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"God help you if you ever get into a terrible mental state"

He is always crazy!

This article makes me sick. You have no idea what a horrible place someone has to be in mentally to fel that this was their only option. There is much more to this story. These people are family to me and to take something so horrific and write like it was a joke is sickening. God help you if you ever get into a terrible mental state that makes you feel as though you have no way to go on. You wouldn’t deserve any support or sympathy with articles like this. Maybe you should try to be human.

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This article makes me sick. You have no idea what a horrible place someone has to be in mentally to fel that this was their only option. There is much more to this story. These people are family to me and to take something so horrific and write like it was a joke is sickening. God help you if you ever get into a terrible mental state that makes you feel as though you have no way to go on. You wouldn't deserve any support or sympathy with articles like this. Maybe you should try to be human.

Wow. DD reading as a health measure! And you’ve spiced up your sex life with couches and patio umbrellas, too, Angel.

After six kids, finding new things to spice up my sex life was getting kind of difficult. So, I wanted to thank all of you for the interesting new ideas, and the opportunity to fantasize about Morbid's couch, and borrow umbrella molesting tips from the criminal element discussed in this forum.

BWHAAAHAHAHAHAHA Just picturing you carrying the laptop out to the deck in the rain trying to convince the umbrella you sexually molested to get up and cover you from the rain so you can have a cigarette.

And I don't have a deck, Mom - I have to stand on my head in the middle of my backyard, with the umbrella sticking out and supported by my legs. That's why it's such a pain in the ass to take the computer. It's really hard to type upside down, cigarette in one hand, using the other arm for balance, and keep my face out of the mud while keeping the computer dry too...but my lungs are really appreciating the increased amount of smoke-free air they have been receiving.

Thanks . I think you’re right first thing I thought of this morining (besides a cigarette & having to pee) was wonder what’s going on on DD LOL Oh hell I have an addictive nature anyway. Add to that a sick sense of humor, and a major longing for adult conversation….. Well as you can see Im back. God help us all Muha ha ha And by the way laundry is my least favorite chore so I remove the aforementioned curse & add a second blessing for freeing me of that soul sucking job!

Hot damn you will fit right in here Jujubee! Welcome to the best place on the net. That is of course if by adult conversation you mean sarcastic, witty, intelligent profanity filled conversation? LOL :)

Jujubee, welcome. Prepare to spend hours leaping from every other website back to this one to see if anyone’s added a post. It’s become a lifestyle for me! I don’t know which is more addictive, the regular post-ers, the inventive perps and their mugshots, or the idiots who come here to defend their friends.

Thanks . I think you're right first thing I thought of this morining (besides a cigarette & having to pee) was wonder what's going on on DD LOL Oh hell I have an addictive nature anyway. Add to that a sick sense of humor, and a major longing for adult conversation..... Well as you can see Im back. God help us all Muha ha ha And by the way laundry is my least favorite chore so I remove the aforementioned curse & add a second blessing for freeing me of that soul sucking job!

My drug of choice. Cheaper than narcotics, more giggle-inducing than pot, more fun than a bottle of Kahlua, and legal, to boot! And did I mention, FREE?!?! Best addiction, bar none……I’ve even cut down on the cigarettes since I started here, since I don’t smoke in the house around my babies, and taking the computer outside is a pain in the ass!

BWHAAAHAHAHAHAHA Just picturing you carrying the laptop out to the deck in the rain trying to convince the umbrella you sexually molested to get up and cover you from the rain so you can have a cigarette. ;)

Best addiction, bar none……I’ve even cut down on the cigarettes since I started here, since I don’t smoke in the house around my babies, and taking the computer outside is a pain in the ass!

Wow. DD reading as a health measure! And you've spiced up your sex life with couches and patio umbrellas, too, Angel.

Jujubee, welcome. Prepare to spend hours leaping from every other website back to this one to see if anyone's added a post. It's become a lifestyle for me! I don't know which is more addictive, the regular post-ers, the inventive perps and their mugshots, or the idiots who come here to defend their friends.

