? C’mon, girls. There are better options than “holy crap, i had a baby - quick, put it in the dumpster! Someone might look for it there!”
Investigators determined pretty quickly that the baby belonged to Amber Jimenez, who they found inside a nearby apartment. Jimenez apparently had given birth on Saturday night, and the baby had been in the dumpster for several hours.
So now, instead of relaxing at home with her sweet baby girl, Amber Jimenez is charged with attempted murder and assault on a child. After being treated at a hospital, she was taken to West Valley Detention Center, where she is recovering from childbirth and being held on $500,000 bail. Good decision, there, Amber. I really hope some of her friends can come explain this to me, because I want to understand and right now I just don’t.
2 LaTe!
That post has to be a joke. No one that stupid could have the tenacity to type such a long message. Their single brain cell would have exploded after about the fourth line. The bit about her getting the prom picture first thing took it a bit too far. It’s a pretty accomplished fake though. I’ll give it a high B.
Well, we know five things about this girl:
1. She can’t spell worth a shit.
2. Her punctuation skills are even worse.
3. Grammar? Fuck me runnin’! Is this even English?
4. She’s got our number folks….She knows we’re all bitches here - can we give her a great big “Thank you!” for realizing that so quickly, when it usually takes much longer for people to recognize our outstanding bitching skills?
and 5. She must have quit school some time before graduating third grade.
And on a more personal note to 3300 (is that your birthdate, or do you add the numbers together to come up with your IQ? 3+3+0+0= 6): Hello, Idiotchild, let me enlighten you with a few helpful hints on posting here…..Learn to spell; a dictionary can be used for that lesson. Also, if you want to insult another person, make sure you use words that might elicit the desired response. Calling people who enjoy shaming dumbasses as a hobby “bitches”, is like calling the Pope “Catholic”. Well, duuuhhhh…..of course we are bitches! That’s what we live for! Or at least I do. And while I might be a lot of things, I can assure you that I am not a gardening tool. This is another case in which those spelling lessons might come in handy. Have a great day!
Oh, and your friend? She is still one of the sorriest cunts I have ever seen! I hope her twat rots off, and gets infested with maggots. Now, that would be funny!
3300-
You have THEE worst grammar I have ever seen on this site, EVER.
By the way: “Bad Grammar Makes Jesus Cry.” It’s true. I read it on a button earlier today.
I tried to read that dumb ass post out loud to my husband, eventually I couldn’t even talk, between laughing at her and trying to decode the tard speak. Oh god, please post again 3300, I love to laugh.
3300 Step away from the computer and get your illiterate ass down to the nearest third grade class available. Your IQ is so low it’s not even registering. I actually feel sorry for you after reading that wall of shit you posted. Your stupid cunt of a friend who threw her baby in the garbage not so much though.
I gave up after the first couple of lines.
3300….May I suggest remedial english in the special ed trailer? The short bus picks up down the street from you at 7am.
You lost her with the higher math, Angel. She stopped reading and is still trying to figure out the equation…
Amber’s MySpace is now set to private.
Maybe she made bail and is now out getting trashed.
This person came from Amber’s myspace page. I know this because i have left comments in her blog (which is now private) BTW.
I put a link to this blog in (HER) blog…lol
I will stop doing that if ya want me too…hehehehehe
I like drawing them in for the slaughter…
I received this email before the myspace went private (copied and pasted of course)
Look i would appreciate it if u would stop writng on amber’s page… u dont know the whole story u only know what papers are printing and on online… we are her friends and family we know the type of person she really is and we love her and we’ll be here for hewr no matter what u write about her so please stop… ur a grown woman u should have better things to do wit ur time… act like the adult u are please… it was a terriblemistake and she’ll have to live wit it forever she doesn’t need ur help to do that…. (snip)
I know this kid made a mistake..But Gawd Daimmet!!!! It isn’t like this girl fed the baby and wrapped her in warm blankets, to be left on someones doorstep, in a basket. SHE WAS PUT IN THE DUMPSTER!
