dop
9:54 pm on April 16th, 2008
Reminds me of Hervert the Pervert from Family Guy.
Miss. Hill
10:04 pm on April 16th, 2008
Loose skin and old balls… gross!
Unamused Cat
10:27 pm on April 16th, 2008
In the old days it was beware of old men offering you candy. Nowadays, it is beware of old men giving pool parties. bah…
Lizard
10:39 pm on April 16th, 2008
Would an electronic monitor interfere with the operation of…say, um, a pacemaker?
Lizard
11:01 pm on April 16th, 2008
Holy shit, his glasses don’t even fit him! Look at the photo, they’re hugging his head ABOVE the tops of his ears!
V
11:04 pm on April 16th, 2008
WTF. Apparently it is true. Mens peckers work 4 – EVA.
88 years old …. this guy is a well seasoned pedo. I imagine there is a trail of victims behind this saggy balled baby fucker.
AND when and 88 year old guy invites your kids to a “pool party”, wouldn’t you be asking yourself WTF??!?!?!
carol13
11:15 pm on April 16th, 2008
AND when and 88 year old guy invites your kids to a “pool party”, wouldn’t you be asking yourself WTF??!?!?!
yeah, kinda….they most definetly wouldn’t be going alone…I don’t trust anyone with my babies
Angel
11:41 pm on April 16th, 2008
I know there is a market for baby clothes, doll clothes, and even pet clothes, but since when have we had a line of “penis clothes”? And who found an optician talented enough to create penis-sized glasses? Chop off that guy’s ears, and what you have is an almost perfect facsimile of a male sex organ. Right down to the smooth head, and wrinkled mass of foreskin. I wonder if he’s ever been charged with exposure before because of that genetic abnormality?
skeptical
10:21 am on April 17th, 2008
He may not have pedo-eyes, but his eyes still look evil. He gives me the creeps. He reminds me of my alcoholic, abusive, asshole ex-stepfather. I’d hang him just because of that. My ex-stepdad was an evil, horrible man. Glad he’s dead.
Totemic
10:24 am on April 17th, 2008
Hmmm, another Catholic fraternity with a thing for boys.
Although they pay well for comp work
Angel
10:54 am on April 17th, 2008
He may not have pedo-eyes, but his eyes still look evil. .
C’mon Skeptical, maybe he just didn’t get to take his metamucil that morning, and was constipated……
Mandella
11:33 am on April 17th, 2008
I’m with the Imp; this man doesn’t have pedo eyes. He’s a sad looking little old man, and I just find it hard to believe that a) his dick even still operates, and b) that even a small boy couldn’t escape from or injure the old guy in a confrontation.
I’m not saying I don’t believe it’s possible, but I definitely want to learn more before I trash-talk this one.
And seriously – how do you make it to 88 before being busted out as a pedo, at least once?
Angel
12:35 pm on April 17th, 2008
And seriously – how do you make it to 88 before being busted out as a pedo, at least once?
Not to get personal or anything, but my mother’s father molested me and my little sister. I believe he also molested my mother when she was young, and I know he raped my aunt when she was 16. My mother doesn’t remember much, and her sister is certifiably insane. I repressed all of those memories as a child, and only remembered them when my mother took my little sister to live with her parents when I was seventeen. I suppose I remembered then, because subconsciously I knew she was in danger. When I ‘outed’ my mother’s father, he was in his late seventies. He had been a deacon at his church for over forty years, and was well known, and loved and respected in his community. Only a handful of people he knew were even willing to consider the possibility that he could have done it. He was never arrested, and outside family and a few close friends of the family, no one ever knew about it.
Age really has nothing to do with it. Ditto the fact that he has no prior record. He could have just been a very GOOD pedo, and avoided being publicly called on his actions. The sick bastard who sired my mother certainly was.
Angel
12:43 pm on April 17th, 2008
I’m with the Imp; this man doesn’t have pedo eyes. He’s a sad looking little old man,
Oh, and P.S. the SOB who molested me and my sister looked like the lovable old man that all kids seem to gravitate toward. That’s another reason he was so successful for so long.
I am not saying this man is definitely guilty of the charges, but just as a general rule, most children do not make this kind of shit up. Especially boy children claiming to have been abused by a man. It is simply too embarrassing a concept for most male children to even think about, much less report. Not only was it SEX (ewww); it was GAY sex (double ewwww). How many boys do you think would risk the ridicule of friends by making up a lie of this magnitude? Certainly it is not impossible to make a case for this being a lying child, but it is highly improbable.
WryBread
8:01 pm on April 17th, 2008
Angel’s right. He does look like a penis, a grumpy penis.
And now that men have viagra, I guess the molesting can go on and on and on.
michelle
9:32 am on April 18th, 2008
Yuck
michelle
9:33 am on April 18th, 2008
Viagra baby, viagra.
This shit gets me viaggravated.
LeeMouse
11:48 am on April 18th, 2008
I also find it odd that there doesn’t seem to be any history of issues here, or any arrest record for anything related (peeping, for example). How do you get to 88 without any run-in with the law? Of course, part of that could be that, back when he was in his prime grabbin’ years, sexual molestation was something you didn’t talk about or admit to anyone. That probably enabled a lot of molesters of that generation. Still, I wonder if perhaps he’s sinking into dementia, which can sometimes make people act sexually inappropriate and do things they never would have done in their right mind. Some of the horniest old goats are in nursing homes, or getting home health care and enjoying the sponge baths a little too much–but that can also be a function of whatever condition is causing him to need nursing care in the first place. Sometimes grandpa was always grabby but nobody talked about it; sometimes grandpa is grabby because he’s sinking into Alzheimer’s (and sometimes nobody wants to talk about that, either). If he lived alone, there might not be anyone to notice if Chester was starting to exhibit symptoms.
bornagainpagan
7:55 am on April 19th, 2008
Stabrowski allegedly sexually assaulted the two boys after he invited them to a pool party at his home last summer.  Details haven’t been released, but it appears that both boys were molested at or around the same time.   The boys’ ages were unavailable today.
I didn’t know you could throw pool parties at a retirement home. Or when they showed up, did he just point at a baby’s wading pool and snigger?
And now that men have viagra, I guess the molesting can go on and on and on.
Q: Why do they give old men in nursing homes Viagra?
A: To stop them rolling out of the bed at night.
Cubsfan
10:52 pm on April 30th, 2008
holy crap I used to go to that school
predator hunter
7:26 pm on May 24th, 2008
Wake up people, Dont let the age thing fool you, We just convicted a 72 year old man for being a child molester on a 3 year old. in Madison, IN, He was sentenced to 20 years in the pokey. Hopefully he will never see the light of day again. And this was his first offense, Only had a few traffic violations his entire life. He just finally got caught, Please visit our website at http://www.inpapa.org, As we have a great prosecutor and have charged his wife with child endangerment, And her trial is in June. We need to keep the heat on these Judges as they just drop the ball, We also need to fax bomb our WEAK JUDGE in the middle of June to make sure that she goes to prison . Every fax will help, thanks and have a great weekend holiday.
shezzy
10:58 pm on July 15th, 2009

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