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James Crise Is So Not 21

UPDATE 8/10/08 - Turns out James Crise was a lot busier than he was letting on. He has been charged with NEW multiple felonies, including sexual assault and involuntary deviant sexual intercourse - against a 15-year-old girl.  He is out on $15,000 cash bond and is awaiting trial now in two cases - the one we covered here first, and now the new case.  Both carry multiple charges, although the new charges are more serious.  Details at the bottom of the article.

James Crise at dreamindemon.com

Greensburg, PA, February 22, 2008 - I love it when the perv of the moment has a Myspace. It gives me a warm fuzzy feeling, like I have a purpose in life. The pervs are in the closet, and I’m just a little impish lightbulb flashing at most inconvenient of times. Wow. I think we just had a moment there, didn’t we? Anyway. I don’t think James Crise is really gay, and he’s definitely not 21. And those 13-year-old girls in his car? He was “paying them to bikini wrestle.” And the laptops? Yeah, those were a bad idea.

James Crise is 26. And he was pulled over in Greensburg some months ago for running a red light. At the time, he asked the cop not to tell the girls in the backseat his real age, since he had told them he was 21. Because that’s how you get the cops on your side in Pennsylvania, right, dumbass? Naturally, this raised some suspicion, so the cop looked inside the vehicle to find two eighth-graders and two laptops. The girls told the police that they had been paid $200 to “bikini wrestle”. Um, okay. That sounds kind of like Humping Tag or Dickball to me.

The police felt the same way, so they took the computers and decided to do a little investigating. Which apparently took awhile, because sheez, seven months later they finally arraigned Crise on Thursday. Turns out he not only is accused of molesting those two girls, he also allegedly sold photographs of another naked 15-year-old girl. And he apparently had another man, James Moon, pose as a girl’s father to entice a 13-year-old away from her mother. This guy is a real piece of… work. Police are still investigating all the ick on those computers.

Crise has been charged with sexual abuse of children, sexual exploitation of children, unlawful contact with a minor, criminal use of a communication facility, interference with custody of children, conspiracy and corruption of minors. But for all that, his bond is set at $20,000. I don’t get that either. Here’s hoping he’s really, really broke.

UPDATE 4/24/08 - Someone stating that he or she is James Crise’s neighbor posted here, in our forums, last night. This person states that Crise was acquitted and was planning to sue websites who posted on his story. The poster goes on at some length about all the lawsuits Crise is filing. He says that grand juries are indicting officers and Crise is offering to take a detective’s house as partial payment of his multimillion dollar settlement. Then the poster stated that he could “get (Crise) to come on here”. Oh, okay. Especially since the registration information on the poster’s user account leads straight to James Crise’s email and Myspace page.

So I went and did a little digging at the Pennsylvania Magisterial District Judge Docket Sheet search engine, and found the docket sheets on this case. Oddly enough, Crise has not been acquitted. In fact, Crise hasn’t gone to trial yet. He’s actually had three continuances on a preliminary hearing. The next prelim on this case is May 1, 2008, and I can assure you, dear Denizens, I’ll be watching the docket.

Should Mr. Crise be found guilty, this article will be updated to reflect that. Should he be acquitted, this article will reflect that as well. But really, Jim? After posting lies about your acquittal and expecting us not to research, and threatening to sue this website? Even if you’re not a child molester, you’re kind of a jerk.

Update 8/10/08 - James Crise has now been charged with aggravated assault, statutory sexual intercourse, indecent assault, involuntary deviate sexual intercourse (called first-degree sexual intercourse in charging docs), sexual assault, and corruption of minors. He bonded out on $15,000 cash on July 31, so I really hope he’s reading here.  Here’s the link to the new docket sheet listing his new, improved charges: (New, Improved Crise Charges)

What’s fun is that he was out on bond awaiting trial on the previous bunch of charges when he was arrested. Those charges are being transferred from the Magisterial docket to the Court of Common Pleas. (Updated Magisterial Docket Sheet).  The transfer docket to The Court of Common Pleas shows that trial is scheduled to begin December 8, 2008. (Updated Common Pleas Docket Sheet)

Crise is gonna end up doing some time - if not on the first bunch of charges, definitely on the recent ones. And then he’s gonna be registering as a sex offender, I bet.  James, if you’re reading, we would love to hear your take on this. Please, by all means, log in and let us know what YOU think.

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57 Responses to “James Crise Is So Not 21”
  1. Lizard says:

    I cannot WAIT until we get this moron into court! After his forum visits, I’m so looking forward to hearing all the gory details about his activities. And, er, maybe any implications of his forum visits, etc. and so on.

  2. Wends says:

    Just to get a word in… without taking the time to read other posts (what can I say? I’m actually busy at the moment, and just dropped in for a sec):

    WOW. What a moron! I actually am laughing myself stupid. The fiancé is looking at me oddly. (grin)

    Imp, thanks so much for the update. It brings me joy to see people who got whacked with the stupid-pipe when they were young.

  3. impqueen says:

    I updated this one again with a little more information and links to the court docket sheets showing the charges and proceedings that are ongoing against our most infamous tard to date.

    Thing is, we’d have updated this article even if he hadn’t come here and acted like a jerk. But it’s just more fun since he did. :D

  4. Laceyy says:

    i just love how people even accuse the victims think of how the girl felt… she was young stupid innocent probably didnt have much of a way in the home life you know? maybe her parents werent there for her really? and she wanted someone she could trust and talk to and i guess he showed up and shown her friend ship then things went from there she learned to trust him once again young and innocent gets mixed into there its not her fault… he took advantage of her. and i love the one post saying that the girl was mental about believing him wow shit happens and think of all the hell the girlis going through right now seriously its been how long and i bet shes still really hurt and its taking how long to get this far with the case

    and how in the hell do these sleeze balls get that kind of money its like 55k wtf how the hell i been looking for his myspace none of the links work and i found his face book but you have to add him to see his profile witch is so dumb if you ask me but either way id like to know how the hell he is still out there it must be child molseter promise if one gets caught they will put money up to get him out of jail or something

    and seriously though i am the one affected how do you think i feel? life is hard and everything isnt making it better the people that are to help me havent really hell the fucker even texted me and they didnt do shit oh all they did was raised his bail or what ever and he got right back out so im like wtf people

    oh and his uncle r what ever that was involved i see him like every so often and im terrified and all that they havent done a damn thing really for me they were to change my number and everything nopeee still have the same number its so stupid and i thought they were on my side and every time i try to call them nothing gets done and how about i seen his uncle even near little kids the one day im like wtf i wish they would just hurry up and get this thing over with so my life can even move on im 17 now and half of the things arnt right false info wtf get my age right for one and get the rest of the story right too

    oh and supposedly he they got every like internet accessable thing and like looked at it or something and yet hes still online? i mean he is still on like my aim but i dont talk to him and he never aimed me yet thank god…. but still i see him get online all the time and hes even online with his phone i thought he wasnt even aloud to have like internet i

    th e one thing im happy about though is one day i was at the mall i seen him i guess he saw me too he walked right away and left the mall and what happened to the other people involved in this too? seriously where are they in all of tthis theres nothing about them getting charged at all

    and supoposedly the vids and pics were on sale? idk about that one but still if they were doing that shouldnt hey have charges and be some how what in with his case too you know what i mean? its just this thing especailly how big it is dont you think more would have been done already?

  5. impqueen says:

    Have I mentioned this guy really pisses me off? Yeah. He really, really pisses me off.

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