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		<title>By: WryBread</title>
		<link>http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/04/01/ronald-long-puts-hole-in-wife/#comment-19964</link>
		<dc:creator>WryBread</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 04:23:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;If you accidently shoot and kill your wife while trying to install a cableâ€¦you might be a redneck.I couldnâ€™t resist.&lt;/blockquote&gt;

That is TOO funny! Chalk another one up for Michelle.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>If you accidently shoot and kill your wife while trying to install a cableâ€¦you might be a redneck.I couldnâ€™t resist.</p></blockquote>
<p>That is TOO funny! Chalk another one up for Michelle.</p>
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		<title>By: Lizard</title>
		<link>http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/04/01/ronald-long-puts-hole-in-wife/#comment-19961</link>
		<dc:creator>Lizard</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 03:54:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;If you accidently shoot and kill your wife while trying to install a cableâ€¦you might be a redneck.&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Oh, shit, good one! Someone call Jeff Foxworthy! I want part of the money you make off this!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>If you accidently shoot and kill your wife while trying to install a cableâ€¦you might be a redneck.</p></blockquote>
<p>Oh, shit, good one! Someone call Jeff Foxworthy! I want part of the money you make off this!</p>
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		<title>By: Unamused Cat</title>
		<link>http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/04/01/ronald-long-puts-hole-in-wife/#comment-19959</link>
		<dc:creator>Unamused Cat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 03:42:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It wouldnt have been so bad if he hadn&#039;t told her to go stand in front of the red X he marked outside of the trailer.  lol...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It wouldnt have been so bad if he hadn&#8217;t told her to go stand in front of the red X he marked outside of the trailer.  lol&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Miss. Hill</title>
		<link>http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/04/01/ronald-long-puts-hole-in-wife/#comment-19956</link>
		<dc:creator>Miss. Hill</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 02:53:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;If you accidently shoot and kill your wife while trying to install a cableâ€¦you might be a redneck.I couldnâ€™t resist.&lt;/blockquote&gt;

lol</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>If you accidently shoot and kill your wife while trying to install a cableâ€¦you might be a redneck.I couldnâ€™t resist.</p></blockquote>
<p>lol</p>
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		<title>By: michelle</title>
		<link>http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/04/01/ronald-long-puts-hole-in-wife/#comment-19796</link>
		<dc:creator>michelle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:48:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If you accidently shoot and kill your wife while trying to install a cable...
you might be a redneck.
I couldn&#039;t resist.
;)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you accidently shoot and kill your wife while trying to install a cable&#8230;<br />
you might be a redneck.<br />
I couldn&#8217;t resist.<br />
 <img src='http://www.dreamindemon.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: cotton</title>
		<link>http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/04/01/ronald-long-puts-hole-in-wife/#comment-19791</link>
		<dc:creator>cotton</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:37:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I heard this on the radio last week and really couldn&#039;t believe it.  How crazy, lets use the 22 to drill a hole.  

Then I told me husband--not to get any ideas!! Ha</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I heard this on the radio last week and really couldn&#8217;t believe it.  How crazy, lets use the 22 to drill a hole.  </p>
<p>Then I told me husband&#8211;not to get any ideas!! Ha</p>
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		<title>By: mom of 4</title>
		<link>http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/04/01/ronald-long-puts-hole-in-wife/#comment-19790</link>
		<dc:creator>mom of 4</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:33:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;The argument being that our country is safer with hundreds of millions of guns floating around? I long for the day that criminals resort to bleach and swimming pools to carry out their nefarious deeds!&lt;/blockquote&gt;


Don&#039;t want to get into the gun debate on this thread. I would just like to add that our crime rate is much lower than the US&#039;s and I believe the biggest factor is our strict gun control laws. :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>The argument being that our country is safer with hundreds of millions of guns floating around? I long for the day that criminals resort to bleach and swimming pools to carry out their nefarious deeds!</p></blockquote>
<p>Don&#8217;t want to get into the gun debate on this thread. I would just like to add that our crime rate is much lower than the US&#8217;s and I believe the biggest factor is our strict gun control laws. <img src='http://www.dreamindemon.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: WryBread</title>
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		<dc:creator>WryBread</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:30:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;See, my problem here is thisâ€¦.Asshat should have known that a coaxial cable wouldnâ€™t fit through a .22 hole!Moron.&lt;/blockquote&gt;

People just never do the research, do they?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>See, my problem here is thisâ€¦.Asshat should have known that a coaxial cable wouldnâ€™t fit through a .22 hole!Moron.</p></blockquote>
<p>People just never do the research, do they?</p>
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		<title>By: What Would Satan Do</title>
		<link>http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/04/01/ronald-long-puts-hole-in-wife/#comment-19785</link>
		<dc:creator>What Would Satan Do</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 13:58:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>See, my problem here is this....Asshat should have &lt;i&gt;known&lt;/i&gt; that a coaxial cable wouldn&#039;t fit through a .22 hole!
Moron.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>See, my problem here is this&#8230;.Asshat should have <i>known</i> that a coaxial cable wouldn&#8217;t fit through a .22 hole!<br />
Moron.</p>
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		<title>By: solange822001</title>
		<link>http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/04/01/ronald-long-puts-hole-in-wife/#comment-19773</link>
		<dc:creator>solange822001</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:20:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;And accidents will never go away, but what sense is there in keeping something around that is only good for killing people? Especially when you are more likely to be killed with your own gun than you are to use it in self-defense? It is like we are all walking around with a cyanide capsule in our mouths and people are saying, â€œYeah, but stairways kill people, too!â€&lt;/blockquote&gt;


