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PSA: Kaley Park Has A White Fee

March 31, 2008 by Morbid  

Filed under: Assault, Beating, Hate Crime 

Dreamin’ Demon Public Service Announcement

Erik Golden and Christopher Colbert

OrlandoOrlando reviewsOrlando reviews, Florida – If you are white, be aware of a fee that you will have to pay if you enter Kaley Park in Orlando. Failure to pay this fee could result in you getting your ass kicked by four black men. I am providing this public service announcement so that other whites will not suffer the fate that happened to a 62-year-old woman and her two mentally-challenged companions who attempted not paying.

The three were walking in the public park when they were confronted by Christopher Colbert, Erick Golden, Willie Pritts and Antoniette Boone. No word on if these four upstanding individuals are appointed fee collectors or not, but they announced to the trio that they needed to pay the “white fee”. The three law-breakers ignored these young men and continued walking.

This led to the four enforcers to exact a little justice on the three freeloaders by beating them and holding one of them up with a knife. Now, after doing their community a favor, they have been arrested and charged with a hate crime. Just unbelievable how these men are being treated. No good deed goes unpunished, indeed. Be strong, fellas, I’m sure the news will be all over this!

Comments

30 Comments on "PSA: Kaley Park Has A White Fee" make up the 115,829 total comments on Dreamin' Demon.

  1. So Jaded
    10:12 am on March 31st, 2008

    Wow…tough guys!! Betcha they feel all manly now. Assholes…

  2. Angel
    11:10 am on March 31st, 2008

    Has anyone checked into the possibility of a stupid fee, or a meanness fee, to be levied on these assholes? Or maybe a simple extermination fee would suffice. Have you all heard of Terminix? Well, I think Termi-dicks would be the appropriate pest control company to hire for this job.

    Beating up on an old lady, and a couple of mentally challenged people. This just reinforces my assertion that most of these assholes are nothing more than cowards with no morals. if they had wanted to show what big men they really were, they could have waited for a group of four grown men to show up, thereby providing the opportunity to show their true domination. Instead, they showed just what kind of pathetic pussies they really are.

  3. Kathy
    11:49 am on March 31st, 2008

    The guy with the dreads has that “paint huffer” blank stare. He’s probably more mentally challenged than the victims.

    The guy on the left looks like he is wearing a mouth guard for boxing. I’m guessing that is his dollar store grill, or some fabulous pool hall dental work.

    Where the fuck is Al Sharpton when these hate crimes come to light?

  4. Morbid
    12:00 pm on March 31st, 2008

    Where the fuck is Al Sharpton when these hate crimes come to light?

    No joke! The fact these men are in jail is a crime in itself! White people ALWAYS get there way and as we are seeing here, the truly guilty are out free while these two sit in jail. For what? Trying to enforce a rule? Sheesh.

  5. Angel
    12:02 pm on March 31st, 2008

    Where the fuck is Al Sharpton when these hate crimes come to light?

    Wrong end of the color spectrum for Al on this one…….

  6. Old Man Metal
    1:14 pm on March 31st, 2008

    Wait wait wait… hate crime legislation is a double-edged sword? WTF? I’m calling my congressman!

  7. WryBread
    1:14 pm on March 31st, 2008

    What a pair of low-lifes? Where are the other two?

    I guess they were just getting their reparations for slavery, one retarded park walker at at a time.

    Tell me, those who know? What will their rank be inside jail walls? Will they be celebrated or desipised? Will this sort of crime make one an inputter or an inputtee on the sex scene?

  8. carol13
    2:30 pm on March 31st, 2008

    I don’t have anything to add, I just wanted to say the comments on this were funny enough I called my husband in the room to read them too.

  9. swivel
    5:25 pm on March 31st, 2008

    I wanna see Obama levy a fine on Hillary at the next debate.

  10. Kathy
    5:28 pm on March 31st, 2008

    I wanna see Obama levy a fine on Hillary at the next debate.

    Wait, wouldn’t he be fined too? Or would he pay a reduced fine?

  11. Nyrak
    6:14 pm on March 31st, 2008

    Um….this is some bogus ass shit. A white fee?? Ok, I’m not fully black, partially white, should I charge myself if I go to Kaley Park or should I not pay a fee? Hmm…my mom is white, I guess she’s gonna have to fork over a fee, but if I’m with her, maybe it will only be half off….

    How fucking stupid. They’re all douchebags.

  12. Morbid
    6:56 pm on March 31st, 2008

    Um….this is some bogus ass shit. A white fee?? Ok, I’m not fully black, partially white, should I charge myself if I go to Kaley Park or should I not pay a fee?

    You would give yourself half of the fee while simultaneously punching yourself in the face.

  13. Nyrak
    9:23 pm on March 31st, 2008

    You would give yourself half of the fee while simultaneously punching yourself in the face.

    Ohh….I get it…so that’s how it works….LOL!!!

  14. Angel
    9:39 pm on March 31st, 2008

    You would give yourself half of the fee while simultaneously punching yourself in the face.

    But you’d have to punch your momma too, if she was with you and wouldn’t fork over the cash!

