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Reshonda Smith Is Bad

March 31, 2008 by impqueen  

Filed under: Attempted Murder, Child Neglect, Shooting 

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Largo, FL - Reshonda Smith, 29, is a bad mother with bad aim and a bad mugshot. She’sShe reviewsShe reviews just bad all over, and not in that good way. Late Sunday night, Reshonda decided that her boyfriend was cheating on her with his ex-girlfriend. So Reshonda went to confront the ex-girlfriend. At some point in the “I’ma kill you if you don’t leave my man alone bitch” convo, Smith reached for something inside her jacket. The ex-girlfriend ran inside her apartment and locked Reshonda out.

Early Monday morning, the boyfriend showed up at the ex-girlfriend’s apartment. As the boyfriend and his ex were outside talking, Reshonda came out from the shadows where she’d been lurking, pulled a gun and fired off a volley of shots. The bullets missed, because Reshonda has bad aim. They did manage to hit some nearby parked cars, though.

Sheriff’s deputies were called and showed up just in time to see Reshonda’s car as she left the scene and she was arrested. A little while later, police checked Reshonda’s apartment and found her four kids, who had been left alone all night. The children range in age from 1 month to 7 years. They were asleep when the cops showed up and appear unharmed except by genetic roulette.

Reshonda Smith is in the Pinellas County Jail, where she has been charged with attempted murder and child neglect. The children have been placed into protective custody, and her boyfriend better watch who he talks to when she gets out.

Comments

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  1. WryBread
    7:48 pm on March 31st, 2008

    Genetic roulette! God, Imp, you are funny.

    But I think we can assume the genetic dice are loaded against these kids. Four under the age of 7. BabyMamma been spending her time loving her man.

  2. WryBread
    7:54 pm on March 31st, 2008

    Well, I tried to find a definition for ReShonda and can’t find one. This is odd. I know that I’ve heard it before. I had better luck with arbophilia.

  3. impqueen
    8:26 pm on March 31st, 2008

    But I think we can assume the genetic dice are loaded against these kids. Four under the age of 7. BabyMamma been spending her time loving her man.

    And her man, apparently, has been puttin’ the love on his ex.

  4. carol13
    12:09 am on April 1st, 2008

    Her getting arrested is probably the best thing that’s ever happened to her children. Well, at least until the state feels she’s “rehabilitated” and returns them for a childhood full of neglect, at best.

  5. michelle
    12:33 am on April 1st, 2008

    Well, I tried to find a definition for ReShonda and can’t find one. This is odd. I know that I’ve heard it before. I had better luck with arbophilia.

    Glad you looked into that fetish..crazy fuckers every where. Glad they found the kids- SAFE!

    Well, I tried to find a definition for ReShonda and can’t find one. This is odd. I know that I’ve heard it before. I had better luck with arbophilia.

    It’s no excuse, but at least she was making with the same guy. Maybe he needed shooting. :)

  6. Angel
    1:26 am on April 1st, 2008

    Maybe he needed shooting.

    LOL. And she even managed to fuck that up! Damn the bad luck!

  7. michelle
    1:42 am on April 1st, 2008

    LOL. And she even managed to fuck that up! Damn the bad luck!

    Nothing could be more true. Sometimes, people NEED shooting.
    It’s in the “Red Neck” dictionary.!

  8. nurseronda
    1:48 am on April 1st, 2008

    LOL. And she even managed to fuck that up! Damn the bad luck!

    My question is why didn’t she take shooting lessons before she decided to shoot her guy….ummm the ex’s guy? lol

  9. michelle
    1:58 am on April 1st, 2008

    My question is why didn’t she take shooting lessons before she decided to shoot her guy….ummm the ex’s guy? lol

    In the Queens, rightful verse “PUT DOWN” Let’s all chant “THE PENIS”.
    Shit at least get better AIM!

  10. Hippiepoet
    7:49 am on April 1st, 2008

    Dayum! Don’t go messing with Miss BadAss Roulette Lady! I swear, this lady looks like she needs tons of sleep…..guess she’ll get plenty of sleepytime in the pokey.

  11. Old Man Metal
    3:49 pm on April 1st, 2008

    Hey, lookit that… a happy ending. :)

  12. Abroad
    12:49 pm on October 11th, 2008

    In the Queens, rightful verse “PUT DOWN” Let’s all chant “THE PENIS”.Shit at least get better AIM!

    I don’t think that is the meaning Our Queen usually invests in “put down”; but why not……? :-P

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