Im so glad this was brought up. This is something that I have been debating myself (thanks again for the previous advice, Angel). I must admit though, part of me agrees with Swivel. Can someone point to some statistics that show whether there are more instances of people accidentally hurting themselves or family with guns, or with people defending themselves successfully with guns? I keep hearing one or the other, but which is it? Thanks!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>And accidents will never go away, but what sense is there in keeping something around that is only good for killing people? Especially when you are more likely to be killed with your own gun than you are to use it in self-defense? It is like we are all walking around with a cyanide capsule in our mouths and people are saying, â€œYeah, but stairways kill people, too!â€</p></blockquote>
<p>Im so glad this was brought up. This is something that I have been debating myself (thanks again for the previous advice, Angel). I must admit though, part of me agrees with Swivel. Can someone point to some statistics that show whether there are more instances of people accidentally hurting themselves or family with guns, or with people defending themselves successfully with guns? I keep hearing one or the other, but which is it? Thanks!</p>
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		<title>By: swivel</title>
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		<dc:creator>swivel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:06:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;So, we need to get rid of all knives, bats, automobiles, household cleaners, clothes washers and dryers, and swimming pools too, then? Because all of those have been known to kill people by accident as well. Just askinâ€™â€¦.&lt;/blockquote&gt;

The argument being that our country is safer with hundreds of millions of guns floating around?  I long for the day that criminals resort to bleach and swimming pools to carry out their nefarious deeds!

And accidents will never go away, but what sense is there in keeping something around that is only good for killing people?  Especially when you are more likely to be killed with your own gun than you are to use it in self-defense?  It is like we are all walking around with a cyanide capsule in our mouths and people are saying, &quot;Yeah, but stairways kill people, too!&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>So, we need to get rid of all knives, bats, automobiles, household cleaners, clothes washers and dryers, and swimming pools too, then? Because all of those have been known to kill people by accident as well. Just askinâ€™â€¦.</p></blockquote>
<p>The argument being that our country is safer with hundreds of millions of guns floating around?  I long for the day that criminals resort to bleach and swimming pools to carry out their nefarious deeds!</p>
<p>And accidents will never go away, but what sense is there in keeping something around that is only good for killing people?  Especially when you are more likely to be killed with your own gun than you are to use it in self-defense?  It is like we are all walking around with a cyanide capsule in our mouths and people are saying, &#8220;Yeah, but stairways kill people, too!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: bornagainpagan</title>
		<link>http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/04/01/ronald-long-puts-hole-in-wife/#comment-19736</link>
		<dc:creator>bornagainpagan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 02:41:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>News Just In: Ronald &#039;the schlong&#039; Long, famous locally for making long distance complaint calls to toilet bowl companies while using their product at the same time, really did shit himself after being jailed for shooting his wife, Patsy &#039;Quiet -a&#039;hm watching my stories&#039; Long nee Gubber. 

&#039;Duh... guns don&#039;t kill people, but bullets, well they&#039;re just plain vindictive, no matter where you shoot &#039;em. And I blame the System.&#039; twanged Ron as he was lead from court. Video footage clearly showed that Long&#039;s lawyer, Carl Dickworth, had his hand up his client&#039;s back at the time of the statement manipulating his voice box thingy.

Children watching are reminded that guns are not substitutes for actual tools or a good set of brain cells.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>News Just In: Ronald &#8216;the schlong&#8217; Long, famous locally for making long distance complaint calls to toilet bowl companies while using their product at the same time, really did shit himself after being jailed for shooting his wife, Patsy &#8216;Quiet -a&#8217;hm watching my stories&#8217; Long nee Gubber. </p>
<p>&#8216;Duh&#8230; guns don&#8217;t kill people, but bullets, well they&#8217;re just plain vindictive, no matter where you shoot &#8216;em. And I blame the System.&#8217; twanged Ron as he was lead from court. Video footage clearly showed that Long&#8217;s lawyer, Carl Dickworth, had his hand up his client&#8217;s back at the time of the statement manipulating his voice box thingy.</p>
<p>Children watching are reminded that guns are not substitutes for actual tools or a good set of brain cells.</p>
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		<title>By: Angel</title>
		<link>http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/04/01/ronald-long-puts-hole-in-wife/#comment-19730</link>
		<dc:creator>Angel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 02:03:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;   And letâ€™s get rid of the damn gadgets that keep killing people on accident.  They are stooopid.&lt;/blockquote&gt;

