Craig Wood Sentenced To Death For Rape And Murder Of 10-Year-Old Hailey OwensMan Fatally Shot Mother After Blaming Her For Broken Video Game HeadphonesGirl, 3, Killed By Pit Bull Five Days After Dad Brought Dog HomeMan Stabbed Family Pit Bull To Death To Save His 1-Year-Old DaughterMan Charged After His Two Pit Bulls Kill Woman On Christmas EveLesbian Couple And Two Children Found Murdered In Basement ApartmentWoman Gets 20 Years In Prison For Recording Herself Molesting 4-Year-Old BoyWoman Fatally Shot Husband, Two Sons Before Killing Herself At Texas ResortBoy, 5, On Life Support After Mother Beat Him With A ShoeBody Of Missing Colorado Woman Found In Lory State Park

Monthly Archives: April 2008

Narasha Simpson Was Angry

April 30, 2008 at 1:00 pm by  

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Rock Hill, SC – That happy looking young woman above is 16-year-old Narasha Simpson.She has been charged with attempted poisoning from an event that happened on April 21st. Simpson, who was angry at her parents, decided to get back at them by pouring bleach in to two seperate 2-liters of soda. Luckily, no one in her family was harmed, but Narasha has been charged as an adult.…

Christopher Johnson Looks Maladjusted

April 30, 2008 at 12:39 pm by  

Christopher Johnson, 17 - Dreamin' Demon

Newburgh, NY – If Christopher Johnson isn’t guilty of the charges against him, he is gonna have one hell of a cruel and unusual punishment case against the Newburgh City Police. Because, y’all, that mugshot is just brutal. Johnson, 17, is accused of molesting at least one of the children in his mother’s care. …

Andy Eicher: Amish Child Molester?

April 30, 2008 at 10:20 am by  

Not Andy Eicher.  This is Weird Al.  Amish people are hard to photograph.

This is not Andy Eicher, this is Weird Al.  Amish people don’t like photography.

Berne, IN – Apparently, nobody is immune to child molesting anymore. On Friday, Berne Amishman Andy Eicher was charged with felony incest and child molestation after one of his ten daughters told a neighbor that her father had been molesting her since she was five. The sixteen-year-old girl first reported the abuse back in October of 2007, but Eicher was not charged until April 25. …

David Michael Schedin Is A Holy Roller

April 29, 2008 at 9:22 am by  

David Michael Schedin

Aloha, OR – David Michael Schedin, 40, loves the Lord, a good button-up polo shirt, and juvenile girls.  The part-time teacher at  Palace of Praise Academy in Aloha was arrested on Thursday after one of his students told her parents that Schedin had taken her to the Beaverton High School parking lot and sexually assaulted her.   I guess the girl didn’t buy his “coming under male spiritual authority” doctrine.  …

Leroy Fuller, Dreamin' Demon

Waterville, Maine – Leroy Fuller, 66, is a registered sex offender with a record dating back to 1959.  But since it’s pretty much a walking offense to feel up a kid in Maine, he’s done remarkably little time.  In fact, for his last offense in 2004, Fuller got just 364 days – suspended.  He walked on a charge of sexual misconduct with a child under the age of 14.  Which is probably why he felt perfectly comfortable feeling up a six-year-old girl in a thrift store on Monday – twice. …

Mauriel Mercado + Derek Garcia = Stupid

April 29, 2008 at 5:52 am by  

muriel Mercado and Derek Garcia

Sacramento, CA – Mauriel Mercado, 20, and her boyfriend Derek Garcia, 22, had some shopping to do Friday night. So they went to the mall, parked at Macy’s, and left Mercado’s two year old son in the car. With the windows up. For nearly an hour. Now they’re all upset and surprised that the toddler is in foster care and they got arrested. I know, right? What’s the world coming to when you can’t even cook your baby in public? …

Amber Jimenez Thinks Babies Go In Dumpsters

April 28, 2008 at 6:27 pm by  

Amber Jimenez, Dreamin' DemonAmber Jimenez, Dreamin' Demon

Rancho Cucamonga, CA – Amber Jimenez, 20, knows how to take an interesting Myspace picture. She also knows how to get it, as evidenced by the Myspace photo in which she tells us “This is how u GET IT“. Except she can get it on the dance floor at Obviously Third Trimester Pregnant, but she can’t get it into her head that you don’t dump a newborn in a dumpster. …

Levert Stewart Is A Tough Guy

April 28, 2008 at 3:04 pm by  

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Levert Stewart just got out of jail on Friday. His family is afraid of him and the guy has a pretty lengthy history of arrests that include domestic violence charges as well as assaulting a police officer. Three women, including his wife, have restraining orders against the guy. On Sunday, Stewart decided to up the ante.…

Denise Miltecic

Wading River, Long Island – Why do people think they need to take their kids with them when they go out driving after a drink or eight?  Denise Milcetic is our D’D Drunk Drivin’ Mommy of the Day.  Congrats, Denise!  You win public shaming and a sad-looking souvenir mugshot!  …

