Travis Amonson Thinks Incest Is Best
Gresham, OR - But the state of Oregon disagreed. So, apparently, did Travis Amonson’s victim, a male relative. Amonson, 22, is accused of molesting the boy multiple times over a three-year period when they lived in the same house. Oh, so it’s his little brother, perhaps a nephew. Figures. Someone needs to teach these guys that masturbation is a perfectly healthy, legal alternative to raping the household children.
Aside from bearing a striking resemblance to Mr. Potato Head (thanks, Angel!), Travis Amonson has the requisite Chester Chester Child Molester Myspace page. Drug references? Check. Rage about his physical defects and weight? Check. Violent animation? Check. Wrestling mask? Okay, we don’t really have a category for that one. Amonson is a 2004 graduate of Bend High School in Bend, Oregon.
Amonson was arrested Monday at his Gresham, Oregon apartment. After an Oregon State Police investigation, Amonson has been indicted on twenty felony counts: four counts of first-degree sodomy, four counts of incest, eight counts of first-degree sex abuse, two counts of first-degree unlawful sexual penetration and two counts of second-degree unlawful sexual penetration. Um, that’s a lot of raping the kiddo, there. Amonson is being held in Deschutes County with bail set at $500,000.
Nothin sayz lovin like fuckin yo couzin…
He is a bit on the baron harkonnen heavy side isn’t he? His head looks like it’s been pressed into 2-dimensions, Planiverse style.
Travis is young, soft and pudgy and a child molester, which means he’s going to have a new asshole torn in prison - but it might help with the weight problem.
Oh, and another devo with ’someday’ under his MySpace profile regarding children. Should have put ‘been there, done that…’
Eww! Yes he should have, how true, again ewww
Or perhaps, ‘everyday, thanks!’
Yay!!! I finally got mentioned in a story. I told y’all my kids make me crazy, and I would one day be on the front page here…
Did anyone think to tell his girlfriend Ashley that he’s a child molesting sicko? I would hope she already knows, but she’s still got him as her number 2 friend on the space. If nothing else, she could always swing by and tell us how great and misunderstood he is….
He has a girlfriend? Getthefuckouttahere! Is she blind? Mentally challenged? Or maybe she’s one of those ‘enablers’ that seem to be so common these days. Hey Ashley….come on down! Are the visiting hours at the jailhouse agreeable with you?
Tell pervo I said “Hi”….oops! I meant, “Fuck off, you worthless piece of shit!” Yeah, that’s what I meant for you to tell him. And tell him also that if he wants to kill himself, I’ll supply the razorblades. Really, I won’t even bill him! Because I’m just nice like that…
and her myspace layout theme is “happily taken” yikes. somebody needs to rethink that.
Who does she have as her #1, then? Does she have an underage love interest, too? Just askin’….
i always find it disturbing when people on the rather plump side have facial features that look proportionate to each other, but are all squished into the middle of a sea of dough. it’s like a weird optical illusion.
that pic of them kissing is horrifying. it looks like a pair of pilsbury doughboys with down syndrome eating each other.
More coffee out my nose. That’s twice today so far. Maybe I should lay off the coffee?
HAHAHAHAHAHA, let me go check that shit out lol
Wait, I can’t find it. Is it in his album? The pics are set to private
Nevermind, I saw it in her album. Ashley, bitch, please. If you can’t do better than a repeat child molestor, you need to reevaluate yourself honey.
OMG hilarious. And true. I hope she is scouring her mouth out in horror now.
His MySpace has been deleted. awww…..
Well, after reading what the posters were posting on there, he was probably pissed off. I agreed with the posters….lol
I thought pierogi head, sort of square. A very cold stare in those blue eyes. Must be a pierogi from the deep freezer.
Even with the fat, his skull seems unusually broad. Must be to pack in all the evil thoughts.
A Bubbaku:
One big fat white head
Two eyes stare, kissy mouth,
Pink asshole in jail.
Why the fuck do these people always look so damn inbred?? YIKES!!
Ummmm…….Because they are? I mean, he was doing a family member, was he not? Perhaps his mother is actually his uncle or some shit like that….
Well - Inbred or not, I, for one, would love to go to bed tonight knowing that he is snuggled up next to some big muther fucker that doesn’t really find child molesters amusing. His doughboy ass should make some inmate a nice companion.
AMEN!!!
I wanna know how a motherfucker can have a head so goddamn big…..and such a tiny, inferior fucking brain. This guys head is HUGE!
Ahh, hippie poet, big ol’ dinosaurs has the same proportion of brain and bulk - let’s just call him Paedophile Rex (a really hefty sore-arse)
Hilarious - I almost pissed myself! So sad that I missed the photo.
betya he tries to off himself in the first 6 months inside. Those Nero features - he’s not made for serious incarse-eration.
And to all the other comments posted - brilliant!
To me he looks like he really DOES have Downs Syndrome, or fetal alcohol syndrome or something is not right, maybe he IS inbred. I know it messes dogs up!