Forums Going Down!

Created on April 11th, 2008 by Morbid now with 946 views

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64 responses so far ↓

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nurseronda
Apr 11, 2008 at 6:08 pm -

I have faith that you, being who you are, the great and powerful Morbid, all things will turn out perfect and the forums will be back better than ever.
I knew I should never have posted my first post in the forums section, that woman was so ugly she broke the forums section. Sorry Morbid.
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aspartame
Apr 11, 2008 at 6:30 pm -

so your saying i will be here from 4 pst to 430 with no chat or posting??

~blinks away tears~ but i thought you liked me….
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maryhaze
Apr 11, 2008 at 6:59 pm -

Whaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
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Morbid
Apr 11, 2008 at 7:05 pm -

Late start, as usual. Upgrade will begin in about 15 minutes or so.
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Hippiepoet
Apr 11, 2008 at 7:16 pm -

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
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Hippiepoet
Apr 11, 2008 at 7:17 pm -

Do I have to unplug that big extension cord that runs to your neighbors house again?
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Angel
Apr 11, 2008 at 7:26 pm -

Shit, Morbid, what the hell are we gonna do about drunk chat? I need my Kathy and Imp!!!!!!
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Morbid
Apr 11, 2008 at 7:51 pm -

So far so good. Sort of.
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Hippiepoet
Apr 11, 2008 at 7:55 pm -

Did you say to disconnect the blue wire or the red?
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Angel
Apr 11, 2008 at 8:02 pm -

Last words heard by Morbid’s son before the entire D’D self-destructed:

Fuck! I wonder what this wire goes to? I’ll just attach it here……
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nurseronda
Apr 11, 2008 at 8:05 pm -

Can hear Morbid whistling, “if I only had a brain”….Nooo Morbid not that song!!! I find that the patients look at me funny when I whistle that song at work.
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Angel
Apr 11, 2008 at 8:18 pm -

Nurseronda - There was a comedian a few years back who did a parody of that song. His was called “If I only had a Job”. I can’t remember what the guy’s name was, but I thought somebody on here might. He was funny as hell, and I really wish I could find out what his name was, so maybe I could find that particular skit again. His comedy routine was about the poor inner city youth, and how difficult it was to get out of the cycle. He said if they were writing the musical score for Wizard of Oz, the song would go:

“I’d have my pockets full of cash,
I wouldn’t have to rob yo ass,
If I only had a job”

It went on from there, and I laughed my ass off throughout his entire show. Does anybody know who that was?
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Unamused Cat
Apr 11, 2008 at 9:25 pm -

When is it coming back up? *starts to fidgit*
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impqueen
Apr 11, 2008 at 9:30 pm -

Hey.. I have new hate mail! Yay!

Last I heard Morbid was about 80% finished. Here’s hopin’, yo.
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Miss. Hill
Apr 11, 2008 at 9:32 pm -

What am I gonna do? I need my fix, I’m Jonesin ughh!
Back to crack til’ the forums are back up
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Lizard
Apr 11, 2008 at 9:34 pm -

I don’t understand how the forums can be down yet there are so few folks here on the main page. What, like these people have something *else* to be doing???
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Unamused Cat
Apr 11, 2008 at 9:34 pm -

Hey.. I have new hate mail! Yay!

Hate mail. Woot!!!
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Lizard
Apr 11, 2008 at 9:35 pm -

Unamused Cat, you have, what, 14 new threads to start?
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Lizard
Apr 11, 2008 at 9:36 pm -

I’m so pissed, I was getting ready to create a thread on the delightful father-son duo last night when my neighbor came over. Dammit, I coulda been thanked on the front page again!
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Lizard
Apr 11, 2008 at 9:39 pm -

Hey, what happens if we just keep hitting the forums link? Does that fuck things up?
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Lizard
Apr 11, 2008 at 9:41 pm -

Who is this kid in this picture, anyway?
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aspartame
Apr 11, 2008 at 9:41 pm -

what the hell!!! it was post to take the an hour!

i wanna read the hate mail!
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Unamused Cat
Apr 11, 2008 at 9:43 pm -

Unamused Cat, you have, what, 14 new threads to start?