Thanks for the info Angel I can see how this could become addictive.

My drug of choice. Cheaper than narcotics, more giggle-inducing than pot, more fun than a bottle of Kahlua, and legal, to boot! And did I mention, FREE?!?! Best addiction, bar none......I've even cut down on the cigarettes since I started here, since I don't smoke in the house around my babies, and taking the computer outside is a pain in the ass!

Gosh, Jujubee, you're lucky, the rest of us try to forget the goddamn site then write posts in our sleep. And fuck the laundry, cleanliness is overrated. See ya tomorrow!

Blow is an expression you're supposed to suck... Seriously this site is crazy. Ive just spent 2 hours of my life that I will never get back reading & laughing my ass off. SO thank you all for the laughs but I curse you for keeping me intranced so long that I didnt finish the laundry! I will definately be checking in to this site again,but next time I will make sure I have a few hours to spare. LOL Thanks for the info Angel I can see how this could become addictive.

Yah, I din’t really appreciate the condom, but my momma sure did. Said she ain’t never seen one a them things before, thought it was a balloon and you was gonna wish her happy birthday!

Condom.......balloon.....not much difference really. One you blow and make it bigger, the other gets bigger before you blow it.

Who you laughing at? I’m gonna steal your hubcaps next! And I won’t even leave you a condom, since pinto girl didn’t seem to appreciate hers….

That girl must be some high-class shit if her car gots tires, not to mention hubcaps.

Yah, I din't really appreciate the condom, but my momma sure did. Said she ain't never seen one a them things before, thought it was a balloon and you was gonna wish her happy birthday!

Who you laughing at? I'm gonna steal your hubcaps next! And I won't even leave you a condom, since pinto girl didn't seem to appreciate hers....

LMFAO, you guys are so funny!

I did ask, she said it was you. I think she has a photo and some lab results.

Musta been my evil twin....Muahahahaha

I did ask, she said it was you. I think she has a photo and some lab results.

Er, speaking of that condom, did you ever get yourself checked out? I can hear that condition can be painful…even fatal…

I said it was mine, but I never said I was the one who used it. You need to go and ask yo mama that question, biotch!

P.S. The condom was mine, so I guess we can call it an even trade…..
And my condom probably cost more than your hubcap was worth, anyway. So there!

Er, speaking of that condom, did you ever get yourself checked out? I can hear that condition can be painful...even fatal...

Thanks tons, bitch! I was going to take that hubcap to Show and Tell the next day, but noooo, I had to take a used condom I picked up off the street instead. I got a D, for God’s sake!

Sucks to be you, don't it?

P.S. The condom was mine, so I guess we can call it an even trade.....
And my condom probably cost more than your hubcap was worth, anyway. So there!

That was you?!? Sorry about that stolen hubcap thing…..you won’t hold it against me will you?

Thanks tons, bitch! I was going to take that hubcap to Show and Tell the next day, but noooo, I had to take a used condom I picked up off the street instead. I got a D, for God's sake!

Watch your fucking mouth! That Pinto was my world!

That was you?!? Sorry about that stolen hubcap thing.....you won't hold it against me will you?

Well, It’s not too hard to guess the mental state of the participants and victim. Here, watch. Suicidal?

LOfuckingL!

I would argue that someone raised on a tropical island in a sprawling mansion would have quite a different upbringing than a kid raised in the back seat of a car on the streets of Detroit.

Watch your fucking mouth! That Pinto was my world!

Unless a member of the family or friends posts, we will probably not be able to guess/determine the mental/emotional state of the participants/victims.

Well, even if one of those persons were to post, we could not guarantee that we definitively know what the mental/emotional state of the participants were, because of the possibility that the poster might be lying, or telling only part of the truth, or unable to perfectly communicate his/her intent with the written word, or self-deluded (etc.). However, this merely leaves us where we typically are when it comes to front-page cases.

