To the Tune of “I Feel Pretty” from Methside Story.

Too funny, Wry! You are amazing. Now all we need are a screenwriter and several wealthy backers. Can I have a part in the production when it hits Broadway?

To the Tune of “I Feel Pretty” from Methside Story.

I for one will cue for a week for this off Broadway play, once it coalesceses to gestation in Wrybread’s creative mind, gets writer’s approval, backing, etc, etc, yadiyadiyah. Smurfing, tweaking and fly’n, but I’ll be there!

Man, I can’t wait to see how this story pans out. Will bubba forsake the gang lifestyle and become a Republican? Kill one? and will he ever tan?

I feel shitty,
Oh, so shitty,
My son saw his Mom and I fight!
It was gritty.
And my boy is wearing blue tonight.

Fuck his mother,
He’s my “brother”
In the Ballers’ gang, yes, for real!
He’s all Baller,
Though right now he’s far too young to steal.

Someday he’ll shoot meth at my side:
And distribute our weed!
My son won’t be a crip,
Won’t be a loser dip,
or it will be RIP!

So Ms. Fancy!
Don’t get prancy!
Spending my dough on blue and tattoos!
Cause my son!
Will be my Baller II!

Maria! Maria!
I just did a ho named Maria!
How rapidly I came
We chose a baby name –
Because she’s a preg Mamacita!
Maria! Maria!

or

I feel shitty,
Yes, real shitty,
Cause baby’s got blue on tonight!
Give me pity
A Baller with a Crip Kid — cripes!

http://www.westsidestory.com/site/level2/lyrics/america.html

I almost said this poor kid doesn’t stand a chance….I hate to say that about any child, but with parents like this……..

Not only do I hate to say it, I hate to know it is true. You know, one would think, that this could be seen as some type of endangerment. If your whole plan includes getting your child into the best gang, where they could be shot and stabbed or recruited into committing crimes like that, why in the hell wouldn’t this be considered “endangerment”? Its not like the cops or CPS doesn’t have proof – these two asshats had a physical, public altercation over this very subject and an arrest occured because of it – proof enough to me that the child needs to be in a different environment.

You have that religious group that just got raided because it was a way to facilitate pedophilia while hiding behind religion. This is the same, in the fact, they bring kids into this world for the purpose of having another gang member. Even, if they didn’t exactly have a child for that reason, the point is, once they have a child, this is their future plans for that child – getting into the “baddest gang”. Asshats. bah.

Damn damn and double damn – what a goal to set for your child. If stupidity is not a crime, it should be in this case. Poor 4 year old, yet another child without a chance because of his idiot parents.

I almost said this poor kid doesn’t stand a chance….I hate to say that about any child, but with parents like this……..

Plus, everyone knows that when a child is born from an inter-gang afilliation relationship, you expose the kid to BOTH and allow them to choose on their own when they are old enough. Its just like religion. Jeez.

Nosferatu returns!! Did his mother get fucked by a ghost? Whiter than my butt crack, holmes.

HAHAHAHAHAHA