Tracy L. Wolf Is a Stalker With a Giant Cranium
April 18, 2008 by impqueen
Janesville, WI - Tracy L. WolfWolf reviews
, 36, is a repeat stalker and all-around wingnut. Also, his forehead is so huge you could draw a whole other face on it upside down. You know, at first I was thinking, “well, the guy must be kinda smart with all that cerebral leg room,” but then I realized, no, he’s a mutant. A crazy, crazy mutant who stalks women. From jail. After being arrested twice for…. yep! Stalking women.
I’m noticing that stalkers are almost always mutant-looking in one way or another. Maybe their ears are really low like the wife-beaters, or they have the Dreamin’ Demon Stair-Step Pedo Eyes (TM). Or, maybe they have a ginormous frontal bone. Beware the humongous cranium!
Sorry. I’ve really not slept enough lately. Anyway. Here’s how it went down:
Tracy Wolf was arrested and bonded himself out of the Rock County Jail on six charges of felony stalking with harassing phone calls and text messages. He’d been accused of stalking more than one female, at least one of them a minor. But, hey, it’s just stalking, right? So his bail was set low, and the jail took a check.
Then Wolf went home and continued calling women, threatening them and generally being a nasty pervert crazy stalker. And of course, the check Wolf used to bond himself out was hot. So, police went and arrested Wolf again, this time adding a charge of using an insufficient check to post bond and charges of felony stalking and felony bail-jumping. This time, they won’t take the check, so Wolf sits in jail as I type.
Oh but wait, our story gets better.
Wolf was picked up at 1:30 Thursday afternoon. By 7:00 p.m. Thursday, not even six hours later, a woman called police. She reported that someone had been calling her all afternoon. The stalker had called her collect and said stalker-like things into the “insert name here” section of the collect call message from the jail. Sure enough, Wolf was using the phone to dial the woman once an hour – as often as he could get to a phone. Now, this victim is not one of the victims in the original counts. Police aren’t saying whether Wolf knew this new victim in some way, or whether she was targeted at random.
The Janesville Gazette got the story, called the Rock County jail this morning to get comment from the jailer, and they get Sgt. Pat Lalor on the phone. Sgt. Lalor told the caller that he “was not aware of any complaints made against Wolf” last night while he was in jail. But Lalor said he would “look into the matter” and if a complaint was made, then Wolf would lose his telephone privileges.
Oh, well. Okay then. As long as he’s gonna get in trouble.
Tracy Wolf is facing charges of bad checks, multiple charges of felony stalking, and bail-jumping. He’s clearly not going to stop stalking women, even from jail. Here’s hoping he gets put someplace where there are no phones and no women for a long, long time.
4:41 pm on April 18th, 2008
I still say he’s an Alien. With a bad toupee
4:52 pm on April 18th, 2008
Where I come from, we call that an eight-head.
4:58 pm on April 18th, 2008
At least the big-ass head will make him easy to spot.
I hate people who talk in the “insert name here” thing. You’d think that they’d moniter his phone calls, him being an obbsessive stalker and all.
4:59 pm on April 18th, 2008
I would be scared to death if this guy was stalking me. I mean, The Hills Have Eyes-style scared. @_@
5:46 pm on April 18th, 2008
When I first saw that mug, I threw up my hands with a “whoooooaaa..” O.O lol
5:49 pm on April 18th, 2008
Everything about that guy is just wrong. You gotta wonder if the booking guys got ahold of a photoshop program and had some fun.
7:06 pm on April 18th, 2008
I bet one of those phone calls went something like this:
Operator: This is Deliverance County Jail with a collect call from
Wolf: Now let’s you just drop them pants. I’m gonna make you squeal like a pig. Weeeeeeee! Weeeeeeee!
Operator: Press 1 now if you would like to accept the charges.
Eeeekkkkkk! Now that guy is backwoods fugly.
7:41 pm on April 18th, 2008
He’s got the eyes. As orginator of “step-stair eyes,” I am glad to share the trademark with DD, but must point out that it’s not confined to pedophiles.
And he’s got them.
And he’s also OBVIOUSLY got such a hatred against women that it’s only a matter of time until he kills one of us. Why do we have to wait until that happens?
7:56 pm on April 18th, 2008
lmao.. I can just hear the banjos.
8:52 pm on April 18th, 2008
You’re absolutely right. Sorry I didn’t remember it was you that mentioned the stair-step eyes first. Pedo eyes are a rather distinct variation of same.
8:54 pm on April 18th, 2008
Hehhhhhh.
8:58 pm on April 18th, 2008
Ha-ha!! I was thinking the same thing! “Fat and Juicy”!!
9:44 pm on April 18th, 2008
Damn, that jail is really on top of things, and way to go on taking checks for bail. lol Idiots! I guess they aren’t smart enough to demand money orders for bail. That is the only form of payment our county jail accepts. They need to send this one to the mental ward.
10:44 pm on April 18th, 2008
Yes, pedo eyes have little children reflected in them whether there are little children around or not.
2:37 am on April 19th, 2008
My first thought was “Look, it’s a Wolf in sheep’s clothing!”
But that didn’t sound original enough, so I said to myself, hmmmmm……he has a girl’s first name and the last name of a species of canine. I guess that makes him a bitch.
Nah…couldn’t be – that looks more like a dead possum on top of his head. Fits his character, too. A scavenging pest.
6:21 am on April 19th, 2008
His middle initial L must be for “Listing” – he would need neck muscles like a wrestler just to hold his head straight. Mistah Wolf should have toured with a freak show as the “living bobble-head”.
Now WB may have the cudos on “step-stair eyes”, but I think I was the first to add “raisins”, “doll’s eyes” wide-aways” and “paint ons” to the optical lexicon.
And Mandella, I have to take credit for first posting “eighthead” on a child basher here, but use as you will, the scalp’s the limit.
Okay, that’s ownership sorted out, onto Sideshow T. My first thought was Foetal Alcohol Syndrome, although he lacks the obvious wide-aways. Maybe he has a hydrocephalic condition or had a head injury as a child requiring a permanent shunt – his compulsive behaviour indicates frontal lobe damage of some kind. In his mugshot he looks sad and belligerent, not helped by that pimp moustache that only triangulates his monstrous cranium all the more.
I rotated the picture, and if you cover Tracy from the nose up he looks like an inbred, no-nazzum Amish, with the forehead crease as quite generous if pale lips and his hair as the iconic beard. No improvement though, No, none at all.
10:06 pm on April 19th, 2008
Yep, the pimp moustache plus the creases beneath the eyes, all arrowing towards that ginormous forehead.
What I find most depressing is that he probably wasn’t any cuter when he was younger, and he certainly isn’t going to get better looking as he ages.
Poor, bigheaded compulsive sonofabitch.
10:45 pm on April 19th, 2008
BornAgainPagan, you have taken mugshot analysis to the level of an art!
Dammitall, don’t feel too bad for him. The way the justice system works, he’ll be out and making phone calls to women in no time! Feel sorry for every person in the phone book with a female-sounding name!
12:34 am on April 20th, 2008
This is true. I’m not crying great big tears over him, and I’m glad I’m unlisted. He doesn’t look like he’d have an engaging line of jive.
6:55 am on April 20th, 2008
Most likely. He should have quit when he was ahead.
(groan – couldn’t resist).
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