Vincent Gallagher Was Trippin’
April 1, 2008 by impqueen
Salem, OR - Vincent Gallagher, 47, was trippin’ on shrooms and hittin’ the bong last week. No big thing, right? Just a cool old biker hippie dude, hanging out, telling recovery to bite his ass. Except that he had a bad trip and became paranoid. Within the confines of his brain, Gallagher decided that his smokin’ buddy, whose name has not been released, was a cop.
Gallagher, in his expanded state, felt that the best way to deal with this supposed undercover officer was to beat him senseless with a bong. Oh yes he did. He hit his friend repeatedly with the bong, shattering the glass. Gallagher continued attacking the dude even after the glass was broken, cutting the guy with the shards.
Why, yes. Yes, Vincent Gallagher does have a Myspace, thanks for asking! This story, honestly, would never have hit the front page except for the bong and the MyspaceMySpace
pic. It’s almost like April Fool’s, but better, because it’s true!
Gallagher is now facing drug and assault charges. The victim is expected to fully recover and never hit the bong with Vincent Gallagher again.
8:31 am on April 1st, 2008
I hate a guy who can’t handle his shrooms.
8:49 am on April 1st, 2008
Good thing this is not the same Gallagher who uses the sledgehammer to destroy fruits and other shit on stage, isn’t it? That mighta been just a little bit more deadly…..
Imp is your brain. Vince is your brain on drugs.
For the love of Benji, people, JUST SAY NO!!!!!
8:52 am on April 1st, 2008
He’s trippin’ alright and so is his myspace lol.
Under Who he would like to meet……..
Who I’d like to meet:
I’d like to meet John Lenon, Paul Mcartney, everyone else that I would like to meet is dead.<
Here I thought John Lennon was dead too, but I guess not.
8:58 am on April 1st, 2008
That Gallagher was performing in Branson last year and i kept seeing the guy in Target. It was like he lived in Target, just him and his Hawaiian shirts and Dockers and newsboy cap and straggly hair and personal assistant who looked like he was really pissed to have fallen so far down the personal assistant ladder that he was tailing GALLAGHER in the Branson Target… it was awesome.
9:00 am on April 1st, 2008
John Lenon might be a whole ‘nother breed of cat.
That, or Vince missed 1980 and has been Googling Lennon wrong all this time.
9:03 am on April 1st, 2008
Oh lookie here…..his wife’s myspace
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=37659140
Apparently she is a wiccan and reads tarot cards. You would think she could have seen this coming wouldn’t ya?
9:28 am on April 1st, 2008
Neither of them seem to be mental giants. And giving psychedelics to anyone on that fella’s level is going to produce bad effects every now and again. He should of just been taking Mescaline which tends to exaggerate reality as opposed to making you see bizarre out of this world shit like Psilocybin and LSD tend to do. He still probably would have beat the hell out of his friend at some point but at least then he would have seen all of the beauty in those deep red colors.
9:48 am on April 1st, 2008
for a minute there I had flashbacks to a music festival….them peeps ain’t no hippies….no tie-dyes.
Hippie festivals I attend, are colorful places. Shit fire, I don’t need psychedelics to see beautiful colors, they’re everywhere….and what asshat would bust their bong? I mean goddamn, a good bong is expensive and usually has been around show to show with tads of memories attached to it. (not that I would know anything about that kinda shit……but ya hear things…..ya know?)
10:08 am on April 1st, 2008
LMAO!
11:06 am on April 1st, 2008
I would just like to point out that Vincent has really good double-bird technique.
11:15 am on April 1st, 2008
Concur!
11:22 am on April 1st, 2008
Man talk about killin a high in a heart beat! I have to agree with Hippie that’s drug abuse if I ever heard it. No excuse for defiling a perfectly good bong. Shame on you Gallagher shame shame shame. As for his double birdies are you sure he isnt telling us how many his Gf is? He looks the type for sure eeewww.
11:34 am on April 1st, 2008
Y’know, i’d have liked to see some full middle finger extension, and the angle of display could have been a little straighter and more in-your-face, but the bend on the retreating fingers is a nice touch, and there’s not really a thumb distraction to take away from the flip.
I am a touch concerned about the length and straightness of the erect fingers, but he mighta had marijuana-hand. I’m gonna go ahead and give him an 8.5.
12:04 pm on April 1st, 2008
Years of practice, I’d bet, Imp. And since he’s getting old and one’s hands get stiff and gnarly, I’d be kinder about the details and concentrate on the full body grace and fervor with which he throws the birds. I give him a 9.