15… I am trying to keep up with you. =D
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Lizard
Apr 11, 2008 at 9:43 pm -

Thank you, Asp. I was starting to think I was like Brandon in chat, yelling and yelling and no one answering.
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Lizard
Apr 11, 2008 at 9:44 pm -

15… I am trying to keep up with you. =D

I decided to be good today and actually worked my ass off on WORK…and how do I get paid for it? NO FORUMS.
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aspartame
Apr 11, 2008 at 9:44 pm -

im here for you Lizard! and i heard Miss Hill has crack!!
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Lizard
Apr 11, 2008 at 9:45 pm -

Miss Hill has crack cocaine? Man, I’m gonna have to rethink my opinion of her.
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aspartame
Apr 11, 2008 at 9:48 pm -

lol!!! oh yeah i got my hoodies!!!

~does the hoodie dance~~~
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impqueen
Apr 11, 2008 at 9:48 pm -

The hate mail, it is awesome. But i was very long winded in my reply because the forums were down and I was multitasking Darth Vader in Return of the Jedi and lost track of time.

So it’s a bit long. I think i’ll put in the hate mail thread when the forums come back up, unless I get sleepy before they come back up, in which case, y’know, I’ll get to it tomorrow.
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Lizard
Apr 11, 2008 at 9:50 pm -

Somebody has Imp’s phone number, right? We can’t let her get away with this shit!
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impqueen
Apr 11, 2008 at 9:50 pm -

lol!!! oh yeah i got my hoodies!!!

Do you like ‘em, or are they crap? You do have a 30 day money back guarantee, y’know
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impqueen
Apr 11, 2008 at 9:51 pm -

Somebody has Imp’s phone number, right? We can’t let her get away with this shit!

I do! I do!

Oh. Nevermind. Heh.
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aspartame
Apr 11, 2008 at 9:53 pm -

they are cool…and i will not return them you will have to pry them out of my cold dead hand!!!!
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Lizard
Apr 11, 2008 at 10:01 pm -

Oh my God, the front page is so boooooooring…..
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impqueen
Apr 11, 2008 at 10:02 pm -

well, it’s because i don’t have my usual news sources available. heh.
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aspartame
Apr 11, 2008 at 10:02 pm -

i know! want to strip and run around the front page naked??
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Morbid
Apr 11, 2008 at 10:08 pm -

Looks like the forums are back up.
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WryBread
Apr 11, 2008 at 10:12 pm -

Stop all this whining and help me write song parodies! Go to:

Joseph Manzanares Is A Loyal Baller
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Harley_Tech
Apr 11, 2008 at 10:26 pm -

Do I have to unplug that big extension cord that runs to your neighbors house again?

LMAO, a renter in the house next door to mine has been stealing electricity since last December. My dad finally found their cord while he was over checking on the house for me.

R
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Lizard
Apr 14, 2008 at 3:07 pm -

NOOOOO, the forums are down again!
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Angel
Apr 14, 2008 at 3:10 pm -

Well, FUCK! And I was just about to join the chat…..Maybe that’s why it went down - I think the chat hates me.
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Lizard
Apr 14, 2008 at 3:34 pm -

Angel, what if the forums are still working but they just locked us out?
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impqueen
Apr 14, 2008 at 3:44 pm -

The bitch is down. Poor Morbid. He’s spent days working on the forums, trying to upgrade every single little thing imaginable, and this is how the forum pays him back, recalcitrant little slut that she is.

He’s working on whipping her back into shape. If I strain against my handcuffs I can almost see him coding insanely from the couch. The forum will be back soon, and in the meantime, you can hang out here with me! Won’t that be fun?

(Don’t say “NO.” I’m sensitive, and I have a deep need for approval and affection. So there.)
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Lizard
Apr 14, 2008 at 3:46 pm -

[whines] But I wanna create a new crime thread! Did anyone write about Jennifer Wheeler yet?
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Ruby
Apr 14, 2008 at 3:52 pm -

Great timing, Morbid! I’ve been out of town/offline since Friday.

