BTW…Elana is not a very attractive woman, but again that does not mean that we are all what is depicted on Jerry Springer…There are some of us who are able to exude a bit of class.

Thanks Parkersmom – my sentiments exactly. but these and any others front paging the Demon are no reflection of me or my family.

The Angel knows that not all people from small southern towns are like these guys. If they were Angel would be writing this from a jail cell, or from the terminally ugly ward at the hospital. LOL.

I, myself, live in a small southern town (pop. less than 2000). But you have to admit, most of the fuck-ups on here who are from small southern towns are uglier than homemade sin, and can count the number of original teeth in their mouths on one hand. And have fingers left over to use for nose-picking.

I look like a goddess, myself, and my hubby is the sexiest man alive! In my own little world, of course. To the rest of the population, we are probably pretty average specimens. With brains and class, when we choose to employ those two traits.

While I understand that these men are total and complete Neanderthals, please don’t make the assumption that just because they are from a small town in the south that we are all like them. Rest assured that they are not comfy-cozy in nice cells with cable t.v. Our jail is just that…jail…not the Comfort Inn as some are.

BTW…Elana is not a very attractive woman, but again that does not mean that we are all what is depicted on Jerry Springer…There are some of us who are able to exude a bit of class.

Thanks Parkersmom – my sentiments exactly. I’m so glad you addressed this. As I have stated, I am from a small town from the south, Hee Haw Hell is how I usually refer my town, but these and any others front paging the Demon are no reflection of me or my family.

BTW…Elana is not a very attractive woman, but again that does not mean that we are all what is depicted on Jerry Springer…There are some of us who are able to exude a bit of class.

Forget jail – as with most dumb animals, catch n’ release, or put ‘em ta sleep.

Angel, as you have read on D’D, cops don’t always go by the rules. It looks to me that they did just that….Sleep well my friend.

Thanks, I will! *luvs and shugahs*

Looks to me as though the cops tied them by their feet and dragged them to the station behind the police car with their faces on the pavement.

That would be GREAT! Do ya think it might really have happened that way? I could sleep so well tonight, if I could believe that was true. Nah, probably didn’t happen. Cops have to follow rules, and I’m sure one of them says something like, “Thou shalt not drag stupid asshats to jail by their feet, with their faces on the ground.” Or something like that…..Too bad though.

But can I say, great minds think alike?

You may! You know it may have actually been your original thought, and I just read your mind, and typed it up before you did. I am psychic, you know…..No, wait, that’s psychotic, not psychic……maybe I didn’t read your mind after all…But great minds DO think alike!

Read comment #4. I’ve already done the mathematical formula to determine that the collective IQ is not even in the DOUBLE digits.

ACK! Angel, once again I’ve been exposed as a Skimmer. LOL

But can I say, great minds think alike?

The one on the left is looking to snag the deputy’s sandwich. The one in the middle thinks maybe he can get away if he wrinkles forehead and pretends to be an old-fashioned water heater. And the third one thinks those glasses make him look like John Lennon, but he just looks like a square of rental-unit carpeting.

lmao

Yeah, the guys were ugly…but have you seen some of the women from some of those po-dunk towns? Those three guys are actually prettier than some of the women there. And I have yet to see a pic of the wife. Perhaps she was one of the fuglier ones and Litchfield was a good catch for her.

Oh, Angel, say it ain’t so! These are the ugliest men that I have ever seen.

The one on the left is looking to snag the deputy’s sandwich. The one in the middle thinks maybe he can get away if he wrinkles forehead and pretends to be an old-fashioned water heater. And the third one thinks those glasses make him look like John Lennon, but he just looks like a square of rental-unit carpeting.

What UGLY men, and yet one had sex with a woman at least twice ….

Yeah, the guys were ugly…but have you seen some of the women from some of those po-dunk towns? Those three guys are actually prettier than some of the women there. And I have yet to see a pic of the wife. Perhaps she was one of the fuglier ones and Litchfield was a good catch for her.

What UGLY men, and yet one had sex with a woman at least twice to have two kids. Unless the wife stood across the room and the guy shot sperm at her like a hose and it took.

Red faces, red — necks, as Kathy says.

Perhaps a Deputy Fun Kit option — “Paint your own Rednecks!”

Sheee-it. I bet if we added all three morons’ IQs together, it still wouldn’t reach a triple digit.

Read comment #4. I’ve already done the mathematical formula to determine that the collective IQ is not even in the DOUBLE digits. Their collective cognitive capabilities put them only slightly higher on the scale than a dead turnip.