Lutz, FL – Nicole VanNeil, 22, isn’t gonna be one of those stuffy no-fun moms.   In fact, she’s already letting her little bundle of unborn joy discover what it feels like to be wasted.  VanNeil was arrested this month for driving under the influence of alcohol – and she’s eight months pregnant.   [Read more...]

Rock Hill, SC - That happy looking young woman above is 16-year-old Narasha Simpson.She has been charged with attempted poisoning from an event that happened on April 21st. Simpson, who was angry at her parents, decided to get back at them by pouring bleach in to two seperate 2-liters of soda. Luckily, no one in her family was harmed, but Narasha has been charged as an adult.

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Newburgh, NY – If Christopher Johnson isn’t guilty of the charges against him, he is gonna have one hell of a cruel and unusual punishment case against the Newburgh City Police. Because, y’all, that mugshot is just brutal. Johnson, 17, is accused of molesting at least one of the children in his mother’s care. [Read more...]

This is not Andy Eicher, this is Weird Al.  Amish people don’t like photography.

Berne, IN – Apparently, nobody is immune to child molesting anymore. On Friday, Berne Amishman Andy Eicher was charged with felony incest and child molestation after one of his ten daughters told a neighbor that her father had been molesting her since she was five. The sixteen-year-old girl first reported the abuse back in OctoberOctober reviews of 2007, but Eicher was not charged until April 25. [Read more...]

Aloha, OR – David Michael Schedin, 40, loves the Lord, a good button-up polo shirt, and juvenile girls.  The part-time teacher at  Palace of Praise Academy in Aloha was arrested on Thursday after one of his students told her parents that Schedin had taken her to the Beaverton High School parking lot and sexually assaulted her.   I guess the girl didn’t buy his “coming under male spiritual authority” doctrine.  [Read more...]

Waterville, Maine – Leroy Fuller, 66, is a registered sex offender with a record dating back to 1959.  But since it’s pretty much a walking offense to feel up a kid in Maine, he’s done remarkably little time.  In fact, for his last offense in 2004, Fuller got just 364 days – suspended.  He walked on a charge of sexual misconduct with a child under the age of 14.  Which is probably why he felt perfectly comfortable feeling up a six-year-old girl in a thrift store on Monday – twice. [Read more...]

Sacramento, CA – Mauriel Mercado, 20, and her boyfriend Derek Garcia, 22, had some shopping to do FridayFriday reviews night. So they went to the mall, parked at Macy’s, and left Mercado’s two year old son in the car. With the windows up. For nearly an hour. Now they’re all upset and surprised that the toddler is in foster care and they got arrested. I know, right? What’s the world coming to when you can’t even cook your baby in public? [Read more...]

Rancho Cucamonga, CA – Amber Jimenez, 20, knows how to take an interesting Myspace picture. She also knows how to get it, as evidenced by the MyspaceMySpace photo in which she tells us “This is how u GET IT“. Except she can get it on the dance floor at Obviously Third Trimester Pregnant, but she can’t get it into her head that you don’t dump a newborn in a dumpster. [Read more...]

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Levert Stewart just got out of jail on FridayFriday reviews. His family is afraid of him and the guy has a pretty lengthy history of arrests that include domestic violence charges as well as assaulting a police officer. Three women, including his wife, have restraining orders against the guy. On Sunday, Stewart decided to up the ante.

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Wading River, Long Island – Why do people think they need to take their kids with them when they go out driving after a drink or eight?  Denise Milcetic is our D’D Drunk Drivin’ Mommy of the Day.  Congrats, Denise!  You win public shaming and a sad-looking souvenir mugshot!  [Read more...]

Bean Station, TN - But you gotta give him credit for trying. William Randall Crawford, 34, is the subject of a large-scale manhunt centered in Grainger County, Tennessee. CrawfordCrawford reviews is accused of going to his in-laws’ home in Bean Station on SaturdaySaturday reviews night and shooting, stabbing and biting five family members: his in-laws, his wife, and his two children. Fortunately, Crawford was unsuccessful – so far, all of his victims are alive. At this point, though, I would say that a family reconciliation seems unlikely. [Read more...]

MagnoliaMagnolia reviews, Ark. - Donna Lou Sanders, 46, is a Special Ed. teacher at Magnolia Junior High School. She’sShe reviews also a total pimp for her daughter and other 12 and 13-year-old girls. Okay, technically she’s not actually a pimp, because she didn’t get paid. Maybe “sex facilitator” would be a better title. Or maybe “batshit crazy mom/teacher combo plate who likes to drive around while junior high girls are gettin’ it in the back of her car.” That’s more accurate. it just doesn’t fit my title bar. [Read more...]

Okay, what is it with the damned babykillers this week?  I have had just about enough of these walking penii and their  “oops, my girlfriend’s child magically died while she was gone” stories.  But they just keep showing up, y’know?  So here I am once again, posting about a sweet baby boy who, thanks to Mommy’s penis, is dead.

Ocala, FL – Andrew Sheppard was eighteen months old when he died on FridayFriday reviews evening.   His killer?  Mommy’s boyfriend, Gianni Spagnolo, 34.   Spagnolo, who is unemployed and living with friends, often cared for Andrew while his mother, Kari Sheppard, was working.     Sheppard  left Andrew with Spagnolo overnight on Tuesday and all day Wednesday.  By Wednesday night, her son was gravely injured.  By Friday night, he was dead. [Read more...]

UPDATE 4/26/08 – Katrina Dumas was found dead last night about 9:30, not long after I posted this article.  She had been shot in the head and dumped along the side of a rural road. Further information is at the bottom of the article.

Clarksdale, TN - Police are still trying to figure out what Fred Leonard Jr. did on Wednesday. And as I write, they’re still looking for Katrina Dumas. Dumas, 27, is Leonard’s ex-girlfriend and the mother of their three-year-old son, Fred Dumas. Katrina and little Fred went missing on Wednesday. Thursday night, Fred Dumas was found alive, tied up face down behind a church ten miles from Clarksdale. The toddler suffered a snakebite and numerous insect bites, but is expected to recover. Katrina Dumas has not yet been found.

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