So, we need to get rid of all knives, bats, automobiles, household cleaners, clothes washers and dryers, and swimming pools too, then? Because all of those have been known to kill people by accident as well. Just askin&#039;....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>   And letâ€™s get rid of the damn gadgets that keep killing people on accident.  They are stooopid.</p></blockquote>
<p>So, we need to get rid of all knives, bats, automobiles, household cleaners, clothes washers and dryers, and swimming pools too, then? Because all of those have been known to kill people by accident as well. Just askin&#8217;&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: swivel</title>
		<link>http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/04/01/ronald-long-puts-hole-in-wife/#comment-19727</link>
		<dc:creator>swivel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 01:50:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;Guns donâ€™t kill people, people kill people. If you take the guns from the criminals, they will use whatever other deadly weapon they can get their hands on legally (such as a knife, or a club) if they really want to kill. If you donâ€™t believe it, just ask people in Britain. The more restrictions put on gun ownership, the higher the instance of close quarters violent crimes  committed.&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Exactly!  So, let&#039;s make it harder for them to kill people!  Let&#039;s have it take longer, so people can fight back or get away.  And let&#039;s get rid of the damn gadgets that keep killing people on accident.  They are stooopid.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>Guns donâ€™t kill people, people kill people. If you take the guns from the criminals, they will use whatever other deadly weapon they can get their hands on legally (such as a knife, or a club) if they really want to kill. If you donâ€™t believe it, just ask people in Britain. The more restrictions put on gun ownership, the higher the instance of close quarters violent crimes  committed.</p></blockquote>
<p>Exactly!  So, let&#8217;s make it harder for them to kill people!  Let&#8217;s have it take longer, so people can fight back or get away.  And let&#8217;s get rid of the damn gadgets that keep killing people on accident.  They are stooopid.</p>
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		<title>By: Angel</title>
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		<dc:creator>Angel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 00:19:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;Angel as you are so well spoken, can you and your baby glock - help the pooh explain how we are safer.  I just feel I didnâ€™t do it justice.&lt;/blockquote&gt;
Pooh,
I don&#039;t know if I can do it justice here in the short amount of time I have before bath-and-bed time for the kids. but here&#039;s the abbreviated version until I have more time:

Guns don&#039;t kill people, people kill people. If you take the guns from the criminals, they will use whatever other deadly weapon they can get their hands on legally (such as a knife, or a club) if they really want to kill. If you don&#039;t believe it, just ask people in Britain. The more restrictions put on gun ownership, the higher the instance of close quarters violent crimes  committed. 

And those hell bent on killing someone, and wanting to use a gun to do it, will find a way to acquire one illegally. If you don&#039;t believe that, just go ask any of the victims of drive by shootings, or robberies, or assaults in Washington D.C.; which has some of the strictest gun control laws in the U.S., and also one of the highest rates of gun violence in the U.S. 

Guns don&#039;t make people bad, people make guns bad, in some instances. Even with the small percentage of cases where that is the case though, there are many more instances of gun owners saving themselves, their families, and even strangers, by using their firearms judiciously in a dangerous situation. 

Taking my gun from me will not make me safer, it will only make the criminal who is planning to attack me safer. Because you can bet your ass, law or no law, HE will have a gun. And I&#039;m not nearly as accurate throwing a knife, as I am firing my Glock, if I should need to protect myself from an intruder who has a gun. 

That&#039;s all I had time for, for now. Maybe later?

And thank you for the compliment! :-D</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>Angel as you are so well spoken, can you and your baby glock &#8211; help the pooh explain how we are safer.  I just feel I didnâ€™t do it justice.</p></blockquote>
<p>Pooh,<br />
I don&#8217;t know if I can do it justice here in the short amount of time I have before bath-and-bed time for the kids. but here&#8217;s the abbreviated version until I have more time:</p>
<p>Guns don&#8217;t kill people, people kill people. If you take the guns from the criminals, they will use whatever other deadly weapon they can get their hands on legally (such as a knife, or a club) if they really want to kill. If you don&#8217;t believe it, just ask people in Britain. The more restrictions put on gun ownership, the higher the instance of close quarters violent crimes  committed. </p>
<p>And those hell bent on killing someone, and wanting to use a gun to do it, will find a way to acquire one illegally. If you don&#8217;t believe that, just go ask any of the victims of drive by shootings, or robberies, or assaults in Washington D.C.; which has some of the strictest gun control laws in the U.S., and also one of the highest rates of gun violence in the U.S. </p>
<p>Guns don&#8217;t make people bad, people make guns bad, in some instances. Even with the small percentage of cases where that is the case though, there are many more instances of gun owners saving themselves, their families, and even strangers, by using their firearms judiciously in a dangerous situation. </p>
<p>Taking my gun from me will not make me safer, it will only make the criminal who is planning to attack me safer. Because you can bet your ass, law or no law, HE will have a gun. And I&#8217;m not nearly as accurate throwing a knife, as I am firing my Glock, if I should need to protect myself from an intruder who has a gun. </p>
<p>That&#8217;s all I had time for, for now. Maybe later?</p>
<p>And thank you for the compliment! <img src='http://www.dreamindemon.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':-D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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