William Crawford Sucks At Killing

April 28, 2008 at 8:29 am by  

William Randall Crawford

Bean Station, TN – But you gotta give him credit for trying. William Randall Crawford, 34, is the subject of a large-scale manhunt centered in Grainger County, Tennessee. Crawford is accused of going to his in-laws’ home in Bean Station on Saturday night and shooting, stabbing and biting five family members: his in-laws, his wife, and his two children. Fortunately, Crawford was unsuccessful – so far, all of his victims are alive. At this point, though, I would say that a family reconciliation seems unlikely. …

Donna Lou Sanders Is Pimpin’

April 28, 2008 at 7:43 am by  

Donna Lou Sanders

Magnolia, Ark. – Donna Lou Sanders, 46, is a Special Ed. teacher at Magnolia Junior High School. She’s also a total pimp for her daughter and other 12 and 13-year-old girls. Okay, technically she’s not actually a pimp, because she didn’t get paid. Maybe “sex facilitator” would be a better title. Or maybe “batshit crazy mom/teacher combo plate who likes to drive around while junior high girls are gettin’ it in the back of her car.” That’s more accurate. it just doesn’t fit my title bar. …

Andrew Sheppard Killed By Mother’s Penis

April 26, 2008 at 8:58 am by  

Andrew Sheppard, Draemin' DemonGianni Spagnolo

Okay, what is it with the damned babykillers this week?  I have had just about enough of these walking penii and their  “oops, my girlfriend’s child magically died while she was gone” stories.  But they just keep showing up, y’know?  So here I am once again, posting about a sweet baby boy who, thanks to Mommy’s penis, is dead.

Ocala, FL – Andrew Sheppard was eighteen months old when he died on Friday evening.   His killer?  Mommy’s boyfriend, Gianni Spagnolo, 34.   Spagnolo, who is unemployed and living with friends, often cared for Andrew while his mother, Kari Sheppard, was working.     Sheppard  left Andrew with Spagnolo overnight on Tuesday and all day Wednesday.  By Wednesday night, her son was gravely injured.  By Friday night, he was dead. …

Fred Leonard Must Have Been Really Mad

April 25, 2008 at 8:04 pm by  

UPDATE 4/26/08 – Katrina Dumas was found dead last night about 9:30, not long after I posted this article.  She had been shot in the head and dumped along the side of a rural road. Further information is at the bottom of the article.

Katrina Dumas and Fred Dumas, Dreamin' Demon

Clarksdale, TN – Police are still trying to figure out what Fred Leonard Jr. did on Wednesday. And as I write, they’re still looking for Katrina Dumas. Dumas, 27, is Leonard’s ex-girlfriend and the mother of their three-year-old son, Fred Dumas. Katrina and little Fred went missing on Wednesday. Thursday night, Fred Dumas was found alive, tied up face down behind a church ten miles from Clarksdale. The toddler suffered a snakebite and numerous insect bites, but is expected to recover. Katrina Dumas has not yet been found.…

Mark Strickler Killed Michael Peters

April 25, 2008 at 12:11 pm by  

Mark Strickler, Dreamin' DemonMichael Peters, 18 month - Dreamin' Demon

New Castle, PA – It happened on April 12 between 2:00 and 2:45 p.m. Loraine Peters had just left for work. Watching her two sons was her fiance’, Mark Strickler. Less than an hour after Loraine had left, Strickler, 22, called for help. Michael Peters, 18 months, wasn’t breathing. He’d left him in the bathtub for a few seconds, Strickler said. He wouldn’t wake up. Something was wrong. …

Litchfield, Poston, O’Conner

S.C. – My favorite story of the week. Police learned via an anonymous tip, that Matthew Jason Litchfield Jr., 27, had employed two men, James O’Conner, 33, and Martin Wayne Poston, 30, to help kill his wife, her unborn child and her boyfriend. So they set up a nice sting that got all three men arrested before anyone got hurt. But before we get to that portion of the story, here is a bit of background.…

Tiffany Valentine Was In A Hurry

April 25, 2008 at 8:23 am by  

Tiffany Valentine, Dreamin' Demon

Cincinnati, OH – Tiffany Valentine, 27, has seven children. On Wednesday night, she almost dropped that number to six when she left her ten-year-old son on the side of the interstate. Fortunately, passersby saw the boy and called police, who found the child at the entrance of U.S. 562 and I-71. …

It’s Update Thursday at Dreamin’ Demon!

April 24, 2008 at 10:12 am by  

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Dreamin’ Demon Home Office, Akron, Ohio – Good morning Denizens of the Demon! It’s a beautiful day here in our new Akron home office. Morbid is off to his day job as a lingerie model for the elderly at Shady Acres Nursing Home. I remain, as per normal, handcuffed to the couch until my daily article-posting quota is met. In an effort to reduce my restraint time, I kinda thought it would be fun to spend today updating articles we’ve posted with new information. Guilty? Acquitted? Showing up in our forums and lying like a dog? I’ll find it, and post it. …

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