She did nothing for her baby but try to murder it…we hate baby killers here at the D’D…we hate the one’s that don’t succeed, but still give it their best effort, as much as the one’s that do finish the job. 3300, we hate your friend Amber, she’s the lowest of low, a mother who would hurt her own child. If she were a four legged bitch, instead of the two-legged variety, she would be put down. Have a nice day coddling your (almost) baby killer.
Yeah, what you said Carol13
I have 3 children ages, 8, 14, 18…I planned all three of them…
It was very simple, If I did not want to conceive, I ABSTAINED or used birth control measures, which are global now, even in third world countries..
I just wonder how all of her friends did not notice her baby bump…I saw it it her myspace galleries… In the one linked in the article.
You mean this one, Barbara?
This dumbass little bitch could have taken her daughter to the ER and dropped her off in a warm safe environment with food and people to care for her and it would have all been confidential. No one would have even known her skank ass was ever pregnant. But no, she couldnt live with that so she thought she could toss her baby out like worn out panties.
Stupid fuckin’ bitch. She had 7 maybe 8 months to think about all her options, but she chose to kill her baby. Thank God for that homeless man, he’s a real lifesaver.
Okay I can respect/understand parental unconditional love (after they kick your ass if you do dumb ignorant shit like what Amber did). However, anyone who really thinks they can or should defend this fucking cuntbag needs to be charged with child endangerment as well. Simply put… Baby’s do not go in dumpsters. There is no baby magazine I have ever seen with articles about how warm and comfy these are. There are no baby stores in my area (maybe in hers) that sell even an anything that remotely resembles a dumpster.
Too bad my local stores don’t sell brains, brain cells, or suicide kits. I think she needs to drink that kool-aid - and her friends and family who want to defend her and try to justify this fucktard’d cum dumpsters actions.
Does this mean we won’t get a Prom Picture? I was really looking forward to it too.
As for the nasty name calling. THANK YOU, may I have another.
Twatwad! 16 is old enough to know that babies aren’t disposable. They can’t get up and get them selves bottles, change their own diapers or put an extra blanket on when its cold. She must have missed that memo. Maybe it’s because she can only read things that alternate upper and lower case and use the fewest letters possible to get the jest across. I’m pretty sure you have to at least wait until they can balance a checkbook to kick them to the curb, or in this case, put their newborn bodies with umbilical cord still attached in a dumpster. I understand you want to stick up for her, but do you honestly think that this is the time? Shouldn’t it have been when she swollen with child and in denial? Oh, that’s right, the baby was a mistake. I should make a mental note lest I forget again.
Fuck you kindly,
Mamma (who didn’t throw her babies away)
“As part of her probation, Jimenez will visit high schools and other places when she is released from jail to teach young women about the safe-surrender program and tell her story ”
GREAT IDEA!!! Maybe she could throw in a little something about birth control…
http://www.contracostatimes.com/california/ci_10452233
I can’t even tell what the hell 3300’s posts say…really. But did she say “prom”? Doesn’t that imply…”school”? There’s another crime, right there. That idiot actually attends school? You’d think that by just being there, by osmosis, she’d learn a thing or two.
That’s some fine illiteracy you’ve got there, 3300. Lovely.
I don’t care what kind of “problems” Amber had. What she did makes me physically sick. There’s SO many people in the world who would’ve wanted that baby; NO REASON in the world to throw her in the trash. Well, Amber’s really got problems now: she’s going to jail!!! Probably not for long enough though. Her uterus DEFINITELY needs to be removed, too. BITCH. ASSHOLE. EVIL WHORE. SELFISH DOUCHEBAG. I could go on but I think you get my drift…
Wow! I wrote better than that in 3rd grade. I hope your baby dumping friend doesn’t write like you but I’m sure it is possible considering what she done. :shaking head: Do the world a favor & learn something in school. P.S. I don’t think God condones throwing a baby in the dumpster.
This is definitely a good idea.. *luvs to the Judge!* (or is it jug??)
To 3300, thank you for being you. I was having a crappy morning but your post made me laugh and laugh and laugh.
Whoa… I didn’t read that before. My Dummy Detector must be on the blink. I love a good tard rant.