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They Don’t Get Stupider Than Shannon Bozel

March 28, 2008 by impqueen  

Filed under: Child Endangerment, Drugs, Hit and Run 

 Shannon Elizabeth Bozel, Dreamin' Demon

PittsburghPittsburgh reviewsPittsburgh reviews, PA  –   Dear Shannon Elizabeth Bozel,

Let’s just start from the beginning, shall we?  First, if your boyfriend is on house arrest, you do not offer to go buy him a little smack to get him through the pain of having to sit around and do nothing.

Second, if you must go buy your boyfriend heroin, you should probably get a sitter instead of taking your 14-month-old son with you for the ride.  I know you’re 22.  I know you’re probably broke because of your boyfriend.  But many people put down the penis and walk away, sweetie.  Might I suggest you do the same?

Third, if you must go buy your boyfriend heroin accompanied by your infant son, don’t leave him unattended in a car in a scary part of town.  That makes people kind of freak out, even in the ghetto.

And finally, if you must go buy your house-arrest boyfriend heroin in the ghetto and leave your infant child alone in the car, you probably should not pull a hit and run on another vehicle while leaving the area after your buy.  I realize it seems like a lot to ask, but honestly?  It’s worth it.  Because if you hadn’t hit the other car and pissed off that driver, the police probably would never have caught you.  But they did.

Now, Shannon, you’re in the Allegheny County Jail until someone makes your $25,000 bond.  You’re charged with child endangerment and possession of that three bags of heroin, plus you were driving with a suspended license.  And now your baby’s grandmother gets to raise him because you’re an idiot.

I only say this because I care about your child:  put down the penis.  Walk away.  Straighten up and fly right, or we’ll be showing your child’s picture here when you or your  addicted boyfriend kill him.  Please don’t be that mother. Get a grip.  Grow a cerebral cortex.  Please.  Okay?

Sincerely,

ImpQueen  at Dreamin’ Demon

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  1. Angel
    3:38 am on March 28th, 2008

    See? She should have locked him in the trunk, like that other couple, and nobody in the ghetto would have been freaked out!

  2. Wonder
    4:16 am on March 28th, 2008

    That title surely fits this cunt… i do hope that b/f got violated. Makes me wonder how they put the two and two together about the man waiting on home and not just another drug deal gone wrong. What the heck is she stoned on when she crashed.

  3. Hippiepoet
    7:48 am on March 28th, 2008

    Stupid bitch! Stupid selfish bitch!

  4. bornagainpagan
    8:08 am on March 28th, 2008

    So what’s so surprising? drugs, crime, room temperature IQs, skanks and slimeballs. At least the kid is safe now and mom’s enjoying 3 hots and a cot. Is the spatially challenged boyfriend still jonesing by his lonesome, or is the State feeding and housing his druggie arse as well?

  5. impqueen
    8:25 am on March 28th, 2008

    room temperature IQs

    Hehhh. I do like your way with words.

  6. thepooh5
    8:38 am on March 28th, 2008

    Hey, she must of had one spark in that jelly sponge of a brain, she didn’t leave the baby with the junked out boyfriend while she went and bought his/their smack. After all, he might have killed the toddler, while Mr Jones was in. Stupid definitely! Junkie absolutely. But, maybe she does care for her son…….. maybe – way too stupid to have a child – but maybe she really does love him and felt he would be safer with her than there with the boyfriend. At least she just didn’t leave him with whoever, including junked out boyfriend, to run for smack – she attempted to care for him.

    O-kay let the reeming begin on the pooh – she is so stupid – we agree, but definately way down on the evil list since I’ve been reading here.

  7. michelle
    9:22 am on March 28th, 2008

    Stupid ass hat. Should be a law.

  8. WryBread
    6:11 pm on March 28th, 2008

    See? She should have locked him in the trunk, like that other couple, and nobody in the ghetto would have been freaked out!

    I am laughing out loud! Angel, I love the way you pick up tips from one story and offer them in another. I’m definitely going to lock all kids in the trunk, dead or alive, from now on. It makes life so much easier.

  9. feisty76
    7:49 pm on March 28th, 2008

    Her left ear is huge, like a satellite dish. Too bad the computer attached to the satellite is dead.

    O-kay let the reeming begin on the pooh – she is so stupid – we agree, but definately way down on the evil list since I’ve been reading here.

    Actually I agree with you ThePooh5. Certainly she makes really, REALLY bad judgement calls, but she is not evil per say.

  10. WryBread
    8:46 pm on March 28th, 2008

    See? She should have locked him in the trunk, like that other couple, and nobody in the ghetto would have been freaked out!

    I am laughing out loud! Angel, I love the way you pick up tips from one story and offer them in another. I’m definitely going to lock all kids in the trunk, dead or alive, from now on. It makes life so much easier.

    In fact, Angel, I think you should start a column called something like “Perp Tips.”

  11. Angel
    11:30 pm on March 28th, 2008

    In fact, Angel, I think you should start a column called something like “Perp Tips.”

    That’s me – the Ann Landers of the Criminally Deviant (And How to Grow Up Just Like Your Favorite Assmunch!) LOL.

    Glad I could help you out with that dead kid problem, Wry….. :-D

  12. Angel
    11:36 pm on March 28th, 2008

    In fact, Angel, I think you should start a column called something like “Perp Tips.”

    Maybe we could ask Morbid and Imp…Hey, y’all, anybody need a columnist around here? I could give advice to all of the family and friends of the perps too. You know, the ones who like to show us how pathetic they are?
    “Perp Tips, and How to Defend Your Favorite Pedophile/Murderer/Rapist/Abuser” *giggle*

  13. Totemic
    12:17 pm on March 29th, 2008

    I love the Duh! look.

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