Forums Going Down!
April 11, 2008 by Morbid
Here, Now - Well, it has been a long time coming and I have avoided it more than safe sex. But the time has come to upgrade the forums. Unlike the main page here, this one may prove to be a bit tricky. So while the forums are down, you can use the comment section attached to this post to communicate or check the status of the upgrade.
Hopefully, all will go well and within an hour or so, we will have our vBulletin software upgraded to the latest version. Worst case scenario is that everything gets all fucked up, I get pissed and go get drunker than when I started the upgrade in the first place. So I advise that you go say whatever you need to say to all your friends, families and loved ones within the forums while you have a chance…because starting at 7 pm EST, you wont be able to.
6:08 pm on April 11th, 2008
I have faith that you, being who you are, the great and powerful Morbid, all things will turn out perfect and the forums will be back better than ever.
I knew I should never have posted my first post in the forums section, that woman was so ugly she broke the forums section. Sorry Morbid.
6:30 pm on April 11th, 2008
so your saying i will be here from 4 pst to 430 with no chat or posting??
~blinks away tears~ but i thought you liked me….
6:59 pm on April 11th, 2008
Whaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
7:05 pm on April 11th, 2008
Late start, as usual. Upgrade will begin in about 15 minutes or so.
7:16 pm on April 11th, 2008
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
7:17 pm on April 11th, 2008
Do I have to unplug that big extension cord that runs to your neighbors house again?
7:26 pm on April 11th, 2008
Shit, Morbid, what the hell are we gonna do about drunk chat? I need my Kathy and Imp!!!!!!
7:51 pm on April 11th, 2008
So far so good. Sort of.
7:55 pm on April 11th, 2008
Did you say to disconnect the blue wire or the red?
8:02 pm on April 11th, 2008
Last words heard by Morbid’s son before the entire D’D self-destructed:
Fuck! I wonder what this wire goes to? I’ll just attach it here……
8:05 pm on April 11th, 2008
Can hear Morbid whistling, “if I only had a brain”….Nooo Morbid not that song!!! I find that the patients look at me funny when I whistle that song at work.
8:18 pm on April 11th, 2008
Nurseronda – There was a comedian a few years back who did a parody of that song. His was called “If I only had a Job”. I can’t remember what the guy’s name was, but I thought somebody on here might. He was funny as hell, and I really wish I could find out what his name was, so maybe I could find that particular skit again. His comedy routine was about the poor inner city youth, and how difficult it was to get out of the cycle. He said if they were writing the musical score for Wizard of Oz, the song would go:
“I’d have my pockets full of cash,
I wouldn’t have to rob yo ass,
If I only had a job”
It went on from there, and I laughed my ass off throughout his entire show. Does anybody know who that was?
9:25 pm on April 11th, 2008
When is it coming back up? *starts to fidgit*
9:30 pm on April 11th, 2008
Hey.. I have new hate mail! Yay!
Last I heard Morbid was about 80% finished. Here’s hopin’, yo.
9:32 pm on April 11th, 2008
What am I gonna do? I need my fix, I’m Jonesin ughh!
Back to crack til’ the forums are back up
9:34 pm on April 11th, 2008
I don’t understand how the forums can be down yet there are so few folks here on the main page. What, like these people have something *else* to be doing???
9:34 pm on April 11th, 2008
Hate mail. Woot!!!
9:35 pm on April 11th, 2008
Unamused Cat, you have, what, 14 new threads to start?
9:36 pm on April 11th, 2008
I’m so pissed, I was getting ready to create a thread on the delightful father-son duo last night when my neighbor came over. Dammit, I coulda been thanked on the front page again!
9:39 pm on April 11th, 2008
Hey, what happens if we just keep hitting the forums link? Does that fuck things up?
9:41 pm on April 11th, 2008
Who is this kid in this picture, anyway?
9:41 pm on April 11th, 2008
what the hell!!! it was post to take the an hour!
i wanna read the hate mail!
9:43 pm on April 11th, 2008
15… I am trying to keep up with you. =D
9:43 pm on April 11th, 2008
Thank you, Asp. I was starting to think I was like Brandon in chat, yelling and yelling and no one answering.
9:44 pm on April 11th, 2008
I decided to be good today and actually worked my ass off on WORK…and how do I get paid for it? NO FORUMS.