Now that I think about it, I can't say I ever know--with complete accuracy--the mental/emotional state even of those people to whom I'm closest. Thus, I have just wasted several minutes responding to something meaningless. Dammit!

1) Debbie Gibson was never a member of the Bangles.

Established in 5th post

2) Monetary value of real estate has no bearing on the upbringing/mental/emotional state/class of the person to whom it is attached.

I would argue that someone raised on a tropical island in a sprawling mansion would have quite a different upbringing than a kid raised in the back seat of a car on the streets of Detroit.

3) Unless a member of the family or friends posts, we will probably not be able to guess/determine the mental/emotional state of the participants/victims.

Well, It's not too hard to guess the mental state of the participants and victim. Here, watch. Suicidal?

1) Debbie Gibson was never a member of the Bangles.

2) Monetary value of real estate has no bearing on the upbringing/mental/emotional state/class of the person to whom it is attached.

3) Unless a member of the family or friends posts, we will probably not be able to guess/determine the mental/emotional state of the participants/victims.

So, yeah.

I have a lovely and VACANT 1668sf home in northwest ohio that I’m stuck paying the f’ing mortgage on. $135,000… Anyone want to move there?

How much you gonna pay me? Never mind, it's too cold for too many months of the year up there. I'll stay right here in Backwoods, GA, where we only get really cold weather for a few weeks a year, at most. We just roast like pigs the rest of the time. Bacon, anyone?

That house is valued at $400,000, tops? Wow. In my neighborhood, an UGLY 1 bed, 1 bath at 1060 sqft is going for $330k. If only I could bring myself to move to a place no one else seems to want to.

I have a lovely and VACANT 1668sf home in northwest ohio that I'm stuck paying the f'ing mortgage on. $135,000... Anyone want to move there?

most everyone does not know what went on with this family. with drugs, you are never sane. they were going through many issues and this was the only way they knew to get out. by the way, charlotte is booming with more and more people moving there. and no, the house is not for sale.

Suburban suicide pact, Take 2:

After you - no after you - it's my pleasure - you first - no I insist - BLAM! BLAM-BLAM!!

More coffee?

Suicide Pact? Something smells fishy to me....ummm shit maybe I should go check myself? .............

Nope not me....must be this fucking story.;)

Wrybread, you did it wrong. You’re supposed to join sentences with….or–or just let them all run on together. However, if you must use exclamation points, please use multiple!!!! (And a comma? C’mon! As if!)

Lizard, you're right. It was an amateur effort. I just couldn't get into the mood demanded by such an effort. I did work in my favorite insult, "Loosers!" That always gives me a big laugh.

That house is valued at $400,000, tops? Wow. In my neighborhood, an UGLY 1 bed, 1 bath at 1060 sqft is going for $330k. If only I could bring myself to move to a place no one else seems to want to.

Wrybread, you did it wrong. You're supposed to join sentences with....or--or just let them all run on together. However, if you must use exclamation points, please use multiple!!!! (And a comma? C'mon! As if!)

HAY, U loosers. They r ReEl Poople! Its Nut Funy!

Just kidding. After an enforced break, Wrybread (me) is back and am heartened or maybe disheartened to see that people are still killing and abusing each other in inventive ways.

I'm betting the ladies didn't want a messed up face in the coffin, so therefore did not put the gun to their heads. Which shows that the cult of beauty does indeed get in the way of women achieving their goals.

ROFLMAO Guess I didn’t word that very well did I?

Giggles.......Yeah, you did word it properly. It brought tears to my eyes when I first read it!!!

LMAO Yes I would like to see Dick too Angel…..Fuck jane and her little dog Spot!

mom of 4 said, “Fuck jane and her little dog Spot!”Ummmm mom of 4, that would get us a spot on the front page on DD…lmao

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Yeah, and that would bring the ASPCA and PETA down on your ass, too!

Why would they want to die by gunshot wounds? They (forensic specialists) say that women will usually chose a less violent way to commit suicide, but in this case, they were murdering each other. Most women usually do an overdose or sit in the garage with the engine running...