12:14 pm on April 1st, 2008
Oh, man…I used to have a bong that I could have killed someone with. In fact, kinda funny story –
So, I bought this big, beautiful bong several years ago. It was about 2″ tall and gorgeous, rainbow-colored, fogged glass. It had a VERY solid base and was just the apple of my eye. One day, I was home alone during the day in my first apartment. Suddenly, it sounded like someone was trying to get in. I slowly approached the door to make sure I wasn’t hearing things when, “Wham!” whoever was on the other side kicked the door. Terrified, I ran around like a chicken with my head cut off, looking for something to protect myself with.
Of course, I picked up the damn bong.
I would have cried if I had to clock some idiot with that thing, breaking it. But it would have dented their skull, for sure. Damn bong got stolen in a robbery a few years later. You know, I’ve never broken a piece. ALL have been stolen – by cops, neighbors, my little sister…
12:53 pm on April 1st, 2008
Priceless wisdom from Vincent’s MySpace page:
“Fear of chanege has killed all the horeos.”
Dude. Like … whoa.
12:54 pm on April 1st, 2008
I would have cried if I had to clock some idiot with that thing, breaking it. But it would have dented their skull, for sure. Damn bong got stolen in a robbery a few years later. You know, I’ve never broken a piece. ALL have been stolen – by cops, neighbors, my little sister…
Technically when a cop steals your bong it’s called confiscating evidence. Might I suggest ZigZag? No residue to worry about when those pesky thieving cops bust in your crib. Although not a viable option as far a weaponry is concerned.Maybe you should get a big dog or a handgun…. works for me
12:56 pm on April 1st, 2008
LMFAO Omg before I could even finish with my last post I read this one about horeos WTF?? Who killed all my horeos? now who am I supposed to dunk in milk?
1:05 pm on April 1st, 2008
I’ve broken plenty in my day! None in the last few years, but when I was younger…
“Think I’ll give the bong a clean”
*smash*
“Um…oops!”
1:15 pm on April 1st, 2008
Even with the right technique, a Gallagher would never flip you off!
You’d think a guy that looks like that and was in recovery would be able to handle his shrooms better.
Idiot.
1:16 pm on April 1st, 2008
Imp, I must be somewhat near you! Lived in Branson 11 years before moving to WI last year for 1 loooong assssss year. I recently moved back to SW MO, but am a bit north of Branson.
Sorry, didn’t mean to get off topic…I was going to say he looks like he’s well on his way to looking like the “comic” (I use that term loosely) Gallagher. A few more shrooms and he might be there!
1:32 pm on April 1st, 2008
BWAHAAAHAHAHHAHAAAAAHHAHAAAA
I missed that one Zora!:)
1:34 pm on April 1st, 2008
What exactly is a horeo?!?!?
A slutty oreo cookie??
1:43 pm on April 1st, 2008
Thanks, Mom! ROFLMAO! Ooooops, I think you made me pee my pants!:)
1:47 pm on April 1st, 2008
“Technically when a cop steals your bong it’s called confiscating evidence. Might I suggest ZigZag? No residue to worry about when those pesky thieving cops bust in your crib. Although not a viable option as far a weaponry is concerned.Maybe you should get a big dog or a handgun…. works for me”
LMAO…I don’t smoke much at all, anymore. That being said, I never cared for joints. Pain in the ass.
Oh, and just so the facts are clear – Cops have never “confiscated evidence” from “the crib”. It was a pipe that my boyfriend at the time was carrying. These things happen, though. Oh, and I have a big dog AND a gun, now…so I’m definitely covered.
3:43 pm on April 1st, 2008
Good question… apparently the same type of asshat that gets violent on shrooms. That’s a new one on me.
8:53 pm on April 1st, 2008
I think it’s an oreo cookie made for putting in your vagina. Check your grocery store shelves.
9:17 pm on April 1st, 2008
LMAO, Wry! I’ll have to look for those. What are they called? Nookie Cookies?
9:24 pm on April 1st, 2008
LMAO No silly they are horeos.
9:57 pm on April 1st, 2008
I know they are horeos, Mom, I was just asking what the brand name was. You can buy real Oreos, or store brand/off brand oreos, and everyone still calls all of them oreos. I just wondered if the Nabisco company maybe had its own trademark name for the horeos yet….*snicker*
I like to buy the best for my hubby…..
10:08 pm on April 1st, 2008
Ummmm……Pimp Daddy perhaps?
LOL
11:19 pm on April 1st, 2008
Hey! While I’m not a Wiccan, I am happily pagan
So just because she sucks at reading the cards doesn’t mean anything.
11:29 pm on April 1st, 2008
LOL I admit freely I know next to nothing about Wiccan or Pagan. I was just being a smartass about the cards.
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