  15. jujubee
    7:28 am on April 1st, 2008

    Ah man no big deal they are just eliminating the “middle man” that being the democrats who already require us to pay a white tax. Have any of you ever tried to get government assist? If you have & you’re white I bet you know exactly what I’m talking about. I mean some people are just lazy & like to have lots of kids that they cant seem to provide for on their own (even with the help of a good pimp) So it is only fair that we who so enjoy working our asses off at some 9-5 soul sucking job should take care of these less fortunate lazy individuals. I mean have a heart people!! I wish these perps would come thru my lil town Id teach them about a tax aight. There’s a nice tall tree right behind our local tax office & it just so happens that I have access to said tree from 10-6 mon-sat. You all can call me racist if you like but we all know if the south woulda won we wouldnt be having this conversation. Not only that but I wouldnt have to do my own laundry & Angel wouldnt have to carry her laptop outside or seduce an umbrella into keeping her dry whilst she smokes. And we would all have more time to get on here and laugh. (well in between the beatings & rapings of course). If anyone takes me seriously in this let me say in advance if you cant take a joke F ya. And for all you scoffers of sex with patio furniture if you cant take a fuck – joke ya. Ha ha

  16. Hippiepoet
    7:59 am on April 1st, 2008

    I think the dude on the right is a black Medusa….I swear I see those dreads wriggling about on his head.

  17. Kathy
    8:23 am on April 1st, 2008

    If anyone takes me seriously in this let me say in advance if you cant take a joke F ya.

    Thank god you aren’t serious! You aren’t funny either. So fuck you if you can’t handle me telling you that.

  18. Hippiepoet
    8:32 am on April 1st, 2008

    Thank god you aren’t serious! You aren’t funny either. So fuck you if you can’t handle me telling you that.

    Good morning to you Sassy Ass. ;) I almost spit my coffee out when I read your response! When I was first reading Jujubee’s write-up and got to the “south woulda won” thing, I felt myself becoming mildly irritated. Well, then I get to the end with the joke thing, and I grabbed the Xanax bottle and proceeded to go into my “happy place”.

    ~see I can be a peaceful hippie every now and again….haha

  19. Kathy
    8:50 am on April 1st, 2008

    Good morning to you Sassy Ass.

    Morning Hippie! I’m actually feeling really mean today. Just a warning for everyone else. ;)

    Sorry, I just can’t take bringing politics onto the front page and then the whole “trees” thing and if the south would have won thing. And the the pre-emptive “F you.” Try again JuJubee, I know you have it in you.

  20. Angel
    9:03 am on April 1st, 2008

    I think the dude on the right is a black Medusa….I swear I see those dreads wriggling about on his head.

    So he must be my long lost cousin then! That’s pretty much what I look like when I wake up at 8 AM, after having been up till 5 AM trolling D’D, (because my ass is now addicted to you folks), kinda like this morning. Is there a D’D recovery group somewhere I can attend? Never mind – I like my addiction and am not READY to quit yet.

    I also look like this by noon on days when my kids don’t have school. So today by noon I will look like a siamese twin of myself AS this guy! :-D

  21. Angel
    9:11 am on April 1st, 2008

    Sorry, I just can’t take bringing politics onto the front page and then the whole “trees” thing and if the south would have won thing. And the the pre-emptive “F you.”

    Yeah, I learned my lesson about that shit the second day I was here! I dunno, I kinda feel for her when Solange shows up too. That gal don’t hold back, and I don’t see her appreciating this brand of ‘humor’ either! You better run and hide Jujubee, you just walked into a hornet’s nest, girlie. I hope you have some epi with you. You’re about to get stung….repeatedly.

    I’m actually feeling really mean today. Just a warning for everyone else.

    Thanks for the warning Kathy!

  22. jujubee
    10:25 am on April 1st, 2008

    Ok Ok I see I ruffled some feathers this morning. I cry your pardon Ms.Kathy I reread what I wrote & you’re right it isnt funny. I offer no excuse just my apologies. And thankfully I can “handle you telling me that” So there will be no fucking betwixt us. Im sure you are as relieved as I.

  23. michelle
    10:30 am on April 1st, 2008

    Can’t we all just get along?

  24. Kathy
    10:33 am on April 1st, 2008

    So there will be no fucking betwixt us. Im sure you are as relieved as I.

    WAIT! Not so fast. Are you hot?

    heh. ;)

  25. michelle
    10:45 am on April 1st, 2008

    Naughty Kathy, aren’t all us DD ladies hot?

  26. jujubee
    10:49 am on April 1st, 2008

    hmm.. am I hot? IDK I thought I was once but then I got married and all that went down the proverbial pisser. *sighs* But hey we can be whoever we want to be when the lights are off right?

  27. Kathy
    10:52 am on April 1st, 2008

    But hey we can be whoever we want to be when the lights are off right?

    and on the internetz!! :D

  28. solange822001
    11:12 am on April 1st, 2008

    Yeah, I learned my lesson about that shit the second day I was here! I dunno, I kinda feel for her when Solange shows up too. That gal don’t hold back, and I don’t see her appreciating this brand of ‘humor’ either! You better run and hide Jujubee, you just walked into a hornet’s nest, girlie. I hope you have some epi with you. You’re about to get stung….repeatedly.

    Hahaha, Im here. Im not sayin nothing, I learned my lesson ; )

  29. WryBread
    11:37 am on April 1st, 2008

    … And for all you scoffers of sex with patio furniture if you cant take a fuck – joke ya. Ha ha

    I thought this part was funny. Just being supportive. But I never did like Jujubee candies and wouldn’t buy them at the movies. Does that cancel out my support?

  30. DasBoot
    9:41 pm on April 5th, 2008

    Where the fuck is Al Sharpton when these hate crimes come to light?

    I got a a “white fee” for them. How about they each receive a hydrashok round from my Sig?

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