Okay, does anyone know what the girlfriend looked like? It stands to reason that she was just as ugly one way or another. Look at this guy... what woman with an IQ could find this guy even remotely desirable!

BLAST FROM THE PAST !!!! awwwww dayummm I just spent 15 minutes trying to get through the comments on this one., I had to stop from laughing so hard..... OMG you guys are funny!

This has to be the first human being with the ability to look in his own ear without a mirror.

this one made me cry bwaahhaaaahaaaaa

Hey, what's with the $1375 bond?? Sounds like a bid on The Price is Right!

He reminds me of Crazy Eyes from Mr. Deeds. Can you imagine the size of his contact lenses?! It's all bad enough we have to be bombarded by pics of pedophiles and brain-dead parents, but this will give me nightmares. Thanks. Thanks a lot!

OMG.
LMFAO.
Very sad that, yes, he probably just offed the only girlfriend he ever had.
While I am sorry she is dead, at least she doesn’t have to look at that laying on top of her anymore.

Oh God. Now THAT is a visual that will haunt me. Maybe she demanded doggie? Saves her having to look into his eyes....which is challenging enough. And doggie would be a fitting title given one of the participants at least. Yeah, I'll stop now. Yikes, now I'm just scarin' myself.

Welcome AKIKA, glad to have you. Hang out and share some funnies with the rest of us.

thanks MICHELLE - it's been my screen name since I was a goth poseur signing onto AOL in 1992. I'm not goth anymore (when you're a middle aged mom, that shit is just plain pathetic), but I am still a total poseur.

and thanks, IMPQUEEN. my retinas, cerebral cortex, and sensibilities thank you too (the glitter has taken its toll).

I love that there’s no “glittery” avatars or sigs either… ew. Plus you guys are the awesomenest. K I’ll stop.

Okay, kids, never mind that new Glitter Kitty plug-in I was gonna add..

Welcome to the site!

Hello AKIKA666, you got the right number for the DD.

OMG so I've been reading this blog for like months, I but I got totally motivated to register and post for the first time after reading this one. this is why I LOVE this blog - it's sick yet hilarious and it's also informative. it rulzorz.

I thought I was all genius and everything when I was gonna post that he prlly shoulna killed his gf, cuz beggarz can't be choosarz, but totally bummed to discover that idea was hack.

but poor ol' fugmug - he looks like a Simpsons character. too heinous even for prison rape.

NE way, I'll slide back under my rock for now. Just wanted to say this site is refreshing in its lack of sanctimony and mind-numbing "prayers" posts, while keeping a sharp, effective edge, sometimes piercingly funny, on the side of innocent victims.

I love that there's no "glittery" avatars or sigs either... ew. Plus you guys are the awesomenest. K I'll stop.

"I said look at me when I'm talking to you!" *slap*

OMG.
LMFAO.
Very sad that, yes, he probably just offed the only girlfriend he ever had.
While I am sorry she is dead, at least she doesn't have to look at that laying on top of her anymore.

Oh, shit, y'all! We better quit making fun of this guy! I just figured out who it really is.....Mad Eye Moody's long lost (fraternal) twin! If we keep this shit up, he might come over here and unleash one of those 'Unforgivable Curses' on our asses. Looks like someone already hit him with the Terminally Ugly Curse......so he really doesn't have much to lose, huh?

Mad Eye, trying to teach his bro magic....."You have to look directly at the object you're performing the spell on! No, no, no! I mean with both eyes, you squib!"
....yeah, right, I guess this means we here at D'D don't have anything to worry about after all....

The horror, the horror... this mugshot was repelling as well as compelling - the worst ever posted so far, I believe.

Just out of interest, I put the reflective side of my drivers licence between the middle of his wall-eye and the nurmal one, and voila! a slight angling and the normal eye reflected on the other side, and he just looked sad, but normal. On the other side, he could pass for an extra from Tod Browning's Freaks, or monster material in early Star Trek.

Okay, now to be helpful. If Casanvoa Jones has had that teensy tiny eye problem all his life, well he probably lacks all the spatial/dimensional wiring in his noggin and has been subconsciously relying on environmental clues for depth reference. Did the pursuit happen at dusk or night, when all the cues go to bed? As to the mug shot, someone should have told him that when the photographer says turn to the left, they mean your whole body.

I'd warn him to watch his back in prison, or to sleep with one eye open, but I think he already does - both (ka-ching! I've got dozens of 'em).

God help us if Amy Moolic and this guy hook up and have offspring.

This has to be the first human being with the ability to look in his own ear without a mirror.

If you're the that ugly, don't run your girlfriend over. It's almost miraculous that you got a girlfriend in the first place.

This could work to his advantage in prison. I don't know if Bubba wants anything that scary to be his bitch, not when there are so many other options to choose from.

Marty Feldman, no joke! He looks like a refugee from Young Frankenstein.

That's it. I knew he reminded me of someone, but I just couldn't put my finger on it. lol...

Oh damn, now that I've stopped laughing my ass off to comment. Can we hook him up with the psycho drywall saw woman? You know FUGLY need lovin too.

Then, “Was it because he couldn’t see?” With no trace of sarcasm.

Tell her, yeah, it was because he couldn't see. A couple cases of beer can do that to a guy I've heard.

Somebody needs to slap that fucker straight-eyed!

he gives a whole new meaning to EYE love you

I just had the wife look at the front page to see the dude's mugshot.

She says, "Awww, that's just sad", in an attempt to diffuse my convulsive laughter.

"He ran over his wife", I point out.

"Nevermind", she says, followed by a long pause.


Then, "Was it because he couldn't see?" With no trace of sarcasm.

Hey Mark, I’m over here!
No no, not over there, over HERE!
oh fuck it.

LMFAO

Hey Mark, I'm over here!
No no, not over there, over HERE!
oh fuck it.

This man's face is a misfortune. But I wonder about his brain. Does he think he's ever going to get another girlfriend? It's not like he's O.J. or something with money and a fairly handsome appearance. Just shows that drinking and driving can lead to a life of celibacy.

eek! my immediate reaction to that gorgeous mug was, "oh, holy fuck!"

maybe he ran over his girlfriend because he looking out of the wrong eye

"I'm watching you" would have a whole new meaning with this guy.

Holy crap. I just about blew coffee out of my nose when I saw his picture.
His face is scary. Seriously, I would be scared if I actually looked at him face to face in person, although if I was standing behind him he'd probably still be able to see me.

Hmmmmm... give him a close shave all over and you have a real live Gollum!

Drunk with one eye taking a hard left, I'm thinking it was an accident.

LOL. Ok, I usually refrain from commenting on physical appearance on this site, as I think that a perp's weight or forhead size isn't really all that pertinent. But this guy just blew that policy OUT. THE. WINDOW.

Marty Feldman, no joke! He looks like a refugee from Young Frankenstein.

And any dude looks like that can NOT afford to be running over anybody who could even stand to be in the same room with him.