9:44 pm on April 11th, 2008
im here for you Lizard! and i heard Miss Hill has crack!!
9:45 pm on April 11th, 2008
Miss Hill has crack cocaine? Man, I’m gonna have to rethink my opinion of her.
9:48 pm on April 11th, 2008
lol!!! oh yeah i got my hoodies!!!
~does the hoodie dance~~~
9:48 pm on April 11th, 2008
The hate mail, it is awesome. But i was very long winded in my reply because the forums were down and I was multitasking Darth Vader in Return of the Jedi and lost track of time.
So it’s a bit long. I think i’ll put in the hate mail thread when the forums come back up, unless I get sleepy before they come back up, in which case, y’know, I’ll get to it tomorrow.
9:50 pm on April 11th, 2008
Somebody has Imp’s phone number, right? We can’t let her get away with this shit!
9:50 pm on April 11th, 2008
Do you like ‘em, or are they crap? You do have a 30 day money back guarantee, y’know
9:51 pm on April 11th, 2008
I do! I do!
Oh. Nevermind. Heh.
9:53 pm on April 11th, 2008
they are cool…and i will not return them you will have to pry them out of my cold dead hand!!!!
10:01 pm on April 11th, 2008
Oh my God, the front page is so boooooooring…..
10:02 pm on April 11th, 2008
well, it’s because i don’t have my usual news sources available. heh.
10:02 pm on April 11th, 2008
i know! want to strip and run around the front page naked??
10:08 pm on April 11th, 2008
Looks like the forums are back up.
10:12 pm on April 11th, 2008
Stop all this whining and help me write song parodies! Go to:
Joseph Manzanares Is A Loyal Baller
10:26 pm on April 11th, 2008
LMAO, a renter in the house next door to mine has been stealing electricity since last December. My dad finally found their cord while he was over checking on the house for me.
R
3:07 pm on April 14th, 2008
NOOOOO, the forums are down again!
3:10 pm on April 14th, 2008
Well, FUCK! And I was just about to join the chat…..Maybe that’s why it went down – I think the chat hates me.
3:34 pm on April 14th, 2008
Angel, what if the forums are still working but they just locked us out?
3:44 pm on April 14th, 2008
The bitch is down. Poor Morbid. He’s spent days working on the forums, trying to upgrade every single little thing imaginable, and this is how the forum pays him back, recalcitrant little slut that she is.
He’s working on whipping her back into shape. If I strain against my handcuffs I can almost see him coding insanely from the couch. The forum will be back soon, and in the meantime, you can hang out here with me! Won’t that be fun?
(Don’t say “NO.” I’m sensitive, and I have a deep need for approval and affection. So there.)
3:46 pm on April 14th, 2008
[whines] But I wanna create a new crime thread! Did anyone write about Jennifer Wheeler yet?
3:52 pm on April 14th, 2008
Great timing, Morbid! I’ve been out of town/offline since Friday.
Ok, you can bring the forum back up now – thanks!
3:54 pm on April 14th, 2008
not that I know of. And that one would make a great thread. 23 Xanaxes in her bra and she’s all “but they’re preSCRIPtion!”
3:55 pm on April 14th, 2008
I feel your frustration, it so sucks when things don’t go your way! I’m sure your doing what you can
I use DD for my escapism!
I’m patient just itchy!
3:57 pm on April 14th, 2008
Ok, even if someone did…on Sunday, bridesmaid Jennifer Wheeler was driving to her sister’s wedding and crashed her car…which was transporting her AND her two young kids. Today she told the judge “I’m a great mother!” and pointed out that she wasn’t driving under the influence of alcohol. Absolutely correct on the latter point, as she was under the influence on XANAX. “I was prescribed those Xanax!” she said. Not only did she have Xanax in her purse, but she also had 23 pills IN HER BRA.
I guess she thought it was going to be a really stressful wedding. I bet her sister is PISSED.
3:58 pm on April 14th, 2008
We will be back up in a few minutes. Not ALL issues have been found and fixed, but the main one, the one that kept any thread with more than one page from working, has been resolved.
3:59 pm on April 14th, 2008
Cool. You rock. Can you loosen the cuffs now? I totally have to pee.
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