Ok, you can bring the forum back up now - thanks!
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impqueen
Apr 14, 2008 at 3:54 pm -

[whines] But I wanna create a new crime thread! Did anyone write about Jennifer Wheeler yet?

not that I know of. And that one would make a great thread. 23 Xanaxes in her bra and she’s all “but they’re preSCRIPtion!”
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Miss. Hill
Apr 14, 2008 at 3:55 pm -

I feel your frustration, it so sucks when things don’t go your way! I’m sure your doing what you can

I use DD for my escapism!
I’m patient just itchy!
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Lizard
Apr 14, 2008 at 3:57 pm -

Ok, even if someone did…on Sunday, bridesmaid Jennifer Wheeler was driving to her sister’s wedding and crashed her car…which was transporting her AND her two young kids. Today she told the judge “I’m a great mother!” and pointed out that she wasn’t driving under the influence of alcohol. Absolutely correct on the latter point, as she was under the influence on XANAX. “I was prescribed those Xanax!” she said. Not only did she have Xanax in her purse, but she also had 23 pills IN HER BRA.

I guess she thought it was going to be a really stressful wedding. I bet her sister is PISSED.
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Morbid
Apr 14, 2008 at 3:58 pm -

We will be back up in a few minutes. Not ALL issues have been found and fixed, but the main one, the one that kept any thread with more than one page from working, has been resolved.
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impqueen
Apr 14, 2008 at 3:59 pm -

We will be back up in a few minutes. Not ALL issues have been found and fixed, but the main one, the one that kept any thread with more than one page from working, has been resolved.

Cool. You rock. Can you loosen the cuffs now? I totally have to pee.
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Miss. Hill
Apr 14, 2008 at 4:02 pm -

Cool. You rock. Can you loosen the cuffs now? I totally have to pee.

use the bucket…
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Lizard
Apr 14, 2008 at 4:02 pm -

You filled up that Depends already?
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Athena
Apr 14, 2008 at 4:08 pm -

Heh. I thought I had lost paragraphs and paragraphs of a new thread I was creating. Luckily, it was all still there when I hit “back”, unlike a post earlier that I simply gave up on. Freakin’ me out, man. @_@

Of course, if I was Talking Jesus, I’d *poof* Morbid some of those Xanax, right about now. I don’t know the first fuckin’ thing about what it is he’s doing, but I can’t imagine it’s much fun.
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Hippiepoet
Apr 14, 2008 at 4:10 pm -

(Don’t say “NO.” I’m sensitive, and I have a deep need for approval and affection. So there.)

Goddammit that is totally me! :0
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impqueen
Apr 14, 2008 at 4:11 pm -

he stole mah bukket!
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impqueen
Apr 14, 2008 at 4:11 pm -

You filled up that Depends already?

Maybe.
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Hippiepoet
Apr 14, 2008 at 4:12 pm -

Is that picture of Morbid when he was a fucking kid, or what?

Just wondering.
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Hippiepoet
Apr 14, 2008 at 4:14 pm -

It is hard to get any work done from here, shit fire!
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Angel
Apr 14, 2008 at 4:15 pm -

Angel, what if the forums are still working but they just locked us out?

They wouldn’t do that Lizard. Don’t you know they’re all afraid of us? They’re probably afraid of you because some lizards are known to be poisonous, and you have a time machine. I don’t know why they’re afraid of me, though. I don’t have any weapons unless maybe they think I might beat them to death with my wings, or my halo….

Well, and there is my Glock…..
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Lizard
Apr 14, 2008 at 4:17 pm -

I don’t know why they’re afraid of me, though. I don’t have any weapons unless maybe they think I might beat them to death with my wings, or my halo….

Or, you can just change 2 letters in your name and become a very dangerous Angle. You could put an eye out!
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Angel
Apr 14, 2008 at 4:21 pm -

In order to be sharp enough to put out an eye, I would have to be an acute angle. Yeah, that’s about right….I AM cute. LOL
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Angel
Apr 14, 2008 at 4:25 pm -

Who put a picture of Morbid’s weasel on the front page? Can I pet it? *drools and begs*
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Angel
Apr 14, 2008 at 4:29 pm -

(Don’t say “NO.” I’m sensitive, and I have a deep need for approval and affection. So there.)

Me, too - but I’d settle for y’all throwing money at me……
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impqueen
Apr 14, 2008 at 5:33 pm -

Me, too - but I’d settle for y’all throwing money at me……

Me too! Aside from sensitive and artistic and stuff, I am lazy. Day job = do not want.